That Jay
10-25-2012, 12:00 AM
For sale in Platinum only. Bids accepted in United States currency. Cash only. No silvers. Auction format (once, twice, sold).
Email inquiries or bids to UninvitedX@aol.com
Trivial: Minimum bid $10 each.
a dark leather sell-sword's backscabbard
(backworn weapon displayer with dual capacity and draw)
a waxed black leather pouch
(holds limited selection of small thrown weapons and shows hafts. Can be dual drawn.)
a malnourished furry hyena pup
(altered garbage eating goat pin)
a short-crowned grey slouch hat adorned with a small spray of blue feathers
(pocketed for two small items, SCRIPTED. Example: "You reach up and remove your slouch hat, then toss it into the air in front of you. A subtle twist of your shoulders and the hat lands on the center of your chest, quickly spinning down along the length of your body. When it reaches your foot, you give it a fast kick with your toe and it arcs up into the air before you, landing perfectly on your head once again.")
a criss-crossed leather bandolier
(SCRIPTED shoulder and backworn dagger bandolier)
a black silk shirt with silver-buttoned cuffs
(dagger shirt)
an eahnor-trimmed bracer
(Spring loaded bracer for a small item. Example: "You tap your eahnor-trimmed bracer twice in quick succession, opening a small spring-loaded compartment! As it opens, some midnight black dice is fired straight into the air, which you deftly catch!")
a makeshift silk stocking mask
(feature hiding mask)
a serrated invar claidhmore set with a black opal pommel
a diamond-tipped armor and weapon scriber
(a currently unattuned scriber that lets you pick a mark of some kind to put on a weapon or armor)
a tightly-belted black leather longcoat with sharp tailored double-breasted lapels
(full armor concealer)
Lesser: Minimum bid $30 each.
a matte black heavy kelyn knee-breaker "A sturdy ironwood haft has been carved with a cross-hatch texture to provide a true grip and blackened along its entire length. Above sits a weighted striking head of lusterless kelyn as black as pitch and forged to conform to the same dimensions as the wood below. The overall effect seems to evoke an oversized swagger stick. A short epithet has been branded into the base of the haft. You also notice a small enchanter's glyph. There appears to be something written on it. In the Common language, it reads: The offer that cannot be refused."
(+25 mace, BONK flares, +4 STR bonus, +4 CON bonus, with innumerable charges)
a hide-covered dark eonake knee-breaker "One continuous strip of unidentifiable black hide is wound tightly about the haft of this weapon and continues in a looser wrap about the flared striking head where eonake flanges dyed a twilight hue peek out amidst the braid. The leather butt cap appears embossed with a short epithet that reads simply, "Light's Out!" A faint aura of holy light radiates from the knee-breaker."
(+25 PERMABLESSED mace)
a consecrated golvern morning star "This deep black golvern morning star has been meticulously forged and dual-linked to ensure that the precious metal has no seam nor weakness. The handle is likewise forged of the strong metal and reinforced along the length with numerous bands of rune-etched silver vultite, adding both form and function. Attached to the chain is a spiked-ball of purely forged eonake. Each individual spike is accented with barely discernable holy sigils."
(+25 sanctified)
a black golvern dacien falx "Massive and deadly looking even in repose, there is no doubt that this weapon has sown its share of death and sorrow. Bleached strips and slashes of pallid bone have been inlaid into the blade's flats, creating a vivid contrast against the deep black color of the scorched golvern. Within the intertwining mesh of bones there is a chain of runic symbols, each a primitive Krolgeh rune that fractionally stands higher than the surrounding ivory. Two thick metal rods are attached to the handle of the falx. They are angled so that they lie parallel to one another, against the length of the weapon. Tightly coiled steel springs are clearly visible beneath the rods. The springs appear to be in absolutely perfect condition. You also notice a small enchanter's mark.")
