What are you doing for the End of the World?

[4a6c1]

I was at work for about 5 minutes and got invited to two separate End of the World parties. I think everyone is going insane! I had forgotten about 12/21/12. What are you doing for the End of the World? Anything Interesting? Watching the stars? Normal stuff? Sleeping? Working? Whatever it is, stay safe! Explain below.

http://www.december212012.com/

[Tenlaar]

I'm going to be helping my parents load their furniture into a U-Haul. And I am going to be SO pissed off if that turns out to be my last day alive.

[diethx]

Work, then home. I'll probably eat dinner. :)

[Tgo01]

I'm going to be helping my parents load their furniture into a U-Haul. And I am going to be SO pissed off if that turns out to be my last day alive.

Your parents chose the 21st to move? They obviously know something you don't.

[Methais]

It's said (and has proven true so far) that you genuinely don't give a fuck about anything while climaxing. Therefore I'm going to fap and time it so that I Peter North someone/something precisely at midnight.

That way if the world does end, I won't give a fuck.

[Back]

It falls on a Friday night and the winter solstice. Good night for a party.

[subzero]

I'll be laughing at the loons that put stock in a 'prediction' by a people that were unable to forsee their own doom and have ceased to be.

[Liagala]

It falls on a Friday night and the winter solstice. Good night for a party.
You realize the solstice part of that is by design, right? This whole theory grew out of the fact that the Mayan calendar stops that day. They designed their calendar around the solstices. What you said is equivalent to someone thinking it's such a big coincidence that New Year's Eve happens to fall on Dec. 31.

[Back]

You realize the solstice part of that is by design, right? This whole theory grew out of the fact that the Mayan calendar stops that day. They designed their calendar around the solstices. What you said is equivalent to someone thinking it's such a big coincidence that New Year's Eve happens to fall on Dec. 31.

That makes sense. I was not so much surprised about it be the solstice as I was it was a Friday. Thinking that the world will end on that day on the Mayan calendar is like thinking the world will end on December 31st.

[Gelston]

The 21st is when the guy who is dreaming our existance will wake up.

[msconstrew]

I am supposed to be in Chicago that night.

[Asha]

I'm gonna fuck my 19yr old Chinese student girl neighbour. I don't care if she know or agrees. It's happening.

[Drakefang]

I figure even with it being the end of the world, my chances of having sex are low since I lack a Chinese exchange student next door. I did buy a gun in case I get to experience post apocalyptic America/Earth. If nothing else it might put some squirrel on the table. So, that was random sex then wander the wasteland.

More likely will be early to bed so I can get up for work. Yay Christmas shoppers.

[Gelston]

I have no special plans for the 21st. It is a Friday so I'll probably be at the bar.

[Tenlaar]

It is a Friday so I'll probably be at the bar.

One thing I have learned, you never want to be one of the people in the bar at the beginning of a disaster movie.

[Gelston]

Yeah, but sometimes the only survivors were the guy and random girl from said bar.

[Latrinsorm]

Feeling fine.
It's said (and has proven true so far) that you genuinely don't give a fuck about anything while climaxing. Therefore I'm going to fap and time it so that I Peter North someone/something precisely at midnight.

That way if the world does end, I won't give a fuck.But which time zone?
I'm gonna fuck my 19yr old Chinese student girl neighbour. I don't care if she know or agrees. It's happening.That was a little dark.

[msconstrew]

But which time zone?

Mayan time. Duh.

[Keller]

People say that you should live every day like it's your last.

I don't recommend that. I tried it one time. It was a Wednesday. I woke up, slapped a cop, and hit on my wife's mother.

Then Thursday rolled around, much to my chagrin.

Found out there are no bumper stickers telling you what to do the day after you lived the previous day like it was the last day of your life.

[Back]

I'm gonna fuck my 19yr old Chinese student girl neighbour. I don't care if she know or agrees. It's happening.

Damn Dave. What happened to your filter? That inner voice got out.

[Asha]

lol sorry. Yeah that was a bit edgy.

[Methais]

But which time zone?

All of them.

[Latrinsorm]

It is the only way to be sure.

[Methais]

It is the only way to be sure.

You really meant it isn't the only way to be sure by using italics didn't you?

[Tgo01]

Everyone who lacks a penis should post nudes at exactly midnight (Eastern time of course, the only real time zone). No one is going to see them anyways so why not?

[Stanley Burrell]

I'll preemptively sneak into the LHC facilities and start a universe ending black hole, or I'd summon Higg's boson the second the world ended, just to divide by zero.

