Forum Game: Would You Rather...

[Nakiro]

Okay, this is a really simply game. I'll post a question and if you answer it you can pose a question for someone else to answer.

The question must be an "or" question that starts with "Would you rather". So, with that said, here is the first one.

Would you rather lick a 1000 envelopes (w/out water) or lick the crotch of a dirty pair of underwear?

[Nakiro]

Come on! Play!

[Artha]

I think the most important question is: Whose underwear?

[Shalla]

Ick.. soiled underwear.. no matter who's underwear is soiled underwear. To think you're actually considering it.

[Parkbandit]

1000 envelopes.

Would you rather kill Nakiro for starting this stupid game or just torture him for a full 24 hours?

[Artha]

But you have to figure...1000 envelopes, you're bound to get atleast a dozen paper cuts.

[vigilante]

Originally posted by Parkbandit
1000 envelopes.

Would you rather kill Nakiro for starting this stupid game or just torture him for a full 24 hours?

Yes.

[CrystalTears]

Originally posted by Artha
But you have to figure...1000 envelopes, you're bound to get atleast a dozen paper cuts.

Also reminds me of Seinfeld where Susan, George's fiance, died due to envelope glue poison. No licking of envelopes for me! Although soiled underwear doesn't appeal to me either. :puke:

[GSTamral]

Torture, without a question. I'd make him rub sportscreme all over his crotch and make him sit on a couch for 24 hours.

Would you rather have your fingers smashed one by one in an alternating press, or have a bug crawl up your ass, try desperately to get out, but go the wrong way?

I'd have to go with the bug. mainly because something similar has probaly already happened to me.

[Parkbandit]

Bug up the ass.. I can always shit it out. I had one fly into my ear once.. not fun.

Would you rather have intercourse or oral sex?

[Tsa`ah]

You sir are a sick sick man.

[Nakiro]

If you answer the question you have to pose another! ':oP

Oral. Seems like less work.

Would you rather have to spend 15 minutes being Klaive's cyber love slave a day or have sex with Klaive once a year for the rest of your life?

[Edited on 7-19-2004 by Nakiro]

C. Kill myself

[GSTamral]

Would you rather kiss the feet of the person you hate the most once a day in public for the rest of your life, or be stuffed into a metal receptacle and rolled down 3 miles of a very bumpy hill?

[Artha]

Receptacle plz.

Yes or no?

[Parkbandit]

No..

Would you rather eat a 6" piece of dog shit or agree to be Haashek's adopted son in Gemstone?

[Nakiro]

OUCH. I'd have to say eat the dog shit, if I could vommit.

Would you rather have a pencil dick or a short fatty dick?

[Artha]

OUCH. I'd have to say eat the dog shit, if I could vommit.

Anticor turned out alright.

[Latrinsorm]

Originally posted by Artha
Anticor turned out alright. Except for being a skirt-wearing wizard.

[Back]

A short fatty dick. At least it has the girth and I could string weights to it to stretch it out, or use a pump or one of those herbal boner growers.

Would you rather have another set of arms, or monkey feet?

[Betheny]

I already have monkey feet.

Would you rather have really bad acne, or a disgusting amount of body hair?

[Weedmage Princess]

Whichever is easier to have removed. I'll say the body hair cause I think electrolisis would be easier...I'm not sure about the whole acne thing. Whatever treatment you'd need would probably take a lot of time??

Would you rather be burned alive or freeze to death?

[Back]

Originally posted by Weedmage Princess
Whichever is easier to have removed. I'll say the body hair cause I think electrolisis would be easier...I'm not sure about the whole acne thing. Whatever treatment you'd need would probably take a lot of time??

Would you rather be burned alive or freeze to death?

Freezing sounds less painful, fast or slow. I'll go with that. Though I do prefer warmer climates.

Would you rather be able to fly, or teleport?

