This is the story of a boy who

[avtarbani]

derp derp derp
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[Methais]

And now for the story:

Jerry was a race car driver
And he drove so goddamned fast
He never did win no checkered flag
But he never did come in last

Jerry was a race car driver
He'd say El solo number one
With a bocephus sticker
On his 442 he'd light 'em up
Just for fun

Aaaaaaaaaaahhh!

Captain Pierce was a fireman
Richmond engine #3
I'll be a wealthy man when I get
A dime for all the things that
Man taught to me

Captain Pierce was a strong man
Strong as any man alive
It stuck in his craw that they
Made him retire at the age of 65

Aaaaaaaaaaahhh!

Jerry was a race car driver
22 years old
Had too many cold beers one night
And wrapped himself around a telephone pole.

[Gelston]

Marky got with Sharon,
Sharon got Sharee,
she was sharing Sharon's outlook on the topic of disease,
Mikey had a facial scar,
and Bobby was a racist,
they were all in love with dieing,
they were doing it in Texas,
Tommy played piano like a kid out in the rain,
Then he lost his leg in Dallas he was dancing with the train...
they were all in love with dieing,
they were drinking from a fountain,
that was pouring like an avalanche coming down the mountain.

I dont mind the sun sometimes the images it shows,
I can taste you on my lips and smell you in my clothes.
Cinnamon and sugary and softly spoken lies,
You never know just how to look through other peoples eyes

some will die in hot persuit in fiery auto crashes,
some will die in hot persuits while sifting through my ashes,
some will fall in love with life and drink it from a fountain
that is pouring like an avalanche coming down the mountain.

I dont mind the sun sometimes the images it shows,
I can taste you on my lips and smell you in my clothes.
Cinnamon and sugary and softly spoken lies,
You never know just how you look through other peoples eyes

Another mikey took a knife while argueing in traffic,
flipper died of natural death, he caught a nasty virus.
Then there was an ever present football player-rapist,
they were all in love with dying they were doing it in Texas.
Pauly caught a bullet but it only hit his leg,
Well it should've been a better shot and got him in the head.
there were all in love with dying
they were drinkin from a fountain
that was pouring like an avalanche comin down the mountain.

[AnticorRifling]

Now this is a story all about how my life got flip-turned upside down, and I'd like to take a minute just sit right there, I'll tell you how I became prince of a town called Bel Air.

[mgoddess]

Now this is a story all about how my life got flip-turned upside down, and I'd like to take a minute just sit right there, I'll tell you how I became prince of a town called Bel Air.
"You must spread some Reputation around before giving it to AnticorRifling again."