Custom Forum Titles

[mgoddess]

Alright, for the life of me, I can't find, via search or general digging, how to get something other than "Senior Member" for a title thing... someone help? :blush:

[Ardwen]

Kranar gives ya special ones, or maybe Anticor

[Androidpk]

Anticor can do it for you but he'll require naked pictures of yourself first. He told me it is standard procedure. Right??

[RichardCranium]

Anticor gave me something special, once.

Turns out it was herpes.

[Latrinsorm]

Ah, I remember the first time Anticor gave me herpes. Good times!

[mgoddess]

Mmmm, herpes. *whistle*

[TheEschaton]

You already have a non-"Senior Member" title. Don't know how, I believe the old requirement for a custom title was 5k posts.

[AnticorRifling]

It's not herpes, it's ribbed for her pleasure.

[Tisket]

Ah, I remember the first time Anticor gave me herpes. Good times!

At least it wasn't crabs. Wait, that was SR.

And why don't you have a custom title yet?

[AnticorRifling]

You've had a custom title for a long time...

[WRoss]

You've had a custom title for a long time...

She asked why you don't have one.

[AnticorRifling]

Actually looks like she was asking Latrin, we both accidently.

[Tisket]

lol

[Kitsun]

I got mine back!

[Latrinsorm]

And why don't you have a custom title yet?I used to, but it wasn't very good so I don't miss it. I'm not good at being creative with small things.

[AnticorRifling]

Which explains your single status.

HIYOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[FlayedAngel]

You already have a non-"Senior Member" title. Don't know how, I believe the old requirement for a custom title was 5k posts.

That's... a lot. But the OP only has 2k+ posts, so I assume that's changed?

[Liagala]

That's... a lot. But the OP only has 2k+ posts, so I assume that's changed?
I believe the only requirement now is asking Anticor or Kranar to change it.

[AnticorRifling]

Pretty much.

[FlayedAngel]

I believe the only requirement now is asking Anticor or Kranar to change it.

Ahhh, thanks! I was curious about that, too. :D

[Allereli]

Pretty much.

how many requests have you gotten today?

[ZeP]

Damn, I was just getting 4700 posts ready.

[Buckwheet]

Can we get something like Original Member or First 9 or something like that? I am feeling a little SOA right now.

[TheEschaton]

I'm thinking I should go with "I'm better than you are, objectively." Because I'm starting to feel the same way about Dems that I have long felt for Republicans. ;)

[diethx]

Can we get something like Original Member or First 9 or something like that? I am feeling a little SOA right now.

You should get:

"Tried too hard to take control"

[Buckwheet]

You should get:

"Tried too hard to take control"

I could have tried harder.

[diethx]

Not to your benefit, though.

[Buckwheet]

Not to your benefit, though.

Not to yours either.

[diethx]

Not to yours either.

Well this I agree with, but I said the same thing back then. I didn't think you'd make a good "owner" of the PC.

[Buckwheet]

Well this I agree with, but I said the same thing back then. I didn't think you'd make a good "owner" of the PC.

You didn't and still don't know me. And it didn't happen. So..why are you still hung up on this?

I said then that I wanted the things fixed. They have been. I have not mentioned it since they were fixed.

[diethx]

I'm not hung up on anything?

[Buckwheet]

I'm not hung up on anything?

You seem to be. Or maybe you are just trolling. Either way, die thx.

[Reliel]

Thems fightin words

[diethx]

Oh whoa, no one's ever done that before with my handle. Mind blown.

I made a joke and you went weird about it. So.. yeah, no one's hung up. Trust me.

[Buckwheet]

Oh whoa, no one's ever done that before with my handle. Mind blown.

I made a joke and you went weird about it. So.. yeah, no one's hung up. Trust me.

I didn't think it was funny or a joke. Maybe you need to come up with better material. Just like you haven't had people do that with your forum handle. It was pretty hilarious right?

[diethx]

I laughed. It's all that matters.

[Buckwheet]

I laughed. It's all that matters.

So yeah, trolling. Good to know, and it also means that you don't matter.

[diethx]

That's not what my mom says!!!!

[BriarFox]

...

You two are both way too grown up for this debate.

