Selling Skirmisher! AkA Denise!

[Caiylania]

Has sense of humor (or did), athletic, fun, wants to travel.

MB: 200 dollars. Euro and pounds accepted as long as you pay exchange rate.

[CrystalTears]

I bid $201!

[Miss X]

Step off. Denise is mine mine mine! I couldn't even name a price that would match what she is truely worth! :heart: :heart: :heart:

I win! ;)

[Edited on 23-7-04 by Miss X]

[Caiylania]

Nope sorry, only hard cash bids accepted.

CT is top bidder at $201.

Come on now folks!

[Artha]

$201.50!

[CrystalTears]

Ack! $210!

[Caiylania]

Alright now...... New bids have to be at least a DOLLAR over the last one. I don't deal in quarters or 50 cent pieces.

This is to provide for my daughter! Think of the baby!!!

[Caiylania]

Now there we go CT!! Good woman!!

[Kitsun]

Does she do windows?

[Caiylania]

She works Windows OS and cleans the glass kind!! How can you turn that down??

Whose in for $300??

[Kitsun]

I don't know... she can be kinda lippy at times.

[Caiylania]

She promised to behave as long as any needed counseling was provided.

[Skirmisher]

All I'm saying is I own an axe.

[Suppa Hobbit Mage]

I have a 10x db hat that I know Denise will do much for...

[Caiylania]

Hush Denise. Your axe only adds to your value.

COME ON! Bid people. I want to go out next weekend. This is buying the rounds.

[Suppa Hobbit Mage]

Don't discount the DB hat!

[Miss X]

Originally posted by Suppa Hobbit Mage
Don't discount the DB hat!

I'll do bad bad things for that hat! ;)

[Caiylania]

Putting Miss X up for auction next!

But first......

Denise is still up for bid. Auction ends tonight at midnight. That is when she turns into a pumpkin.

[Suppa Hobbit Mage]

Is there a package deal for the two of them?

[Caiylania]

Hmmm I could work on it. Make an offer!

[HarmNone]

$500 for the two of 'em!

HarmNone, protecting young ladies from nefarious man-types :D

[Artha]

I'll give you a sock full of quarters for Chica.

[Miss X]

:no:

[Artha]

Think of all the gum balls that could be bought!

[Miss X]

Think of all that talk about socialism you would have to endure if you bought me! :rah:

[Artha]

http://www.sugar-gliders.com/images/store/good-cage.jpg

The walls are socialism proof.

[Miss X]

:(

I lose.

[Artha]

It's alright, I'll feed you twice a day and buy one of those cool bottles for water that'll go on the wall.

[Miss X]

Will you get me cool toys to play with too?

[Artha]

The coolest.

[Atlanteax]

Put me down as $600 for the two.

I'll enjoy turning X into a capitalist. :flames:

[Miss X]

Ick the dreaded C word! Nooooooooooo

[Artha]

I'll give you a sock full of quarters for her after you turn her into a capitalist. Then I won't need the cage, and she can be a free-range Chica!

[Atlanteax]

Originally posted by Artha
I'll give you a sock full of quarters for her after you turn her into a capitalist. Then I won't need the cage, and she can be a free-range Chica!

I dunno... it'll depend on how kinky she is... :D

[Miss X]

....

[Artha]

:lol::lol::lol:

[Skirmisher]

Free range Chica...mmMmmm..I may have to bid. :drool:

[Artha]

I wouldn't.

http://www.wuertzfarm.com/images/knife%2010.jpg


edit: Notice, if you will, the lack of horsies.

[Edited on 7-24-2004 by Artha]

[Miss X]

That isn't the kind of fun toy I was thinking about Artha! ;)

[Bobmuhthol]

<<Notice, if you will, the lack of horsies.>>

[Atlanteax]

Originally posted by Miss X
That isn't the kind of fun toy I was thinking about Artha! ;)

I think I know which one you were thinking about though...

Miss X = :blndwhip:

"Kinky!" :rah:

[Skirmisher]

I have a whip.:beer:

[Atlanteax]

Originally posted by Skirmisher
I have a whip.:beer:

This is going to be a GREAT package deal for me then. :D

[Artha]

Alright, 2 socks full of quarters.

[Suppa Hobbit Mage]

Clearly I will have to save the women from you two.

[Atlanteax]

Less than 2.5 hours left.... :D

[Artha]

I'm so going to snipe this.

[Suppa Hobbit Mage]

The A-team is going down, I will make them an offer they cannot refuse!

[Atlanteax]

Less than 40 minutes now...

:yeahthat:

[Artha]

Snipey snipe snipe!

Last bid + $1.

[Atlanteax]

Originally posted by Artha
Snipey snipe snipe!

Last bid + $1.

Too late... you posted at 12:01.

So Caiylana... do I have to pay shipping & handling for these two lovely Ladies or is it included in my bid? :D

[Artha]

The PC is 2 minutes fast, I bid at 11:59:40 :(

[hectomaner]

Originally posted by Kitsun
Does she do windows?


OMFG LOL!!!!

sorry for the gayness but i dont even know how else to respond


p.s. i DONT do windows ;)

[Caiylania]

Sorry, Artha, have to go by PC time :/

You have to pay shipping and handling. Both ladies are required to travel first class as well (can't damage the goods you know)

When I receive payment in full (including ticket price) they are yours.

I'll even throw in water bottles for them.


Originally posted by Atlanteax

Originally posted by Artha
Snipey snipe snipe!

Last bid + $1.

Too late... you posted at 12:01.

So Caiylana... do I have to pay shipping & handling for these two lovely Ladies or is it included in my bid? :D

[Miss X]

There has been some inside trading going on, SHM made Denise and I an offer we didn't have the will power to refuse so we are his! :loveu:

Now whoring out my body for monopoly money.

[Atlanteax]

Originally posted by Miss X
There has been some inside trading going on, SHM made Denise and I an offer we didn't have the will power to refuse so we are his! :loveu:

Liar! :bleh: