Fireside Inn

[CrystalTears]

HSN: Fireside Inn · on 7/31/2004 7:43:40 PM 791


On the evening of the Day of the Huntress, Fireside Inn will celebrate the opening of the first Great House in Platinum. The party will be kicked off with contests and a bonfire. Their House will be open for anyone to explore. Induction of the Fireside members will conclude the evening as well as dancing in the ballroom.

The Cooperative Houses of Elanthia (Platinum) welcome the Fireside Inn and wish them well with all their future programs.

~Khal

All your cookies are belong to us.

[firegirl]

FIRESIDE CULTURAL STORYTELLING
Day 14 of the month Ivastaen , 5105. 15:00 by the elven time standard.

Come and sit by the bonfire outside Fireside Inn and listen to stories, or tell one of your own. The event will focus on cultural or historical themed stories. Tell a classic children's tale from your youth, or that local legend you heard while you were sitting in your favorite inn. Prizes will be awarded for the top three entries.


THE GREAT ELANTHIAN RACE
Day 15 of the month Ivastaen, 5105. 22:00 by the elven time standard.

This is not only a race for running feet but of your mind.
A test of your knowledge, your endurance, patience and skill!
What do you know about the other citizens of the landing? Which of the Arkati represents Chaos? What is the smallest moon?

Anything will be asked about everything!

Make sure you have a Valid Portal Ticket
A knowledge of the lands is helpful as well.
Registration at Hearthstone porch: 21:00 - 21:50 PM Elven.
Race begins at 22:00 PM Elven

TEST YOUR RHYMES- LIMERICK TIME!
Day 19 of the month Ivastaen, 5105. 22:00 by the elven time standard.

There once was a man of some girth
Who heard of a contest composed of mirth
He showed up on time,
And told naughty rhymes
And left with a prize of great worth.

PUNDAY NIGHT LIVE!
Day 21 of the month Ivastaen, 5105. 20:00 by the elven time standard.

Come take a test of humor and wit! Use your puns to make a tale. Prizes go to the best bits. Do you have what it takes to make them flail?

STORY-GO-ROUND
Day 22 of the month Ivastaen, 5105. 20:00 by the elven time standard.


Story -go- round and upside down
Now it's your turn, so with some haste
Give the story a lift, twist, turn and some taste
All is possible, you set the bait
Give it your imagination and let others
Finish the fate

[GSLeloo]

How can this be negative posts...

[Latrinsorm]

When a thread is inactive for a long time, it gets -2 posts.

[GSLeloo]

I didn't know that!

[firegirl]

Here are some Limericks that some the Plat folk created during our competition last night. Oublie and Mithogras were the lucky winners! Enjoy!

Tanderick recites:

"There was a locksmith named Mithogras
Nishi claimed he was full of gas
All round those would gather to hear
what wondrous stories would enlighten our ears
each one ver well told down to the las'"

Eldawyn recites:

"Mith was a picker for many
Tips? Why he wouldn't take any
People were pleased
Though Mith smelled of cheese
And he looked like most peoples granny."

Tanderick recites:

"Alas, Firenzes would hunt alone
For she had a fetish of brimstone
this would cause all to flee
all that is, except me
I splashed her with the scent of a pine cone!"

Sensati sings:

"There once was a pauper named Meg
Who accidentally broke her leg
She slipped on the ice
Not once but thrice
Take no pity on her, I beg"

Tanderick recites:

"On the cart to this town for days I was blind
For awhile all I smelled was a donkey's behind
Once I had a chance to meet all around
I decided ya'll were better den a curhound
Not once have I missed the invar I once mined."

Mithogras recites:

"Smallstick has a voice that is graveled
And he's surely a giant well-traveled
But he lost all his clothes
When his cloak caught a rose
And all of the fabric unraveled!"

Jaired recites:

"There once was a man who hated to rhyme,
He never wasted his breath or any of his time,
Die,
Die,
I'm late for my next crime "


Nystle recites:

"Oh, know a bardess, I dos
and rarely she hear a 'thak yous'
her instrument's squeaky
and her rhymes are all eeky
and her voice aint no betters it's trues."