[GSTamral]

Freeze to death, without a doubt. Once your nerve endings go below a certain temperature it isnt painful anymore. Burning is all about pain.

Would you rather

a) You receive a golf club of your choice. You are given one opportunity to swing the club as hard as possible at a polar bear's genitals. You must then spend one hour locked in a cage with said angry bear.

or

b) You are locked barefoot in a 10x10 pitch black room for one hour with 30 black scorpions.

[Betheny]

I had no idea you were so creative.

I'm going to go with the scorpions, because they're squishable.

Would you rather go for the rest of your life without sex, or have to eat plain spaghetti noodles every day?

[Back]

Duh. Noodles? I'd be one lean, mean, sexing machine. Like I'm not already...

Since I was skipped over, trodden-upon and forgotten, I restate my last question...

Would you rather be able to fly or teleport?

[Artha]

Teleport. If I really wanted to, I could emulate flying by teleporting.



Xray vision (super man style) or invisibility?

[The Korean]

Invisibility. So much mischief, so little time...

Live in your favorite movie, or live in your favorite video game?

[Nakiro]

Video game.

Movies end, you can always restart video games and beat it (hopefully with an alternative ending).

Does gemstone count too?

Okay, question.

Would you rather have a ten million dollars and have your life end ten years early, or a slightly lower normal life rate but life twenty years longer?

[Back]

I'll take the ten mil seeing as how by the time I get to my death from natural causes, its going to be like 100. Live to 120 but shit ass broke? 10 years of that is way to much.

Would you rather have Paris Hilton or the Ashley twins?

[The Korean]

Paris Hilton, way hotter, and not currently in rehab.


A remote control that could control time, or a wand that could instantly kill anyone you desired?

[Stunseed]

Control time. Definately time. I'd just go back and kill someone while they're taking a shit.

Blind or deaf?

Deaf, I'm too wise to be blind :duck:

Would you rather drown or burn to death?

[The Korean]

Drown to death. I've drowned before...and I imagine burning would be a lot more painful.

Transforming into a werewolf, or being a vampire?

[Back]

Vampire. They have more money, dress better, and listen to better mucic. Plus, the chicks aren't hairy.

Would you rather go back in time or forward in time?

[The Korean]

Back in time, and wipe the universe out of existence.

Cake or pie?

[Stunseed]

Mmmmm.....Pie..

Go to the theatre, or rent a movie?

[The Korean]

Rent the movie, and turn it back not rewinded. Make them work for the money.

Poker, or blackjack?

[Galleazzo]

Blackjack. It's so easy to steal the money of the rummies who don't know how to count cards.

Would you rather get oral sex from George Bush or Dick Chaney?

[Betheny]

...

I never thought I'd ever say no to oral sex.

But it might take convincing after that visual...

Starvation or dehydration?

Woah-ho-ho!

After some ganj smoking, death-induced paranoia coinciding with cottonmouth paranoia, definately starvation. Although air-bloated stomachs are a biznatch.



CIRCLE OR SQUARE?

[Betheny]

Circle, squares make me nervous.

Would you rather have to pee every half hour, or take a massive crap every hour?

[Back]

Originally posted by Maimara
Circle, squares make me nervous.

Would you rather have to pee every half hour, or take a massive crap every hour?

Fear of fours? What, are you part Japanese?

Pee every half hour. Less messy.

Would you rather have any car in the world with lifetime free gas or a permanent chaufer in a stretch?

[DianaBanana]

I'll take any car in the world with free gas.


Would you rather be hounded by an annoying, but harmless ex, or by a creepy, yet overly hot stranger? :D

[Faent]

>>Would you rather have your fingers smashed one by one in an alternating press, or have a bug crawl up your ass, try desperately to get out, but go the wrong way?

>>I'd have to go with the bug. mainly because something similar has probaly already happened to me. -RangerD

Bugs are damn cool, RangerD, but are you sure you'd want one of these spelunking through your nether regions?

