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SpunGirl
07-22-2004, 12:32 AM
Some of you may remember my thread about the guy at my work who was a former DEA agent, FBI agent, real estate expert, area 51 worker, etcetera.

He got fired last week. YES.

What happened was that we were doing a special observation on the Race Book, supposedly a cashier there was playing out of his own window (definitely not allowed). The information that this might be happening was passed down to my boss from HIS boss, and our instructions were to watch the guy. Our boss also specifically stated (in an email, no less) "no contact is to be made at the property level regarding this investigation."

We had a schedule for the guy which wasn't entirely accurate, so what does idiot Lying Guy do? He calls down to the Race Book and gets the schedule for the guy. DUR. He then told three people that work with us that he did this! He also flat-out denied making the call when my boss asked him about it, so he got shitcanned. YAY.

In his final days at work, he told me about how the government spend three BILLION dollars on his treatment and recovery when he got shot 15 times in a DEA raid, and how half of his face was held together with wire. He also told me that his boxer had puppies, one of which was an albino boxer that his vet had offered him $30k for. Not only that, but some guy on the internet offered him $100k for it!!!!

He also saw a cop car chasing a guy on foot through his neighborhood and he helped tackle the guy on his own front lawn. Also, he was successfully suing his wife's doctor because her hair had not totally grown back two months after her chemo had ended, as the doctor had "promised."

Can't you see why I'm thrilled that he's been fired?!?!

:bye: to Lying Guy.

-K

Skirmisher
07-22-2004, 12:42 AM
So....you all are going steady then?

Volstock
07-22-2004, 01:11 AM
I work for the DEA part time and I'm also a secret agent. It's true ! really. I also am teh CEO of a multi trillion dollar company and I own 4 island one of which is guam. I'm also single and I saved the world atleast twice during my time on an alien ship, I convince them that the earth is teh ONLY breeding ground for giant albino humanoid ! Did I mention I have lunch with the pope every tuesday and the Dali lama every thursday ?.....:yeahthat:

By the way I'm typing this on my super computer I'm trying to develop for NASA.

Atlanteax
07-22-2004, 01:22 AM
John Kerry wasn't in the DEA, was he?

I knew it! The lying bastard...

:spin:

Blazing247
07-22-2004, 01:25 AM
You should've been like, "I bet that's the same type of rookie move that got your ass shot in the DEA. Well, at least you can retire off your $100k puppy. Oh, by the way, stop smoking crack."

Did he touch a finger to his lips when he said three BILLION dollars? If he really said this shit, I can't believe you kept a straight face. I would've called his ass on it a long time ago and made his life miserable until he quit. Lesson: Don't pretend to be what you're not.

HarmNone
07-22-2004, 03:29 AM
Hee! Justice is sometimes so enjoyable! :D

HarmNone hopes the 30K canine pees on this guy

Caiylania
07-22-2004, 07:24 AM
<3 Drink spitter posts. hehe. :beer:

Parkbandit
07-22-2004, 08:06 AM
Originally posted by Volstock
I work for the DEA part time and I'm also a secret agent. It's true ! really. I also am teh CEO of a multi trillion dollar company and I own 4 island one of which is guam. I'm also single and I saved the world atleast twice during my time on an alien ship, I convince them that the earth is teh ONLY breeding ground for giant albino humanoid ! Did I mention I have lunch with the pope every tuesday and the Dali lama every thursday ?.....:yeahthat:

By the way I'm typing this on my super computer I'm trying to develop for NASA.

People don't type on a super computer... it's so super it has perfect voice recognition. God.. you're so stupid.

Tsa`ah
07-22-2004, 08:14 AM
You never told us you worked with Klaive.

Parkbandit
07-22-2004, 08:15 AM
LMAO...

What else is he going to do with his 234 IQ? Use it for GOOD?

:D

Weedmage Princess
07-22-2004, 09:08 AM
Originally posted by Tsa`ah
You never told us you worked with Klaive.

LMAO :lol:

DeV
07-22-2004, 10:33 AM
What. A. Loser.

Weedmage Princess
07-22-2004, 10:56 AM
I actually find people like that amusing. It's hard to keep track of their lies, so eventually they'll botch something...then you can be like "...but didn't you say?" and watch them squirm.

Czeska
07-22-2004, 11:15 AM
I'd reply, but my witness protection contract forbids me to speak on such matters.

Myshel
07-22-2004, 11:44 AM
Your gonna miss him. I love the psychos at work, now who are you going to roll your eyes at and have a common enemy with your co-workers? I hope its not you.:O

Skirmisher
07-22-2004, 11:54 AM
Sure!

I still miss the kooky guy we used to call Demon-Man who would come into the one branch I worked at every week and tell us about all the demons he had seen that week.

Great fun for me, I would just ask him all kinds of questions as if it were totally normal bird watching or something and he would give tremendous details but some of the girls were a bit weirded out by him.

Alas Demon-Man has passed on, but his memory remains.:beer:

Snapp
07-22-2004, 12:57 PM
I think Myshel's right. The sketchy people at work make it fun. Talking about their latest escapades makes for great gossip.

Drew2
07-22-2004, 01:38 PM
Originally posted by Snapp
I think Myshel's right. The sketchy people at work make it fun. Talking about their latest escapades makes for great gossip.

You queen.

Nakiro
07-22-2004, 03:44 PM
:clap:

Caiylania
07-23-2004, 08:49 AM
Our best one at the hotel was escapades of "Brook" as she shall be named.

Every friggin day, it was some new hot soldier she had picked up (or been picked up by) and where, how long, what way, they had sex. If some of the shit she did was possible, then she should be in the guiness book.

Luckily she tamed herself when bosses and guests were in ear shot. but it was like hearing a porn channel the way she talked.

SpunGirl
07-23-2004, 08:57 AM
Ew... talk about walking herpes infestation.

-K

Caiylania
07-23-2004, 09:01 AM
If what she said was true, all of that post would have been infected *cackle*