That Jay
10-29-2012, 05:16 PM
AUCTION! Cash only. No silvers! Once, Twice, SOLD format!
ALL bids MUST be emailed to UninvitedX@aol.com (for bookkeeping purposes.)
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Trvial: Minimum bid of $10 each.
a large steel mesh sack
(Scripted with spring auto-closures. Ex. "Sliding the lever on the side of your steel mesh sack, you can feel tension increasing against the lever. The metal plates at the top of the sack slide away, revealing the opening." "Suddenly the opening on your steel mesh sack snaps shut with a loud *CLICK*!")
a fragrant rosewood kit "In the rosewood kit you see a jar of thick white salve, a glass leech-filled jar, a thick bar of lye soap, a rounded steel canister, a small glass bottle of oil and a polished silver key."
(Several UNIQUELY scripted items in a lockable container. Ex. "After a moment of scratching at your skin, you liberally pour some of the pungent oil onto your flesh and smear it in. A momentary flash of pain infuses your skin, but you are quite sure it is worth it to avoid bug bites." "You thrust your canister out towards anyone standing too close to you, attempting to fend off any bugs from latching onto your person." "Tapping the canister to loosen any powder from the miniscule holes at the top of the lid, you raise it and begin shaking it over your head liberally. A heavy coating of pungent white powder rains down and covers your hair and face, and you cough lightly while you work it into your scalp. That should keep those lice away!" "Finding an exposed patch of skin, you vigorously rub the dry bar of lye soap upon your flesh! Unfortunately, you realize it is highly uneffective without water and simply end up coating your now red skin in a layer of pungent soap flakes." "Prying off the lid, you stick your finger into the jar and gather a liberal amount of thick, white salve. After smearing it on, you close the jar." "Pain pries off the lid on her jar and dips her fingers into the murky liquid to retrieve a glistening leech. As she pulls back her hand, her finger is clutched by a slippery and fat specimen. After applying it to the appropriate area for a small amount of time, she pulls the leech off and places it back in the jar.")
a dour steely-gazed raven with a beautiful blue-black plumage
(Wearable. Changes feature if not wearing a conflicting item. Ex. "He has a dour steely-gazed raven perched on his shoulder.")
a swirled rainbow glass rod
(NOVELTY shocking rod. When rubbed with a skin it generates a static charge that can be released at people. Ex. "Pain briskly rubs the pelt along the length of her rainbow glass rod. Miniature sparks leap along the rod where the pelt touches it and a faint crackling can be heard." "Pain waves her rainbow glass rod near you. Suddenly, a large blue spark jumps from the rod to your body, causing you to twitch and making your hair stand on end! You briefly lose feeling in your body, but you shake off the effects after a few moments.")
a translucent carved glass rod
(Yet another shocking rod.)
a star-shaped multihued candy tin
(Fills with random candy 1x a day when rubbed. Ex. "You rub your multihued candy tin. Odd, the multihued candy tin suddenly seems a little heavier. The multihued candy tin is no longer empty." "In the multihued candy tin you see a piece of winterberry candy, a piece of tart lemon candy, a piece of blaestonberry candy, a piece of rum-flavored candy, a piece of blaestonberry candy and a piece of smastanberry candy."
a slim red velvet-bound tome
(Scripted belt worn book. Can be tossed at people. Ex. "Pain glances at you for a moment before tossing her velvet-bound tome at you! You aren't quick enough to evade the velvet-bound tome, and wince as it strikes the side of your head." etc.)
an ancient velvet covered journal "Bound in fabric the color of freshly spilled blood, the velvet's nap has been worn away in several places from frequent handling. A glance inside reveals it to be a journal of some sort comprised mainly of a long list of adventurer's names and dates. While several have been scratched out only to be entered again later, others have tiny skulls inked beside them. The silvergilt title on the spine reads, "Deathwishes Fulfilled.""
(scripted book)
a corked glass phial containing a dark viscous substance "In the Common language, it reads ~Bad Medicine~"
(Perfume. "You sniff delicately at the glass phial, and detect the faint scent of brimstone and treacle overlaying a pungent olfactory tour of a charnel house." "Pain has equal parts of eye-watering brimstone and cloying sugary treacle reeking about her. The co-mingled scents try valiantly, but ultimately fail to mask lingering traces of fresh offal and other not-so-fresh products of a charnel house.")
a sanded mistwood heater case "In the mistwood heater case you see an ora femur bone mold, a dark silver figure-shaped mold, a bone-inlaid grey ora candy heater and a polished obsidian child mold."
(Chocolate molds and heater. Add chocolate. Make creepy treats. Eat babies! They are Atkin's friendly!)
a transparent crystal sphere "Faint reflections of your surroundings shimmer off the smooth, perfect curve of the crystal sphere."
(Lets you spot hidden or invisible persons in the area when GAZED into. Ex. "Concentrating upon the crystal, you expand your awareness outward. A faint tingling on the back of your neck makes you aware that someone concealed from view is present. Within the crystal, you briefly glimpse the image of an erithian man with craggy, snow-white skin.")
a cobweb-covered jet black spidersilk cloak edged with silver silk trim "The fabric of the cloak is liberally draped with cobwebs and trailing bits of tattered spidersilk. Insect legs, wings, and carapaces are hung throughout the webs, grisly remnants of a spider's last meal. The cloak is clasped at the neck with a raven black spider-shaped clasp."
(Scripted spider cloak with activated and ambient emotes, Ex. "Sensing your intent, a swarm of tiny spiders suddenly appears from beneath the folds of your spidersilk cloak and seals the opening in the cloak with their silk." "Sensing your intent, a swarm of tiny spiders suddenly appears from beneath the folds of your spidersilk cloak and weaves an opening in the silk.")
a pair of gleaming white fangs that glisten whenever they catch the light
(GHULE scripted fangs, Ex. "You run the tip of your tongue over the point of one of your fangs." "You flash an evil grin, making sure the tips of your fangs are visible.")
a scorched blackened wig "This expertly crafted wig is made of heavily scorched, soot-blackened hair that sticks up in patches of stiff tendrils where it is not completely burnt away to expose a pale liver-spotted pate beneath."
