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shad0ws0ngs
12-23-2012, 06:25 PM
a pair of six-sided antique ivory dice: These small six-sided dice are made of ivory. Their perfectly circular pips are wrought of intricately faceted crystal. You notice that each of the pips is engraved with a single, tiny rune. Darynth's signature is etched in tiny letters in one corner of the single-pipped side.

>inspect my dice
Inspecting that may not be a sound idea.
>analyze my dice
You analyze your six-sided dice and sense that there is no recorded information on that item. It may or may not be able to be worked on by a merchant alterer.

You get no sense of whether or not the dice may be further lightened.

They are called cheater's dice for a reason.

>whisper dice 6 6
You bring your six-sided dice up to your lips and, pretending to blow on them for good luck, quietly whisper the numbers 6 and 6. The faceted crystalline pips pulse once with a pale silvery glow and you feel the weights within your dice shift subtley.
>roll my dice
You lean forward and roll your six-sided dice on the ground.
The dice bounce a few times and come to a rest on 6 and 6.
You quickly retrieve the six-sided dice.
>
* Dearborn just bit the dust!
>whisper dice 5 3
You bring your six-sided dice up to your lips and, pretending to blow on them for good luck, quietly whisper the numbers 5 and 3. The faceted crystalline pips pulse once with a pale silvery glow and you feel the weights within your dice shift subtley.
>roll my dice
You lean forward and roll your six-sided dice on the ground.
The dice bounce a few times and come to a rest on 5 and 3.
You quickly retrieve the six-sided dice.


MB: 500k CB: 4m to Velfi sold


(This sale does not acknowledge or admit any possible past use of cheating with dice, nor knowledge of cheating with dice in the past or present.)

Bobmuhthol
12-23-2012, 07:10 PM
Subtley? Really?

shad0ws0ngs
12-23-2012, 07:17 PM
Really really!

FlayedAngel
12-23-2012, 09:25 PM
LOL, I love the disclaimer.

I'll go the MB for this.... for assuredly NOT nefarious purposes. Yup, definitely.

shad0ws0ngs
12-23-2012, 09:28 PM
updated

Jhynnifer
12-23-2012, 10:12 PM
Subtley? Really?

That's some top notch QC right there.

Velfi
12-23-2012, 10:26 PM
750k please

poloneus
12-24-2012, 12:44 AM
1 mil

Velfi
12-24-2012, 12:57 AM
1.25m

Zaigh
12-24-2012, 01:10 AM
1.5m to take these dice from a rapscallion and put them into perfectly honorable hands.

Velfi
12-24-2012, 03:56 AM
2m, got a comfy space cleared for them in my dice pouch and everything.

Coleridge
12-24-2012, 06:16 AM
you's is all rapscallions . . . grumble . . . no more gambling wit Velfi :)

shad0ws0ngs
12-24-2012, 10:42 AM
updated

poloneus
12-24-2012, 10:50 AM
2.5

shad0ws0ngs
12-24-2012, 10:57 AM
updated again

Velfi
12-24-2012, 10:09 PM
3m

shad0ws0ngs
12-25-2012, 12:01 AM
updated

Impudent
12-25-2012, 02:21 PM
3.5M

shad0ws0ngs
12-25-2012, 10:13 PM
Updated

Velfi
12-25-2012, 10:54 PM
4m. The dice are calling my dice pouch. I can hear it.

shad0ws0ngs
12-26-2012, 09:22 AM
Updated

shad0ws0ngs
12-27-2012, 12:11 PM
once

shad0ws0ngs
12-27-2012, 07:57 PM
twice

shad0ws0ngs
12-28-2012, 11:23 AM
sold