(+25 permanent MECH rod flares)
a massive razern morning star "Forged from a massive piece of razern, the entire head and chain of this weapon is covered in spikes. A myriad swirl of colors, ranging from deep blue to an almost arctic white cover the chain and head of the star. Thick links of razern, covered with barbs and sharpened edges, form the chain that links head to handle. A magnificiently carved piece of ivory serves as the sturdy handle for the star and is set with a small emerald trident."
(+10 heavily crit weighted,
some ora-banded pyrothag hide brigandine
(+10 brigandine, moderately resistant to fiery attacks and slightly resistant to scalding attacks)
an engraved ebony invar band inset with a flawless black diamond
(Mist armor ring. Creates a 3x crit padded HAUBERK when turned. Example: "As Sadan twists the top of her band, it begins to flower outward. Tendrils of black mist begin to flow out towards and around her. Finally the tendrils quit eminating from the band and settle down around Sadan. Once quiescent, the tendrils merge together creating a hazy black mist in the image of a chain hauberk around her.")
a carved silver maple humidor with faenor hinges "In the silver maple humidor you see a green-banded creamy white cigar, a small red-tipped match and a square of creamy vellum parchment."
(UNLIMITED cigars. "In the Common language, it reads: To the lucky winner of this humidor, allow me to extend my congratulations! These cigars will never run out, nor will the matches. I only ask that you use them in the spirit of generosity, and not seek to be a nuisance with my Finest Reserves. I will be most displeased if I hear of someone leaving thousands of my cigars strewn across a town. --Droughtman)
a battered mahogany case "In the mahogany case you see a curved steel needle, a garnet-inlaid rose gold bar, a trio of twisted silver rings, a sinuous banded onyx ring, a curved pale vaalin spike, a tiny pave diamond stud, a series of kelyn hoops, a small parchment note and a shot of deep golden whiskey."
(UNLIMITED piercing kit. All the items are unlimited in quantity. Note: "In the Common language, it reads: This kit is for the serious practitioner of the art of piercing. However, if it's discovered that the contents are abused in any way, the magic of the case could dissipate.")
a light blue sapphire bracelet
(rubbbale UNLIMITED Spirit Warding 1)
a steel blue damask cloak patterned with hilt-to-point daggers
(VLA, SCRIPTED "Dhizwig" cloak)
Greater: Minimum bid $100 each.
a burnished vultite skull-crusher with a black gyrfalcon feather dangling from the haft
(+30, permablessed, RETURNING thrown war hammer)
a burnished golvern skull-crusher with a black gyrfalcon feather dangling from the haft
(+30, permablessed, RETURNING thrown war hammer)
With a quick flick of your wrist, you deftly send a burnished vultite skull-crusher with a black gyrfalcon feather dangling from the haft into flight.
You throw a burnished vultite skull-crusher at a lesser burrow orc!
AS: +140 vs DS: +35 with AvD: +29 + d100 roll: +57 = +191
... and hit for 37 points of damage!
Grazing blow to the stomach.
The lights in a lesser burrow orc's eyes dim and finally go out.
Your vultite skull-crusher spins rapidly through the air, the head whooshing audibly with each revolution. As it completes its arc, it reverses direction and lands solidly in your right hand, ready to throw again.
a razor-sharp eonake meat cleaver "Boasting an edge sharp enough to split infinitives, this kitchen utensil's gleaming blade is fierce indeed and would present quite the hazard to any livestock unfortunate to pass beneath it. Simple fel strips are bolted to either side of the flat tang to act as a haft. You also notice a small enchanter's glyph."
(+27, sanctified, HEAVY crit weighted, RETURNING thrown hand axe)
a razor-sharp eonake meat cleaver "Boasting an edge sharp enough to split infinitives, this kitchen utensil's gleaming blade is fierce indeed and would present quite the hazard to any livestock unfortunate to pass beneath it. Simple fel strips are bolted to either side of the flat tang to act as a haft. You also notice a small enchanter's glyph."
(+28, sanctified, HEAVY crit weighted, RETURNING thrown hand axe)
With a quick flick of your wrist, you deftly send a razor-sharp eonake meat cleaver into flight.
You throw a razor-sharp eonake meat cleaver at a lesser orc!