(Changes hairstyle to "She has heavily scorched, soot-blackened hair that sticks up in patches of stiff tendrils where it is not completely burnt away to expose a pale liver-spotted pate beneath.")
a large sack "In the sack you see a flagon, an elongated murky glass bottle, a goose-necked glass alembic, a hazy green potion, a dark blue potion, a vessel, a chalice, a hazy green potion, a tall glass of warm milk and a jug of rat poison."
(Bloodrot disease POISON! When drunk it has a chance to inflict the bloodrot disease that can only be cured with an alchemical potion. Show on the jug of rat poison "Bearing the simple two tone beige and brown color scheme common among ceramic containers of homemade backwoods brews and stoppered with a crudely cut cork there is no chance that this jug might be mistaken for such a chest-hair-growing libation because a large skull and crossbones adorns its face. On the reverse, a dead rat is depicted flat on its back, four rodent-y legs pointing towards the heavens, with "X's" drawn over its eyes. A label is tied to the jug's neck with a piece of twine cording. There appears to be something written on it." "In the Common language, it reads: "P O I S O N ! ! D O N O T D R I N K ! !"")
an austere raven black wool cotehardie with bone toggles and knotwork loops from neck to hemline
(Scripted NALEA gown)
a field vivisection kit /a sturdy butcher block table deeply scored and darkly stained from heavy use
(Converts from one to the other. The former when worn, the latter when placed on the ground. Hidden pocket and small silver holder.)
a smooth glass vial
(Wearable scripted holy water with scripts that references your deity, Ex. "You sprinkle some oil from your vial all around you, annointing the ground in the name of Mularos.")
a back-laced midnight black crushed velvet bodice with elegant silver trim "Perched on top of the black velvet bodice is constructed from what appears to be a mix and match of broken bones is a miniature skeleton. The bones are drilled through and threaded with brass wire with an oversized ivory skull. Clasped within the bony arms is a tiny veil iron skeleton key."
(Scripted bodice with skull locking mechanism that one must WHISPER "Suffering" to unlock, Ex. "The skeletal eyes flash ominously as you tug at the skull to open your black velvet bodice as tiny skeletal arms hold it closed." "As you whisper the password to the ivory white skull, one of its arms unfreezes and swings out carrying a veil iron key. It carefully inserts it into the lock and with a *click* it opens!")
a twisted barbed wire band
(+5 MANA RECOVERY, lots of charges, not crumbly)
a floor-length raven black wool skirt belted with troll clavicle bones that ride low on the hips
(Scripted pocketed leg-worn, small amount for several items, Ex. "You fastidiously pick some lint off your black wool skirt." "You smooth out a wrinkle on your black wool skirt." Etc.)
some black linen casting gloves with silvery sigils
(Scripted spell-casting gloves)
some inky black leather boots with tall spiked heels
(Absolutely stupid scripted and pocketed shoes, Ex. "You teeter slightly as you briefly step out of one of your black leather boots and reach down to rub your aching foot, wincing with the pain. With an effort, you shove your foot back into your boot" etc.)
an onyx-inlaid round mithril brooch "The brooch bears a small circular slot which looks like it would fit a gold ring"
(5 gold ring holding pinworn)
an encircled pentacle talisman of woven strips of dark rowan
(Wearable perfume holder "Pain withdraws what appears to be a tiny perfume stopper from her pentacle talisman. With deft movements, she dabs the slender glass wand behind each ear before returning it to the talisman.")
a small metal device
(Finger worn novelty shock buzzer, Ex. "Pain reaches out and takes your hand, shaking it vigorously. You feel something cold and hard press against your palm. Suddenly a loud *bzzzzzzzzzt* emanates from your clasped hands! Your arm vibrates wildly, causing you to jump and your eyes to grow wide!" "You carefully wind your metal device." "The is already wound as tightly as possible.")
a grey tattooed gaunt hairless kitten "A pitiful gaze of deep black eyes stare in wordless entreaty from stark hollows. Across the length of this small shivering kitten the skin is stretched taut over its frame as if its fleshy covering was two sizes too small for its body. Each rib can be clearly seen and the cat's tiny heart is visible beating just below the surface in a frenzied state. The kitten bears a full body tattoo diagramming its internal organs and a pale jagged scar down its sternum."
(Scripted PET KITTEN. Comes in "a crude silk sack weighed down with rocks tied to its hempen drawstrings" Ex. "Pain carefully lifts the kitten by the scruff of its neck and then tucks it gently into the crook of her arm." "Pain pets a grey tattooed gaunt hairless kitten. Pain's gaunt hairless kitten looks up at her adoringly and purrs gently." etc.)
a tattooed hairless dead kitten "The kitten's eyes are blank and helpless in the grip of death. The skin is stretched taut over its frame as if its fleshy covering was two sizes too small for its body. Each rib can be clearly seen, and the cat's tiny heart can be seen sitting motionless beneath the slightly translucent skin of its malnourished body. The kitten bears a full body tattoo diagramming its internal organs and a pale jagged scar down its sternum."
(Scripted DEAD KITTEN. Comes in "a crude silk sack weighed down with rocks tied to its hempen drawstrings" Ex. "Pain rolls her hairless dead kitten over onto its back, but after a moment's consideration she returns the kitten to its original position." "Pain gives her hairless dead kitten a warm hug, causing a hideous dark substance to ooze out all over her shoulder." etc.)
a small child's skull
(Pocketed for a couple of very small items, Ex. "Pain just opened a small child's skull. Pain removes a rotted oddly-shaped brain from in her child's skull." Comes with a free brain!)
a wire-wreathed yellowed skull censer
(Wearable. Incense holder.)
a silvery maoral box
(Lockable confetti box)
a gold-plated crown of thorns
(Be Jesus with bling.)
a furry grey mastiff charm
(Altered garbage eating goat pin)
a tiny piece of humanoid-shaped urnon
(Scripted piece of urnon that changes shapes.)
a copper-hued dead snake with brilliantly polished scales
(Dead pet. Scripted)
an ornate diamond-patterned white and blue dead watersnake
(Dead pet. Scripted)
a raven's wing black backpack with a fringe of skull-shaped bone beads
(Spider scripted. Ex. "Pain lightly taps the clasp of her backpack. A tiny black spider crawls out and quickly begins to weave a thick glistening web around the clasp, fastening it securely closed." "Pain brushes her finger gently against a tiny black spider on her black backpack. It obediently unravels its webbed lock, allowing the clasp to spring open.")
a blackened forked yew broomstick "The handle of this broom is an unfinished yew branch still bearing most of its bark and ending in a fork similar to a divining rod. Although that may be its function, the fork is at the right height to enable the broomstick to be used as a makeshift crutch should circumstances warrant. A crude depiction of a dagger pierced heart is carved into the charred wood just above the bound bristles which also bear the marks of some past conflagration."
