Squeezing breasts could prevent cancer, best study ever says

[Some Rogue]

Alright ladies...get in line. I'm a professional.

http://now.msn.com/squeezing-breasts-can-stop-cancer

[CrystalTears]

Oh my husband's gonna love this...

[Liagala]

Oh my husband's gonna love this...
I think every (straight) man is going to. I love how the news article itself terms it the "best study ever."

[Kastrel]

Honestly, this is more a relief to me than "something I love". I've always been concerned that excessive squeezing could cause trauma, which in turn could lead to cancer.

[Tgo01]

Does squeezing a penis help prevent penile cancer? I'll help you ladies if you help me.

[Liagala]

Does squeezing a penis help prevent penile cancer? I'll help you ladies if you help me.
How considerate you are. If only all men were so accommodating...

[Tgo01]

How considerate you are. If only all men were so accommodating...

Just trying to do my part here.

[Kastrel]

Why do I feel like there is some conspiracy of frat-boys out there that inspires these studies? Like this one:

http://www.womens-health.com/boards/sex/11697-swallowing-semen-reduces-risk-breast-cancer.html

How come there are none the other way around?

[CrystalTears]

Because for many women, you have to convince them of performing these pleasantries.

You don't have to convince men of anything... just stand there naked and nod with a smile.

[Kastrel]

Because for many women, you have to convince them of performing these pleasantries.

You don't have to convince men of anything... just stand there naked and nod with a smile.

This just in: Copious amounts of anal penetration reduces risk of prostate cancer in men! More at 11!

Yeah, where is that study?

[CrystalTears]

This just in: Copious amounts of anal penetration reduces risk of prostate cancer in men! More at 11!

Yeah, where is that study?
Beef Wellington Monthly?

[diethx]

Beef Wellington Monthly?

lol'd so hard