No, honestly, I dunno, I guess I'd wake up fifteen minutes earlier. Might even cut up a banana and put it in my morning cereal. /hardcore

[iJin]

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[Allereli]

updating my gps maps

[4a6c1]

Wake up at noon. Drop into BFs place to help her make her end of the world dinner. Skip out on that around 4 and drop into a party in the city full of work people. See where that goes I guess. Then go do a family thing pretty late. I'm wearing red so I can match the meteors.

[Sarika]

I just spent my day being angry at upper management and while not being totally rude about it, let them know with a loud tone of voice and a slight sneer.

guess I'm working on my own end of the world. lol.

[subzero]

We're all gonna die for the end of the world, which is upon us!

[FlayedAngel]

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[Methais]

Wake up at noon. Drop into BFs place to help her make her end of the world dinner. Skip out on that around 4 and drop into a party in the city full of work people. See where that goes I guess. Then go do a family thing pretty late. I'm wearing red so I can match the meteors.

Your boyfriend is a "her"?

WHAT IS GOING ON HERE?!?!?

[Drew]

I'll be attempting to get the women of the PC to share boobs.

[Allereli]

I'll be attempting to get the women of the PC to share boobs.

If you lobby Kuyuk to send me Baileys truffles, I might

[4a6c1]

Your boyfriend is a "her"?

WHAT IS GOING ON HERE?!?!?

Forgive me almighty Lord of internet goatse. I think I ment BFF. Please do not take away the hotdogs.

[Liagala]

If you lobby Kuyuk to send me Baileys truffles, I might

^^ What she said.

[Nathala Crane]

Well, I just woke up and it's 12/21/12.

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[diethx]

I will be drinking and drinking and drinking! At home.

[EasternBrand]

I'm probably gonna eat some pudding.

[Latrinsorm]

I will play the piano very soulfully to beautiful music such that evil spirits will be warded off for all values of evil.

[Atlanteax]

I think it could be interesting if we were to wake up tomorrow, but back in time as our younger selves (ie a 'time reset' like 'Groundhog Day') where we potentially could be making different life decision as we age to our current age.

[Drew]

I'll be attempting to get the women of the PC to share boobs.

To whoever repped me for this post, sure.

[subzero]

Well, I just woke up and it's 12/21/12.


Woke up quick, at about noon
Just thought that I had to be in Compton soon


I will be drinking and drinking and drinking! At home.

I gotta get drunk before the day begins
Before my mother starts bitchin, about my friends


I will play the piano very soulfully to beautiful music such that evil spirits will be warded off for all values of evil.

About to go and damn near went blind
Young niggas at the pad throwin up gang signs
Ran in the house and grabbed my clip
With the Mac-10 on the side of my hip
Bailed outside, pointed my weapon
Just as I thought, the fools kept steppin
Jumped in the fo, hit the juice on my ride
I got front and back, and side to side
Then I let the Alpine play
Bumpin new shit by NWA
It was "Gangsta Gangsta" at the top of the list
Then I played my own shit, it went somethin' like this:

Cruisin down the street in my six-fo
Jockin the bitches, slappin the hos
Went to the park to get the scoop
Knuckleheads out there cold shootin some hoops
A car pulls up, who can it be?
A fresh El Camino rollin kilo g
He rolls down his window and he started to say
It's all about makin that GTA

Cuz the boyz in the hood are always hard
You come talkin that trash we'll pull your car
Knowin nothin in life but to be legit
Don't quote me boy, cuz I ain't said shit

[diethx]

I don't get it.

[RichardCranium]

Worst end of the world ever.

[Back]

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[msconstrew]

No one's end of the world pastime is sex? Guess I'll, uh, fill that void.

[diethx]

No one's end of the world pastime is sex? Guess I'll, uh, fill that void.

That's what he said.

[Back]

Making money.

[subzero]

I don't get it.

I have this problem where various things sort of trigger songs in my head. First guy said he woke up (posted around 12:30pm) which kicked things off. Then the next post was about being drunk, which happens to be the next part of the song. Then the last part I just threw in cause why not? Beautiful music, values of evil... runnin outside with a gun, lettin the Alpine (car audio) play, smackin hos, grand theft auto, etc. No one said I'm sane.

[Jarvan]

I spent the day playing games with my nieces and nephews. Figured it was the second best option...

first being..


No one's end of the world pastime is sex? Guess I'll, uh, fill that void.

[Nathala Crane]

I have this problem where various things sort of trigger songs in my head. First guy said he woke up (posted around 12:30pm) which kicked things off. Then the next post was about being drunk, which happens to be the next part of the song. Then the last part I just threw in cause why not? Beautiful music, values of evil... runnin outside with a gun, lettin the Alpine (car audio) play, smackin hos, grand theft auto, etc. No one said I'm sane.

Haha, niiiice.

[Jarvan]

If you lobby Kuyuk to send me Baileys truffles, I might

I can't do truffles, but I make a mean kiffle.