(Scripted. Ex. "Pain holds her forked yew broomstick between her legs and runs around in a circle, laughing maniacally." "Pain uses her forked yew broomstick to sweep up a bit of debris on the floor." "Pain leans on her forked yew broomstick. The bristles bend slightly from her weight." etc.)
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Lesser: Minimum bid $30 each.
a shrunken gremlin head "The pallid skin has been pulled tight on the head, which appears once to have belonged to a gremlin. The head has silky black hair and a pinched nose. Copper stitches have been sewn along the neck and eyelids of the head. The stitches are coated with a layer of brownish-black crust composed of blood and dirt."
(Scripted "thief-catcher", I think it bites and diseases someone that tries to steal from the container it is in, but more importantly it has neat ambient scripts like these! Ex. "The sound of a hacking cough emits from Pain's black wool skirt." "A violent scream emits from Pain's black wool skirt!" etc. Also various icky scripts when manipulated.)
a folded black canvas tent
(Greater tent, creature proof, holds more people. Description when set up: Exterior - "a conical black canvas tent trimmed with fetish charms and shamanistic totems", Interior- "[NAME's Tent] Warped witchwood support rods criss-cross in a woven lattice array to hold up midnight black canvas that rises to a small smoke hole at the very peak of the tent. On all sides, crude runes adorn the walls, inked with a red paint of suspect origin that still seems vaguely moist. Shrunken heads, eternally silenced by sutures of twine, dangle from the tent ties. The ground is composed of a fine layer of crushed bone, and the structure smells faintly of decay. You also see a tent flap.")
a curse doll "You see a curse doll. It has beady black button eyes and a roughly-stitched red yarn frown. Its flimsy limbs have been stuffed with cotton. Sharp bone pins have been stabbed into its tiny body."
(Scripted VOODOO DOLL. Wave it a victim to set, then poke the doll and the victim will feel it for three tries even if the victim is some distance away. Ex. "Pain stabs her pin deep into her doll's back! You suddenly feel a sharp stabbing pain in your back!")
a branding iron "The branding iron is about twelve inches long and comprised of a strange dark alloy, the surface of which swims and ripples under ambient light. A number of small perforations surround the circular shaft. Near the bottom of the handle, which is wrapped in heavy leather, the words "Load Here" have been graven into the metal. The tip is rounded and flattened on the end."
(Fill with gold wands. Wave at bleeding victims and it staunches the bleeding by branding them. Ex. "He has moderate bleeding from his neck. He is bleeding profusely from the neck." "As Pain waves the branding iron smoke pours from holes on the side and the tip begins glow red hot." "Pain takes her branding iron and jabs the superheated metal into your open wound. You let out a scream as the hot iron sizzles against your flesh, which begins to smoke and burn. The sensation sets your nerves aflame with blinding white agony, but somehow you manage to retain consciousness through the excruciating procedure. At last, the wound is blackened and sealed, but the pain is slow to recede." etc.)
a silver ash mudpuppy figurine "The sinuous body of the small amphibian and the rectangle-toothed gear upon which it perches have been carved from a single piece of silver ash wood. Ferny gills fan out around the mud puppy's face like so much drifting seaweed as it looks curiously upward."
(Lets you WHISPER things to it which it translates into GNOME, Ex. "You whisper to your mudpuppy figurine. After a short pause, the figurine says something in the Gnomish language.")
some lustrous slashed vultite bodyleathers molded with feminine contours
(+20, FEMALE only, double leathers, DISRUPTION flared, with DYHNE activated and ambient scripts, Ex. "Pain runs a finger languidly along her bodysuit just beneath her ribcage. In response, tears in the leather begin to close. Barely visible along the inside edges of each rapidly sealing cut are rows of tiny molars! With an eerie finality, there is a sound similar to grinding teeth and the armor is unbroken once more." "Pain bows her head for a moment and then looks up. Without fanfare, her features have changed to the comforting motherly aspect of a harmless old woman. She smiles with disarming warmth but her eyes remain as cold and unfeeling as gravestones.")
a pitch black cloth sack "In the black cloth sack you see a skein of purple yarn, a skein of pink yarn, a skein of green yarn, a skein of blue yarn, a skein of black yarn, a skein of orange yarn and some knitting needles."
(UNLIMITED knitting needles with full set of designs and several yarns. Yarns must be replaced when used and are for sale in several shops)
a tear-shaped selanthan bloodjewel
(Ambient scripted FOREHEAD gem, Ex. "You position a tear-shaped selanthan bloodjewel between your eyes so that it casts a sparkling crimson sheen across your face." "The selanthan bloodjewel on your forehead dims drastically as a cloud of darkness roils deep within the gem. After a moment, it fades, returning to its normal state.")
a drakar-tipped braided leather whip
(Belt wearable scripted +20 whip with FIRE flares AND GRAPPLING SCRIPT, Ex. "You wildly swing a drakar-tipped braided leather whip around your head, snapping it with a mighty *CRACK*!" "You coil up the whip and attach it to your belt.")
a blackened gnarled orase runestaff capped with a preserved clawed six-fingered hand
(+20, DISRUPTION flared, scripted runestaff, Ex. "As Pain waves her orase runestaff through the air, a banner of vibrant, blood red luminescence streams out behind it. Colorful splatters of sickly yellow pus, pale green bile and viscera shimmer across the blood red surface of the banner, winding their way through a broken ribcage. After a moment, the banner fades away." "As Pain brandishes her orase runestaff, lines of vibrant, blood red luminescence flow from the tip to spell out "Payment first! Or DIE quietly!" The lettering hangs briefly in midair before fading away" etc.)
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Greater: Minimum bid $100 each.
a veniom-edged toy gnome smith bank "The bank is basically a small box topped by a three-dimensional scene, all crafted in metal. The jointed toy gnome smith figure seems poised to move. There's a narrow slot, just the right size for coins, on the side. It looks as if you could PUSH your bank, to feed some silvers into it."
