Selling out-

[SHAWMAN]

Hey Everyone-

So I need to get work done on my vehicle, also a new PC.

I'm asking 500$ for:

2x Capped Paladin, 2x Ranger, 2x Cleric and 2x Rogue. Semi-leveled Monk. Level 14 Prime Monk w/appropriate weapons armor=or above 4x-

I have 5 sets of armor above 10x. some 20x, mostly only weigh 2 lbs. Plate, Brig, hauberk and whatnot.

I'll try to get as much exact information as possible. Trying to get the word out!!!

The characters aren't much, but if anyone is looking to convert a Monk, this would be a great opportunity to do so or make up some money by selling some yourselves. My only stipulation is that it must be a Full Sale. Being that I get the 500$ for everything.

The Cleric is fully capable of everything one could want, anywhere for anything. Spells, full chrism raises. Easily trained to max capabilities. I am willing to train, would only take a couple of days. I am willing to provide my cell number for specific training.

Again the money is going to a good place, I'm trying to go back to school.

I've got so many weapons, so much armor. I know I'm asking a lot, but I will be available for any questions....

Most of the Characters have at least 200k BP's and much much more. Blink katar, permablessed handaxe, amazing lances, amazing armor, sancted claid, sephwir long bow with PER bonus, +18 LOG enhancive and enough 5x+weapons to supply all of Shattered.

Right, so I'll get as many details up as possible- please let friends know that are interested in items and new Shattered Characters.

GREAT OPPORTUNITY TO SELL AND MAKE DEALS WITH OTHERS!

P.S. I'll let Godsatan punch me in the face on video after sale is completed. I could send via email to buyer so that they may dispense as they want :whipit:

P.S.S. Happy Holidays!!! Please spread the word, thank you.:kyle:

P.S.S.S. They will come with scripts, all they need, from auto-bond to autorez. They also have Kill on Site scripts for PvP, all of them! :devil:

[SHAWMAN]

I'm going to have a love/hate relationship with myself for a while if Godsatan punches me in the face.

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[Tenlaar]

No need to fear, nobody is going to pay that much for shit.

[Sheikh]

Im not paying $500, but give me the specifics on gear and I may be interested in armor, shields, and weapons to use on a pali.

[Sheikh]

Actually a lot of the gear, enhancives, we may be able to work out something.

[doughal]

I'd be interested in some of that gear too. I don't really have use for the characters since I've already got 2 capped characters that I can't afford to play, but the gear on the other hand, that I could use...

[SHAWMAN]

Ok guys, all of this is 500$-

Weapons:

Mithril Claid-Sanctified
Vultite trident-+11 Polearms
serrated zorchar shamshir-+10 WIS
Guiding Force of Light- 4x Lance 4x Undead Weighted
Eonake Lance
(3) Elegant Eonake Lances
Spiraled Vaalorn Lance- 5x 3 Fusion Slots
White Ora Maul-Crit weighted??
Vultite Maul- 6lbs Fire Flares
Acid-etched pike- 4x Acid Flares
Curved White Ora Scythe- Greater Iasha 5x, 1x Daily Teleport to Temple, WIS Bonus
Veil Iron Maul- ??
Veil Iron Trident- ??
Veil Iron Battle Axe- 6x, Disrupt Flares, +8 Against any Grimswarm
Tier 2 White Ora Lance (Korseke)
Sanctified Golvern Dwarven handaxe- Permablessed 5x
Eonak Falchion of Smiting- 4x, 4x Undead Weighted
Vaalorn Hammer of Kai- +10 AGI
Lor RuneStaff- ??
Golvern Handaxe- 5x
Golvern Scimitar- 5x
A Shadowy Grey Leather bandolier- 4x quiote based thrown/handaxe based melee
Eonake Maul- Fire Flaring, 4x
Stout Vaalorn Hammer of Kai- +14 AGI
Vaalorn Lance- +13 LOG
Tier 2 White ora Spikestar- ??
Deringo Runestaff- +13 AGI
Rhimar jeddart-axe- +8 STR
Eonake battle Axe-
Eonake Ball and Chain-
Eonake Halberd-
Eonake Handaxe-
Eonake Short sword-
Golvern Broadsword-
Ora Claid-
Imflass Lance- +8 DEX
Drakar Handaxe- +9 DEX
Sephwir Long bow- +5 PER


Armor:

