Candor enhancives

[Candor]

Listen up, dumbasses,

Over the years Candor has...acquired...a respectable number of enhancive items. Since Candor can't use most of them due to level requirements, he has a nice collection of 22 enhancive items in his locker collecting dust.

Candor doesn't trust you any more than you trust him. It's either EXCHANGE or nothing.

Candor can't "prove" the enhancive properties of an item to you. Certainly you could see how much the pawn shopkeeper would pay for the item, but that's about it. Candor's information about an item comes from bard singing.

If anyone is willing to risk buying an item, post it here, say what enhancives you need, and I'll check the list. Candor has a nice collection, but no fusion stuff. I am NOT posting the entire 22 item list, I am simply too lazy. If you want to know what is available for a particular skill or attribute, ask in this thread and I'll respond. No weapons, these are all wearable items.

No claim is made as to the number of charges left in each item, I didn't ask for that info.

Please don't be stupid and attack Candor or throw spells. I will be running my EXCHANGE script to handle the exchange, and I have spent quite some time over the past few years developing and testing it.

Have a nice day, kiddies.

[Gelston]

You could just post the list.

[Jhynnifer]

You could just post the list.

How dare you approach this logically.

=p

[nocturnix]

He's definately not having any candor about the enhancives he has. Badump CSHHH!

[Menos]

How much time is required to write an exchange script?

[Candor]

Very little. It's the "what to do if someone attacks me or does something else stupid" part that took a little more time. It's not like I spent several man-months on it or anything, but it did make for an interesting hobby for awhile. Each action didn't take a long time to code or test, but I had to account for a lot of different things.

[Candor]

I've been asked about Wisdom enhancives.

As it turns out, I only have one. In a "silver-dusted platinum bracelet", there is +2 Wisdom, +3 edged weapons, and +2 survival. I can attest to this item being new, as I got it from a box that I...uh...found.

[Candor]

I've been asked about strength enhancives.

You would think that in 22 items I would have at least one strength enhancive, but I don't. Sorry kiddies, that's the way it goes.

[Kastrel]

I've had around 20 enhancives from camps and stuff myself, and only 1 added to stats. No surprise really.

[Candor]

OK, I just can't let this go.

Someone asked for the "exact stats" of the +2 Wisdom, +3 edged weapons, and +2 survival bracelet.

Just how more exact do you want me to be? How do "+2", "+3", and "+2", not qualify as "exact"?

Gheeez you people need to change whatever it is you are drinking.

[Candor]

Bracelet sold, for a lot more than I thought it was worth. I think a few of you have silver coin mints hidden away somewhere.

[msconstrew]

OK, I just can't let this go.

Someone asked for the "exact stats" of the +2 Wisdom, +3 edged weapons, and +2 survival bracelet.

Just how more exact do you want me to be? How do "+2", "+3", and "+2", not qualify as "exact"?

Gheeez you people need to change whatever it is you are drinking.

Um. It doesn't qualify as "exact" because: 1) it does not list charges; 2) it does not list whether some or all of the bonuses are permanent/rechargeable; and 3) it does not list whether the item itself is permanent or crumbly.

[Lolleia]

It also doesn't list if there are level requirements for the enhancements.

[Tgo01]

It also doesn't list if Candor will call us a dumbass if we buy it or not.

[Candor]

OK kiddies, let's try this again.

I don't know the level requirements. I dont know the required levels. I don't know the charges remaining.

I know the strength of the enhancives. I can give you a description of the item. That's it, dumbasses.

Any questions, drop dead!

[Candor]

And by the way, the second someone is forcing you to buy any of my items, you can complain. Until then, shut up.

[DaCapn]

Listen up, son. In my day people spoke to one another with respect. Little punks like you got a serious talking to. If they had the nerve to take that kind of tone with a man's man, why, they got their clocks cleaned.

You should learn to speak to people on these boards with all the courtesy you ought to show to your grandmum or grandpap.

[Kastrel]

You should learn to speak to people on these boards with all the courtesy you ought to show to your grandmum or grandpap.

Candor probably kicks his grandmother and calls her names.

[FlayedAngel]

Candor probably kicks his grandmother and calls her names.

Candor's grandmother probably kicked him and called him names. Have you seen Red Dragon??

[Tenlaar]

So Candor, why'd you puss out on that whole "I'm gonna rock Shattered's WORLD" thing?

[Candor]

Listen up, son. In my day people spoke to one another with respect. Little punks like you got a serious talking to. If they had the nerve to take that kind of tone with a man's man, why, they got their clocks cleaned.

You should learn to speak to people on these boards with all the courtesy you ought to show to your grandmum or grandpap.

Listen up Gramps: I speak to people however I want and whenever I want. I don't have any friends in the gheezer set because of it, but so what?

As for "cleaning my clock", you're living in a fantasy world, Gramps.

[Candor]

So Candor, why'd you puss out on that whole "I'm gonna rock Shattered's WORLD" thing?

Because as it turns out, the GMs *do* get involved in Shattered. You Shattered pussies have asked for GM intervention in the past, and I would do new things that you pussies haven't experienced yet. I don't want the GM hassles, so you whiney pussies can have your Shattered world they way it is...nice and boring.

The only way I would come to Shattered is to have an absolute guarantee of no GM involvement. That isn't possible, so drop dead.

[Some Rogue]

CANDOR FOUND!

http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/41-nOXyuUqL._SL500_SS500_.jpg

[Candor]

Mana recovery enhancive sold. It wasn't mentioned in the general exchange here, but it came up in a couple private messages and some emails.