World's Heaviest Bug:
http://www.anolis.de/advice/animals/heteropteryx/dilatata0-1.jpg
http://www.microcosmos.org.uk/pics/large_hd1.jpg

World's Longest Bug:
http://www.ifrance.com/phasme/anglais/ahtml/angphobeaticus.htm

This would SUCK:
http://beetlegate.hyperlink.cz/beetles-sides/Dynastes_hercules.htm

-Scott

[Latrinsorm]

Originally posted by DianaBanana
Would you rather be hounded by an annoying, but harmless ex, or by a creepy, yet overly hot stranger? :D The second one, because I think I'm being followed all the time anyway. Might as well be someone hot.

Chocolate or vanilla?

[Nieninque]

Vanilla

Would you rather have Klaive's love child or be Klaives love child

[DeV]

Originally posted by Nieninque
Vanilla

Would you rather have Klaive's love child or be Klaives love child That is a cruel question and I'm off topic.


Proceed....

[Drew2]

Have it.

I eat my young and kill my spouses.

[The Korean]

post an OR Tayre!!!

[Souzy]

Originally posted by Tayre
Have it.

I eat my young and kill my spouses.

I guess he's not gonna post a damn question! Fine, I'll ask, heh....

What's the most vindictive thing you've done to one of your ex's?

[The Korean]

That's not how you play!!! You have to ask something with an OR in it.....I'll start it over.


See God and live to tell about it, or send one person of your choosing to hell?

[Artha]

See God.

Heads or tails?

[The Korean]

Tails, seems to be more fun.

Comedy, or action movie?

[Artha]

Comedy.


Eaten by a school of piranhas, or bitten by a dozen poisonous spiders?

[Betheny]

Originally posted by Lalana

Originally posted by Tayre
Have it.

I eat my young and kill my spouses.

I guess he's not gonna post a damn question! Fine, I'll ask, heh....

What's the most vindictive thing you've done to one of your ex's?

Told him that his baby (by another chick, while we were married) looked like a retarded raisin and was gonna grow up to suck dick for crack money.

Would you rather be stabbed, or shot?

[GSLeloo]

I say shot, not sure why.

Would you rather sleep with Roseanne or Rosie O'Donnel

[Betheny]

Rosie O'Donnell, because I bet Roseanne's cunt is musty.

Would you rather be a transvestite, or a flamer?

[MPSorc]

Would you rather be stabbed, or shot? [/quote]

depends on the location, if somewhere i'd die then shot.

doritos or cheetos?

[MPSorc]

damn im slow, or you guys are just fast

[The Korean]

Roseanne. I like her personality better. Less of a whiny bitch.

The ability to master every single martial art in a day, or one superpower of your choice?

[The Korean]

damn, i'm slow too....

[Betheny]

I rox your cox.

[MPSorc]

answer to Maim - flamer

answer to TK - super power, i'd be invulnerable to harm and just beat you while you used all the kungjitzfu you wanted on me

[The Korean]

Originally posted by MPSorc
answer to Maim - flamer

answer to TK - super power, i'd be invulnerable to harm and just beat you while you used all the kungjitzfu you wanted on me

i'm stealing that word.

[Latrinsorm]

Whenever someone answers a question, they must ask a question, in accordance with the prophecy.

[The Korean]

Doritos. Lot better than cheetos

Have your own little country, or be in possession of The Football?

[GSLeloo]

Have your own little country.

Eat a live squid or a dead cat?

[Souzy]

I'm asian so like I'd eat the cat if it was cooked, rofl!

Bikini wax or shave?

[Latrinsorm]

Shave. Mostly because I could start with a trim, you know, see how it was going first, rather than experience blinding pain.

Rather be Prof X (the Ultimate X-Men version, let's say) or Mike Tyson?

[Betheny]

Wax, but I can't justify paying someone else to do it, so whatever.

[The Korean]

dude, Professor X, easily.