2lb Full Plate- 2 Fusion SLots, 1 slot has +12 DEX Orb, 10x DS 7x or more TD
Deringo Aegis- +10 LOG
Veil Iron Aegis-
Blue Ora Breastplate- 4x, 2 fusion slot Breastplate
Spiked Ora Arm Greaves- +11 AGI
Vultite Double Chain-
Veil Iron Aegis-
2 lb Hauberk- 10x DS, 7x Padding, Incredible Vaccum Resits, 2 Fusion Slots
Ora Leg Greaves- +6 ranged, +7 DEX
3x Spiked Hauberk
4x Spiked Leg Greaves- Acid Flaring, spiked, 4lbs
Zelnorn buckler- 2x/2x 8 lbs
Glaes Aventail-+6 Armor, +5 AGI, +8 S/H, +6 PER
Spiked Golvern Greathelm-
4x Arm Greaves- Perm Damage Padding...
4x Greatshield- 2 Fusion Slots
2 lb Brig- 8x DS or more, 7x Padding or more, Ithzir Flares
Veil Iron Double Chain-
Mithglin Arm Greaves- Sancted Fire Flaring
** I need to see what on Bink, but his is 11x total or more

Other Enhancives include:
+6 AUR
+8 DEX
+18 LOG
+14 SMC LOL
+13 INT
+8 DEX
+8 AGI or +8 CM
+12 INT
+12 INT
+10 INF
+8 DEX
+1 Spirit Regen
+8 Armor LOL
+12 DEX
+14 INF
Chrism Holder
+10 INF
+12 INF

Right, so there is infinite more simple gear. I'll make sure to sing to the four sets of major armor to get exact details there. There are also so many more 4x lances and other trinkets that come along with all the lockers and whatnot.

I would like to keep the characters if possible, but I'm willing to strip everything off of them to the bone to make this cash. Again I do need the 500$ via Paypal. But I can Deliver right at time of payment, regardless of how long it takes via singing and whatnot. Please trust me when I say I will Deliver everything plus sooo much more. My Locker file is outdated and since I've developed a higher sense of value on keeping items in them. Thanks for the consideration and please let me know how to accommodate any needs any of you may have.

[SHAWMAN]

Adamantine Greatshield- 18 lbs

[SHAWMAN]

150+ Million Coin, Sooo many max Lightened/Deepened packs/cloaks/pouches.....soo much more lol.

[SHAWMAN]

PM me for Offers- needs to be the Bulk.

[subzero]

I really wouldn't hold out much hope of getting that kind of money for Shattered gear/characters. You'd probably have much better success selling individual pieces, but you're still not going to make what you want.

[Methais]

some 20x

wut?

[SHAWMAN]

wut?

I think the Plate may be 20x, I've had a bit of work done since I last sang to them. If not, then it's 17x. Troll. You guys are the cream of the crop when it comes to complete and total boredom. The Eschaton's picture of hot dogs smashing that gal in the pie hole amount to more amassement than your self indulging bullshit ever will. :respect:

[Fortybox]

The sad thing is even if this McCrazy gets bought out he will still make a new character and be around.

[Methais]

I think the Plate may be 20x, I've had a bit of work done since I last sang to them. If not, then it's 17x. Troll. You guys are the cream of the crop when it comes to complete and total boredom. The Eschaton's picture of hot dogs smashing that gal in the pie hole amount to more amassement than your self indulging bullshit ever will. :respect:

What in the blue fuck are you talking about?

My understanding so far:

"20x"

"How the fuck can anything be 20x?"

"I've had work done, you're a troll, and I assign random poster names to sigs."

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All I wanna know is how can something be 20x? Or anything over 10x?

[Liagala]

He saw your quote from TheE right above hot dog girl, and wasn't bright enough to figure out that they were both part of the same sig. As for the 20x, I haven't played in a while but there is TD-enchanting now, if I understand things correctly. Maybe it's 10x DS and 10x TD? Or maybe he's just dumb.

[Snoopy Dogg]

What in the blue fuck are you talking about?

My understanding so far:

"20x"

"How the fuck can anything be 20x?"

"I've had work done, you're a troll, and I assign random poster names to sigs."

http://i281.photobucket.com/albums/kk209/Kabong30/worf-startrek-facepalm.gif

All I wanna know is how can something be 20x? Or anything over 10x?

10x DS/10x TD, hes just dumb and confusing

[SHAWMAN]

10x DS/10x TD, hes just dumb and confusing

Trolls are dumb and confusing, but i bet ive seen others say 20x about a hundred times so. Im not the only one who says it nor the only one who thinks these forums are trolled by the most hideous nose hunters in the league. good day sir- Confused I was, you will remain. as far as im concerned if you dont want to buy just shut the fuck up? accept for Subzero, he can troll me all day baby.