Voorst recites:

"We battle and kill all our foes
And we think we're all in the knows
But they keep on a fighting
So we mut start a biting
Or else make em smell all our toes"

Oublie recites:

"A daark eeelf laadii waas een daangeer
Aloong a laake creepeeeng weef raaangeeer
Oone caasteed heees thorron speel
Eeer vooon keek neeer deed weel
"ooo Prick" sheee shooouteed eeen aaangeer!"

Mithogras recites:

"The judges all broke to confer
And everyone though it was fun fer
The limericks they had
To be heard good or bad
They'd even be listenin' to Gunfer!"


Nishima recites:

"Dere once was a sword named Happies!
Old folk dere thot it was Sappies!
Some say it Sorrow
But they gone tomorrow...
Besides they talk make NIshi nappy!"

Mithogras recites:

"Lil' Oublie from scarabs will shriek
She can't even stay for a peek!
Quick as a dart
She runs for a tart
And shows her relief with a squeak!"


Nishima recites:

"This poem is about Nishi!
Everyone like to say Nishi!
Give me some food!
Nishi say goood!
Maybe grow into two Nishi!"

>Nishima recites:

"Nishi once found a big cookie!
Dyan came, shouted 'hey lookie!'
There was a fight
Nishi was right!
But Oublie grabs it.. how snookie!"

Jaired recites:

"Jaired is just an old soldier defending the gates,
All that would harm us is what he hates.
But they pelt him with rocks,
Then lock him in the stocks.
This town is nothing but a bunch of ingrates."

Tanderick recites:

"Have you ever wondered about yourself
are you a dwarf, maybe an elf
Be a big warrior and swing a sword
Or be bard and strike a delicate chord
As for a name, maybe Melf?"

Nishima recites:

"Pain is a Pain is a pain!
She talks all the time: she is lame!
Wish she would shut
Her big fat mouth up
Splatting her should be a game!"

Mithogras recites:

"The rogue is a serious picker
And over no tips will he bicker
To be a lockmaster
He has to work faster
But why when he's trapped do ya'll snicker?"


Nystle recites:

"There once was a aelotoi of rumors
who seem to have brain in his bloomers
he were not too brite
but oh, it a site
when he pick at a box and goes boomers"

aired recites:

"Jaired is just an old soldier defending the gates,
All that would harm us is what he hates.
But they pelt him with rocks,
Then lock him in the stocks.
One day he'll turn and kill all of you ingrates."

>Nishima recites:

"Nishi is grate!
She sat on a gate!
You might see
If you agree
Sorry, Nishi was late!"

Oublie recites:

"Oooblee eees ooone whooo liiks floooors
Een hooonts fooor treeesuuur fooor hoooors
Shee leeefs aal eeer reechees
Frooom wraats,wiits, eeen leechees
Too piiiickeers een peenk-looveeng pooowers"

>Tanderick recites:

"I swing a very large claidhmore
And strike fear to my enemies very core
I onced plyed my trade as a courrier
But I'm a better Might Dwarven Warrior
Questing to become part of ancient lore"

Nishima recites:

"Torese is a big Giant!
Tonight he's been real good at dyin!
In Sheru he splat
Then on snow he splat
Then he got gonged by the Dyan!"

Nishima recites:

"Torese is big for a rogue
But that don't stop him, oh no!
He insists on the box
He plays with them locks
He forgets those darn traps... uh oh!"


Nishima recites:

"Giants should not be in Voln
But where else could they get a home?
No one will take them
Nishi not blame em!
They are all dumb as a stone!"

Nystle recites:

"Smallstick did give me a drink
the color was bule I dos think
I thinks what could loose
if I drinks his booze
and it made my skin be not pink!"

Jaired recites:

"It makes us forget all of our worries fears,
We drink it until we fall onto our rears,
From Krolvin swill to Elven wine,
It all works equally as fine,
Unless it spills and we're all brought to tears."

Mithogras recites:

"The champion for booze is ol' Dackit
Like him, no one else can quite pack it
Drinks over and over
For when he's stone sober
He makes such a terrible racket!"

>Nishima recites:

"Dackit's been better, you see!
Nishi will tie to a tree!
Then he can't drink
And then he can think
How lovely Mith would be if he were free!"

