Fortybox
12-22-2012, 11:24 PM
Weeeeeeee. Thought I'd share some fun monk fu:
An Illoke jarl reaches down and grabs a huge rock, hefting the rock in his massive fist.
An Illoke jarl throws a huge rock at you!
AS: +421 vs DS: +236 with AvD: +48 + d100 roll: +95 = +328
... and hits for 60 points of damage!
Blow to your chest causes your heart to skip a beat.
Momentum carries a huge rock past you to land nearby.
Rank 1 wound to the chest.
You make a precise attempt to punch a greater earth elemental!
You have excellent positioning against a greater earth elemental.
UAF: 548 vs UDF: 426 = 1.286 * MM: 119 + d100: 96 = 249
The psychic energy surrounding a greater earth elemental intensifies the attack!
... and hit for 76 points of damage!
Amazing punch to lower spine pushes it out through the abdomen!
The earth elemental shudders violently for a moment, then goes still.
The psychic energy surrounding a greater earth elemental dissipates.
Roundtime: 4 sec.
Reduction of crit padding thar.
You take a deep breath and focus inward, raising a hand and quietly murmuring the words of the Thought Lash spell...
Your spell is ready.
You gesture at an earth elemental.
A crackling whip of energy lashes out at the an earth elemental!
CS: +339 - TD: +246 + CvA: +25 + d100: +66 == +184
Warding failed!
The psychic energy surrounding an earth elemental intensifies the attack!
... 55 points of damage!
Arm grappled, almost ripped from the socket!
The earth elemental shudders heavily as its heavy earthen arm falls to the ground!
The residual psychic energy from the attack surrounds an earth elemental.
Cast Roundtime 3 Seconds.
Teh power of 1210 with manipulation lore.
You make a precise attempt to kick a greater earth elemental!
You have decent positioning against a greater earth elemental.
UAF: 551 vs UDF: 568 = 0.970 * MM: 105 + d100: 7 = 108
The psychic energy surrounding a greater earth elemental intensifies the attack!
... and hit for 2 points of damage!
Poorly-executed kick impacts the back with no real force.
** Your ass-kicking boots release a shimmering beam of disintegration! **
The psychic energy surrounding a greater earth elemental intensifies the attack!
... 25 points of damage!
Grazing blast to the left arm melts skin away, exposing twitching tendons.
Roundtime: 6 sec.
Weak attack but 1210 also helps out with flares too.
Monks rock, the end.
An Illoke jarl reaches down and grabs a huge rock, hefting the rock in his massive fist.
An Illoke jarl throws a huge rock at you!
AS: +421 vs DS: +236 with AvD: +48 + d100 roll: +95 = +328
... and hits for 60 points of damage!
Blow to your chest causes your heart to skip a beat.
Momentum carries a huge rock past you to land nearby.
Rank 1 wound to the chest.
You make a precise attempt to punch a greater earth elemental!
You have excellent positioning against a greater earth elemental.
UAF: 548 vs UDF: 426 = 1.286 * MM: 119 + d100: 96 = 249
The psychic energy surrounding a greater earth elemental intensifies the attack!
... and hit for 76 points of damage!
Amazing punch to lower spine pushes it out through the abdomen!
The earth elemental shudders violently for a moment, then goes still.
The psychic energy surrounding a greater earth elemental dissipates.
Roundtime: 4 sec.
Reduction of crit padding thar.
You take a deep breath and focus inward, raising a hand and quietly murmuring the words of the Thought Lash spell...
Your spell is ready.
You gesture at an earth elemental.
A crackling whip of energy lashes out at the an earth elemental!
CS: +339 - TD: +246 + CvA: +25 + d100: +66 == +184
Warding failed!
The psychic energy surrounding an earth elemental intensifies the attack!
... 55 points of damage!
Arm grappled, almost ripped from the socket!
The earth elemental shudders heavily as its heavy earthen arm falls to the ground!
The residual psychic energy from the attack surrounds an earth elemental.
Cast Roundtime 3 Seconds.
Teh power of 1210 with manipulation lore.
You make a precise attempt to kick a greater earth elemental!
You have decent positioning against a greater earth elemental.
UAF: 551 vs UDF: 568 = 0.970 * MM: 105 + d100: 7 = 108
The psychic energy surrounding a greater earth elemental intensifies the attack!
... and hit for 2 points of damage!
Poorly-executed kick impacts the back with no real force.
** Your ass-kicking boots release a shimmering beam of disintegration! **
The psychic energy surrounding a greater earth elemental intensifies the attack!
... 25 points of damage!
Grazing blast to the left arm melts skin away, exposing twitching tendons.
Roundtime: 6 sec.
Weak attack but 1210 also helps out with flares too.
Monks rock, the end.