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ashronsjunky
11-30-2012, 06:57 PM
OMG i wish i had a camera just now!! LOL there was a boy and a girl making out along a drainage ditch behind my house, and my neighbors annoying fucking dogs have been barking for the past 30 minutes while they made out back there. Well the boy had his hands down the girls pants. i couldnt take the barking anymore so i yelled out "Hey can you go fucking make out somewhere else so these fucking dogs stop barking!" well the girl paniced to button her pants she knocked her bf over and into the gully! After him swearing and freaking out and her laughing they finally both took off and the dogs finally shut up. HAHAHA
diethx
11-30-2012, 07:00 PM
Not enough cyber action in your vent, so you gotta spy on some poor kids getting it on, huh?
ashronsjunky
11-30-2012, 07:13 PM
better than what you resort to... the folds of your couch there fucktard!
Delias
11-30-2012, 07:28 PM
This thread is all kinds of pathetic fail.
Tgo01
11-30-2012, 07:46 PM
How powerful are your binoculars?
dszabo
11-30-2012, 08:14 PM
Damn, awfully touchy about EVERYTHING OP.

Also, by "your couch" I'm sure he meant his mom's backside...ZING!
Gelston
11-30-2012, 09:04 PM
LOL INORITE? I remember this one time there was this guy and this girl and they were in the mall and they were kissing and we were all like yelling get a room and stuff and then they finished kissing and walked into dillards.
diethx
11-30-2012, 10:32 PM
LOL INORITE? I remember this one time there was this guy and this girl and they were in the mall and they were kissing and we were all like yelling get a room and stuff and then they finished kissing and walked into dillards.

lol, Dillards.
Stanley Burrell
12-01-2012, 09:56 PM
I've rarely made out in public. But when I do, I wear binoculars. That are better than other people's binoculars. Because of loud dogs.
Methais
12-01-2012, 10:53 PM
better than what you resort to... the folds of your couch there fucktard!

Can you explain how this process would work, considering that die thx doesn't have a schlong (at least that's what she tells us)?
diethx
12-01-2012, 11:08 PM
Can you explain how this process would work, considering that die thx doesn't have a schlong (at least that's what she tells us)?

Stop trying to blow up my spot!
Back
12-01-2012, 11:16 PM
http://www.hulu.com/watch/68225
4a6c1
12-01-2012, 11:18 PM
I don't even know what to say to this thread. Dillards sells Toms so they are cool in my book.
AnticorRifling
12-01-2012, 11:20 PM
So my dogs were out back barking at a raccoon or something else out in the tree line. I opened the door and let them in.
Tgo01
12-01-2012, 11:21 PM
So my dogs were out back barking at a raccoon or something else out in the tree line. I opened the door and let them in.

Were the raccoons making out?
4a6c1
12-01-2012, 11:22 PM
Damn TGO is too quick.

I got nuthin.

Penis shaped dogs maybe.
AnticorRifling
12-01-2012, 11:26 PM
Were the raccoons making out?

They were but I yelled and shook my fist and then one fell and the other raccoon laughed.

Also penis shaped dogs....4 of them.
Stanley Burrell
12-01-2012, 11:26 PM
Damn TGO is too quick.

I got nuthin.

Penis shaped dogs maybe.

They paniced into a gully. Could've been phallic-shaped. Gully ... sully. Hmm.
4a6c1
12-01-2012, 11:27 PM
I saw a raccoon at work digging through a trashcan. I squealed like a girl and tiptoed away making nice cooing noises. Rabies ftl.
AnticorRifling
12-01-2012, 11:28 PM
Damn TGO is too quick.
Not the first he's heard that.
Delias
12-01-2012, 11:28 PM
he was sullied by the gully when she pushed him in the belly because the meany man went yelly-yelly.
AnticorRifling
12-01-2012, 11:29 PM
I saw a raccoon at work digging through a trashcan. I squealed like a girl and tiptoed away making nice cooing noises. Rabies ftl.

Fuck that they have robber masks which makes them awesome and I want one as a pet.
4a6c1
12-01-2012, 11:29 PM
You sullied the gully with your phallic shaped raccoon?
Delias
12-01-2012, 11:30 PM
Fuck that they have robber masks which makes them awesome and I want one as a pet.

When I was a kid this awesome old dude who lived across from my grandma had a few. I guess he found them as newborns in his chimney or something and kept them. They were badass.
Delias
12-01-2012, 11:31 PM
You sullied the gully with your phallic shaped raccoon?

I'll smack you with my raccoon until you swoon. Then we'll see who's sullied in her gully.
AnticorRifling
12-01-2012, 11:31 PM
When I was a kid this awesome old dude who lived across from my grandma had a few. I guess he found them as newborns in his chimney or something and kept them. They were badass.

Yeah my mom's old boss had one as a pet, he'd rescued it when it was a newborn. We used to go over and play with it.
4a6c1
12-01-2012, 11:34 PM
Animals that eat carrion are bad mkay.
Delias
12-01-2012, 11:38 PM
Animals that eat carrion are bad mkay.

Are you saying you prefer fresh meat?
4a6c1
12-01-2012, 11:43 PM
Are you saying you prefer fresh meat?

I won't lie I wooshed that so bad the first few times I read it. I'm tired as hell. :(

If you're going to call me an animal get it right. I'm a well trained beast of burden. And I just left myself open for bitch and horseface jokes. Aaaaweeeesoooome.
Methais
12-01-2012, 11:50 PM
They were but I yelled and shook my fist and then one fell and the other raccoon laughed.

Also penis shaped dogs....4 of them.

My dachshund has this stuffed animal that she humps all the time.

I tell her to stop but she ignores me.

It's funny cause she's shaped like a wiener, humps the toy like she has a wiener, but doesn't actually have a wiener.
Delias
12-02-2012, 11:22 AM
I won't lie I wooshed that so bad the first few times I read it. I'm tired as hell. :(

If you're going to call me an animal get it right. I'm a well trained beast of burden. And I just left myself open for bitch and horseface jokes. Aaaaweeeesoooome.

I'm going to let you off easy, because I like you and I think spelunking is neat.