But...CANDOR strikes again! Oh yes, it was a mana recovery +1 item. And the idiot I sold it to apparently thought it would be cheap to recharge, although I made no such claims. But the item had a second enhancive...namely...Trading at +8!! heeheeheeheeheehee!

But hey, if that sucker wants to spend thousands and thousands of bounty points recharging a Trading enhancive...well that's his business!

<Candor high-fives himself!>

[DaCapn]

Listen up Gramps: I speak to people however I want and whenever I want. I don't have any friends in the gheezer set because of it, but so what?

As for "cleaning my clock", you're living in a fantasy world, Gramps.

Let me tell you something, kiddo... Some day you're gonna find that you got held back or passed over by someone else. When that day comes, just remember that you probably gave your "can't give a care" attitude to the wrong fella and that's what landed you there.

Also, as far as bragging about your sales is concerned, I remember a time when real men just did things. They didn't boast about them afterwards. <chuckle>

Shucks. I tell ya', it's a sad commentary on a man's success when when he's patting himself on the back over selling virtual goods. <DaCapn... shakin' his head...>

[Methais]

Candor doesn't actually have any enhancive items, and these buyers don't exist either.

[Tgo01]

I must admit Candor, as far as super villains go you're kind of tame. Your original plan was to trip people in Shattered. After that fell through you are now not fully disclosing properties on enhancive items to people in Prime?

I'd rank you around the likes of Kite-Man at best.

http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-MmZYWKsWb7E/ThfJHFJVAQI/AAAAAAAAACQ/O4Of0u1HjrY/s400/Vaillain-kite-Man.jpg

[Parkbandit]

I must admit Candor, as far as super villains go you're kind of tame. Your original plan was to trip people in Shattered. After that fell through you are now not fully disclosing properties on enhancive items to people in Prime?

I'd rank you around the likes of Kite-Man at best.

http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-MmZYWKsWb7E/ThfJHFJVAQI/AAAAAAAAACQ/O4Of0u1HjrY/s400/Vaillain-kite-Man.jpg

Blue Snowman is more likely... a reverse Ashliana.

http://img.gawkerassets.com/img/17wo156g2065pjpg/original.jpg

[Candor]

Candor doesn't actually have any enhancive items, and these buyers don't exist either.

The problem with the truth for assholes like Methais is that the truth is still the truth even when he doesn't believe in it.

I expect that has been a problem in his life.

[RichardCranium]

You would rather play this internet tough guy bullshit rather than make another handle to sell shit legitimately and make a little money? Yeah, you're retarded.

[Candor]

You would rather play this internet tough guy bullshit rather than make another handle to sell shit legitimately and make a little money? Yeah, you're retarded.

There comes a point in the game where silvers mean very little. On the other hand, tweaking folks just never seems to go out of style.

[RichardCranium]

There comes a point in the game where silvers mean very little. On the other hand, tweaking folks just never seems to go out of style.

That's the point though. You're not really tweaking anyone, you just come off looking like Downsy McGee at this point.

[dszabo]

If tweaking people is cool...consider you Miles Davis?

[Luftstreitkräfte]

I tried to PM the Candor to kind of play along and get additional information because I could use an OHE/Shield enhancive.. no luck. Candor, sing to your items, put the bonuses in the thread title, paste the bard songs, take proper bids.

[Methais]

The problem with the truth for assholes like Methais is that the truth is still the truth even when he doesn't believe in it.

I expect that has been a problem in his life.

I'm sorry that nobody is buying into your trolling for shady enhancive items that you don't actually have, along with buyers that don't exist.

If it makes you feel any better though, you're still a dirty cockwipe.

[Candor]

I'm sorry that nobody is buying into your trolling for shady enhancive items that you don't actually have, along with buyers that don't exist.

If it makes you feel any better though, you're still a dirty cockwipe.

Yeah well I guess all that silvers I have made are just figments of my imagination.

But if it makes you feel any better, you just keep believing what you believe. People who take drugs feel better too, even though their lives are totally fucked up.

[Methais]

Yeah well I guess all that silvers I have made are just figments of my imagination.

But if it makes you feel any better, you just keep believing what you believe. People who take drugs feel better too, even though their lives are totally fucked up.

Sorry about your ritalin problem as a young child.

[Sente]

Yeah well I guess all that silvers I have made are just figments of my imagination.

Technically speaking, this is true.

[Gelston]

I forgot about this thread.

[Wrathbringer]

I'm sorry that nobody is buying into your trolling for shady enhancive items that you don't actually have, along with buyers that don't exist.

If it makes you feel any better though, you're still a dirty cockwipe.

:lol:

[Methais]

Yeah well I guess all that silvers I have made are just figments of my imagination.


Technically speaking, this is true.

:lol:


:lol:

:lol:

[Hoodtralfeck]

any logic items? or spell aiming wearables?

[Taernath]

any logic items? or spell aiming wearables?

Thread is like 5 years old, and he never had them to begin with.

[Gelston]

Typical Hoodtralfeck.

[Wrathbringer]

any logic items? or spell aiming wearables?

:lol:

[Wrathbringer]

Typical Hoodtralfeck.

This is correct. Did any of you happen to see the video of him at the computer that was being passed around a bit on facebook? It was epic.

[Methais]

any logic items? or spell aiming wearables?

https://pics.me.me/moments-before-this-post-was-made-8812954.png

[Wrathbringer]

https://pics.me.me/moments-before-this-post-was-made-8812954.png

oh man laughed hard