[WRoss]

I'm thinking I should go with "I'm better than you are, objectively." Because I'm starting to feel the same way about Dems that I have long felt for Republicans. ;)

I've felt this way about everyone for a few years.

[diethx]

...

You two are both way too grown up for this debate.

Oh come on, let me have a little fun. I can't always be grown up.

[Buckwheet]

So you want to have some fun at my expense. Great. I think the fun has come and gone.

[diethx]

You're getting way too serious over a joke. Honestly dude, relax. I didn't mean to rip your heart out here. I apologize.

[Buckwheet]

You're getting way too serious over a joke. Honestly dude, relax. I didn't mean to rip your heart out here. I apologize.

I already said I didn't think it was funny. Do I need to call you names and blow up to let you know that? I would think not. Apology accepted, and we can continue ignoring each other as we have done since the last time we tried communication.

[4a6c1]

Hey I heard everything on the internet is super serious and important.

Why don't I have a title yet? I want Aspiring Beach Bum. No nevermind that sounds too much like Perspiring Beach Bum. Prospective Beach Bum! There we go, that's an honest descriptor. And it doesn't sound sweaty.

[Androidpk]

Tank girl

[FlayedAngel]

Tank girl

Totally seconded.

[msconstrew]

Totally seconded.

Thirded.

[diethx]

Hey I heard everything on the internet is super serious and important.

Apparently so...

[4a6c1]

SUPER SERIOUS FROWN BECAUSE I THINK YOU ARE MAKING FUN OF ME RIGHT NOW

too soon?

No I don't want tank girl because it's redundant. All my avatars are tanky

[diethx]

:D

[AnticorRifling]

how many requests have you gotten today?

Several...

[Solkern]

Yeah, I annoyed him. Thanks AR.

[4a6c1]

wat

[RSR]

Yeah, I annoyed him. Thanks AR.

Best title ever.

[Tisket]

You should get:

"Tried too hard to take control"

lmao

edit: just read the rest of the thread following your post and I've gotta say, Buckwheet, if I were you I'd totally own that shit. I mean come on, an attempted forum coup d'etat? That's some good shit there. Don't be embarrassed that it was a failed attempt because it's still pretty funny. Also, expect it to be brought up occassionally for, well, forever. Long memories here.

[DCSL]

I've never been able to think of a custom title I wanted. Other than perhaps "Dex" so new people know who the fuck Dex is when people mention me.

[msconstrew]

I've never been able to think of a custom title I wanted. Other than perhaps "Dex" so new people know who the fuck Dex is when people mention me.

Ophidian.

[Buckwheet]

lmao

edit: just read the rest of the thread following your post and I've gotta say, Buckwheet, if I were you I'd totally own that shit. I mean come on, an attempted forum coup d'etat? That's some good shit there. Don't be embarrassed that it was a failed attempt because it's still pretty funny. Also, expect it to be brought up occassionally for, well, forever. Long memories here.

They should get stronger memories and actually remember what I said my goals and objectives were. They were satisfied by Kranar. I think we can move along now because I consider the end result a success.

[DCSL]

Ophidian.

Might as well go with "My alters. Let me show you them."

[thefarmer]

Might as well go with "My alters. Let me show you them."

"Barbie Voltron #9"

[Kitsun]

Might as well go with "My alters. Let me show you them."

I vote "The Dexinator"

[Tisket]

They should get stronger memories and actually remember what I said my goals and objectives were. They were satisfied by Kranar. I think we can move along now because I consider the end result a success.

When will people learn that they have no say on when the individuals that make up the PC collective decide that it is time to "move along" (can anyone say, "3 wolf t-shirt"?)

By the way, you yourself has made it clear that this is a soft, sensitive spot for you, so don't be surprised when people bring it up. Some of us like pulling wings off flies.

[Buckwheet]

When will people learn that they have no say on when the individuals that make up the PC collective decide that it is time to "move along" (can anyone say, "3 wolf t-shirt"?)

By the way, you yourself has made it clear that this is a soft, sensitive spot for you, so don't be surprised when people bring it up. Some of us like pulling wings off flies.

That is totally cool. I can just continue to add names to my ignore list for those folks who like to "pull wings off flies" when that fly is me and they distorting the reality of the situation.