[Tenlaar]

If people who aren't going to spend $500 on shattered gear can't talk here you are going to get lonely.

[Snoopy Dogg]

Trolls are dumb and confusing, but i bet ive seen others say 20x about a hundred times so. Im not the only one who says it nor the only one who thinks these forums are trolled by the most hideous nose hunters in the league. good day sir- Confused I was, you will remain. as far as im concerned if you dont want to buy just shut the fuck up? accept for Subzero, he can troll me all day baby.

dont be mad cause no one wants to pay that high price.. just how it is

edit: and if you think about it.. you probably actually would be better off selling stuff individually

[AnticorRifling]

On the plus side you could just pay this kid in monopoly money he's not bright enough to know the difference.

[Methais]

10x DS/10x TD, hes just dumb and confusing

I always thought any item was capped at +50 total bonus, even if it was split? Did they change that at some point? I seem to remember something like +25/+25 being possible, but +45/+10 or anything that comes out to over 50 not. Though admittedly I never really gave a shit enough to remember things like that, because I'm too l33t to need high enchant gear.

[Bhaalizmo]

I always thought any item was capped at +50 total bonus, even if it was split? Did they change that at some point?

I dunno if they changed it at some point, but yeah +50 DS as well as +50 TD on a single item is possible now.

[Methais]

I'm going to point out your terrible use of the English language, only because of the irony of your first sentence. And because you get butthurt over being trolled:


Trolls are dumb and confusing, but i bet ive seen others say 20x about a hundred times so. Im not the only one who says it nor the only one who thinks these forums are trolled by the most hideous nose hunters in the league. good day sir- Confused I was, you will remain. as far as im concerned if you dont want to buy just shut the fuck up? accept for Subzero, he can troll me all day baby.



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[Glitch]

TD enhancement uses the same slot as padding/flares. Pretty sure that's what they told me anyway.

I think it used to be different when the whole ensorcel thing was being worked on.

[Bhaalizmo]

Stuff and things.

I miss your glitchy scripts.

[Fortybox]

I'm going to point out your terrible use of the English language, only because of the irony of your first sentence. And because you get butthurt over being trolled:





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It's a futile attempt. Maybe his monitor doesn't have coloring to tell him if a word is incorrect?

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[thefarmer]

I always thought any item was capped at +50 total bonus, even if it was split? Did they change that at some point? I seem to remember something like +25/+25 being possible, but +45/+10 or anything that comes out to over 50 not. Though admittedly I never really gave a shit enough to remember things like that, because I'm too l33t to need high enchant gear.

It always used to be the accepted rule that 10x, divided between enchants and TD, was it. However at CCF, there was a 10x shield that had 2x TD added to it in plat, then 2 more shields like it in prime. So.. whether or not that was a rule before or not, after CCF it changed or got clarified or whatever.

[Gompers]

You guys need to stop mucking this thread with all your intelligent jargon.

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That's better.

[Methais]

You guys need to stop mucking this thread with all your intelligent jargon.

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That's better.