Living in anime, or living in an american cartoon?

[Betheny]

Killing myself.

Marrying Oprah, or marrying Bill Clinton.

[Souzy]

I'd marry Bill...cos I heard white guys was freaks in bed.

[Souzy]

Oh...would you rather be on American Idol or Fear Factor?

[The Korean]

Fear Factor. I could pwn that show. I have access to drugs and stuff that will make me lose my sense of taste.

heh, forgot...

Having a pencil jabbed into your eye, or a fence post jabbed up your ass?

[Edited on 7-21-2004 by The Korean]

[Souzy]

I want my eye, so I'd take it up the ass like a good soldier!

Would you rather have sex with Yoda or Smigel?

Like actually into the asshole or just into the "ass"?

[The Korean]

Yoda. He could use the force, so I wouldn't have to do any of the work.

Be a planeteer or a power ranger?

[Souzy]

Planeteer duh! They have powers, Power Rangers can only do kung fu, they are teh suck.

Would you prefer your nipples bitten or licked?

[GSLeloo]

Licked.

Would you rather be buried alive or be slowly eaten alive by a dog.

[The Korean]

Depends on the dog...if it was a big dog, i'll take the dog...might be a little quicker that way, depending on where it was biting...if it was a small little yipper...that would just be annoying as it gnaws away at a finger or a toe...

Steve Urkel, or Stefan Ur-Kel?

[100% Wool]

Stefan Ur-Kel

.....


Would you rather have someone throw up in your mouth and ingest it
or eat a 3 day old bloody tampon

[GSLeloo]

Stefan Ur-Kel

Legolas or Paris (Orlando Bloom in Troy)

[GSLeloo]

Too fast. umm... is it my tampon or theres? I guess the throw up.

And same question as above, Legolas or Paris

[Edited on 7-21-2004 by GSLeloo]

[Back]

Yeesh, they could be the same person. But I'll go with Paris because she is so rich you wouldn't know what to do with all that money, her films are better, and she is of course, a woman.

Would you rather go into outerspace or deep beneath the sea?

[The Korean]

Sucked apart or crushed to death? hard choice...I'd have to say space, because you can float, and be dry!

and because I didn't like the answer I got, reposting!

Living in an anime, or living in an american cartoon? (anyone you want)

[Stunseed]

I'd live in Lodoss War, or maybe in Vampire D's time.

Lick a burning stove, or thrust your hand in the deep fat fryer?

[The Korean]

Originally posted by Stunseed
I'd live in Lodoss War, or maybe in Vampire D's time.

Lick a burning stove, or thrust your hand in the deep fat fryer?

you're my new favorite person. <3 Lodoss.

Hand. I can get a skin graph. I'll still be able to taste my food though, and I can still do all the fun things one handed.

Armless or Legless?

[Back]

Legless. As long as I could keep my hips and jolly sportsmen. I'd just get a seat with wheels.

Internet chip in your brain or telepathy?

[Souzy]

Oh snap! Gimme telepathy dude, I R HAVE ESP!

you like tits or ass?

[Stunseed]

Tits, definately tits.

On top, or on bottom?

[Souzy]

I'm a ruff rider.

brunettes or blondes?

[The Korean]

Brunettes. I would prefer redheads before brunettes though, with blondes in last.

Teleportation, or your own jet?

[Stunseed]

Teleportation, if someone touching me could teleport as well.

Family or Career?

[GSLeloo]

Career cause then later you could support a family.

Pizza or Hamburger?

[Galleazzo]

Hamburger, because you can use hamburg to cook a lot of shit.

Would you rather spend one night with the person you've known you most wanted in the world to have and never did, or one week with the hottest current celeb of the appropriate sex?

[Hulkein]

Definitely one night with the person you most wanted but never had.

Would you rather have all your teeth fall out or all your hair?

[Edited on 7-21-2004 by Hulkein]

[Betheny]

Hair, wigs are way cheaper than dentures.

