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Kuyuk
01-12-2013, 08:29 AM
http://politicalticker.blogs.cnn.com/2013/01/11/white-house-responds-to-death-star-petition-no/?hpt=hp_t3


9 hours ago
White House responds to Death Star petition: No
Posted by
CNN's Gregory Wallace
(CNN) - It took no advice from the Imperial Senate to reach this conclusion: the U.S. government won't be building a Death Star.

A White House official responded Friday to an online petition on its website proposing the government turn what is “Star Wars” fiction into reality - you know, to boost the economy.



"By focusing our defense resources into a space-superiority platform and weapon system such as a Death Star, the government can spur job creation in the fields of construction, engineering, space exploration, and more, and strengthen our national defense," the petition read.

The White House response to the out-of-this-world proposal was grounded.

"The administration shares your desire for job creation and a strong national defense, but a Death Star isn't on the horizon," wrote Paul Shawcross, chief of the Office of Management and Budget's Science and Space Branch.

And plus, he wrote, there is "something already floating in the sky."

"Yes, we already have a giant, football field-sized International Space Station in orbit around the Earth that's helping us learn how humans can live and thrive in space for long durations," he wrote. "Even though the United States doesn't have anything that can do the Kessel Run in less than 12 parsecs, we've got two spacecraft leaving the Solar System and we're building a probe that will fly to the exterior layers of the Sun."

The spherical Death Star space station was the domain of the Galactic Empire and featured a super laser with sufficient power to destroy planets.

The petition picked up over 34,400 signatures since it was posted on November 14. The White House says it responds to all petitions on its “We the People” website which reach at least 25,000 virtual signatures.

The Office of Management and Budget prepares the president's annual budget proposal and scores the costs and deficit impact of executive branch proposals. True to form, the Death Star reply included a score, or cost projection, of the project.

"The construction of the Death Star has been estimated to cost more than $850,000,000,000,000,000. We're working hard to reduce the deficit, not expand it," Shawcross wrote, citing a calculation performed by students at Lehigh University's College of Business and Economics.

Also, Shawcross noted, "The administration does not support blowing up planets."

Think about how many jobs it would have created, IN the US!

Back
01-12-2013, 08:51 AM
Also, Shawcross noted, "The administration does not support blowing up planets."

LOLZ

ClydeR
01-12-2013, 11:22 AM
Official White House Response to Secure resources and funding, and begin construction of a Death Star by 2016.

This Isn't the Petition Response You're Looking For

By Paul Shawcross

The Administration shares your desire for job creation and a strong national defense, but a Death Star isn't on the horizon. Here are a few reasons:

The construction of the Death Star has been estimated to cost more than $850,000,000,000,000,000. We're working hard to reduce the deficit, not expand it.
The Administration does not support blowing up planets.
Why would we spend countless taxpayer dollars on a Death Star with a fundamental flaw that can be exploited by a one-man starship?

More... (https://petitions.whitehouse.gov/response/isnt-petition-response-youre-looking)

If Chuck Hagel doesn't get the job, then Obama should appoint this Paul Shawcross guy to be Secretary of Defense. From reading his response to the petition, I can tell that he knows his stuff.

Tgo01
01-12-2013, 11:32 AM
The construction of the Death Star has been estimated to cost more than $850,000,000,000,000,000. We're working hard to reduce the deficit, not expand it

What an idiot. Once we have the Death Star fully operational we won't have a debt.

Lokrin
01-12-2013, 12:02 PM
What an idiot. Once we have the Death Star fully operational we won't have a debt.

Lol, so true.

~Rocktar~
01-13-2013, 02:06 AM
The more you tighten your grip on the banks, the more debt will slip through your fingers.

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01-13-2013, 02:11 AM
The more you tighten your grip on the banks, the more debt will slip through your fingers.

Not that I disagree... but do you always find the worst in every situation?

Vorpodu
01-13-2013, 02:19 AM
I think this is great. Just the fact that they stuck to their word and responded is enough for me. I do wish we could have a Death Star, though...

4a6c1
01-13-2013, 02:40 AM
What an idiot. Once we have the Death Star fully operational we won't have a debt.

Winner winner chicken dinner.

Stanley Burrell
01-13-2013, 07:53 AM
Winner winner chicken dinner.

I am lurking in this thread before posting.

::unlurk::

This. I do not know what to say. I have an image of Figrin D'an and the Mos Eisley cantina band not being helped by this. But they're real masonic kibbutniks: The show's always on.

I wish I had more to say, this seems more awe-inspiring than I am processing.

~Rocktar~
01-13-2013, 12:27 PM
Not that I disagree... but do you always find the worst in every situation?

Do you always have to shit post and mess up a line of discussion or humor?

ClydeR
01-16-2013, 11:24 AM
Now that Obama doesn't have to run again, they're trying to make things less democratic.


In what seems to be an effort to curb time spent on outrageous petitions, the White House late Tuesday quadrupled the signature threshold for "We the People" petitions to 100,000.

Thank goodness we got an answer on the Death Star before the new rule took effect.

More... (http://news.yahoo.com/blogs/ticket/white-house-raises-petition-signature-requirement-100-000-140741862--politics.html)