Flirting

[Back]

All right everyone, time to test the flirtation skills. Guys, girls, translucent skinned blobs, try out your lines here. All ages can play since its just flirting.

Guys, try your best lines.

Girls, laugh at the guy's best lines, then try some of your own.

Its all harmless fun. Read a good one the other day...

HarmNone, when they made the alphabet, they should have put U and I together.

[StrayRogue]

Is that a ladder in your tights, or a stairway to heaven?

God that is so unoriginal.

[Weedmage Princess]

Oh my friggin GOD that is the WORST line EVER..LOL.

[imported_Kranar]

Hahahaha!

[Ben]

"Hey baby does this smell like chloroform?"

and the classic

"I got a knife"

[HarmNone]

Originally posted by Backlash
HarmNone, when they made the alphabet, they should have put U and I together.

They did, dear. However, U was already enamored of another. U went after T. I stayed behind.:saint:

HarmNone, abandoned

[Back]

They did, dear. However, U was already enamored of another. U went after T. I stayed behind.

Last I heard, T&A became a pair, so U and I should give them a lesson. :P

[edited to get the quote syntax right]

[Edited on 8-28-2003 by Backlash]

[Drew2]

Originally posted by HarmNone

Originally posted by Backlash
HarmNone, when they made the alphabet, they should have put U and I together.

They did, dear. However, U was already enamored of another. U went after T. I stayed behind.:saint:

HarmNone, abandoned

w00t! I'm going to UT! Represent!

[HarmNone]

Originally posted by Backlash
Last I heard, T&A became a pair, so U and I should give them a lesson. :P


Technically, T&A is a trio. I do not do the kinky stuff.:P

HarmNone

[Gokkem]

Originally posted by Ben
"Hey baby does this smell like chloroform?"

and the classic

"I got a knife"

I bet your awfully lonely Ben. At least you got Gunnar though. :spin:

[draconis nematoda]

Originally posted by Tayre
w00t! I'm going to UT! Represent!

You wouldn't last 5 minutes.

One who knows :rolleyes:

[AnticorRifling]

I like the more complex lines such as:

Me: Hey baby wanna dance?
Her: No.
Me: Good cause I gotta take a crap. (walk off)

Me: Wanna go back to my place for pizza and sex?
Her: No.
Me: What you don't like pizza?

Did you wash your jeans in windex? Because I can see myself in them.

Is that a mirror in your pocket? Because I can see myself in your pants.

Here are a few stupid GS pickup lines:

Hey I've got a rod imbedded with vibration chant.

Cast minor water on the person and then say: Let's take you back to my place and get you out of those wet clothes.

[Betheny]

Alex walked up to one of my characters and said "I'm old and rich, will you sleep with me?"

I'm way too tired to think of any other good ones. I'll ask Kraydak, I'm sure he knows TONS.

[SpunGirl]

There's a funny one I actually fell for once.

Guy: I have this magic watch, and it tells me things about people, in fact, it's telling me stuff about you.

Me: Oh yeah? What does it tell you?

Guy: It tells me you're not wearing any panties.

Me: But I AM wearing panties.

Guy: (hitting watch) Damn thing, it's an hour fast again.

Ha, ha.

-K

[Ben]

Originally posted by Gokkem
[quote]I bet your awfully lonely Ben. At least you got Gunnar though. :spin:


Actually I've had a girlfriend for the past 2 and a half years, But yes Gunnar rules.

[longshot]

If told you that you had a beautiful body, would you hold it against me?

God does smile on drunken frat kids sometimes.

[Souzy]

OMG...this thread is cracking me up! Ummmm...it's so late I can't think of a corny one that I've heard, Opp I got one, here goes...
Guy: Girrrrrllllllllllllll...Mmmmm ummm umm...you know why them flies are following you?
Me: What are you on? Flies?
Guy: Mmmmhmmm...'cause you the shieeettt.
Me: WTF? Hahahaha!!!! You gotta go somewhere else with that mess.

It was funny the way he said it, thanks but no thanks.

[CrystalTears]

Nice bodice. It would look better in a ball on my bedroom floor.

Is that a wand in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?

Your father must be a thief because he stole the stars out of the sky and put them in your eyes.

Your father must be a trap setter because you're the bomb.

You know what would look good on you? Me.

All those curves and me without brakes.

[GOD]

I got one...

"Baby i'm GOD....Wanna ****?" -Bwahahahahaha

[Artha]

Hey, do you have tickets do the show?
-What show?
The gun show. *flexing, kissing muscles*

Hey, do you have any band-aids?
-You don't look hurt, why?
Because I am ripped. *flexing, kissing muscles*

[Hips]

They're sort of medieval-ish...