Piercings or tattoos?

TATTOO :hicup:

Would win a free sports car, or a big SUV?

[Betheny]

whichever cost more, I'd sell it. sports car, I'd say.

cheat on someone, or be cheated on by someone?

[Latrinsorm]

Be cheated upon. The other one's just not an option.

Nebraska or the River?

[Nakiro]

Nebraska.

Be a real cleric (able to raise dead, etc) or be a real empath (without feeling pain, but being able to shatter faces)?

[MPSorc]

real empath, raising dead can get nasty

live in a real midevil fantasy world, or have real midevil fantasy creatures in this world

[Edited on 7-21-2004 by MPSorc]

[The Korean]

Be a real empath. So you raise someone back from the dead, but they're left with the body they died with, with the disease they currently have, the injury they have, so they'll be in pain again....no thank you.

Southern Iced Tea, or Lemonade?

[MPSorc]

here we go again

[MPSorc]

southern ice tea

BBQ or an ole fashioned fish fry

[Artha]

BBQ

Eaten by a school of piranhas, or bitten by a dozen poisonous spiders?

[Edited on 7-21-2004 by Artha]

[MPSorc]

piranhas, i dun care for spiders much and piranhas should do the trick much faster

Freddy in your dreams or Jason hot on your tail?

[The Korean]

good choice, good choice...

to answer both of yours....

real medieval fantasy creatures in this world. I'd love to see a dragon fly along a plane nowadays. Plus it would be awesome to breed them.

old fashioned fish fry. 1 year ago I would have said BBQ, but this command has made me love the fish fry.

Bowl a perfect 300 only once in your life and people witness it, or bowl perfect 300 only when no one is there to see it?

[The Korean]

damnit

[MPSorc]

you want to breed a dragon? sick man

[MPSorc]

bowl it once with witnesses, what fun would it be to try and convince everyone i did it knowing my shitty game.

be a policeman or be a firefighter?

[El Burro]

Firefighter because I'd get to drive the trucks.

rock, paper, or scissor

[Nakiro]

Can't have three options.

Paper.

[Nakiro]

Oh yah, new question.

Castrated, or have your nipples cut off and have to have your crotched waxed once a year for the rest of your life.

[MPSorc]

the nipple thing, im a guy, can do without nipples

be a winner on price is right, or wheel of fortune?

[Stunseed]

Price is right.

Work in the morning, or work at night?

[Souzy]

Morning

Coffee or tea?

[HarmNone]

Tea, thank you. :)

Carbonated drink or fruit juice?

Drink + C02 :nod:

Spank or be spanked?

[Souzy]

Spanking goes good with rough sex.

Long hair or short hair?

[Weedmage Princess]

Long, cause my hair is long! ::cheer::

Really bad headache or really bad nausea?

Whoops...hee

[Edited on 7-22-2004 by Weedmage Princess]

[The Korean]

what's the difference? I don't experience both often...

[Weedmage Princess]

Meant it to say headache not stomach ache..

[The Korean]

Headache, because then I have a legitimate excuse to bitch at everyone around me.

Jeans, or khaki?

[Weedmage Princess]

Jeans

Milk chocolate or Dark chocolate?

[Caiylania]

Dark chocolate.

Water park or beach?

[Latrinsorm]

Beach.

Batman or Superman?

[Myshel]

Batman

Betty or Veronica

[Galleazzo]

Betty. She's a wholesome girl but you know she'll put out and I bet she's a screamer. Veronica, man, you know she's a tease.

Would you rather masturbate looking at naked pics of Michael Jackson or Boy George?

[Nakiro]

Uh God. Boy George. At least I know he doesn't sleep with little kids.

Only be able to eat salty foods or sweet foods for the rest of your life?

[Back]

I'd have to go with sweet. I could not hang with eating something savory without the sweet nectar of Coca-Cola to wash it down. Less sweet things taste salty to really sweet things also. Man I'd be one sketched out mo fo.