(Scripted bank that changes description occasionally, lets you fill it with small amounts of silver and then when full you CAN DEPOSIT THE SILVER TO YOUR BANK FROM ANYWHERE, Ex. "Pain pushes some coins into her bank. With each coin you hear the sound of a spring tightening, followed by a "clink". "Pain continues to feed silvers into her bank. As more coins drop in, the little smith strikes the shiny ingot on his anvil with a metallic "ding!" The apprentice pulls the bellows while cut-out flame shapes move up and down in the forge, crudely imitating a roaring blaze.")
a carved mossbark longbow
(Metamorhic +35 longbow with five moon-themed descriptions and shows, and HEAVILY SIGHTED, Ex. "Inlays of dark lapis lazuli form a night sky along the upper limb of the longbow. Flecks of mica arch into The Gates constellation, but it is dwarfed by the large grey-swirled pearlescent representation of Lornon. Dark streaks of crimson threaten to overwhelm the grey pearl moon, and a blood-red ruby ring glimmers around it. Along the lower limb, a winter-barren oak tree has been carved, its limbs casting darkened ruby shadows across an inlaid ebonwood ground. You also notice a small enchanter's glyph. There appears to be something written on it. "In the Common language, it reads: Moonshadow")
a dark crystal "Looking into the crystal you see the distorted image of a figure dressed in an austere black robe."
(Neckworn GLAMOR feature hider, can cycle between different "colors"; black, sable, grey, brown, ebon, or dark "As you rub your dark crystal the air around you seems to waver slightly as the glamour spell takes effect." "You see a tall, slender figure with features hidden by a deeply hooded, austere black robe." "As you touch your dark crystal it flickers momentarily and the color of the robed figure seen inside changes." etc.)
an engraved white ora wand "The wand is made of pure white ora. Holy runes twist along its surface, and at the end is engraved the symbol of Lorminstra."
(1x a day RAISE DEAD wand. Still need to 308 to the corpse. I carry a supply of 308 cleric imbued gems.)
a sharp drakar skinning knife
(Skinning knife. ADDS hidden bonus to skinning. Not the spell. Ex. "The fine edge of Pain's skinning knife gleams brightly as she begins skinning the giant rat. Pain skinned a giant rat, yielding a rat pelt.")
a narrow-bladed pale blue katana inked with religious sigils "You glance at a narrow-bladed pale blue katana inked with religious sigils. The weapon is exceptionally crafted by skilled hands. The katana is polished and graceful. Curiously, written upon it in flowing Erithian script is the name "Mist". Truly, this weapon was constructed by a master craftsman."
(+27, natural katana HEAVY weighing, TGARA scripts, Ex. "You reverently lay your katana across both palms and bow to it. You weigh it within your hands for a moment then grasp it with one hand and sight down its length, carefully assessing it. Satisfied, you nod and return it to your side." "Moving into a back stance, with your front leg straight while resting your weight upon your back leg, you raise your katana so that it is parallel to your right cheek. Ever so slowly, as you release a steady breath, you move your left hand, with only two fingers raised, across the length of the blade and hold the position with perfect poise." etc.)
a crimson-flecked urglaes pavis bound with alexandrite edging
(The Empath pavis from the PROFESSION PAVIS set. It casts BRIGHTS when raised using the caster's mana. It can be changed to the spell of another pavis if the bearer is in the same group but reverts when not in the group. It is +27 (I forget and it has one doozy or a story loresong that does not let me know). If anyone is interested in bidding we can test it. "You carefully turn the rune inside the pavis and as you do so, the surface liquifies. The pavis ripples through the entire spectrum of colors until finally returning to its original state. Setting rune to Brights." "As Pain raises her pavis a wisp of magical essence rises from the surface. Tendrils of energy reach out from the essence and encircle her. A bright luminescence surrounds Pain." This thread has the story. http://forum.gsplayers.com/archive/index.php/t-26588.html)
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Epic: Minimum bid $300 each.
a thin brown leather quiver "This thin, brown leather quiver is slender--seemingly almost too slender to be very much use at holding arrows. The leather is a deep brown, supple and rich, and bears a small, leaf-shaped stamp on one side. A cover of hard leather, secured by a small silver fastener, protects the contents of the quiver."
(THE DUPLICATING QUIVER. Arrow AND bolts. Put one arrow inside and when you PULL ARROW or PULL BOLT, it duplicates the arrow/bolt within the quiver making it an UNLIMITED SUPPLY of arrows or bolts for immediate use. You cannot keep the generated arrows or bolts because if not fired or after being fire, they dissolve into vapor. THIS IS THE ULTIMATE ARCHER ITEM. Unlike an E-bow, it cannot be disarmed or dropped upon death (but like everything else, will fall off upon decay). Change arrows as you need. Need to hit something undead? Put one blessed arrow inside and VOILA, an unlimited supply of blessed arrows! Need to hunt something vulnerable to fire? Put a fire flared arrow inside and BINGO! Get one arrow enchanted via PP to 10x and you will never need a special bow again. NOTE: a sack of several different arrows of different types will also be provided to the winner. If you are an archer you want this. If you own this, this is reason alone to start an archer. Ex. "You put your arrow into the slot, carefully positioning it so that it points towards the base of the quiver." "As you grab the arrow and pull it from the quiver, another exact copy appears in its place." "The arrow in your hand dissolves into vapor.")
an etched dusky grey runestone
(Empath only runestone. Summons a unique spirit servant (a dusky vaporous spirit "Tiny crystalline structures glitter throughout the spirit's translucent grey form, tracing silvery patterns reminiscent of hoarfrost. A dusky haze flows from its limbs and roils like fog along the ground around it. Two large, night-black eyes dominate the spirit's vaporous face and glisten with cool intelligence." ) with incredibly annoying ambient scripts that people always think is GM related (A chorus of softly singing voices drifts across your mind, completely bypassing your ears.). HEALS EVERYONE IN THE ROOM (including scars) 1x a day when 1125 is cast at the spirit. Ex. "Pain gestures at a dusky vaporous spirit. A wave of silvery vapor ripples outward from the vaporous spirit. The thin fog envelops you, pricking along your skin with a sensation just short of chill. Warmth pulses through your veins in response, and you feel your flesh knit smoothly together. The mist recedes, leaving you refreshed and whole
ALL bids MUST be emailed to UninvitedX@aol.com (for bookkeeping purposes.)
