BLOG IS A FUNNY WORD, INDEED.

Today was filled with enchantment.., no, EXCITEMENT.

Exactly half an hour ago, I was awaken from my half-hour beauty sleep to the ringing of the doorbell.

I open the rectangular contraption, breathing slowly, sweat trickling down my forehead.

It was.. the delivery man, with a bacon egg and cheese with ketchup (2 eggs) and 2 orders of fried chicken dinners for the folks when they get home.

Non-chalantly, I quickly reached atop the filing cabinet to pass off the 24 bucks to this unfortunate food bearer.

Noticing... perhaps... nothing, I mutter, "Vente y quatro..." And will forever be in pain, emotionally and physically, as this was food from a Romanian Restaurant.

Thank you for your time :grouphug:

[Weedmage Princess]

What did you learn today, Stanley?

Just because you're in the Bronx, doesn't mean EVERYONE speaks Spanish ;)

!sera mejor que corras ahorita Weedmage!

Translation for gringos = I wub yew Weedie ;)

[Edited on 7-26-2004 by Stanley Burrell]

[Drew2]

That's not what that means.

I can't directly translate it but that's not what that means.

Don't be fooled by his mexican trickery.

[Weedmage Princess]

THATS NOT WHAT YOU SAID :cry:

[Weedmage Princess]

Oh, and I run better than Stanley.

[Nieninque]

Looks like he said: Green with four.

But then my spanish goes as far as: Que?

[CrystalTears]

He said it would be better if you run now, Weedie. :P

[Latrinsorm]

Wouldn't "ahorita" mean "little now"?

[Drew2]

It means right now.

[Skirmisher]

Get your ass in gear.:yeahthat:

[Weedmage Princess]

I'm a half-breed so my Spanish is sub-par :(

Haha (jaja) a mi tambien.

When Argentina lost yesterday in the American Cup finals, half of me was pissed...

...and the other half thought that the penalty kick rule is/was/will always be the dumbest shit in the world.

[Skirmisher]

Yep...have to have sudden death OT.

The shoot outs suck.

So today, I took two shits, one in the morning, and one right after I started losing bowel control from unfathomable anger of being kicked off the public bus for being a broke ass sucka.

It goes a little something like this...
Bus starts rolling, but since I let the 4 foot negative 10 boca raton-type elderies in first out of courteousy, I am already 1 stop ahead before I get to pay the fee.
Alls well until I put my metrocard in, and the red light (god, I hate that light) and with a simple low-tone beep, condesendingly informs me, "GUESS WHAT FUCKER FOOL, YOU AIN'T GOT NO DOUGH, NEENER," minus the caption.

After requesting for a free ride, the bus driver humbly goes out of his way to STOP THE FUCKING BUS, just for me :D!

I end up walking 20+ blocks home, am missing my godamn class because without getting there for lab, you can't experience early-class brain consumption of the delicious material being taught on the chalkboard of death, you are LOST.

I make it home, have missed class and restore a whopping 4 dollars in change to my wallet. Tomorrow is a brighter day.

[Betheny]

I am lucky I have never had to ask for a free bus ride.

See, I'm not that broke.

[DeV]

Getting kicked off the bus sucks, hardcore. Not to mention all the fare you've probably overpaid during your time riding public transportation you'd think they would have no problem with giving ya a free ride. (10 cents here and there eventually add up over time.)

[Latrinsorm]

Was the driver a Mets fan? :D

I traded a klonopin, an ativan and a can of dip to some kid who was supposed to hook me up with a six pack after quiet hours and the dude never shows up.

I also live right next to the RC, so I'm on edge in this stupid, stupid situation..
..comments?

[HarmNone]

Yes, Stanley. Stop talking about trading drugs to kids, okay. :rolleyes:

HarmNone is about to decide you're an idiot.....

Learn how to jump on the back of the bus dumbass

[Latrinsorm]

Originally posted by HarmNone
Yes, Stanley. Stop talking about trading drugs to kids, okay. :rolleyes:I bet he means kid in the sense of college kid.

Anyone within a 5-year radius of my age can be deemed childish, or kid-like, if you will.

[DeV]

Originally posted by Stanley Burrell
Anyone within a 5-year radius of my age can be deemed childish, or kid-like, if you will. Hear, hear. Fellow kid at heart.

Buy your own six-pack next time ?

They suck gigantic elephantitis infected donkey scrotum. That is all.

[Edited on 9-10-2004 by Stanley Burrell]

[Ravenstorm]

Originally posted by Stanley Burrell
...elephantitis...

Elephantiasis actually.

Raven

[Overlord]

Colts pwn the patriots

pats = beantown = red sux

GO COLTS

[Overlord]

Damn right, the patriots barely won anyway

I was prescribed a new sleeping medication called Seroquel (it's a neuroleptic) and I've gotta say, that right now, as I am typing my brain is doing strange cartwheels. This is odd. Plus it is not making me tired, but more weirded out than anything. Yes.

<(' '<)

[Snapp]

You're probably not supposed to combine it with all those illegal drugs you do.

Yeah, now I'm really starting to feel it though. I think I actually will take a sleep, gnite all, good luck.

[Betheny]

You're way too into pharmaceuticals.

So Vinny couldn't cut my hair today, I thought that it was cool if Tony did so.

I'm getting my hair cut with the electric razor, when all of a sudden, Tony goes ballistic and trims my mustache.