"Hey, you wouldn't happen to know where a lonely knight could sheath his sword, would you?"

"What's a nice maiden like you doing in a dungeon like this?"

"That chastity belt of yours would look great on my sleeping chambers floor."

"Your hovel or mine?"

"Pardon me, madam, but wouldst thou like to see my long sword in action?"

"Milady, it's not the size of the wand that matters, but the magic within."

"I have the key to your chastity belt and you have the key to my heart."

"You should be glad I'm not a Viking. You would have been ravaged and plundered by now."

"Yes, fair maiden, I am indeed a wizard. Shall I make your clothes disappear?"

"My! But you are a beautiful damsel in distress! Allow me to help you out of it."

"I may not be a cleric, but I can get you to heaven, m'lady."

"C'mon, sweetie...didn't your mother ever tell you? A cleric a day keeps the black plague away."

"I seem to have lost my sex slave, can I borrow you for a bit?"


(some of these are -really- bad...)

[Edited on 8-29-2003 by GS3 Michiko]

[Lord Whirlin]

Humph!
You better not be using those pick up lines -sniffle-
:(

[Scott]

Halfling---- "Do you have a little halfling in you?"
Half-elf---- "No"
Halfling---- "want one?"

I read that on the the old boards, I forget who posted it. Either way I thought it was pretty funny.

[HarmNone]

Originally posted by Gemstone101
Halfling---- "Do you have a little halfling in you?"
Half-elf---- "No"
Halfling---- "want one?"

I read that on the the old boards, I forget who posted it. Either way I thought it was pretty funny.

Sounds like Jubuls to me. ;)

HarmNone

[Neildo]

Sounds like Jubuls to me.

Haha, yeah, that was me. I forgot who I said that to and I don't wanna guess names or else the list would be long and I'd sound like a little slut. Well, I am, but who cares. :P

That's kinda funny too because here I was gonna make a post about how it's idiotic to use pick-up lines yet someone posts one of me saying one. And that was all in jest too.. you forgot to add in the eyebrow wiggle after I said that. Thank goodness I've only used them in-game though and never in real life. Unless you're flat out asking someone if they wanna *cough* or using body language and telling them exactly what you'd do to them in detail, pick-up lines are a one way trip to rejection.. unless you end up getting a pity *cough*.

- N

[GOD]

"I know u wanna be with me, cant you see? I'ma P.I.M.P., plus i got the magic stick."

[peam]

I still haven't resolved what's attractive about being a pimp.

[Ben]

Kissing girls after they give oral to men for money?

[Meos]

I like to pull out the stunt tom cruse, cruise, whatever uses in top gun when he starts singin that song.

You never close your eyes any more when I kiss;
Your lips;
There's no tenderness like before in your finger tips...

pure gold I tell ya, they love it, or laugh at you, either one is goods. gotta have a good delivery too

[Ben]

Best pickup line ever



"DRINK MY BABIES"

[Caramia]

Boy: Do you know the difference between a blow job and a picnic?
Girl: Umm, no.
Boy: Wanna go on a picnic?

"I know I don't look like much now, but I'm drinking milk."

"Pardon me, are you in heat?"

"So you're a girl, huh?"

"Baby, if you were a booger, I'd pick you first."

"Hey baby, they call me coffee cause I grind so fine."

"Hi. I'm an astronaut, and my next mission is to explore Uranus."

"Baby, my love for you is like diarreah. I just can't hold it in."

(After rejection) "You know, 10 years from now, when our son or daughter comes up to me and asks, "Daddy, how did you meet mommy?" I'm gonna have to tell them how difficult you were being."

"Baby, you smell so good, I'd suck a fart out of your ass and hold it like a bong hit."

"Inheriting eighty million bucks doesn't mean much when you have a weak heart."

"Hi, I'm new in town. Could you give me directions to your house?"

"If I followed you home, would you keep me?'

"Hey! Somebody farted! Let's get out of here."

"Your eyes are the color of the ocean. And baby, I am lost at sea."

Guy: Giant Polar Bear.
Girl: WTF?
Guy: Broke the ice. :spin:

[Edited on 9-1-2003 by Demon Lord Kage]

I won a contest in a Canadian club with "Nice shoes, wanna fuck" but there was also other events that involved me getting butt ass naked on stage, so i dunno how good that line really is. I won all the Strawberry tequila i could drink in one pull. Man..they were sucking.