[Latrinsorm]

I've never been able to think of a custom title I wanted. Other than perhaps "Dex" so new people know who the fuck Dex is when people mention me.What about ~*Sweetie Pie the Angel*~? Can custom titles have colors? In that case alternating pink and purple. The perfect fit!!

[DCSL]

What about ~*Sweetie Pie the Angel*~? Can custom titles have colors? In that case alternating pink and purple. The perfect fit!!

Holy shit. Holy... shit. How did you know? I didn't think anyone on the internet really GOT me. ;_; Except you.

[Androidpk]

Holy shit. Holy... shit. How did you know? I didn't think anyone on the internet really GOT me. ;_; Except you.

You are usually the topic every other Thursday in our super secret PC clubhouse meeting.

[Showal]

I vote that diethx and buck fight some more. That looked like it was going places and then it didn't.

I want a custom title too, Anticor. I don't know what yet, but I'll start reporting people to get your attention.

[Reliel]

You are usually the topic every other Thursday in our super secret PC clubhouse meeting.

...why aren't I invited to said clubhouse?

[Androidpk]

I vote that diethx and buck fight some more. That looked like it was going places and then it didn't.

Better be careful with what you say or you'll end up on the ignore list too. And by ignore list I mean Buckwheet's kill list when he finally takes control of the PC.

[msconstrew]

...why aren't I invited to said clubhouse?

Because it is secret.

[Showal]

Better be careful with what you say or you'll end up on the ignore list too. And by ignore list I mean Buckwheet's kill list when he finally takes control of the PC.

http://youtu.be/jMo_HcRBnUY

[Reliel]

Because it is secret.

But he just spoke about it! Does that mean he's up for execution? If yes, can I take his place at the clubhouse?

[Androidpk]

You need over 5000 posts first.

[msconstrew]

But he just spoke about it! Does that mean he's up for execution? If yes, can I take his place at the clubhouse?

Well, he's obviously no Benjamin Franklin!

[DCSL]

You need over 5000 posts first.

Can *I* take his place? (So you mean girls will stop talking about me behind my back!)

[Showal]

Can *I* take his place? (So you mean girls will stop talking about me behind my back!)

The poster formerly known as Dex, no.

[AnticorRifling]

Showal I'm going to non-fatally kill you. Quit reporting shit, I'm trying to do this mountain of accounting homework before raid tonight.

[Showal]

Showal I'm going to non-fatally kill you. Quit reporting shit, I'm trying to do this mountain of accounting homework before raid tonight.

WHAT?! They were very very important points.

[Latrinsorm]

...why aren't I invited to said clubhouse?I forget why but I was going to make a reference to Anticor and I being in the same house for the Meetings of Massively Masculine Men (Bi-Quarterly), you can come to those...

...if you're man enough.
Holy shit. Holy... shit. How did you know? I didn't think anyone on the internet really GOT me. ;_; Except you.One of my minor annoyances is that color tags count as characters for repping, otherwise I would absolutely leave all my reps to you in that hideous color scheme, now and forever.

[msconstrew]

I forget why but I was going to make a reference to Anticor and I being in the same house for the Meetings of Massively Masculine Men (Bi-Quarterly), you can come to those...

...if you're man enough.One of my minor annoyances is that color tags count as characters for repping, otherwise I would absolutely leave all my reps to you in that hideous color scheme, now and forever.

I have been anagram-ing your handle in my head for months. I just want you to know that.

[Showal]

It's SHOWS WHAT YOUR KNOW!

[Latrinsorm]

I have been anagram-ing your handle in my head for months. I just want you to know that.That is where it came from! :D What have you ended up with?

[DCSL]

Uh.. I gotta confess too. I call you "Mars or Lint" in my head sometimes.

[Showal]

That is where it came from! :D What have you ended up with?

arm nostril

[Tgo01]

That is where it came from! :D What have you ended up with?

Latrinsorm (http://www.mbhs.edu/~bconnell/cgi-bin/anagram.cgi?cpw=1&phrase=Latrinsorm)

Of course the best is Nail Mrs Rot, you sick bastard you.

[diethx]

I vote that diethx and buck fight some more. That looked like it was going places and then it didn't.

I want a custom title too, Anticor. I don't know what yet, but I'll start reporting people to get your attention.

It wasn't meant to be a fight, but he got so butthurt over it, ffs.