Would you rather make a ton of money for something you hate doing, or would you rather do what you really love and live like a pauper?

[Stunseed]

If I truly enjoyed it and could support my family properly, I'd do it hands down.

Watch the movie or read the book?

[Caiylania]

Read the book.

Stephen King or Michael Crichton? (sp?)

[Skirmisher]

Thats a tough one...The best of Crichton are great, but taking the works as a whole, i think you have to give it to King.

Would you rather have to break a bone (an arm or leg, not like a pinky toe) or have an infected tooth?

[Caiylania]

Broken bone.

Sky dive or deep sea dive?

[Skirmisher]

Sea dive, for sure.

What punishment would you rather take, no books or no music for six months?

[Caiylania]

No music. Books...... are............... sublime.

For one day, would you rather be in the Sahara desert dunes with no shirt or hat. Or a glacier in alaska with no coat or sunglasses?

[Artha]

Sahara. I could probably cover myself with sand, so I wouldn't be quite as fucked.


Dogs or cats?

[Caiylania]

Dogs. I actually have both and love both, but Ayla can go on trail rides with me :)

Which could you live without? Sight or hearing.

Hearing, because I'm as wise as a blind man :D

Arms or Legs?

[Caiylania]

Would rather loose my legs than my arms.

Would you rather have your dvd player or stereo stolen?

[SpunGirl]

Legs, because there are wheelchairs for that. And if I had no legs I wouldn't have to shave them anymore.

Oh if I ever lose my legs
I won't moan
And I won't beg
Oh if I ever lose my legs
Awayyya, aaay.
I won't have to walk, no more.

/cat stevens

Would you rather have no hair (at all) or no voice?

-K

[Skirmisher]

I'll take the no hair.

Would you rather get your dream car with the lease paid for four years, or a six week long dream vacation with first class accomodations all the way?

[SpunGirl]

Vacation, definitely.

Would you rather have an ass-ugly spouse or an ass-ugly child?

-K

[Axhinde]

Ugly-ass child....I won't ever be making love to my child.

Would you rather die of starvation or drowning?

[SpunGirl]

Drowning, starvation would be much more prolonged and nasty.

Would you rather burn to death or be stabbed to death?

-K

[Axhinde]

Stabbed to death, because burning hurts!!

Would you rather...be in a crappy porno or get lost in Thailand?

[Caiylania]

Get lost in Thailand. Though knowing my luck I would be kidnapped and put into a crappy porno.

Would you rather be hit by a semi truck or fall out of a plane without a parachute?

[Edited on 7-23-2004 by Caiylania]

[Axhinde]

Hit by a semi...less time to watch my impending doom.

Would you rather...be a circus clown or a rodeo clown?

[SpunGirl]

Fall out of a plane. If you're going to die, you might as well fly for awhile first.

Would you rather be stuck inside a big, beautiful house with everything you wanted or needed, but unallowed to leave, or wander the world with barely enough money to get by and continue your travels, and unallowed to make a home anywhere?

-K

[GSLeloo]

Circus clown cause I don't really get the difference.

I'd rather have a home cause at least then you could bring people in.

Would you rather never drink another glass of alcohol in any form or go without water for the rest of your life?

[SpunGirl]

Um. Alcohol, beacuse no water would be a pretty short fucking life.

Would you rather be mentally retarded or "normal" and just really, really stupid?

-K

[Axhinde]

Mentally retarded, because then I'd have an excuse...plus a nifty chair.

Would you rather lose all your hair or all your teeth?

[DeV]

Hair.. I could get a wig.

Would you rather jump out of a 10 story building with fishing hooks attactched to your eyebrows or have your nipples electrically sanded off and vinegar thrown on them?

[Skirmisher]

Yeesh..such lovely choices...

Well if forced...i guess I'd take the sanding as at least that I might survive.

