Someone come make me breakfast.

[Gelston]

Thx.

[Delias]

$. Thx.

[Gelston]

I will pay you a buck oh five.

[Delias]

For that price you may lick my poo-hole to see if you can taste what I had for dinner.

[Stanley Burrell]

I could mail you some granola bars. And packaged pop tarts maybe.

[Stanley Burrell]

For that price you may lick my poo-hole to see if you can taste what I had for dinner.

That would be a steal for other services that might allow something like that to occur. I don't know of these other services or anything regarding what I just posted.

[AnticorRifling]

For that price you may lick my poo-hole to see if you can taste what I had for dinner.

Wouldn't the taste of sperm overwrite whatever flavors you had for dinner?

[Delias]

Wouldn't the taste of sperm overwrite whatever flavors you had for dinner?

You would know, wouldn't you?

[AnticorRifling]

Only from the knowledge I gained by reading your secret journal.

[diethx]

So, to sum up, Delias likes to get his salad tossed by men, and AR is very familiar with the taste of semen (and what it will overpower).

[AnticorRifling]

Sometimes in the heat of throwing a 39 roper your aim gets off and your tastebuds are the casualty. WAIT PRANK CALL PRANK CALL!

[diethx]

Oh god I lol'd so hard.

[Gelston]

My breakfast thread turns into a thread about poop and semen :(

[diethx]

I had my lunch sandwich for breakfast. I didn't want oatmeal and that was the only other option, so now I'm going to get a salad from Panera for lunch. And my sandwich sucked. Oscar Mayer mesquite turkey tastes like nothing. Nothing.

[Gnome Rage]

I had half a burger re-heated via microwave and soggy waffle fries. boo. Also going to Panera today, but in like an hr. Gonna get soupz.

[Gelston]

I've never heard of this "Panera".

Ah, the closest one to me is 60 miles away, in Longview, Texas.

[Gnome Rage]

Brocc Ched soup IS THE BEST (http://www.panerabread.com/)

plus they should have wifi.

[Paradii]

As a motion of dissent, I would like to state that a chain restaurant employed my high school hipsters is not going to have the best food (including broccoli cheddar soup), no matter if you capitalize letters or not. In fact the food can be better described as "barely passable", "overpriced" and "flaccid pickle." And McDonalds and Jack in the Box have wifi, I am pretty sure my ass has wifi. And no one is claiming my ass tastes good when they eat there.


See what I did there, full circle to salad tossing.

[Stanley Burrell]

Brocc Ched soup IS THE BEST (http://www.panerabread.com/)

plus they should have wifi.

I agree sincerely, wholeheartedly and sinheartedly. You walk into Panera and it's like *whoosh* I must be on campus right now. Because, um, it has that needs-to-have-WiFi feel. Look, it's more than a feeling. I see my Marianne walking awaaay, 'waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay. ::rocking guitar::

[diethx]

Brocc Ched soup IS THE BEST (http://www.panerabread.com/)

plus they should have wifi.

No. Their cream of chicken and wild rice soup is fan-fucking-tastic. That's what I get when we go on Tuesdays or Thursdays. Today I'm going to try that spinach power salad without the fried onions. It looks superb.

[diethx]

As a motion of dissent, I would like to state that a chain restaurant employed my high school hipsters is not going to have the best food (including broccoli cheddar soup), no matter if you capitalize letters or not. In fact the food can be better described as "barely passable", "overpriced" and "flaccid pickle." And McDonalds and Jack in the Box have wifi, I am pretty sure my ass has wifi. And no one is claiming my ass tastes good when they eat there.


See what I did there, full circle to salad tossing.

You have a lot of people eating at your ass, huh?

[AnticorRifling]

I had a cup of black coffee and a protein bar for breakfast.

[Gelston]

Why does this thread keep going back to ass eating?

[AnticorRifling]

Just let it happen.

[Whirlin]

Isn't that what all the rapists say?

[Paradii]

Isn't that what all the rapists say?

i've never said that.



You have a lot of people eating at your ass, huh?

http://theforvm.org/files/thats-the-joke.jpg

[diethx]

Why does this thread keep going back to ass eating?

You say that as though you aren't thoroughly enjoying the direction this thread is taking.

[Gnome Rage]

lol I only eat the broc ched soup from Panera. Thats all I order guys. :)

[Stanley Burrell]

Before no one else posts in this thread and it is dead to us forever, I just wanted to make mention that I agreed with GR's statement; but about the WiFi part, and not particularly any specific food being served. So, basically, hard anal and santorum coladas for all.

[diethx]

Half sour pickles are terrible. Terrible. Yuck.

[Delias]

lol I only eat the broc ched soup from Panera. Thats all I order guys. :)

The brocco-ched soup I make is better. You can make a bunch of it in a 12 gallon pot and then freeze it for later.

Edit: Oh, I forgot. Uh, butt stuff.

[diethx]

Today I'm going to try that spinach power salad without the fried onions. It looks superb.

This salad is fantastic.

[Latrinsorm]

I don't know of these other services or anything regarding what I just posted.Not just an A+, but everyone else gets an M; that's right, a -10 out of 100. I didn't know you were related to Liagala, Curve Wrecker.
Brocc Ched soup IS THE BEST

plus they should have wifi.That's what I always get, too!!!

[Kuyuk]

I love panera food. Yummy yummy yummy