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Tisket
10-23-2012, 03:06 PM
Scientists aghast after colleagues convicted of manslaughter over Italy quake


Earthquake experts around the world say they are appalled by an Italian court's decision to convict six scientists on manslaughter charges for failing to predict the deadly quake that devastated the city of L'Aquila. They warned the ruling could severely harm future scientific research.


The court in L'Aquila sentenced the scientists and a government official Monday to six years in prison, ruling that they didn't accurately communicate the risk of the earthquake in 2009 that killed more than 300 people.


The trial centered on a meeting a week before the 6.3-magnitude quake struck. At the meeting, the experts determined that it was "unlikely" but not impossible that a major quake would take place, despite concern among the city's residents over recent seismic activity.


Prosecutors said the defendants provided "inaccurate, incomplete and contradictory information about the dangers" facing L'Aquila.


The court agreed, convicting the six scientists from the Italian National Institute of Geophysics and Volcanology (INGV) and a member of the Civil Protection Agency. It also ordered the Italian authorities to pay 7.8 million euros ($10 million) in damages.


Seismologists were aghast at the court's decision, noting that earthquakes remain impossible to forecast with any kind of accuracy.


"To predict a large quake on the basis of a relatively commonplace sequence of small earthquakes, and to advise the local population to flee" would constitute "both bad science and bad public policy," said David Oglesby, an associate professor at the earth sciences faculty of the University of California, Riverside.


FINALLY! We can send weathermen to prison for bad weather predictions!


Link: http://news.blogs.cnn.com/2012/10/23/italian-court-sentences-scientists-to-6-years-in-prison-over-laquila-earthquake/?hpt=hp_t3

Tgo01
10-23-2012, 03:24 PM
You gotta love the timeline of scientists being thrown in jail over the course of human history.

"You are a heretic trying to disprove the existence of our omniscient God! Jail!"
"You failed to be omniscient and predict an earthquake! Jail!"

Archigeek
10-23-2012, 03:35 PM
It's the Italian court system. They routinely throw people in jail for rediculous things... then the ruling gets overturned. I'm sure that's little comfort to the scientists, but Italian courts are crazy.

DCSL
10-23-2012, 03:46 PM
This is crazy. I hope it gets reversed or overthrown or whatever because that's absolutely ludicrous.

Mighty Nikkisaurus
10-24-2012, 04:36 AM
Dat exact moment all scientists left Italy

Androidpk
10-24-2012, 04:43 AM
Nikkiiiii

Mighty Nikkisaurus
10-24-2012, 04:44 AM
I live.

I miss you depraved assfucks.

Mighty Nikkisaurus
10-24-2012, 04:53 AM
Also Tisket is totally a whore. She'll do anything for biscotti because she loves italian dessert food. I know because she told me this personally. This is not me making anything up. Edit: EDit. EDIoooOOOted: Edit.

diethx
10-24-2012, 10:14 AM
Hello, whore. We have missed you.

Reliel
10-24-2012, 10:43 AM
wot

How does that even?

WOT

Liagala
10-24-2012, 10:46 AM
So Nikki's sig quote reminded me of something Celephais was telling us about at the recent Boston get together thingy. There's apparently a new fad called "butt chugging" which is, sadly, exactly what it sounds like. Someone sticks a funnel in your rear and pours in alcohol. Your intestines absorb it and you get quite drunk. What I want to know is, why is Celephais so knowledgeable about such things?

Also, hi Nikki! Which end of the country are you on at the moment?

msconstrew
10-24-2012, 10:50 AM
So Nikki's sig quote reminded me of something Celephais was telling us about at the recent Boston get together thingy. There's apparently a new fad called "butt chugging" which is, sadly, exactly what it sounds like. Someone sticks a funnel in your rear and pours in alcohol. Your intestines absorb it and you get quite drunk. What I want to know is, why is Celephais so knowledgeable about such things?

Also, hi Nikki! Which end of the country are you on at the moment?

There's some stupid indictment about this right now at the University of Tennessee. That's how I heard about it, anyway. It is called "butt chugging", for the record.

Androidpk
10-24-2012, 10:55 AM
The butt end.

Mighty Nikkisaurus
10-24-2012, 11:11 AM
So Nikki's sig quote reminded me of something Celephais was telling us about at the recent Boston get together thingy. There's apparently a new fad called "butt chugging" which is, sadly, exactly what it sounds like. Someone sticks a funnel in your rear and pours in alcohol. Your intestines absorb it and you get quite drunk. What I want to know is, why is Celephais so knowledgeable about such things?

Also, hi Nikki! Which end of the country are you on at the moment?

I heard this phrase used on the evening news in a fairly serious manner (ARE YOUR TEENS INVOLVED IN A NEW DANGEROUS TREND, KNOWN AS BUTT CHUGGING??) and couldn't stop laughing. The first I heard of it though was a news article in like, 2009 about a ton of russian men dying in Siberia because of giving themselves vodka enemas.

I'm on the east side!

Androidpk
10-24-2012, 11:14 AM
I'm on the east side!

Thanks for the heads up, now I've inadvertently called the east coast the ass end of the country!

AnticorRifling
10-24-2012, 11:14 AM
Pretty sure there was a law and order episode about this a few years ago.

FlayedAngel
10-24-2012, 11:15 AM
Thanks for the heads up, now I've inadvertently called the east coast the ass end of the country!

Depending on what part of the east coast you're on, that's not entirely factually incorrect.

Mighty Nikkisaurus
10-24-2012, 11:19 AM
Thanks for the heads up, now I've inadvertently called the east coast the ass end of the country!

If it makes you feel any better, I'm flying to California tonight for my best friend's wedding so you can just say you were jumping the gun on my location.

Androidpk
10-24-2012, 11:28 AM
Ahh, yeah, must be that precog stuff acting up again.

Tisket
10-25-2012, 02:35 AM
Also Tisket is totally a whore. She'll do anything for biscotti because she loves italian dessert food. I know because she told me this personally. This is not me making anything up. Edit: EDit. EDIoooOOOted: Edit.

You say it like it's a bad thing. Biscotti satisfy some deep seated oral fixation of mine. Maybe it's the vaguely suggestive shape of this delicious dessert food, I don't know.

Also: mmmmmmm COOKIE!

diethx
10-25-2012, 08:34 AM
Classic almond bites & caramel milk chocolate bites. NNNNNGGGGHHH

http://www.nonnis.com/products/products.html

SpunGirl
10-31-2012, 07:14 PM
Michelle Bachmann might be able to testify on behalf of the scientists. You see, she knows that natural disasters are a punishment from God for mankind's sins. So if anyone was going to predict a disastrous earthquake, it should have been the church - since they're privy to a fair amount of information on the sinning - NOT the scientists. I say, throw the pope in jail, instead.

-K

Tisket
11-01-2012, 02:23 AM
I'm glad you're back. You made me laugh back then and it appears you've not lost your touch.