AS: +139 vs DS: +16 with AvD: +31 + d100 roll: +72 = +226
... and hit for 64 points of damage!
Knocked back several feet by blow to abdomen.
A lesser orc screams one last time and dies.
Your eonake meat cleaver spins rapidly through the air, the blade whooshing audibly with each revolution. As it completes its arc, it reverses direction and lands solidly in your left hand, ready to throw again.
a pair of black leather gloves with faceted cerulean crystal fingertips
(rubbable, UNLIMITED LOCKLORE)
a tiny silver fist pin
(Rubbable casts STRENGTH several times a day)
some jet black arm greaves
(Disintegration flared, very resistant to slashing, very resistant to shocking, and very vulnerable to puncturing attacks)
some jet black leg greaves
(Disintegration flared, very resistant to slashing, very resistant to shocking, and very vulnerable to puncturing attacks)
a suit of kiramon carapace ora-scaled brigandine studded with scorched copper nails
(+35 HEAVY crit padded brigandine, slightly resistant to slashing, very resistant to crushing, moderately resistant to punctureing and moderately vulnerable to shocking)
a bodysuit of hand-shaped scales "Each black scale from hood and yoke collar to tunic, bracers and greaves, has been cut in a dagged pattern resembling hands. Embossing recreates the texture of natural pores and wrinkles and each digit ends in reddish copper rivets shaped like fingernails. While each leather plate is thick and felt backed where coverage is provided, the detail of the pattern does not lend itself to full protection at the joints. You also notice a small enchanter's glyph."
(+30 brigandine with temporary crit padding. Also permanently very resistant to slashing attacks and moderately vulnerable to puncturing attacks.)
a pair of curled black ram horns
(headworn rubbable, USE YOUR OWN MANA Resist Elements. Example: "As you rub your horns, a scintillating green aura engulfs you. The air about you shimmers slightly. You feel the black ram horns drawing mana from you.")
a fish spine sword
(0x, EXCEPTIONALLY crit weighted)
a fish spine sword
(0x, EXCEPTIONALLY crit weighted)
Email inquiries or bids to UninvitedX@aol.com
Trivial: Minimum bid $10 each.
a dark leather sell-sword's backscabbard
(backworn weapon displayer with dual capacity and draw)
a waxed black leather pouch
(holds limited selection of small thrown weapons and shows hafts. Can be dual drawn.)
a malnourished furry hyena pup
(altered garbage eating goat pin)
a short-crowned grey slouch hat adorned with a small spray of blue feathers
(pocketed for two small items, SCRIPTED. Example: "You reach up and remove your slouch hat, then toss it into the air in front of you. A subtle twist of your shoulders and the hat lands on the center of your chest, quickly spinning down along the length of your body. When it reaches your foot, you give it a fast kick with your toe and it arcs up into the air before you, landing perfectly on your head once again.")
a criss-crossed leather bandolier
(SCRIPTED shoulder and backworn dagger bandolier)
a black silk shirt with silver-buttoned cuffs
(dagger shirt)
an eahnor-trimmed bracer
(Spring loaded bracer for a small item. Example: "You tap your eahnor-trimmed bracer twice in quick succession, opening a small spring-loaded compartment! As it opens, some midnight black dice is fired straight into the air, which you deftly catch!")
a makeshift silk stocking mask
(feature hiding mask)
a serrated invar claidhmore set with a black opal pommel
a diamond-tipped armor and weapon scriber
(a currently unattuned scriber that lets you pick a mark of some kind to put on a weapon or armor)
a tightly-belted black leather longcoat with sharp tailored double-breasted lapels
(full armor concealer)
Lesser: Minimum bid $30 each.
a matte black heavy kelyn knee-breaker "A sturdy ironwood haft has been carved with a cross-hatch texture to provide a true grip and blackened along its entire length. Above sits a weighted striking head of lusterless kelyn as black as pitch and forged to conform to the same dimensions as the wood below. The overall effect seems to evoke an oversized swagger stick. A short epithet has been branded into the base of the haft. You also notice a small enchanter's glyph. There appears to be something written on it. In the Common language, it reads: The offer that cannot be refused."