>Oublie recites:

"Thee beeeg peeepeeel looove dreenkeeng
Boot theeen theey leeeen eent staaart bleenkeeng
A theemblee of breeew
Ees aaal Ooooblee kneeew
Boot eeenooof too staaart fliiirteeng een weeenkeeng."

>Nishima recites:

"Ever see giant that grovel?
Torese just did, what a marvoe!
He was a bleeding
NIshi he needing
But Nishi say get food: you slow!"

Nishima recites:

"Tanderick like to go splat!
Mammoth step on him: he flat!
Run run on the glacier
But Mammoths will chase her
Uh.. him I mean... but he is like that!"

Nystle recites:

"I no not too much about things
but like I do to have wings
they stir up a breeze
and keep off the beez
and their color remind me of Springs."

>Nystle recites:

"A puppy named puddles he bark
and though yous might think it a lark
this I not like
when his leg he did hike
and on my boots he did pee in an arch."

Mithogras recites:

"Larton's the poseur with locks
All true rogues of skill, his work mocks
He'd be on the run
If justice were done
Or better--he'd be in the stocks!"

>Oublie recites:

"Thaaat Laaartooon haas beeen a fooool
Eeees chaaargeees aaar eeeviiil aaas vrruuul
Seeempleee fiiin aaa looockstaaar
Deeespeeeraate fooor zee boooxess
Weeef traaaps aaas seempleee theee ruuule"

Nishima recites:

"Judges is all talking rough!
Then Toorese showed up like a Dwaf!
He say, "One dwarf safe"
But can he relates?
Nishi not know all this stuff!"

Eldawyn recites:

"Zanti, a scout so puristic
Shot arrows as she went ballistic
But Caden, he whined
And then he was fined
Cause removal of limbs is sadistic."

>Nishima recites:

"Caden is not mean at all!
He's just dark, scary, and tall!
When he takes off limbs
You really win
'cause then you throw fruit at his ... face!"

Sensati recites:

"There once was a girl named Sensati
Who seemed a little bit haughty
But when for Jornaal she danced
So that everyone glanced
They knew she was quite naughty"

Mithogras recites:

"The real limb-remover is Jura
For that stuff there just ain't no cure-a
So ask her for spells
And then who can tell
Except maybe judge and the jury."

[Drew]

So none of the old great houses exist on Plat? Baywatch West wouldn't seem right without Arcane.

[Some Rogue]

The buildings are all there and exactly as you see them in prime. They're just now being taken over by Plat organizations and being renamed.

[firegirl]

Originally posted by Drew
So none of the old great houses exist on Plat? Baywatch West wouldn't seem right without Arcane.

Rone Academy was taken over by The Arcane Order (pro in plat)
Silvergate Manor was taken over by Fireside Inn (pro in plat)
and the third is a tower we do not like to speak about.

the other house structures exist in plat but they are not open to us.

[firegirl]

Feast of the Immortals celebration


EORGAEN 16th

9PM
Charl, Lord of the Seas
God of the Oceans, Storms and Revolution
Niima, the Wavedancer
Patroness of the Water, Sailors and Sea Life

****Croaker Ahnn, the seafarer, will share his stories of the sea then lead us in a quick dip off the shores of Solhaven.****

EORGAEN 17th

8PM
Illoke, the Upstart
Son of Meyno (Lesser Spirit)
Khaarne, the First Son
Son of Meyno (Lesser Spirit)
Meyno, the Matriarch
Matriarch of the Stone Giant Tribes (Lesser Spirit)
**STORYTIME**

Midnight
Marlu, the Destroyer
God of Demonic Summoning, Destruction and Power (Pantheon of Lornon)
****Quilian Telras will speak about the demonic Marlu****



Eorgaen 18th

8PM
Phoen, the Sun God
God of the Sun, Summer and Fatherhood
**STORYTIME**

9PM
Kai, Master of Battle
God of Strength, Athletic Prowess, and Skill at Arms
Leya, Master of Martial Arts
Patroness of Amazons and Martial Arts (Lesser Spirit)
**** Contests of Strength and Endurance ****

10 PM
Onar, the Assassin
Patron of Homicide (Lesser Spirit)
Eorgina, Queen of the Dark
Goddess of Darkness, Domination and Tyranny (Pantheon of Lornon)
**** To help alleviate our fears of assassination or tyranny, we will look at the opposing viewpoint as well: At this time, we have the Gift Exchange between our Community ****
**** Kierke will tell the story of the Goddess of Darkness and Domination ****




Eorgaen 19:

9PM
Imaera, Lady of the Green
Goddess of Nature, Harvest, Plants, Animals, Healing & Autumn (Pantheon of Liabo)
Jaston, the Windrunner
Spirit of the Air, Patron of the Four Winds and Birds (Lesser Spirit)
***Tour of Four winds Isle.***

10PM
Andelas, the Cat
God of Felines and Hunting (Pantheon of Lornon)
**** Is your cat better than all the rest? Come prove it at the Feline Talent Show! ****




Eorgaen 20:

10PM
V?tull, the Berserker
God of Combat and Bloodlust (Pantheon of Lornon)
**** Ultimate Battlefield: V'Tull will surely look with favour on the lone survivor of this free-for-all Slayfest! ****

Midnight
Sheru, Bringer of Terror
God of Night, Nightmares, Insanity and Terror (Pantheon of Lornon)
** Share stories of nightmares and terror, prize for the best**



Eorgaen 21:

9PM
Aeia, the Mother
Patroness of the Earth and Gardens (Lesser Spirit)
*Storytime*

10PM
Jastev, the Soothsayer
God of Visual Arts and Prophecy (Pantheon of Liabo)
**fortune teller that is coming from afar to share her talents.**



Eorgaen 22:

9PM
Fash?lo?nae, the Grandfather
God of Magic, Forbidden Knowledge and Libraries (Pantheon of Lornon)
***Tour of the Illistim Library***

10PM
Ivas, the Seductress
Goddess of Desire, Lust and Passion (Pantheon of Lornon)
**** Pub night.****



Eorgaen 23:

8PM
Ronan, Lord of Dreams
God of Night and Dreams (Pantheon of Liabo)
*Storytime*

9PM
Kuon, the Green
Patron of Herbs and Flowers (Lesser Spirit)
****Mini Scavenger hunt.****

Midnight
Amasalen, the Executioner
Patron of Sacrifice (Lesser Spirit)
Luukos, Eater of Souls
God of Death, Lies and Undeath (Pantheon of Lornon)
**TBA**



Eorgaen 26:

9 PM
Voln, the Paladin
Destroyer of the Undead (Lesser Spirit)
**** Come favour Voln and win favour releasing undead from their sorrowful plight all over the Elanthian hunting areas ****

10PM
Lorminstra, the Gatekeeper
Goddess of Death and Rebirth, Winter and Deliverance (Pantheon of Liabo)
**** After releasing so many poor cursed souls, come to the Temple in the Landing for meditation on Lorminstra's blessings ****

Eorgaen 27:

8PM
The Huntress
Patroness of Vengeance and The Hunt (Lesser Spirit)
Arachne, the Betrayer
Patroness of Spiders and Betrayal (Lesser Spirit)
**** Join us at the Altar in the Spider Temple to play a game of Betrayal and Revenge ****

9PM
Eonak, Master of the Forge
God of Craftsmanship, Labor and Triumph Over Adversity (Pantheon of Liabo)
**** Can't tell a ham hock from hammer? Falrock will teach us tricks of the forging trade ****




Eorgaen 28:

8PM
Oleani, Mistress of Adoration
Goddess of Love, Spring and Fertility (Pantheon of Liabo)
Laethe, the Lovelorn
Patron of Young Love and Lost Love (Lesser Spirit)
Voaris, the Charming
Patron of Young Love and Forbidden Love (Lesser Spirit)
***Re-devote your love to one another. ***

9PM
Mularos, the Suffering
God of Suffering and Torture (Pantheon of Lornon)
**** Who Can Take the Pain? A contest of suffering and devotion! Participants will be diseased by a powerful sorcerer. The last one standing wins! ****

10PM
Lumnis, Queen of Enlightenment
Goddess of Wisdom and Knowledge (Pantheon of Liabo)
**TBA**



Eorgaen 29:

8PM
Zelia, Keeper of the Moons
Goddess of the Moons and Insanity (Pantheon of Neutrality)
**TBA**