[Showal]

It wasn't meant to be a fight, but he got so butthurt over it, ffs.

I DON'T BELIEVE IT AND I THINK I REPORTED YOU FOR IT.

[diethx]

I'm going to report you.

[Showal]

I'm going to report you.

Anticor's going to yell at you. He is WAY too busy to deal with it tonight. I know because he already yelled at me for it.

[msconstrew]

Anticor's going to yell at you. He is WAY too busy to deal with it tonight. I know because he already yelled at me for it.

Maybe she's going to report you for being awesome. You don't know. You just assumed. Disappoint.

[Showal]

Showal I'm going to non-fatally kill you. Quit reporting shit, I'm trying to do this mountain of accounting homework before raid tonight.

See Diethx? Dad yelled at me.

[diethx]

Why must you always ruin things for everyone?

Showal is why the PC can't have nice things.

[diethx]

He's also how you get ants.

[Showal]

Maybe she's going to report you for being awesome. You don't know. You just assumed. Disappoint.

Something tells me he'll yell over anyone reporting anything. He is wicked grump tonight. It's like raid is more important then our petty concerns. I just wanted to let him know that like 10 or so people were causing fights on the boards. I also told him to tell Reliel that he's not allowed in the group because no one likes him anonymously (which i must point out that he did not do). I don't understand why he doesn't see how pressing these issues are.

[msconstrew]

He's also how you get ants.

Showal is how you get ... ants? What, is he coated in honey and buried in the desert under the hot, hot sun so he can die a scorching, painful death because he disturbed Anticor?

[diethx]

That's pretty morbid. You're sick.

[4a6c1]

WAIT WHAT GROUP I WANT TO BE IN A GROUP.

[msconstrew]

I'm so flattered you noticed!

Also, it's not really morbid so much as it is gruesome, I think.

[Androidpk]

WAIT WHAT GROUP I WANT TO BE IN A GROUP.

http://i46.tinypic.com/4v5udw.jpg

[4a6c1]

I definately bought that cologne to smell like a man when I was 13. Okay PASS.

[Androidpk]

I don't know about ckc but ck1 smells really good.

[4a6c1]

So pk likes man smell. Noted.

[msconstrew]

So pk likes man smell. Noted.

I thought ck1 was unisex? Wasn't that released when that whole androgynous thing was going on? (Not David Bowie androgyny, which is hot, but Kate Moss androgyny, which is gaunt).

[Androidpk]

Designed for men and women, yes.

[diethx]

Most amazing men's cologne ever - Acqua Di Gio. It's a panty-dropper. Or at least, in my house. I don't know about other panties.

[msconstrew]

Most amazing men's cologne ever - Acqua Di Gio. It's a panty-dropper. Or at least, in my house. I don't know about other panties.

I am not so into cologne. Sometimes it makes me sneeze.

[4a6c1]

Man smell(cologne) does me in. Can't resist a good smelling manly man.

[diethx]

I'm not really either, except for that scent.

[Androidpk]

Man smell(cologne) does me in. Can't resist a good smelling manly man.

I'm going to wear some sex panther(tm) for you.

[DCSL]

I don't really like cologne but there was one aftershave my boyfriend wore when he first met me. I fucking LOVED that. Just.. yeah. Panty dropper. P-something? I wish I could find it again and delicately drip some on him while he sleeps.

[msconstrew]

I don't really like cologne but there was one aftershave my boyfriend wore when he first met me. I fucking LOVED that. Just.. yeah. Panty dropper. P-something? I wish I could find it again and delicately drip some on him while he sleeps.

The term "panty dropper" followed up with the phrase "delicately drip some[thing] on him while he sleeps" are making it really hard for me not to make a dirty joke, Dex.

[DCSL]

The term "panty dropper" followed up with the phrase "delicately drip some[thing] on him while he sleeps" are making it really hard for me not to make a dirty joke, Dex.

Um. I'm not getting the reason you're resisting.

[Androidpk]

I don't really like cologne but there was one aftershave my boyfriend wore when he first met me. I fucking LOVED that. Just.. yeah. Panty dropper. P-something? I wish I could find it again and delicately drip some on him while he sleeps.

Patchouli?

[DCSL]

Also, retaliating admins are no joke. XD

[DCSL]

Patchouli?