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Trvial: Minimum bid of $10 each.
a large steel mesh sack
(Scripted with spring auto-closures. Ex. "Sliding the lever on the side of your steel mesh sack, you can feel tension increasing against the lever. The metal plates at the top of the sack slide away, revealing the opening." "Suddenly the opening on your steel mesh sack snaps shut with a loud *CLICK*!")
a fragrant rosewood kit "In the rosewood kit you see a jar of thick white salve, a glass leech-filled jar, a thick bar of lye soap, a rounded steel canister, a small glass bottle of oil and a polished silver key."
(Several UNIQUELY scripted items in a lockable container. Ex. "After a moment of scratching at your skin, you liberally pour some of the pungent oil onto your flesh and smear it in. A momentary flash of pain infuses your skin, but you are quite sure it is worth it to avoid bug bites." "You thrust your canister out towards anyone standing too close to you, attempting to fend off any bugs from latching onto your person." "Tapping the canister to loosen any powder from the miniscule holes at the top of the lid, you raise it and begin shaking it over your head liberally. A heavy coating of pungent white powder rains down and covers your hair and face, and you cough lightly while you work it into your scalp. That should keep those lice away!" "Finding an exposed patch of skin, you vigorously rub the dry bar of lye soap upon your flesh! Unfortunately, you realize it is highly uneffective without water and simply end up coating your now red skin in a layer of pungent soap flakes." "Prying off the lid, you stick your finger into the jar and gather a liberal amount of thick, white salve. After smearing it on, you close the jar." "Pain pries off the lid on her jar and dips her fingers into the murky liquid to retrieve a glistening leech. As she pulls back her hand, her finger is clutched by a slippery and fat specimen. After applying it to the appropriate area for a small amount of time, she pulls the leech off and places it back in the jar.")
a dour steely-gazed raven with a beautiful blue-black plumage
(Wearable. Changes feature if not wearing a conflicting item. Ex. "He has a dour steely-gazed raven perched on his shoulder.")
a swirled rainbow glass rod
(NOVELTY shocking rod. When rubbed with a skin it generates a static charge that can be released at people. Ex. "Pain briskly rubs the pelt along the length of her rainbow glass rod. Miniature sparks leap along the rod where the pelt touches it and a faint crackling can be heard." "Pain waves her rainbow glass rod near you. Suddenly, a large blue spark jumps from the rod to your body, causing you to twitch and making your hair stand on end! You briefly lose feeling in your body, but you shake off the effects after a few moments.")
a translucent carved glass rod
(Yet another shocking rod.)
a star-shaped multihued candy tin
(Fills with random candy 1x a day when rubbed. Ex. "You rub your multihued candy tin. Odd, the multihued candy tin suddenly seems a little heavier. The multihued candy tin is no longer empty." "In the multihued candy tin you see a piece of winterberry candy, a piece of tart lemon candy, a piece of blaestonberry candy, a piece of rum-flavored candy, a piece of blaestonberry candy and a piece of smastanberry candy."
a slim red velvet-bound tome
(Scripted belt worn book. Can be tossed at people. Ex. "Pain glances at you for a moment before tossing her velvet-bound tome at you! You aren't quick enough to evade the velvet-bound tome, and wince as it strikes the side of your head." etc.)
an ancient velvet covered journal "Bound in fabric the color of freshly spilled blood, the velvet's nap has been worn away in several places from frequent handling. A glance inside reveals it to be a journal of some sort comprised mainly of a long list of adventurer's names and dates. While several have been scratched out only to be entered again later, others have tiny skulls inked beside them. The silvergilt title on the spine reads, "Deathwishes Fulfilled.""
(scripted book)
a corked glass phial containing a dark viscous substance "In the Common language, it reads ~Bad Medicine~"
(Perfume. "You sniff delicately at the glass phial, and detect the faint scent of brimstone and treacle overlaying a pungent olfactory tour of a charnel house." "Pain has equal parts of eye-watering brimstone and cloying sugary treacle reeking about her. The co-mingled scents try valiantly, but ultimately fail to mask lingering traces of fresh offal and other not-so-fresh products of a charnel house.")
a sanded mistwood heater case "In the mistwood heater case you see an ora femur bone mold, a dark silver figure-shaped mold, a bone-inlaid grey ora candy heater and a polished obsidian child mold."
(Chocolate molds and heater. Add chocolate. Make creepy treats. Eat babies! They are Atkin's friendly!)
a transparent crystal sphere "Faint reflections of your surroundings shimmer off the smooth, perfect curve of the crystal sphere."
(Lets you spot hidden or invisible persons in the area when GAZED into. Ex. "Concentrating upon the crystal, you expand your awareness outward. A faint tingling on the back of your neck makes you aware that someone concealed from view is present. Within the crystal, you briefly glimpse the image of an erithian man with craggy, snow-white skin.")
a cobweb-covered jet black spidersilk cloak edged with silver silk trim "The fabric of the cloak is liberally draped with cobwebs and trailing bits of tattered spidersilk. Insect legs, wings, and carapaces are hung throughout the webs, grisly remnants of a spider's last meal. The cloak is clasped at the neck with a raven black spider-shaped clasp."
(Scripted spider cloak with activated and ambient emotes, Ex. "Sensing your intent, a swarm of tiny spiders suddenly appears from beneath the folds of your spidersilk cloak and seals the opening in the cloak with their silk." "Sensing your intent, a swarm of tiny spiders suddenly appears from beneath the folds of your spidersilk cloak and weaves an opening in the silk.")
a pair of gleaming white fangs that glisten whenever they catch the light
(GHULE scripted fangs, Ex. "You run the tip of your tongue over the point of one of your fangs." "You flash an evil grin, making sure the tips of your fangs are visible.")
a scorched blackened wig "This expertly crafted wig is made of heavily scorched, soot-blackened hair that sticks up in patches of stiff tendrils where it is not completely burnt away to expose a pale liver-spotted pate beneath."