9PM
Cholen, the Jester
God of Festivals, Performing Arts, and Humor (Pantheon of Liabo)
Tilamaire, the Lithe
Patron of Music and Dance (Lesser Spirit)
**Open stage for any and all performers to show their talents.**



Eorgaen 30:

9PM
Tonis, the Fleetfooted, King of Thieves
God of Speed, Travel and Thieves (Pantheon of Liabo)
****Pickpocket Contest****

10PM
Gosaena, Mistress of Eternity
Goddess of Death (Pantheon of Neutrality)
*Storytime*



Eorgaen 31:

9PM
Koar, King of the Gods
God of Justice, Loyalty and Law (Pantheon of Liabo)
****Tour of the Shrines of Koar****

[Makkah]

Holy shit. You bumped a thread that originated almost a year and a half ago...

[CrystalTears]

It was last posted in 7 months ago, and related to the thread, with useful information, so I wouldn't really make a big deal about this.

[Makkah]

Holy shit, I was genuinely surprised. Get off your god damn high horse, bitch.

[Skirmisher]

Originally posted by Makkah
Holy shit, I was genuinely surprised. Get off your god damn high horse, bitch.

Though it may not have been your intent, your initial post was quite easily read as being critical of the person posting Makkah.

I would surmise that CT posted merely to affirm that bumping of old threads with new information is indeed acceptable and did not seem to attack you or criticise you in any way.

I'm not quite sure where the call was for you to refer to her as a bitch from that.

[SpunGirl]

Sounds fun! There's a much smaller Feast of the Immortals going on in Prime, but this almost makes me wish I had a Plat account!

-K

[Liberi Fatali]

Originally posted by Skirmisher

Originally posted by Makkah
Holy shit, I was genuinely surprised. Get off your god damn high horse, bitch.

Though it may not have been your intent, your initial post was quite easily read as being critical of the person posting Makkah.

I would surmise that CT posted merely to affirm that bumping of old threads with new information is indeed acceptable and did not seem to attack you or criticise you in any way.

I'm not quite sure where the call was for you to refer to her as a bitch from that.

In defence of my most loyal and avid friend, CrystalTears 'custom status' DOES say the following:

'Opinionated Bitch SuperModerator'

leaving her quite vulnerable to such bread-basket shots.

[Skirmisher]

Originally posted by Liberi Fatali
In defence of my most loyal and avid friend, CrystalTears 'custom status' DOES say the following:

'Opinionated Bitch SuperModerator'

leaving her quite vulnerable to such bread-basket shots.

For someone who takes every opportunity to try to show your supposed intellect you chose odd times to be selective in using it.

I guess you are saying that the tongue in cheek humor of CT's title escaped you. I also must guess that you are for some reason unable to think through that someone might not appreciate being called a bitch for no reason.

People actually HAVE a reason for taking shots at you yet most restrain themselves when you are not actively acting out in an inflamatory manner.

The same courtesy should be given to staff.

[Liberi Fatali]

Originally posted by Skirmisher

Originally posted by Liberi Fatali
In defence of my most loyal and avid friend, CrystalTears 'custom status' DOES say the following:

'Opinionated Bitch SuperModerator'

leaving her quite vulnerable to such bread-basket shots.

For someone who takes every opportunity to try to show your supposed intellect you chose odd times to be selective in using it.

I guess you are saying that the tongue in cheek humor of CT's title escaped you. I also must guess that you are for some reason unable to think through that someone might not appreciate being called a bitch for no reason.

People actually HAVE a reason for taking shots at you yet most restrain themselves when you are not actively acting out in an inflamatory manner.

The same courtesy should be given to staff.

Ugh, my post was COMPLETELY in jest, for your information. I could care less about Rhett, as most of his posts are completely absurd, and it's beyond my knowledge how they do not get removed.

[Makkah]

<<I'm not quite sure where the call was for you to refer to her as a bitch from that. >>

Opinionated Bitch

If the condom fits, wear it.

[Hulkein]

THAT WHY I WEAR TEH MAGNUMZ TO GET IT TO FIT HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

:-(

[Skirmisher]

Originally posted by Makkah
Opinionated Bitch

If the condom fits, wear it.

OMG you're so badass Makkah.
:rolleyes: