Aone's Amazing Redux

[Bobmuhthol]

You ask, "Ready?"
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Lord Zellwar's group just entered a Wayside Inn.
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Aone put a riveted black leather suit-of-plates in his black cotton longcoat.
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Khojin just came through the wooden gates.
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Khojin just went north.
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Aone nods to you.
>cman mblow aone
You swing an ancient iron battle axe at Aone!
AS: +306 vs DS: +43 with AvD: +32 + d100 roll: +91 = +386
... and hit for 148 points of damage!
Incredible blast shatters head into a red spray.

* Aone drops dead at your feet!

Roundtime: 9 sec.
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Khojin just arrived.
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* Aone just bit the dust!
>'....
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You say, "...."
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10.998%. SKULL CRUSHED.

[Artha]

I hate you. I hope when you get a car, you get carjacked.

[Bobmuhthol]

Wateva.

[Artha]

You make me cry.

[Nakiro]

LMFAO That shit is great, and the picture only makes it even better.

Jesus.

[Artha]

:fu:

[Latrinsorm]

What rank of mighty blow, Bob? 4?

[Bobmuhthol]

Yes, 4.

[Caiylania]

Well I know who to never ask me for help with redux. :/

[MPSorc]

that picture made the post complete Bob

[Bobmuhthol]

Aone's revenge:

>cman haym aone
[Roll result: 157 (open d100: 80) Penalties: -13]
You clench your right fist and bring your arm back for a roundhouse punch aimed at Aone!
Your punch catches Aone square in the face! He reels backwards in pain!
...14 points of damage!
Roundtime: 5 sec.
>'Don't tell me how to do my job.
You say, "Don't tell me how to do my job."
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A shadowy figure leaps from hiding to attack!
The figure swings an ancient iron battle axe at you!
AS: +182 vs DS: +99 with AvD: +50 + d100 roll: +61 = +194
... and hits for 36 points of damage!
Left kneecap smashed into pulp.
You are knocked to the ground!
You are stunned for 3 rounds!
The figure quickly disappears from view.

A shadowy figure leaps from hiding to attack!
The figure swings an ancient iron battle axe at you!
AS: +182 vs DS: +14 with AvD: +50 + d100 roll: +59 = +277
... and hits for 65 points of damage!
Wild downward slash severs your right foot!
Bloody stump, anyone?
The figure quickly disappears from view.

>A shadowy figure leaps from hiding to attack!
The figure swings an ancient iron battle axe at you!
AS: +182 vs DS: +51 with AvD: +50 + d100 roll: +93 = +274
... and hits for 47 points of damage!
Right elbow smashed into a thousand pieces.
You are stunned for 2 rounds!

**The figure's iron battle axe glows intensely with a cold blue light! **
... 5 points of damage!
Icy chill to your midriff. A bowl of nice hot stew would hit the spot right now.
The figure quickly disappears from view.
>sign heal
You shudder as your life force is torn and reshaped!
You feel drained!
>sign staun
Aone leaps from hiding to attack!
Aone swings an ancient iron battle axe at you!
AS: +182 vs DS: +66 with AvD: +50 + d100 roll: +16 = +182
... and hits for 36 points of damage!
Diagonal slash leaves a bloody trail across your torso.
You are stunned for 3 rounds!
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You are still stunned.
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Aone yawns.
>sign staun
Your veins throb and your blood sings.

You hear someone snicker.

Aone leaps from hiding to attack!
Aone swings an ancient iron battle axe at you!
AS: +182 vs DS: +126 with AvD: +50 + d100 roll: +43 = +149
... and hits for 20 points of damage!
Downward slash across your left thigh
Gouges bone!
You fall screaming to the ground grasping your mangled left leg!
You are stunned for 1 rounds!

**Aone's iron battle axe glows intensely with a cold blue light! **
... 5 points of damage!
You wince as the cold blast numbs your left arm

>att aone
You swing a claidhmore at Aone!
AS: +261 vs DS: +86 with AvD: +28 + d100 roll: +76 = +279
... and hit for 124 points of damage!
Hard slash to Aone's side opens his spleen!
He is stunned!
Roundtime: 7 sec.
>cman mblow aone
You swing a claidhmore at Aone!
AS: +261 vs DS: +56 with AvD: +28 + d100 roll: +7 = +240
... and hit for 125 points of damage!
Lucky shot rips through bone and muscle sending left leg flying.
Aone screams and falls to the ground grasping his mangled left leg!

* Aone drops dead at your feet!

Roundtime: 10 sec.
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* Aone just bit the dust!
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The ghost of Aone whispers, "Dofl."
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Aone's body decays into compost.

[Artha]

Bob got beat on by the equivalent of a level 14 character with a 6x battle axe.

edit: Then later I pwnd him using only Psinet.

[Edited on 7-24-2004 by Artha]

[Artha]

Rachel Pwnz (9:09:30 PM): >amb kob head
You leap from hiding to attack!
You swing a dagger at a kobold!
The kobold blocks your attack!
Roundtime: 5 sec.
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Rachel Pwnz (9:09:33 PM): Ridiculous
WTFL0LSTFU (9:09:42 PM): rofl
WTFL0LSTFU (9:09:44 PM): you suck at life
Rachel Pwnz (9:09:48 PM): :-(

[Bobmuhthol]

>sneak s
[Lower Dragonsclaw, Forest]
Modwir trees predominate this section of forest, as though the oak, satisfied with its allotted space, has made room for the tall pines. You also see a kobold, a short sword, a wooden shield, some light leather, a dagger, a short sword, a wooden shield, some light leather, a short sword, a wooden shield, some light leather and some light leather.
Obvious paths: north, south, northwest
Roundtime: 3 sec.
>'Hey, look, it's Aone!
You exclaim, "Hey, look, it's Aone!"
>aim left eye
q
You're now aiming at the left eye of your target when using a ranged weapon, or while ambushing.
>You remove a single wooden arrow from a bundle of wooden arrows.
>fire kob
You nock a wooden arrow in your composite bow.
You fire a wooden arrow at a kobold!
AS: +347 vs DS: +23 with AvD: +35 + d100 roll: +34 = +393
... and hit for 108 points of damage!
Shot knocks the kobold's head back by pushing on the inside of the skull!
The kobold crumples to a heap on the ground and dies.
The wooden arrow sticks in a kobold's left eye!
Roundtime: 6 sec.
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Your muscles feel much less strained than they did a moment ago.
>'Oops I killed him.
You say, "Oops I killed him."