(Changes hairstyle to "She has heavily scorched, soot-blackened hair that sticks up in patches of stiff tendrils where it is not completely burnt away to expose a pale liver-spotted pate beneath.")
a large sack "In the sack you see a flagon, an elongated murky glass bottle, a goose-necked glass alembic, a hazy green potion, a dark blue potion, a vessel, a chalice, a hazy green potion, a tall glass of warm milk and a jug of rat poison."
(Bloodrot disease POISON! When drunk it has a chance to inflict the bloodrot disease that can only be cured with an alchemical potion. Show on the jug of rat poison "Bearing the simple two tone beige and brown color scheme common among ceramic containers of homemade backwoods brews and stoppered with a crudely cut cork there is no chance that this jug might be mistaken for such a chest-hair-growing libation because a large skull and crossbones adorns its face. On the reverse, a dead rat is depicted flat on its back, four rodent-y legs pointing towards the heavens, with "X's" drawn over its eyes. A label is tied to the jug's neck with a piece of twine cording. There appears to be something written on it." "In the Common language, it reads: "P O I S O N ! ! D O N O T D R I N K ! !"")
an austere raven black wool cotehardie with bone toggles and knotwork loops from neck to hemline
(Scripted NALEA gown)
a field vivisection kit /a sturdy butcher block table deeply scored and darkly stained from heavy use
(Converts from one to the other. The former when worn, the latter when placed on the ground. Hidden pocket and small silver holder.)
a smooth glass vial
(Wearable scripted holy water with scripts that references your deity, Ex. "You sprinkle some oil from your vial all around you, annointing the ground in the name of Mularos.")
a back-laced midnight black crushed velvet bodice with elegant silver trim "Perched on top of the black velvet bodice is constructed from what appears to be a mix and match of broken bones is a miniature skeleton. The bones are drilled through and threaded with brass wire with an oversized ivory skull. Clasped within the bony arms is a tiny veil iron skeleton key."
(Scripted bodice with skull locking mechanism that one must WHISPER "Suffering" to unlock, Ex. "The skeletal eyes flash ominously as you tug at the skull to open your black velvet bodice as tiny skeletal arms hold it closed." "As you whisper the password to the ivory white skull, one of its arms unfreezes and swings out carrying a veil iron key. It carefully inserts it into the lock and with a *click* it opens!")
a twisted barbed wire band
(+5 MANA RECOVERY, lots of charges, not crumbly)
a floor-length raven black wool skirt belted with troll clavicle bones that ride low on the hips
(Scripted pocketed leg-worn, small amount for several items, Ex. "You fastidiously pick some lint off your black wool skirt." "You smooth out a wrinkle on your black wool skirt." Etc.)
some black linen casting gloves with silvery sigils
(Scripted spell-casting gloves)
some inky black leather boots with tall spiked heels
(Absolutely stupid scripted and pocketed shoes, Ex. "You teeter slightly as you briefly step out of one of your black leather boots and reach down to rub your aching foot, wincing with the pain. With an effort, you shove your foot back into your boot" etc.)
an onyx-inlaid round mithril brooch "The brooch bears a small circular slot which looks like it would fit a gold ring"
(5 gold ring holding pinworn)
an encircled pentacle talisman of woven strips of dark rowan
(Wearable perfume holder "Pain withdraws what appears to be a tiny perfume stopper from her pentacle talisman. With deft movements, she dabs the slender glass wand behind each ear before returning it to the talisman.")
a small metal device
(Finger worn novelty shock buzzer, Ex. "Pain reaches out and takes your hand, shaking it vigorously. You feel something cold and hard press against your palm. Suddenly a loud *bzzzzzzzzzt* emanates from your clasped hands! Your arm vibrates wildly, causing you to jump and your eyes to grow wide!" "You carefully wind your metal device." "The is already wound as tightly as possible.")
a grey tattooed gaunt hairless kitten "A pitiful gaze of deep black eyes stare in wordless entreaty from stark hollows. Across the length of this small shivering kitten the skin is stretched taut over its frame as if its fleshy covering was two sizes too small for its body. Each rib can be clearly seen and the cat's tiny heart is visible beating just below the surface in a frenzied state. The kitten bears a full body tattoo diagramming its internal organs and a pale jagged scar down its sternum."
(Scripted PET KITTEN. Comes in "a crude silk sack weighed down with rocks tied to its hempen drawstrings" Ex. "Pain carefully lifts the kitten by the scruff of its neck and then tucks it gently into the crook of her arm." "Pain pets a grey tattooed gaunt hairless kitten. Pain's gaunt hairless kitten looks up at her adoringly and purrs gently." etc.)
a tattooed hairless dead kitten "The kitten's eyes are blank and helpless in the grip of death. The skin is stretched taut over its frame as if its fleshy covering was two sizes too small for its body. Each rib can be clearly seen, and the cat's tiny heart can be seen sitting motionless beneath the slightly translucent skin of its malnourished body. The kitten bears a full body tattoo diagramming its internal organs and a pale jagged scar down its sternum."
(Scripted DEAD KITTEN. Comes in "a crude silk sack weighed down with rocks tied to its hempen drawstrings" Ex. "Pain rolls her hairless dead kitten over onto its back, but after a moment's consideration she returns the kitten to its original position." "Pain gives her hairless dead kitten a warm hug, causing a hideous dark substance to ooze out all over her shoulder." etc.)
a small child's skull
(Pocketed for a couple of very small items, Ex. "Pain just opened a small child's skull. Pain removes a rotted oddly-shaped brain from in her child's skull." Comes with a free brain!)
a wire-wreathed yellowed skull censer
(Wearable. Incense holder.)
a silvery maoral box
(Lockable confetti box)
a gold-plated crown of thorns
(Be Jesus with bling.)
a furry grey mastiff charm
(Altered garbage eating goat pin)
a tiny piece of humanoid-shaped urnon
(Scripted piece of urnon that changes shapes.)
a copper-hued dead snake with brilliantly polished scales
(Dead pet. Scripted)
an ornate diamond-patterned white and blue dead watersnake
(Dead pet. Scripted)
a raven's wing black backpack with a fringe of skull-shaped bone beads
(Spider scripted. Ex. "Pain lightly taps the clasp of her backpack. A tiny black spider crawls out and quickly begins to weave a thick glistening web around the clasp, fastening it securely closed." "Pain brushes her finger gently against a tiny black spider on her black backpack. It obediently unravels its webbed lock, allowing the clasp to spring open.")
a blackened forked yew broomstick "The handle of this broom is an unfinished yew branch still bearing most of its bark and ending in a fork similar to a divining rod. Although that may be its function, the fork is at the right height to enable the broomstick to be used as a makeshift crutch should circumstances warrant. A crude depiction of a dagger pierced heart is carved into the charred wood just above the bound bristles which also bear the marks of some past conflagration."
(Scripted. Ex. "Pain holds her forked yew broomstick between her legs and runs around in a circle, laughing maniacally." "Pain uses her forked yew broomstick to sweep up a bit of debris on the floor." "Pain leans on her forked yew broomstick. The bristles bend slightly from her weight." etc.)
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Lesser: Minimum bid $30 each.
a shrunken gremlin head "The pallid skin has been pulled tight on the head, which appears once to have belonged to a gremlin. The head has silky black hair and a pinched nose. Copper stitches have been sewn along the neck and eyelids of the head. The stitches are coated with a layer of brownish-black crust composed of blood and dirt."
(Scripted "thief-catcher", I think it bites and diseases someone that tries to steal from the container it is in, but more importantly it has neat ambient scripts like these! Ex. "The sound of a hacking cough emits from Pain's black wool skirt." "A violent scream emits from Pain's black wool skirt!" etc. Also various icky scripts when manipulated.)
a folded black canvas tent
(Greater tent, creature proof, holds more people. Description when set up: Exterior - "a conical black canvas tent trimmed with fetish charms and shamanistic totems", Interior- "[NAME's Tent] Warped witchwood support rods criss-cross in a woven lattice array to hold up midnight black canvas that rises to a small smoke hole at the very peak of the tent. On all sides, crude runes adorn the walls, inked with a red paint of suspect origin that still seems vaguely moist. Shrunken heads, eternally silenced by sutures of twine, dangle from the tent ties. The ground is composed of a fine layer of crushed bone, and the structure smells faintly of decay. You also see a tent flap.")
a curse doll "You see a curse doll. It has beady black button eyes and a roughly-stitched red yarn frown. Its flimsy limbs have been stuffed with cotton. Sharp bone pins have been stabbed into its tiny body."
(Scripted VOODOO DOLL. Wave it a victim to set, then poke the doll and the victim will feel it for three tries even if the victim is some distance away. Ex. "Pain stabs her pin deep into her doll's back! You suddenly feel a sharp stabbing pain in your back!")
a branding iron "The branding iron is about twelve inches long and comprised of a strange dark alloy, the surface of which swims and ripples under ambient light. A number of small perforations surround the circular shaft. Near the bottom of the handle, which is wrapped in heavy leather, the words "Load Here" have been graven into the metal. The tip is rounded and flattened on the end."
(Fill with gold wands. Wave at bleeding victims and it staunches the bleeding by branding them. Ex. "He has moderate bleeding from his neck. He is bleeding profusely from the neck." "As Pain waves the branding iron smoke pours from holes on the side and the tip begins glow red hot." "Pain takes her branding iron and jabs the superheated metal into your open wound. You let out a scream as the hot iron sizzles against your flesh, which begins to smoke and burn. The sensation sets your nerves aflame with blinding white agony, but somehow you manage to retain consciousness through the excruciating procedure. At last, the wound is blackened and sealed, but the pain is slow to recede." etc.)
a silver ash mudpuppy figurine "The sinuous body of the small amphibian and the rectangle-toothed gear upon which it perches have been carved from a single piece of silver ash wood. Ferny gills fan out around the mud puppy's face like so much drifting seaweed as it looks curiously upward."
(Lets you WHISPER things to it which it translates into GNOME, Ex. "You whisper to your mudpuppy figurine. After a short pause, the figurine says something in the Gnomish language.")
some lustrous slashed vultite bodyleathers molded with feminine contours
(+20, FEMALE only, double leathers, DISRUPTION flared, with DYHNE activated and ambient scripts, Ex. "Pain runs a finger languidly along her bodysuit just beneath her ribcage. In response, tears in the leather begin to close. Barely visible along the inside edges of each rapidly sealing cut are rows of tiny molars! With an eerie finality, there is a sound similar to grinding teeth and the armor is unbroken once more." "Pain bows her head for a moment and then looks up. Without fanfare, her features have changed to the comforting motherly aspect of a harmless old woman. She smiles with disarming warmth but her eyes remain as cold and unfeeling as gravestones.")
a pitch black cloth sack "In the black cloth sack you see a skein of purple yarn, a skein of pink yarn, a skein of green yarn, a skein of blue yarn, a skein of black yarn, a skein of orange yarn and some knitting needles."
(UNLIMITED knitting needles with full set of designs and several yarns. Yarns must be replaced when used and are for sale in several shops)
a tear-shaped selanthan bloodjewel
(Ambient scripted FOREHEAD gem, Ex. "You position a tear-shaped selanthan bloodjewel between your eyes so that it casts a sparkling crimson sheen across your face." "The selanthan bloodjewel on your forehead dims drastically as a cloud of darkness roils deep within the gem. After a moment, it fades, returning to its normal state.")
a drakar-tipped braided leather whip
(Belt wearable scripted +20 whip with FIRE flares AND GRAPPLING SCRIPT, Ex. "You wildly swing a drakar-tipped braided leather whip around your head, snapping it with a mighty *CRACK*!" "You coil up the whip and attach it to your belt.")
a blackened gnarled orase runestaff capped with a preserved clawed six-fingered hand
(+20, DISRUPTION flared, scripted runestaff, Ex. "As Pain waves her orase runestaff through the air, a banner of vibrant, blood red luminescence streams out behind it. Colorful splatters of sickly yellow pus, pale green bile and viscera shimmer across the blood red surface of the banner, winding their way through a broken ribcage. After a moment, the banner fades away." "As Pain brandishes her orase runestaff, lines of vibrant, blood red luminescence flow from the tip to spell out "Payment first! Or DIE quietly!" The lettering hangs briefly in midair before fading away" etc.)
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Greater: Minimum bid $100 each.
a veniom-edged toy gnome smith bank "The bank is basically a small box topped by a three-dimensional scene, all crafted in metal. The jointed toy gnome smith figure seems poised to move. There's a narrow slot, just the right size for coins, on the side. It looks as if you could PUSH your bank, to feed some silvers into it."