[Back]

This one has been tested by myself.

Approach a woman who is reading. Not hard to find.

Man: Whats that you are reading?

Woman: It's Such and such by So and so.

Man: Oh! I hear So and so is a good author. Just read something by a brilliant author myself recently.

Woman: Oh? What was that?

Man: (dramatic pause while looking thoughtful) Hop on Pop by Dr. Suess. Incredible.

It's certain to get you a smile at the very least.

[Vixen]

I have to say this one my baby <gasp> brother told me about...

.... I lost my teddy bear, will you sleep with me instead?

[Ben]

"It isn't gonna suck itself"

[Skirmisher]

Ben you hopeless romantic you.

[SpunGirl]

He knows how to woo the women with flowery words of romance.

-K

The word of the day is legs.. so lets go back to my place and spread the word.

If i was the milkman would you let me in the front door... or the back gate?

[Artha]

Nice shoes. Let's fuck.

[Edited on 10-29-2003 by Artha]

[Jolena]

LOL @ Edine..that is hilarious! *snickers*

[Skirmisher]

"I'm not afraid of a little climbing."

Actual line used on me by a kid some ten years younger and a foot shorter than myself when told he was a little shorter than most guys who asked me out.

[Miss X]

Hehehe, the first thing my Ex said to me when we met was 'Hey, I'm no Fred Flintstone but I bet I can make your bed rock...'
It worked cos it was so corny.
Vx

Will you be my love buffet... so i can spread you out on the table and take what I want?

may not have gotten your virginity, but can I at least have the box it came in?

sorry ladies i could not resist this one

[Jenisi]

I don't use pickup lines but on the radio they have a thing for a dating service that they use bad pick up lines as a reason to use it.

When you walk away it reminds me of two hippopotamous's wrestling under a sheet ( I REALLY don't think I spelled that right haha)
(In the frozen food isle) You know you really shouldn't be here because you could melt all this stuff

I think two pea's fell down your shirt if you know what I mean!

[Hulkein]

I don't use these, but here are some

-Did it hurt?
--Did what hurt?
-When you fell out of heaven.

-I lost my number, can I have yours?

I forget some other funnier ones.

[Jenisi]

Just a few more...

I'd marry your cat just to get in the family.
Stand back, I'm a doctor. You go get an ambulance, I'll loosen her clothes.
Want to come see my HARD DRIVE? I promise it isn't 3.5 inches and it ain't floppy.
Are you accepting applications for your fan club?
They call me "coffee". I grind so fine.
Beww BEWWW Beww (What?) That is the sound of the ambulance coming to pick me up because when I saw you my heart stopped!

hey baby I heard milk does a body good but damn how much have you been drinking?

[Back]

Beww BEWWW Beww (What?) That is the sound of the ambulance coming to pick me up because when I saw you my heart stopped!

That reminds me of this chick at my last temp job. She looked under her glasses and smiled as we passed in the hall and nearly gave me heart arrest.

After that, I called her the girl with the killer smile.

I am the king of bad pickup lines... and no i dont use most if them ::grins:: shall i continue?

Originally posted by Ben
"It isn't gonna suck itself"


hahahaha, fucking classic man.

Are you ticklish? {yes or no either will work} well can i (try to) tickle your belly from the inside?

[JustMe]

Originally posted by The Edine
hey baby I heard milk does a body good but damn how much have you been drinking?

I've actually said that to a guy before. I was at a party and buzzing and they bet me $100 that I wouldn't. So, five minutes after the bet I was still buzzing and $100 richer. I think the funniest thing is.. he actually gave me his number later on that night. :lol:

[Wezas]

Want to get some pizza and fuck?

<wait for shocking response>

What, you don't like pizza?

Originally posted by JustMe

Originally posted by The Edine
hey baby I heard milk does a body good but damn how much have you been drinking?

I've actually said that to a guy before. I was at a party and buzzing and they bet me $100 that I wouldn't. So, five minutes after the bet I was still buzzing and $100 richer. I think the funniest thing is.. he actually gave me his number later on that night. :lol:

hmm intresting that dosent work to well on guys all things considered... unless they like back door stuff.... did you ever call him? ::snickers::

[Edaarin]

Didn't want to start a new thread, so pardon the massive bump. One of my buddies pulled this today on a girl at the library, I had to share.

Girl: "Umm...excuse me."
BJ: "Huh?"
Girl: "Your hand is on my leg."
BJ: "Oh, I'm sorry about that. I thought it was mine, we're both wearing jeans."