(+25 mace, BONK flares, +4 STR bonus, +4 CON bonus, with innumerable charges)
a hide-covered dark eonake knee-breaker "One continuous strip of unidentifiable black hide is wound tightly about the haft of this weapon and continues in a looser wrap about the flared striking head where eonake flanges dyed a twilight hue peek out amidst the braid. The leather butt cap appears embossed with a short epithet that reads simply, "Light's Out!" A faint aura of holy light radiates from the knee-breaker."
(+25 PERMABLESSED mace)
a consecrated golvern morning star "This deep black golvern morning star has been meticulously forged and dual-linked to ensure that the precious metal has no seam nor weakness. The handle is likewise forged of the strong metal and reinforced along the length with numerous bands of rune-etched silver vultite, adding both form and function. Attached to the chain is a spiked-ball of purely forged eonake. Each individual spike is accented with barely discernable holy sigils."
(+25 sanctified)
a black golvern dacien falx "Massive and deadly looking even in repose, there is no doubt that this weapon has sown its share of death and sorrow. Bleached strips and slashes of pallid bone have been inlaid into the blade's flats, creating a vivid contrast against the deep black color of the scorched golvern. Within the intertwining mesh of bones there is a chain of runic symbols, each a primitive Krolgeh rune that fractionally stands higher than the surrounding ivory. Two thick metal rods are attached to the handle of the falx. They are angled so that they lie parallel to one another, against the length of the weapon. Tightly coiled steel springs are clearly visible beneath the rods. The springs appear to be in absolutely perfect condition. You also notice a small enchanter's mark.")
(+25 permanent MECH rod flares)
a massive razern morning star "Forged from a massive piece of razern, the entire head and chain of this weapon is covered in spikes. A myriad swirl of colors, ranging from deep blue to an almost arctic white cover the chain and head of the star. Thick links of razern, covered with barbs and sharpened edges, form the chain that links head to handle. A magnificiently carved piece of ivory serves as the sturdy handle for the star and is set with a small emerald trident."
(+10 heavily crit weighted,
some ora-banded pyrothag hide brigandine
(+10 brigandine, moderately resistant to fiery attacks and slightly resistant to scalding attacks)
an engraved ebony invar band inset with a flawless black diamond
(Mist armor ring. Creates a 3x crit padded HAUBERK when turned. Example: "As Sadan twists the top of her band, it begins to flower outward. Tendrils of black mist begin to flow out towards and around her. Finally the tendrils quit eminating from the band and settle down around Sadan. Once quiescent, the tendrils merge together creating a hazy black mist in the image of a chain hauberk around her.")
a carved silver maple humidor with faenor hinges "In the silver maple humidor you see a green-banded creamy white cigar, a small red-tipped match and a square of creamy vellum parchment."
(UNLIMITED cigars. "In the Common language, it reads: To the lucky winner of this humidor, allow me to extend my congratulations! These cigars will never run out, nor will the matches. I only ask that you use them in the spirit of generosity, and not seek to be a nuisance with my Finest Reserves. I will be most displeased if I hear of someone leaving thousands of my cigars strewn across a town. --Droughtman)
a battered mahogany case "In the mahogany case you see a curved steel needle, a garnet-inlaid rose gold bar, a trio of twisted silver rings, a sinuous banded onyx ring, a curved pale vaalin spike, a tiny pave diamond stud, a series of kelyn hoops, a small parchment note and a shot of deep golden whiskey."