(Scripted bank that changes description occasionally, lets you fill it with small amounts of silver and then when full you CAN DEPOSIT THE SILVER TO YOUR BANK FROM ANYWHERE, Ex. "Pain pushes some coins into her bank. With each coin you hear the sound of a spring tightening, followed by a "clink". "Pain continues to feed silvers into her bank. As more coins drop in, the little smith strikes the shiny ingot on his anvil with a metallic "ding!" The apprentice pulls the bellows while cut-out flame shapes move up and down in the forge, crudely imitating a roaring blaze.")
a carved mossbark longbow
(Metamorhic +35 longbow with five moon-themed descriptions and shows, and HEAVILY SIGHTED, Ex. "Inlays of dark lapis lazuli form a night sky along the upper limb of the longbow. Flecks of mica arch into The Gates constellation, but it is dwarfed by the large grey-swirled pearlescent representation of Lornon. Dark streaks of crimson threaten to overwhelm the grey pearl moon, and a blood-red ruby ring glimmers around it. Along the lower limb, a winter-barren oak tree has been carved, its limbs casting darkened ruby shadows across an inlaid ebonwood ground. You also notice a small enchanter's glyph. There appears to be something written on it. "In the Common language, it reads: Moonshadow")
a dark crystal "Looking into the crystal you see the distorted image of a figure dressed in an austere black robe."
(Neckworn GLAMOR feature hider, can cycle between different "colors"; black, sable, grey, brown, ebon, or dark "As you rub your dark crystal the air around you seems to waver slightly as the glamour spell takes effect." "You see a tall, slender figure with features hidden by a deeply hooded, austere black robe." "As you touch your dark crystal it flickers momentarily and the color of the robed figure seen inside changes." etc.)
an engraved white ora wand "The wand is made of pure white ora. Holy runes twist along its surface, and at the end is engraved the symbol of Lorminstra."
(1x a day RAISE DEAD wand. Still need to 308 to the corpse. I carry a supply of 308 cleric imbued gems.)
a sharp drakar skinning knife
(Skinning knife. ADDS hidden bonus to skinning. Not the spell. Ex. "The fine edge of Pain's skinning knife gleams brightly as she begins skinning the giant rat. Pain skinned a giant rat, yielding a rat pelt.")
a narrow-bladed pale blue katana inked with religious sigils "You glance at a narrow-bladed pale blue katana inked with religious sigils. The weapon is exceptionally crafted by skilled hands. The katana is polished and graceful. Curiously, written upon it in flowing Erithian script is the name "Mist". Truly, this weapon was constructed by a master craftsman."
(+27, natural katana HEAVY weighing, TGARA scripts, Ex. "You reverently lay your katana across both palms and bow to it. You weigh it within your hands for a moment then grasp it with one hand and sight down its length, carefully assessing it. Satisfied, you nod and return it to your side." "Moving into a back stance, with your front leg straight while resting your weight upon your back leg, you raise your katana so that it is parallel to your right cheek. Ever so slowly, as you release a steady breath, you move your left hand, with only two fingers raised, across the length of the blade and hold the position with perfect poise." etc.)
a crimson-flecked urglaes pavis bound with alexandrite edging
(The Empath pavis from the PROFESSION PAVIS set. It casts BRIGHTS when raised using the caster's mana. It can be changed to the spell of another pavis if the bearer is in the same group but reverts when not in the group. It is +27 (I forget and it has one doozy or a story loresong that does not let me know). If anyone is interested in bidding we can test it. "You carefully turn the rune inside the pavis and as you do so, the surface liquifies. The pavis ripples through the entire spectrum of colors until finally returning to its original state. Setting rune to Brights." "As Pain raises her pavis a wisp of magical essence rises from the surface. Tendrils of energy reach out from the essence and encircle her. A bright luminescence surrounds Pain." This thread has the story. http://forum.gsplayers.com/archive/index.php/t-26588.html)
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Epic: Minimum bid $300 each.
a thin brown leather quiver "This thin, brown leather quiver is slender--seemingly almost too slender to be very much use at holding arrows. The leather is a deep brown, supple and rich, and bears a small, leaf-shaped stamp on one side. A cover of hard leather, secured by a small silver fastener, protects the contents of the quiver."
(THE DUPLICATING QUIVER. Arrow AND bolts. Put one arrow inside and when you PULL ARROW or PULL BOLT, it duplicates the arrow/bolt within the quiver making it an UNLIMITED SUPPLY of arrows or bolts for immediate use. You cannot keep the generated arrows or bolts because if not fired or after being fire, they dissolve into vapor. THIS IS THE ULTIMATE ARCHER ITEM. Unlike an E-bow, it cannot be disarmed or dropped upon death (but like everything else, will fall off upon decay). Change arrows as you need. Need to hit something undead? Put one blessed arrow inside and VOILA, an unlimited supply of blessed arrows! Need to hunt something vulnerable to fire? Put a fire flared arrow inside and BINGO! Get one arrow enchanted via PP to 10x and you will never need a special bow again. NOTE: a sack of several different arrows of different types will also be provided to the winner. If you are an archer you want this. If you own this, this is reason alone to start an archer. Ex. "You put your arrow into the slot, carefully positioning it so that it points towards the base of the quiver." "As you grab the arrow and pull it from the quiver, another exact copy appears in its place." "The arrow in your hand dissolves into vapor.")
an etched dusky grey runestone
(Empath only runestone. Summons a unique spirit servant (a dusky vaporous spirit "Tiny crystalline structures glitter throughout the spirit's translucent grey form, tracing silvery patterns reminiscent of hoarfrost. A dusky haze flows from its limbs and roils like fog along the ground around it. Two large, night-black eyes dominate the spirit's vaporous face and glisten with cool intelligence." ) with incredibly annoying ambient scripts that people always think is GM related (A chorus of softly singing voices drifts across your mind, completely bypassing your ears.). HEALS EVERYONE IN THE ROOM (including scars) 1x a day when 1125 is cast at the spirit. Ex. "Pain gestures at a dusky vaporous spirit. A wave of silvery vapor ripples outward from the vaporous spirit. The thin fog envelops you, pricking along your skin with a sensation just short of chill. Warmth pulses through your veins in response, and you feel your flesh knit smoothly together. The mist recedes, leaving you refreshed and whole