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OMGU AARN THNGS BY DONG SOM3THNG U DONT WANT 2 DO IN ORDER 2 GET SOMETHNG U WANT!11111 OMG WTFIF U AERNT FORTUNAET ENOUGH 2 HAEV A JOB U LOV3 TH3N UR JOB MAY STIL B WORTH DONG IN ORDER 2 G3T 3NOUGH MON3Y 2 BUY AN ONLIEN GME SUBSCRIPTION-AND NOT STARVA!!!!!11 WTFFOR THNGS TAHT NED 2 B DONE SUCH EXCHANGES 2 MAEK DONG WORK WORTHWHIEL R QUIET UESFUL!!11!11! OMG WTF BUT THES SI AN ONLIEN GMA PLAEYD FOR 3NTARTANEM3NT!11!!1 OMGIF THEYRE R P3OPL3 STARVNG IN DA WORLD ITS NOT B/C UR GUILD 2K 2 LONG 2 GET ENOUGH FIER R3SISTANCE GEAR 2 TAEK DOWN RAGNAROS!!!!1!!! COMPUTER GMES R SUPOS3D 2 B FUN!!!11!!11 DA CONT3NT ALONG DA WAY AND IN PARTICULAR DA M3ANS BY WHICH GAAR SI OBTANEED OUGHT 2 B FUN IN ITS3LF!111!1 2 MAEK U MIESRABLE IN ORD3R 2 GAT 3PIS IN A GM3 TAHT U FUNDMENTALY HAET CANOT B WORTH IT IN ANY SAEN SENSE!!1!1!!!!IT SI A RATHAR MADENNG HUMAN T3ND3NCY TAHT PEOPLE WANT 3PIS RAGARDLES OF TEH MEANS BY WHICH TH3Y R OBTANEAD!!!1! WTFRADEERS OFTEN ACUES NON-RADEERS OF WANTNG EASY EPIS!!1!1111USUALY THEIR RIGHT!1!!11 OMG WTFIT ACTUALY GOES FURTH3R THAN THIS AS WUT MANY PLAEYRS WANT SI NOT MERALEY AASY EPIS FOR THEMS3LV3S BUT ALSO FOR OTH3R PLAEYRS 2 NOT GET EASY EPIS!!!!! OMG WTFBUT RADE3RS WANT 3ASY 3PIS 2!1!!!!1! OMG WTF SO IMM NOT A RADEER AND I DONT HAEV ANY 3PIS!!1!!!POR ME RIGHT???!?!! OMG WTFWAL I HAD A FAW BUT I SOLD THEM ON DA AUCTION HOUES!!!!1! OMG WTF BUT RILLY FOR WUT DO I NED APIS?!!!!??! OMG WTF DO I NED 3PIS FOR STRATHOLM3 OR SCHOLOMANCE OR DIER MAUL??!!??? OMGHOW ABOUT FOR SILITHUS OR WINT3RSPRNG OR 3ASTERN PLAGUALANDS?!!!??? OMG WTF OF COURSE NOT!1!!!!1 WTF I WUD NED 3PIS FOR BLAKWNG LARE OR 40-MAN AHNQIRAJ EXC3PT TAHT I JUST SADE IMM NOT A RADEER!111111! OMG WTF THEIR R NO G3AR R3QUIERMENTS IN ORD3R NOT 2 DO AN INSTANC3!1!1!1!!1 OMG HE PURPOSE OF G3TNG LOT SI 2 B W3L-EQUIPED FOR FUTUR3 CHAL3NGAS!!11!!!!! WTFBUT THEIR SI ONLEY A FINIET MOUNT OF CONT3NT IN TEH GME!!!111!!! OMG WTFAT SOME POINT THEIR R NO FUTUR3 CHAL3NGES WORTH DONG-MEANNG TAHT AT TAHT POINT LOT BCOMES WORTHL3S!!!11!111 MANY PLAEYRS HAEV GONE PAST TAHT POINT WITHOUT REALIZNG IT AND STIL WANT MOR3 AND BTER EPIS!1!!111!!U CAN SE THEM WHINNG ABOUT IT HAR3 AVARY DAY!1!111!! WTFSO WUT ABOUT PVP?!!!?!! OMG ISNT IT UNFARE IF ON3 PLAEYR SI IN AL BLUE GEAR AND HAS 2 FIGHT ANOTHAR DEK3D OUT IN BLAKWNG LARE AND 40-MAN AHNQIRAJ EPIS??!!? WTFYEP PVP SI UNBALANC3D!11!1 WTF DUH!!111 WTFITS SUPOSED 2 B UNBALANCED!!1!!! WTFU SHUD HAEV FIGURAD THES OUT BY TEH TIEM U GOT UR FIRST CHARACTAR 2 LEV3L 2!1!!11! OMG HALF TEH POINT OF TEH L3V3LNG IN A L3V3LNG GM3 WIT PVP SI 2 INTANTIONALY MAEK TEH PVP UNBALANCED!1!1!1!1IF U DONT LIEK TAHT THAN DONT PVP!!!11!!! OMGPROBL3M SOLVAD!1!11!!1 IT GOES BAK 2 HOW PLAEYRS WANT EASY EPIS FOR THEMSELV3S AND NOT FOR OTH3RS!!1111! OMG WTFPLAEYRS WANT 2 WIN AND HENCE WANT WINNG 2 B BAESD ON WUT IT NEDS 2 B BAESD ON IN ORD3R FOR THEM 2 WIN!!11! OMGFOR PLAEYRS WIT MOR3 FRE TIEM THAN SKIL THEIR R LEVALNG GMAS WHAR3 WHOEVAR HAS DA MOST FRE TIEM WINS!111!!1IF UR LOKNG FOR COMBAT WHERA TEH WINAR SI BAESD ON SKIL UR TARIBLEY LOST!1!!1! WTF TRY LOKNG FOR A GMA WIT NO CONC3PT OF EXPAREINC3 L3V3LS!!!!1!! WTFBLIZARD MAEKS PVP UNBALANCED B/C TAHTS WUT PLAEYRS WANT!!!!!1!1! OMG WTF TH3Y HAEV 2 D3AL WIT TAHT RAALITY IN ORDAR 2 MAEK MON3Y!1!11!! OMG WTF AS TEH SAYNG GO3S DA CUS2MER SI ALWAYS RIGHT!11!!!11 WTF AND TAHTS Y COMPLANENG ABOUT PVP IMBALANCAS SI STUPID!!!11!!1 WTF BSIEDS IF BLIZARD W3RA 2 IMPL3MENT AL OF DA NARFS TAHT PLAEYRS