Being that my mustache the pride of the peaches, I am very upset about this.

Peace outside.

[Snapp]

Did you have to shave the well-known molester mustache? :O

That's what I'm saying, the guy gave me a FUCKING HITLER. Rocking the mollestor mustache is 10 times better than having this puny lump of hair above my lip now.

[Latrinsorm]

Solution: no more haircuts. :yes:

My college server has been down all day, so I got the absolutely, ingenuine, brilliant notion to disconnect my phone cord, hook it up to the lap-top, and fuck around with the AOL numbers so it would put my phone passcode in too, hoooweee. :spin:

[Betheny]

Congrats.

I'm going to New York this weekend. :eek:

/stalk

Oh, man.

I ALWAYS wanted a stalker, I feel so.. special, <3 Maim.

[Betheny]

Stan wears tighty whities.

i saw on stalkercam.

[Edited on 10-15-2004 by Maimara]

Tighties to bed, boxers to rise...

...Do these things really decrease your sperm count?

[Betheny]

I don't know. Real men sleep naked.

I'd sleep naked but my scrotum sack gets all twisted when tossing and turning, inherently making me more of a man.

[Betheny]

Originally posted by Stanley Burrell
I'd sleep naked but my scrotum sack gets all twisted when tossing and turning, inherently making me more of a man.

Scrotum sack is redundant.

And that statement just gave me a wicked image.

Scrotum, is definately a funny word.

I apologize for the redundancy.

[Betheny]

Originally posted by Stanley Burrell
Scrotum, is definately a funny word.

I apologize for the redundancy.

I forgive you, hunny!!!!

I missed class today because I was playing Halo 2. Don't tell my mom. She's the angry Latin one and will beat my ass from her evil 4'11" b-boy stance.

[Betheny]

I'm telling on you!!!!!!!!!1111111111111

Carajo. :cry:

11-22-04

Today I have had no tobacco products nor will I (hopefully?) in the next eon to consume.

I would just like to say that it's 5:40 PM and I still feel like I just woke up. My hands are twitching uncontrollably, and I don't think I've ever been diagnosed as depressed, but I sure as fuck feel that way right now.

End transmission.

[Betheny]

Poor Stanny.

This bastard is back for the second fucking day. I thought he'd just go away, or that I was tripping balls last night or something, but hell no, life couldn't be that perfect.

Some son of a bitch rat/mouse rodent black long tail bastard guy is in my fucking room. It's pissing, and freaking me out/off.

Now that my fears have been confirmed, I'm gonna sleep on the couch for the second day again.


P.S. this bastard moves at super human speed, and can crawl under furniture that is like half the size it is, then sneak up the radiator duct for quick escapes only to taunt me by coming back later. Fuck this, I'm really fucking peeved, jesus.

[HarmNone]

I told you to sleep on the roof...or in your car! :D

I got the heavy machinery now, sticky mousetrap pad looking things.

Originally posted by Stanley Burrell
My college server has been down all day, so I got the absolutely, ingenuine, brilliant notion to disconnect my phone cord, hook it up to the lap-top, and fuck around with the AOL numbers so it would put my phone passcode in too, hoooweee. :spin:

158 dollar phone bill. I am so pwned :forehead::no:

Dear BLOG IS A FUNNY WORD, INDEED:

I have gotten the receding gumline.

In addition to my grey moustache hairs, I am feeling like the old guy.

No sympathy for the devil.

[DeV]

You so need a hug.

I can get lots of hugs! I'm like a hug factory... In fact, I'm hugging myself right now. See?! DAMNIT, EVERYONE LIKES ME, EVERYONE IS MY FRIEND EVERYONE DAMNIT! :cry:

















:grouphug: :D

Gosh darnit, I gained back 7 pounds of the 10 I lost in these last 2 days after not taking antibiotics. :shibby:

Oh yeah... eating more and some unmentioned slowed body functions are noticable too. :eat:

[Stanley Burrell]

Re-reading this, I realize much has changed: I wear either boxer briefs to bed or sleep nekkid.

[Drew]

Whoa, were member journals really introduced in 2004? I think of them as "new". Remember when they first came out and everyone was making them?

[4a6c1]

nm...

why is your name not on half these entries?

[Stanley Burrell]

Whoa, were member journals really introduced in 2004? I think of them as "new". Remember when they first came out and everyone was making them?

I remember that whenever anyone posts the word "Remember" that I have a tendency to throw out Morpheus' quote from the third Matrix movie where he tells Zion not to be afraid, etc.

I remember not having bumped dead threads for a while until a few minutes ago.

And ... Remember me: I drop bombs like Hiroshima?

[4a6c1]

I dont get it.

[Androidpk]

And ... Remember me: I drop bombs like Hiroshima?

What?

[ViridianAsp]

I think he means he used to have a different forum name? Maybe?

[WRoss]

Did you hear that they are making it illegal for mentally handicapped people to own guns? Stanley must turn in all firearms. NYC is a safer place. YAY!

[Parkbandit]

nm...

why is your name not on half these entries?

That was his previous login.. before the meltdown, the ban, the drug rehab, the return apology tour...

[Alfster]

That was his previous login.. before the meltdown, the ban, the drug rehab, the return apology tour...

Here's hoping he's back at it.

[Stanley Burrell]

Here's hoping he's back at it.

Thank you, but ... unlikely.

[Asha]

Man all those old names, it's like a different forum now