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Candor
02-01-2013, 04:15 PM
From CNN:

It's a pot-lover's dream. Washington State is looking for a marijuana consultant to help craft its now-legal industry.

But are you qualified? The job requirements are uniquely challenging: At least five years "working experience" doing everything that would land you in federal prison.

Washington legalized marijuana for recreational use during the November elections, and the state's Liquor Control Board detailed the new government contract job in a recent 17-page solicitation.

In its request for proposal, Washington said it wants expertise on how marijuana is "grown, cultivated harvested, cured and processed," along with "experience with cannabis testing" and "establishing quality standards."

The best candidate also needs to figure out how to properly regulate the business -- and forecast how much marijuana each region of the state is going to demand.

"Ideally, we would like one person who has all those characteristics," said board spokesman Mikhail Carpenter.

Carpenter said a criminal record won't be "an immediate disqualifier."

Androidpk
02-01-2013, 04:43 PM
I was gonna send my resume but I got high.

NinjasLeadTheWay
02-01-2013, 04:54 PM
I was gonna send my resume but I got high.

You beat me to it and I don't remember any of the other song words!

SHAFT
02-01-2013, 05:12 PM
Whoever gets the position, wonder if they'll be drug tested?

Androidpk
02-01-2013, 05:17 PM
Whoever gets the position, wonder if they'll be drug tested?

Nope.

subzero
02-01-2013, 06:20 PM
You beat me to it and I don't remember any of the other song words!

You're doing it wrong! The correct way would have been like so:

I was gonna remember the words to that song, but then I got high
I was gonna post them lyrics on the forums, but then I got hiiigiiih

See, it's really easy!

Bhaalizmo
02-02-2013, 12:30 AM
For those that dunno wtf is being talked about.


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WeYsTmIzjkw