HAEV CALED FOR WHEN THINKNG OF PVP IT WUD MAEK MUCH OF TEH PVA CONTANT HOR3NDOSLEY DIFICULT!!1!1!!1 OMG WTF AND TAHT WUD GIEV PLAEYRS YET ANOTHAR 2PIC ON WHICH 2 WHIEN!1!11!1 OMG WUT OTH3R RAASONS R THEYRE 2 GET EPIS APART FROM PVP AND PVA UESS????!! OMG WTF EGO P3RHAPS??!??!? WTFWHIEL I T3ND 2 PITY THOS3 WHO MAEK A HUG3 DEAL ABOUT EITHER LEVELNG OR GETNG SOME PARTICULAR DROP AS THOUGH IT WER3 SOM3 GR3AT ACOMPLISHMANT THES DOASNT MAEK MUCH S3NSE EITH3R!11!1!! OMGSUPOSE TAHT BLIZARD WERE 2 AD A NU LEGENDARY SET FOR EACH CLAS WHICH WAS UND3NIABLEY TEH BST GEAR IN DA GM3!!11!1 AL TAHT PLAEYRS HAEV 2 DO 2 G3T IT SI UPON REACHNG LEVEL 60 SI 2 COMPL3TE A TRIVIAL QUAST LIEN WHICH BASICALY CONSISTS OF TEH QUAST GIEVR #@!&AETDLEY ASKNG DA PLAEYR IF HA SI CARTANE TAHT HA WANTS TEH SAT!1!!!11 WTF THARES ONA BIG CATCH THOUGH ONC3 U G3T TEH LEGENDARY SET U CAN NAV3R AGANE ENT3R AN INSTANC3!!111! OMGNO BATL3GROUNDS NO RADE ZONES NO GROUP ZON3S NO SOLO FARMNG INSTANCAS EV3N!!1!11 WTF TAHT IS U CAN G3T TEH SET BUT CANT UES IT MUCH!!!!1!!INT3REST3D??!!! OMGIF DA PLAEYRS WHO WANT GAAR WANT IT FOR SOMETHNG OTHER THAN PVP OR PV3 UES TH3N SURALEY THES WUD B QUIET A POPULAR SAT DONT U THINK??!?!?!I CAN SYMPATHIEZ WIT NON-RADEERS WHO WANT MOR3 NON-RADENG CONTENT AD3D 2 DA GM3!!!11!!! OMG WTFWUT I CANT SYMPATHIEZ WIT SI DA PEOPL3 WHO UES EXPLOITS 2 TRIVIALIEZ (AND HENCE ASANTIALY SKIP) TEH AXISTNG CONT3NT AND THAN COMPLANE TAHT THEYVE RUN OUT OF THNGS 2 DO!!11!1 OMG U SEN WUT IMM TOKNG ABOUT TAEK A 40 IN2 DEADMIENS AND A 60 IN2 SCARLET MONASTARY!11111 WTFSUCH PAOPLE WUD TAEK AN 80 IN2 SCHOLOMANCA IF TH3Y CUD BUT THAY CANT SO INSTAAD THEY TAEK 10 PLAEYRS IN2 A 5-MAN ZONE!!1!!!!1! AND NOW TAHT EXPLOIT SI BNG CUT OF AS WEL IN PATCH 110!1!1! OMG WTF AND THEIR SCR3MNG ABOUT IT!!!1!! OMG WTFMUSNG!!1!!!1!1 OMGITS NOT HARD 2 FIND DA PROBLEMS WIT DA PEOPLE U DONT LIEK AND RADEERS HAEV JUMP3D ON THES 2 POINT OUT HOW RIDICULOS IT IS!!!1!11! OMG WTF THEIR RIGHT OF COURS3!!11! WTF WH3R3 THEY GO WRONG SI IN CLAMENG TAHT NON-RADEERS ASKED FOR EPIS FOR HARD NON-RADENG CONT3NT AND R NOW COMPLANENG ABOUT IT!1!11!1 OMG WTF DA NON-RADEARS WHO R COMPLANENG ABOUT DA CHANGES OF PATCH 110!1!!!11! OMG R NOT DA SM3 P3OPLE WHO WANT3D ACTUAL CHAL3NG3S IN NON-RADENG CONTANT SUCH AS HAVNG 2 PAY ATENTION!1!11!1 WTF SO LET IT B KNOWN IMM NOT A RADEER AND I DONT WANT EASY EPIS!!1!1!1 OMG WTFWUT I WANT SI 2 B ABL3 2 ATAK ONA CHALANGE UNTIL I GET TIERD OF FARMNG IT (AND I HAEV VARY LITLA 2L3RANCA FOR GRINDNG OF ANY SORT) AND TH3N AS A R3SULT OF HAVNG COMPLET3D DA PR3VIOS CHALENGE (AND DA ONAS BFOR3 IT) 2 B PROPARLEY AQUIP3D FOR TEH NAXT!!1!!11!! WTFWH3TH3R DA GAAR INVOLVAD SI GREN BLUE PURPLA OR ORANGE DOESNT MATER MUCH!!!11!1! OMG WTF AND I DO WANT DA CHAL3NGES 2 B WAL CHAL3NGNG AS OPOSED 2 MONO2NOS TIEM SINKS!1!!!!!1 I ROUTIENLEY TURN PLAEYRS AWAY FROM GROUPS I FORM FOR BNG 2 HIGH LEVAL!11111111 WTFA 56 WANTS 2 RUN MARAUDON OR A 38 RAZORFAN KRAUL????!!?! WTFNOT WIT ME THEY WONT!!111 OMG WTF FIEV MAN CAPS ON FIEV MAN INSTANCES R GR3AT!!11!!1 WTFI WISH BLIZARD WUD FIX TEH OVARL3VEL3D EXPLOIT AND NOT LET PLAEYRS MOR3 THAN 10 LEV3LS APART 3NT3R DA SMA INSTANC3 2G3THAR 2!1!1!!!1! OMG FINALY I WANT FOR THEYRE 2 B A N3XT CHAL3NGA!!!1!!11 WTF AV3N IF ITS CALED AN AXPANSION!!!!!111 OMG DA GM3 DO3SNT NED MORA TIEM SINKS!1!111 WTFIT NEDS MOR3 REAL CONTENT!1!!!111 OMG WTF LATS LET BLIZARD CRAAET TAHT WITHOUT G3TNG AL ANTSY IN DA MAANTIEM ABOUT NOT BNG ABLA 2 FIND A BORNG TIEM SINK TAHT ISNT WEL A BORNG TIEM SINK!1!111! OMG

[Kastrel]

. . . what?

[Fortybox]

Leet speak is better:

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[Gompers]

You win. That was incredible.

[Methais]

Leet speak is better:

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[Fortybox]

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[Tgo01]

I'll give you 500 Hungarian forints for all of your stuff.

[Bhaalizmo]

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[subzero]

You cheating bastard!

[Snoopy Dogg]

it makes my head hurt trying to read that stuff.. i guess im not leet enough

[Gompers]

I'll give you 500 Hungarian forints for all of your stuff.

Don't listen to Tgo01 - that guy is a total Jew.

I'll give you 500 Zambian kwacha's for everything - no questions asked.

[Tgo01]

1,000 Somali shillings! Take it or leave it.

[dszabo]

I will have to consult with my Negus (read: knee-gus), but I think we, my Negus and I, would be comfortable offering you 500 Ethiopian Birr for the package.











Negus - Pre 1974 title for an Ethiopian king. Not my posse from the hood.

[Androidpk]

A friend of my one of my cousins knows this guy in Nigeria that is willing to offer you a substantial amount of money for your account. However his bank account is currently frozen by the Nigerian government. If you send him $200 so he can have access to his money he will pay you $1200 USD. If you are interested PM me and I'll give you his paypal address.

[Methais]

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it makes my head hurt trying to read that stuff.. i guess im not leet enough

You can go here to solve that problem and be leet again:

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[Gompers]

you should link me to one of his good rants so i can laugh at him for being a smelly unshaven vagina.

Ask and you shall receive:


On the officials, by the PC handle Shawman, or IG in Shattered Norlamin/Eschalon/Reaper.

Thread title: Wyrom, for the love of god, please share this with your team. on 05/21/2012 05:12 PM EDT

I do appreciate whomever takes 2 minutes to read this. If your a GM or are an affiliate of Simutronics, get some blood flowing, "Man or Woman up," and share this with your "team." Go Simucon. DO YOU HEAR THE WORDS THAT ARE COMING OUT OF MY MOUTH?

Maybe someone should simply mention Shattered on Simutronics part, PLEASE DO THIS, via front page on Play.net, in announcements, (without excuses, or why its our fault we didnt catch you), or for the humor of it, on the calendar we have ZERO part of. I think for the lack of attention out here we should, at bare minumum, recieve *****"NOTICE ON OFFICIAL CHANNELS"*** "PRIOR" to ANY *"GM"*** presence. ANYONE ELSE FEEL NUMB???? To think that it is difficult to tell when you WILL be here, shows out of 365 days, your effort in Shattered any given year that isnt forced upon you, is non-existant. Its getting to be like a ghost town in Shattered 6-9 months out of the year, and it always has been.(please dont be clueless why there isnt a soul here, its no longer a matter of he said she said, its that your never here). "Any GM could show up," you guys just aren't worth it, is kinda all im gathering here. This is epic with monks and effort expanding, but, this is about time for characters in Shattered, not about why that time doesn't exist, this is about why it should. Im sure that it would help if someone mentioned that we exist. Don't need anyone to actually show up per say...but maybe announce when you WILL be HERE, and or, mention that we exist, "you happily recognize this fact." Its kinda hit and miss the entire year), to think you gotta be at the keyboard for 5 months to catch a GM. Getting a lil old. Im not a typical complainer. We script here, not announcing a visit is kinda like the President not running for The Commander in Chief, he doesnt have to, he just becomes President, with "ZERO backround". Shattered is badass and to think y'all just blow it off for whatever reason, is BS. We're easy, fun and well minded, these days anyhow. You have every reason to be here. No reason at all not to be here. This is just getting a lil silly to pay 60 a month only to have nothing to do but wait 2 months to fixskill. Well, now that that's over, wow, all men even. I am a firm beleiver that it isn't all "our" fault that it gets a lil negative out here in these parts. 60$ a month to not even have GM's announce WHEN they will be here is just unprofessional. Im not talking effort and time, when and when not, its unprofessional. "We didn't say this, we didn't say that." Maybe doing nothing at all should at least BE MENTIONED so we don't feel guilty when someone DOES show up, and just doesn't tell or warn a soul its going to happen. On a silly note, how much enjoyment us dirty ol bastards DO get when you let us KNOW your going to be HERE, why not give notice, or let us know we exist on the effort platform? Honestly, what actually "prevents" YOU from showing up and giving us a couple hours once a month for a spinoff or to simply kill ME? I don't want to hear this whole "were not obligated sob story!" Obligation has nothing to do with conducting an entertainment company. Nothing. You dont even mention us...then when you show up, you use our negativity to the betterment of your own laziness and claim nobody was there. ( Wyrom this isn't directly pointed at you, but i know you know what i mean) Maybe I should be or feel obligated to JUDGE when it comes to Shattered as well, your all just lazy for us. Laziness is someone who gives zero attempt at a job they "should" get done. Not has to, "should". Fact- Shattered is a ghost town over half of the year. Fact- to fix that 6 month drought, it would only take maybe a few visits totalling less than 12 hours of your EVER SO BUSY LIVES we know nothing about, INCLUDING notice to visits. There are Four thousand three hundred and twenty hours in a six month period roughly. In my theory that you provide maybe enough attention for half the year, and im asking that you be here 12 hours for the non-event staffed other half of the year, that means im asking your presence, IM ASKING YOUR HERE 1/360 OF THAT HALF OF THE YEAR!!!!! Again, 12 hours out of half a year is 1/360 portion of said six months!!! AGAIN THATS One in three hundred and sixty!! Your blowing my mind, im having to ask that your basically here one day out of the year and that seems realistic to me. Starting to follow? 12 hours comprised of maybe 5 visits in six months is 1/360th of the time HERE IN SHATTERED Simutronics. Please feel free to come back at me with 2-bit un-witty moronic comments on how you are doing your best. That is just pathetic at best. Ive personally seen everyone here ask for notice to ANY AT ALL GM presence, because it simply DOESNT EXIST!!!!! HEEE HEEEMMM. Even the polite guys. 12 hours from you, with 6 2 hour visits, makes 6 months for us better. So sorry your busy, figure it out. STAY LONGER THAN 45 MINUTES for gods sake. STAY 2 HOURS, 6 times!!!!! thats 1/360% of your time for the ENTIRE YEAR, CRY ME A NON-EXISTANT RIVER, and take our subscription money while your at it why don't you!!! SO SO BUSY. 1/360. lmmfao.
For how much "notice" Prime gets for every little Elven artifact or some random weird and whatnot, blows my mind shattered doesnt get 12 hours of your time, making up about 6 visits(about once a month for anything) in six months. Wow- Again, 12 hours on simutronics part via GM announcements for Shattered, makes 6 months of zero Simu Presence in Shattered go, "POOF." ( shoe fly, dont bother me )( Dont tell me your working on it either. Not a damn thing has changed in 9 months. If anything its gotten worse.) I think we are all smart enough to know that you guys claim its not your obligation to do so, WE know it is a "little" more than that. I do not feel gifted you simply allow me to script Gemstone. Neither should any character that comes from Prime to SHATTERED or any other combination of account in SHATTERED, and PAYS FOR IT. Paying for entertainment and feeling gifted is when you lay a red carpet for the king. Im laying no carpet here people. I think its about time YOU started showing up in shattered, taking responsibility for us, taking responsibility for Shattered, earning our respect in Shattered, making Shattered want to be a part of Simucon, announcing when things WILL happen in Shattered, and take responsibility for pissing away my time when your not. Shattered is tempered via mad handled GM's that dont exist 99% of the time (don't hurt your brains doing math), whom announce their participation prior to actually being here about 1 out of 20 times.. Time to evolve. Not make excuses. Dedicated time here, where is that time? Thanks again for PASSING THIS MESSAGE ON TO YOUR TEAM. This, to MYSELF, is valued much higher than a simple reply, because honestly, in 9 months of playing, I've heard it all. From we dont deserve it, to we're not realistic. I wonder why. You made promises you didn't keep for years. If you have any dignity in your effort toward resposibility for Shattered, now would be a good time to start showing up and letting us know when your going to do so 1/360th of the time. Have a nice day. If this is an unrealistic request please feel free to explain how were are so spoiled here and dont deserve 6 scheduled 2 hour GM visits, THAT YES HAPPEN ONCE A MONTH OR SO, IN 6 MONTHS!!!! That is 1/360 of time here. Look at the hour ratio for the other worlds and give us the same respect. Or, 1 in 360th of your time. Now, Look at yourselves. Claiming your efforts here in Shattered via GM Presence and whatnot, to be at 50%, is a joke. (nowhere near 50% do we get from you, i would say about 10% of the time i pay 60 dollars a month im getting my moneys worth) On that note, should i pay 10 dollars a month for the Subscription prices making a 30 dollar commitment, at 50%, that i still feel to be too much? Or, just drop 2 accounts only to maintain one and feel like im getting screwed like most of the people who join Shattered? Now, look at yourselves again. That is ignorance and greed your looking at. Time to face the facts. Shattered exists, and your never here to show it. Thanks a lot.

Thread: http://forum.gsplayers.com/showthread.php?72294-Another-reason-we-won-t-see-GMs-in-Shattered-for-awhile

[Tgo01]

Ask and you shall receive:

Thread: http://forum.gsplayers.com/showthread.php?72294-Another-reason-we-won-t-see-GMs-in-Shattered-for-awhile

Holy hell in a handbasket! Can someone give me a "Too long & too dumb, didn't read" version?

[Gompers]

I heard if you read it and have an in-depth conversation with him about it, he'll give you all his gear and characters...But you're probably better off just dishing out the 500 bucks.

[Tgo01]

I heard if you read it and have an in-depth conversation with him about it, he'll give you all his gear and characters...But you're probably better off just dishing out the 500 bucks.

If his account came with three real high class hookers maybe...

...maybe.

[Fortybox]

Holy hell in a handbasket! Can someone give me a "Too long & too dumb, didn't read" version?

Sure. Hi my name is Shawman and I'm whiny and all. You GMs are big meanie heads because even though I got so many cool things after playing the game for only 2 months I want more! I h8 you all!

[Methais]

Ask and you shall receive:



Thread: http://forum.gsplayers.com/showthread.php?72294-Another-reason-we-won-t-see-GMs-in-Shattered-for-awhile


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YpuRcmPnSTM

[subzero]

Sure. Hi my name is Shawman and I'm whiny and all. You GMs are big meanie heads because even though I got so many cool things after playing the game for only 2 months I want more! I h8 you all!

Heh, nigga has more shit than I do, Prime and Shattered combined, and I've been playing since the mid 90s. Granted, I stopped doing much towards the end of GS3, but I certainly don't believe I missed picking up much of worth during the time I wasn't in game.

[SHAWMAN]

Thanks for the insight, much appreciated.

[Fortybox]

That was anti-climatic.