Oh god no. I managed to find it once in Dilliard's a few years ago. Patchouli doesn't usually cost $60 a bottle. Plus... gross.

[msconstrew]

Patchouli?

Patchouli smells like hippies. Dex wouldn't date a hippie. Therefore, the scent to which Dex alludes is not patchouli.

[Androidpk]

Probably something like Perry or Pure Nautica then, at $60 a bottle.

[4a6c1]

Dex loves Rent and Patchouli.

[FlayedAngel]

In summary:


making it really hard

[DCSL]

Dex loves Rent and Patchouli.

Your title needs to be Surly Bear Poker.

[4a6c1]

Hah. Seriously though, why do people wear Patchouli. I've always wondered.

[Androidpk]

Ask The E.

[Allereli]

Hah. Seriously though, why do people wear Patchouli. I've always wondered.

+1. esp. combined with not showering.

[Drew]

http://i46.tinypic.com/4v5udw.jpg

http://image.retrojunk.com/85d_da3fde159d.jpg

[4a6c1]

Why does the azn chick have to play an instrument and look shy. RACIST CARTOON.

[FlayedAngel]

http://image.retrojunk.com/85d_da3fde159d.jpg

Hah!! God, I feel old now.

Also, it's the perfect mascot.
http://cdn.ebaumsworld.com/mediaFiles/picture/535764/80638547.png

[TheEschaton]

I've never worn patchouli nor ever taken anyone on the left who wears it seriously.

[FlayedAngel]

I've never worn patchouli nor ever taken anyone on the left who wears it seriously.

High Fidelity? (http://youtu.be/udHAqyLb9xE)

[Delias]

Most amazing men's cologne ever - Acqua Di Gio. It's a panty-dropper. Or at least, in my house. I don't know about other panties.

He uh, told me to tell you that he would meet you in the bedroom with the lights off, and he is going to be wearing a fat suit to try something different. I suggest you just go with it, you know, be supportive.

[Liagala]

Most amazing men's cologne ever - Acqua Di Gio. It's a panty-dropper. Or at least, in my house. I don't know about other panties.
http://www.original-fragrance.com/images/P/giorgio-armani-original-cologne-412777-01.jpg

^^ better

[diethx]

Wrong.

[Liagala]

Wrong.
I don't think we can be friends anymore :(

[diethx]

Agreed!

[Liagala]

Don't just smell it in the store and decide it's bad. Let him wear it for a bit first.

[Methais]

lmao

edit: just read the rest of the thread following your post and I've gotta say, Buckwheet, if I were you I'd totally own that shit. I mean come on, an attempted forum coup d'etat? That's some good shit there. Don't be embarrassed that it was a failed attempt because it's still pretty funny. Also, expect it to be brought up occassionally for, well, forever. Long memories here.

Someone tell me what happened.

[4a6c1]

Someone tell me what happened.

PC kept shutting down it needed updates bad. Buckwheat proposed creating a new site. Kranar updated the website. Buckwheat and Kranar exchanged words. Kranar is an insatiable sex machine. Really it's impossible to satisfy him. Buckwheat and I have both tried. I think a few of the other females and Anticor too. I may or may not have inserted a little drama into this summary so that some drama in this thread would have appropriate context.

Tada!

[diethx]

That was a pretty crappy synopsis.

[Showal]

That was a pretty crappy synopsis.

No it wasn't. And then what happened, Rojo?

[diethx]

You're right - it wasn't pretty crappy, it was totally crappy. She didn't talk anything at all about Drew's robots or E's terminal meltdown which nearly led to the destruction of PC-kind, with lasers.

I give the whole delivery a D-, and an F for effort. Try better next time.

[4a6c1]

I considered very seriously incorporating an entire Grey's Anatomy episode into our Kranar/Buckwheat nondrama. ALAS I had spreadsheets to query and employees to abuse. Just fix it YOURSELVES. Quote and addon.

[Showal]

I considered very seriously incorporating an entire Grey's Anatomy episode into our Kranar/Buckwheat nondrama. ALAS I had spreadsheets to query and employees to abuse. Just fix it YOURSELVES. Quote and addon.

Who's mcdreamy?

[Some Rogue]

Who's mcdreamy?


http://youtu.be/TwhhNgjxkp8