[4a6c1]

Yesterday was disappointing. I was betting on some sort of Russian Spring or something. I guess that machine works solid, even with broken gears. Also I stained my dress with potsticker sauce and since all is quiet on the western front I still have to drag my ass into work tonight to do routine crap that any drone could do. Dumb. Consoling myself with pumpkin tea and Mary Cassatt now. This should really go in the frown thread. World: Why for art thou Saturday???

[Methais]

Also I stained my dress with potsticker sauce

Is that what they're calling it these days?

[4a6c1]

Yeah. Covered in strips of deepfried ginger and handwrapped in noodle crescents. That's how I like my meat. Bow chikka wow wOOOw.

[Methais]

Yeah. Covered in strips of deepfried ginger and handwrapped in noodle crescents. That's how I like my meat. Bow chikka wow wOOOw.

I never knew you were into sloshing.

[4a6c1]

Don't get too excited hotdog man! Hahaha. Seriously though, there is a bar in Houston that does that and I tried it. It was awkward. You're not suposed to talk to the person but it seems rude not to!

"This dimsum from your knee is delicious"

[Methais]

Don't get too excited hotdog man! Hahaha. Seriously though, there is a bar in Houston that does that and I tried it. It was awkward. You're not suposed to talk to the person but it seems rude not to!

"This dimsum from your knee is delicious"

Whoa, I know someone who's gone sloshing this whole time and I didn't even realize it.

Seriously, what do they actually do? Pour baked beans down each others' ass cracks like on that episode of Real Sex on HBO like 10 years ago that was about sloshing, which I'd never heard of before, or heard about again after said episode?

I never was able to conclude if there was actual sex involved, or if it's just people marveling over random helpings of food dribbling down the other person's naked body to go home and masturbate to later or something. They were bringing out the whole Thanksgiving table as well as the buffet line on that episode. And probably the soup kitchen too.

I demand a full report immediately.

[4a6c1]

I thought it was when they put oriental food on a model and then you just eat it with chopsticks. No sex involved and it's really unglamorous because as I said you can't really talk to the girl. She had a bodyguard too which was weird. I was really distracted sizing him up. We ended up talking to him when we couldnt talk to the model and that was pleasing in itself to meet such a strange person with a strange job.

I would not be opposed to dribbling baked beans on someone if that baked beans golden retreiver was also there talking about his special recipe. That dog is awesome.

[Methais]

I thought it was when they put oriental food on a model and then you just eat it with chopsticks. No sex involved and it's really unglamorous because as I said you can't really talk to the girl. She had a bodyguard too which was weird. I was really distracted sizing him up. We ended up talking to him when we couldnt talk to the model and that was pleasing in itself to meet such a strange person with a strange job.

I would not be opposed to dribbling baked beans on someone if that baked beans golden retreiver was also there talking about his special recipe. That dog is awesome.

No, the sloshing I saw on that episode was literally a bunch of naked people pouring copious amounts of random food all over each other, ranging from ice cream to spaghetti to baked beans.

Think of it like a super disturbingly extreme version of "normal" people getting out the whipped cream.

[4a6c1]

Gross. And no golden retreivers. Not even worth it.

[Methais]

Gross. And no golden retreivers. Not even worth it.

I'm afraid to ask, but I must not let fear get the best of me...what is a golden retriever in that context?

[diethx]

Duke from Bush's baked beans. Duh.

[Liagala]

I'm afraid to ask, but I must not let fear get the best of me...what is a golden retriever in that context?

I would not be opposed to dribbling baked beans on someone if that baked beans golden retreiver was also there talking about his special recipe. That dog is awesome.
.

[Methais]

Duke from Bush's baked beans. Duh.

Totally missed that line in her post. I just assumed it was one of those cleverly named disgusting sex acts, like a Cleveland Steamer.

Since the end of the world has already come and go, this thread is now about disgusting and bizarre sex acts.

GORILLA MASK
After a lovely evening at Olive Garden (Red Lobster can be substituted if the wait is too long) politely ask your partner to participate in intercourse. Prior to ejaculation position the face of your said partner directly in front of your penis organ and release your seeds upon their face. Upon completion of said action reach down with your dominant hand and grab a handful of your partners pubes and throw them on your partners face. At this point run to a public place so all can see the gorilla chasing you.


Tate - "Yea, they have unlimited breadsticks and salad."

William Madison III - "I know, I really like the balsamic vinegrette."

Tate - "I'm on the fence about it, it's a bit peppery"

William Madison III - "How did the rest of the evening turn out"

Tate - "Following dinner I ended up at Mervyn's being chased by a gorilla mask."

William Madison III - "The fitting rooms there have horrible lighting."