Mind of a Madwoman.

[Betheny]

[Edited on 11-17-2004 by Maimara]

[Blazing247]

You said you are looking forward to riding an elephant at the RF. By a stretch of logic, that means you ride ponies, too, and we all know that nobody who rides ponies and elephants is dangerous.

[GSLeloo]

Maimara I love that song you put on there, I love their entire CD.

[The Korean]

Originally posted by Maimara
Dude, I ride a pony every chance I get. For hours on end. Over and over and over and over and over and over and over.

is this before, or after you gut it, and roll around in its guts and blood?

[KymberlynX]

Originally posted by Maimara
...I'm sitting at my desk, listening to Cradle of Filth, and drinking an ice cold Coke.

No wonder I love my job so much.

Incidentally, I'm also putting together a bid on a three million dollar lab supply contract for the rebuilding of Iraq. It seems I've been 'promoted' (unofficially at least) to dealing with all the forensics and criminology-related bids and equipment we sell. This will be the final bid we make on this proposal, and it looks as though we are going to win it.

Congrats to me. When I recieve the official promotion, I'll be jet-setting a lot, doing conferences... taking classes that my employer will pay for... good stuff. :)

Congrats! Maybe you'll get more trips to sushi bars too. :socool:

[Wezas]

Originally posted by Maimara
So I got a camera phone, so I apologize for the not so great quality of these pictures. Plus, they didn't exactly want to sit still for pictures...

These are of Hoodeenee (No, I didn't name them.) He's the older of the two, and the sweetest. A lap ferret.

::edited because she actually put the pictures up so my comment is no longer funny::

:(

[Edited on 11-4-2004 by Wezas]

[Wezas]

Alright, that last picture must be worth at least a few demerits. Posting animal sex acts.

[KymberlynX]

Originally posted by Maimara
Yeah, I can just imagine sitting over a plate of sushi and discussing organ preservation techniques and rigor mortis reversal...

:banghead:

What exactly do you do?

[KymberlynX]

Originally posted by Maimara
I sell autopsy and other lab and medical equipment used in criminal investigations.

I sell all of them, but I specialize in law enforcement and forensic science.

Sounds interesting. I like watching CSI and Forensic Files...shows like that. I don't think I'd want to go to a sushi bar with you and talk about dead things though. :lol: But then again...I have watched CSI while eating dinner. :P

[KymberlynX]

...oh yeah...cute ferrets. I wish I could get one but they are illegal in California :(

One time I went to a pet store in Vegas and picked a baby ferret up and it started gnawing on my finger...so cute! I was sad I couldn't take it home.

One thing I can't figure out is why the fuck they sell ferret accessories at the pet stores here, but ferrets are illegal to own as pets. :?:

[Parkbandit]

Esh...

Sorry Maimara.

I even deleted my comment about woman drivers because I am trying to be sensative.

:hug:

[Wezas]

Originally posted by Maimara
I give up.

I give the fuck up.

2 cars in 3 months.

too much. i'm done.

=/ Sorry to hear that. Let us know if you need any help looking for another car.

Thanks for posting your ferret pics, they're mmmdorable.

Originally posted by Maimara
I give up.

I give the fuck up.

2 cars in 3 months.

too much. i'm done.

:ohshit:

I need to start working on my teleporter schematics.

[Asha]

Painkillers , Schmainkillers . .

I got da big Codeine for my wisdom tooth . . Im working all night long in an abandoned office for double pay and all i do is play gemstone while I'm here.
I am the master of being in a blissfull stupor right now.

Also , I can't feel my arms (purrr)

Shimm

[Asha]

Oh , and I'm listening to Hoobastanks first album (with Deicide at hand incase I get sick again) . .
I Love my job!

Shimm

[Chelle]

The ferrets are soo cute. Post more pics of them!

[Kaishaku]

You crashed again???

And I named the ferrets, since they used to be mine.

[HarmNone]

Ish, Beth. I'm so sorry about your car! However, it sounds like the job is going wonderfully. :)

[Wezas]

Originally posted by Maimara
i sure did.

fucked myself up good this time, but refused to go to the hospital, since my boss said i would lose my job.

i have tunnel vision, huzzah.

That's a fucked up job. Have you missed alot of work? There should be some kind of labor laws or company bylaws against those type of threats.

[Wezas]

Originally posted by Maimara
i missed 3 days my last accident

my boss is just evil,

"Here's a promotion & more responsibility because you're such a good worker, if you go to the hospital because of your possible internal bleeding you will be fired."

Twisted =/

[Latrinsorm]

I wish you the best of luck and strenuously suggest you seek some kind of medical aid.

[KymberlynX]

Originally posted by Maimara
i sure did.

fucked myself up good this time, but refused to go to the hospital, since my boss said i would lose my job.

i have tunnel vision, huzzah.

:wtf: Didn't they also dock your pay for those 3 days even though your salary?? And, yeah, what Wezas said...don't they have labor laws preventing them from doing that?

If you're in pain you need to see a doctor and if your boss fires you, you should sue the company for wrongful termination. :yes:

[CrystalTears]

Yeah, WTF kind of company fires you over missing work due to an accident causing you injury? What kind of asshattery is that??

You need a doctor, hon. Get yourself checked out, and like Kym said, if they fire you for it, sue them!

[KymberlynX]

Originally posted by CrystalTears
Yeah, WTF kind of company fires you over missing work due to an accident causing you injury? What kind of asshattery is that??

You need a doctor, hon. Get yourself checked out, and like Kym said, if they fire you for it, sue them!

Especially when you were running an errand for said boss. :flamed:

Beth, I hope you feel better soon and that your injuries don't turn into something serious further down the line. IF they do...SUE! Also, sorry to hear about the accident. Don't people in your area know how to fucking drive?!?!?! :rolleyes:

Edited to add I'm really not one of those "sue happy" people. I just think you're getting screwed by your company.

[Edited on 11-5-2004 by KymberlynX]

[Wezas]

Originally posted by Maimara
ON THE BRIGHT SIDE:

Swollen boobs.

haha

http://members.cox.net/legendwezas/worthless_thread_wo_pics.gif

:saint:

[Edited on 11-5-2004 by Wezas]

[Geoff]

Don't want to bump an old thread but all the "they can't do that to you" folks are right. The Federal Family and Medical Leave act says your boss can't threaten you with termination if you're too injured to work.
Check section 102 here (http://www.dol.gov/esa/regs/statutes/whd/fmla.htm)

<------ Married to an HR director