(UNLIMITED piercing kit. All the items are unlimited in quantity. Note: "In the Common language, it reads: This kit is for the serious practitioner of the art of piercing. However, if it's discovered that the contents are abused in any way, the magic of the case could dissipate.")
a light blue sapphire bracelet
(rubbbale UNLIMITED Spirit Warding 1)
a steel blue damask cloak patterned with hilt-to-point daggers
(VLA, SCRIPTED "Dhizwig" cloak)
Greater: Minimum bid $100 each.
a burnished vultite skull-crusher with a black gyrfalcon feather dangling from the haft
(+30, permablessed, RETURNING thrown war hammer)
a burnished golvern skull-crusher with a black gyrfalcon feather dangling from the haft
(+30, permablessed, RETURNING thrown war hammer)
With a quick flick of your wrist, you deftly send a burnished vultite skull-crusher with a black gyrfalcon feather dangling from the haft into flight.
You throw a burnished vultite skull-crusher at a lesser burrow orc!
AS: +140 vs DS: +35 with AvD: +29 + d100 roll: +57 = +191
... and hit for 37 points of damage!
Grazing blow to the stomach.
The lights in a lesser burrow orc's eyes dim and finally go out.
Your vultite skull-crusher spins rapidly through the air, the head whooshing audibly with each revolution. As it completes its arc, it reverses direction and lands solidly in your right hand, ready to throw again.
a razor-sharp eonake meat cleaver "Boasting an edge sharp enough to split infinitives, this kitchen utensil's gleaming blade is fierce indeed and would present quite the hazard to any livestock unfortunate to pass beneath it. Simple fel strips are bolted to either side of the flat tang to act as a haft. You also notice a small enchanter's glyph."
(+27, sanctified, HEAVY crit weighted, RETURNING thrown hand axe)
a razor-sharp eonake meat cleaver "Boasting an edge sharp enough to split infinitives, this kitchen utensil's gleaming blade is fierce indeed and would present quite the hazard to any livestock unfortunate to pass beneath it. Simple fel strips are bolted to either side of the flat tang to act as a haft. You also notice a small enchanter's glyph."
(+28, sanctified, HEAVY crit weighted, RETURNING thrown hand axe)
With a quick flick of your wrist, you deftly send a razor-sharp eonake meat cleaver into flight.
You throw a razor-sharp eonake meat cleaver at a lesser orc!
AS: +139 vs DS: +16 with AvD: +31 + d100 roll: +72 = +226
... and hit for 64 points of damage!
Knocked back several feet by blow to abdomen.
A lesser orc screams one last time and dies.
Your eonake meat cleaver spins rapidly through the air, the blade whooshing audibly with each revolution. As it completes its arc, it reverses direction and lands solidly in your left hand, ready to throw again.
a pair of black leather gloves with faceted cerulean crystal fingertips
(rubbable, UNLIMITED LOCKLORE)
a tiny silver fist pin
(Rubbable casts STRENGTH several times a day)
some jet black arm greaves
(Disintegration flared, very resistant to slashing, very resistant to shocking, and very vulnerable to puncturing attacks)
some jet black leg greaves
(Disintegration flared, very resistant to slashing, very resistant to shocking, and very vulnerable to puncturing attacks)
a suit of kiramon carapace ora-scaled brigandine studded with scorched copper nails
(+35 HEAVY crit padded brigandine, slightly resistant to slashing, very resistant to crushing, moderately resistant to punctureing and moderately vulnerable to shocking)
a bodysuit of hand-shaped scales "Each black scale from hood and yoke collar to tunic, bracers and greaves, has been cut in a dagged pattern resembling hands. Embossing recreates the texture of natural pores and wrinkles and each digit ends in reddish copper rivets shaped like fingernails. While each leather plate is thick and felt backed where coverage is provided, the detail of the pattern does not lend itself to full protection at the joints. You also notice a small enchanter's glyph."
(+30 brigandine with temporary crit padding. Also permanently very resistant to slashing attacks and moderately vulnerable to puncturing attacks.)
a pair of curled black ram horns
(headworn rubbable, USE YOUR OWN MANA Resist Elements. Example: "As you rub your horns, a scintillating green aura engulfs you. The air about you shimmers slightly. You feel the black ram horns drawing mana from you.")
a fish spine sword
(0x, EXCEPTIONALLY crit weighted)
a fish spine sword
(0x, EXCEPTIONALLY crit weighted)