[Souzy]

Originally posted by Edaarin
Didn't want to start a new thread, so pardon the massive bump. One of my buddies pulled this today on a girl at the library, I had to share.

Girl: "Umm...excuse me."
BJ: "Huh?"
Girl: "Your hand is on my leg."
BJ: "Oh, I'm sorry about that. I thought it was mine, we're both wearing jeans."

ROFL! He's lucky she's nice. Some girls do flip out.

[Ilvane]

I had a bad one the other day:

Him: You have beautiful eyes, are they real?
Me: Last time I checked, anyway.

:smirk:

And no, I wasn't wearing my contacts, either.

-A

Let's pretend I'm a cow and you can milk me.

(then you drop your drawers)

- Arkans

[Souzy]

Originally posted by Arkans
Let's pretend I'm a cow and you can milk me.

(then you drop your drawers)

- Arkans

Then I'd spank your kitty...........................................wi th my foot!

[Nakiro]

Girl: So what do you like in a women?
Me: Myself.

[Edited on 5-5-2004 by Nakiro]

[Wezas]

"What's easier to load onto a truck ......"

That one hasn't worked yet, but I know it's only a matter of time.

[Kefka]

Is your name Gillette? Cause you're the best a man can get.

If you were gravy, I'd sop you up with a biscuit.

Hey Baby, if you'll be my Dairy Queen, I'll be your Burger King. Treat me right and we can have it your way.

[Edaarin]

The line I was going to pull out at beach week before I had a change of plans was "I'm a high lord Rogue guild master, will you sleep with me?"

[AnticorRifling]

Be different, say yes.

[TheEschaton]

You can follow it up with a "I put on my wizard hat and robe," Ed.

-TheE-

[Soulpieced]

You can follow it up with a "I put on my wizard hat and robe," Ed.

.

LOL, I hope I'm not the only one who got that.

[AnticorRifling]

Originally posted by Soulpieced
You can follow it up with a "I put on my wizard hat and robe," Ed.

.

LOL, I hope I'm not the only one who got that.

You're not, that stuff is great.

here we go

no ladies can resist the pheremone scented aromas of this following doozy:

"Your father must have been a thief, because I saw him stealing candy from a K-Mart."
Dudes, you can thank me for solving all your marriage and relationship related problems, you welcome.





...and there's always the one about becoming clothing.

[Latrinsorm]

I don't get SB's. K-mart? What?

[TheEschaton]

It's supposed to be an attempt at humor. A normal pickup line would say, "Hey, I heard your daddy's a thief....because he stole God's blueprints for the perfect woman when he had you." or some equally stupid shit......but then this one actually claims to have seen him stealing.


For someone so steeped in the Daily Show - I expected better.

-TheE-

[Latrinsorm]

WTF does candy have to do with women?

"it's supposed to be an attempt at humor" oh gee, thanks. :P

[Edited on 5-5-2004 by Latrinsorm]

[Kefka]

If you were a new hamburger at McDonald's, you would be McGorgeous

[Trinitis]

Nice shoes...Wanna fuck?

[Tisket]

Originally posted by TheEschaton
It's supposed to be an attempt at humor. A normal pickup line would say, "Hey, I heard your daddy's a thief....because he stole God's blueprints for the perfect woman when he had you." or some equally stupid shit......but then this one actually claims to have seen him stealing.



I think Stanley was thinking of this line:

Your father must be a thief because he stole the stars and put them in your eyes.

Couple more:

Hi, do you believe in love at first sight or should i walk by again?

Can I run my toes through your hair?

If anyone tried any of these on me I would be so busy laughing while trying to run away I would probably fall and hurt myself.

Originally posted by LordAdredrin
Nice shoes...Wanna fuck?

That line won me some contest at a club in vancouver BC once....and about 10 free shots of strawberry tequilla.


*note, I also got naked and swung around a pole..but still..

[Souzy]

ROFLMAO!!! The toes through the hair is hilarious! I gotta try that one out. :lol:

[Sweets]

Actual line used on me in a bar:

"Hi my name is Brian, just in case you wanna know what to scream later."

I laughed, bought him a drink and left.....alone.

Here's a good one for rejection.

"Would you like to dance?"

"No."

"No no no. I said you look fat in those pants."

Ba doom boom.:duh:

[Kefka]

I'd say 'Bless You' when you sneeze, but I can see that God already has

[Meos]

"I'll give you 200 bucks to have sex with me"

[AnticorRifling]

Your crawl space or mine?

Can I buy you a spatula?