Unicorn Lair Discovered in North Korea

[Stanley Burrell]

North Korea seriously thinks it's found an ancient unicorn lair:
Breaking news out of North Korea today: The government's official news agency has reported that archaeologists have discovered a unicorn lair belonging to King Tongmyong, the founder of the ancient Korean kingdom of Koguryo. The one-horned hideout, which the "scientists" say dates back to A.D. 1392, was "a relief palace for King Tongmyong [and] the lair of his unicorn." The site, located just 220 yards from a temple in Pyongyang, was marked with a rock that said "Unicorn Lair." Aaaaand here's where we get skeptical. A clearly labeled unicorn cave that goes unnoticed for more than 600 years? Um, North Korea, are you sure you didn't just accidentally wander into a Spencer’s Gifts?.

[4a6c1]

On my way to demilitarized zone now to (REDACTED) so that the US can (REDACTED).

black helicopters

bleep bloop bleeeeeeeeeep (aka Wikka nikka found flicka?)

[Stanley Burrell]

On my way to demilitarized zone now to (REDACTED) so that the US can (REDACTED).

black helicopters

bleep bloop bleeeeeeeeeep (aka Wikka nikka found flicka?)

Rendezvous at LZ to switch manicorns and smuggle out treasured N. Korean unicorns in process. Give us the green light, Red Robin. Echo echo out.

[4a6c1]

muah!

[Tgo01]

What's the big deal? I have a unicorn in my pants.

[4a6c1]

I really need to learn morse code though. For reals. Just for the cred.

[Stanley Burrell]

What's the big deal? I have a unicorn in my pants.

Excellent point.

Continue (what is this? Do we call this a discussion?) doing. Stuff.