And you are no longer in charge of party planning by the way!

Would you rather be a Senator or a Movie star?

[Axhinde]

Movie Star...Senator always seemed a boring job.

Would you rather...join the Army or go to jail? (I made my choice, I should have chosen jail.)

[SpunGirl]

Join the army. Even if it sucks, it looks better on your record than jail.

Would you rather eat a spider or a centipede?

-K

[DeV]

Spider, less crunch more juice.

Would you rather inhale a years worth of farts from the fattest man in the world or sniff dog poop from 2 feet away for 10 hours.

[SpunGirl]

You get points for creativity, DEV.

Dog poop.

Would you rather be physically beautiful and poor or very ugly and rich? (cosmetic surgery not allowed).

-K

[Shalla]

What about marrying someone rich if you're physically beautiful?

[SpunGirl]

That's allowed. I guess that would be one of the bonuses to the first option, while the upside to the second is that you could probably get someone hot to marry YOU.

-K

[Shalla]

What about marrying someone rich if you're physically beautiful?

But I'd rather be ugly and rich.. I can only have beauty for a little while.. but with money, I can somewhat give happiness to people I care about.

Would you rather be someone else? or Stay the way you are?


[Edited on 7-23-2004 by Lady Shalla]

[DeV]

Stay the way I am.

Would you rather have headphones on for the rest of your life or wear an eyepatch for the rest of your life.

[Edited on 7-23-2004 by DarkelfVold]

[Shalla]

Eyepatch.

Would you rather have a happy go lucky life on earth and go to hell? or be limited to the things you can do and go to heaven?

[DeV]

Happy go lucky life and go to hell. I don't believe in hell.

Would you rather every time you entered a room, the theme song to Star Wars plays from your crotch, or have genitals that glow like E.T.'s heart whenever you're attracted to someone?

[Caiylania]

Um Glow. I can try to cover that shit up.

Would you rather be supreme ruler of the world for one day, or the most famous actor in the world for one day?

[SpunGirl]

Supreme ruler of the world, because I can make rules in that 24 hours that will have effect even after I'm gone. Like, the three strikes and you're put to death moron law.

Kidding.

Would you rather never read another book or never see another movie for the rest of your life?

-K

PS DEV gets all the creativity points I have to hand out for the day. Star Wars, ROFL.

[Caiylania]

Never see another movie.

Give up GS or whatever game system you use (ps/xbox/etc.)

[DeV]

Give up GS.

Would you rather eat raw cow brain for a week, nothing more or only celery and peanut butter for the rest of your life?

[SpunGirl]

That's too disgusting to contemplate, but I'd have to go with the raw cow brain. Is there like, a set amount of brain I have to consume a la Fear Factor, or can I just drink water all week and nibble a little brain if I get really really hungry?

Would you rather work at a sewage treatment plant or a slaughterhouse?

-K

[100% Wool]

slaughterhouse

working in shit all day has to suck



would you eat 5 lbs of shit [ not yours ] or drink 2 gal of piss [ also not yours ]....possibly mine

[DeV]

Piss.. however it cannot be yours! and I must be allowed to drink it slowly over time.

Would you rather have your eyes and nipples change places or your hands and feet change places?

[Caiylania]

Um.... hands and feet.

Would you rather have a tail or antenna?

[The Korean]

A tail. It's like a third arm.

Live with your mother who bitches and yells at you daily, or live with your father who goes against your wishes; marries Super Bitch; adopts a kid and names him/her your name, after asking you if he could name it your name, and you saying no, and the whole family dissaproving of it?

[Nakiro]

Mom.

Single with great sex whenever you want it, or married with a happy family and decent sex when you want it.

[Latrinsorm]

Married. Duh.

Would you rather live Jesus' "life" (crucifixion and God-powers included) or J-Lo's? (This is the only time I will ever include those two in the same sentence. Also, DEV scares me.)

[GSLeloo]

J-Lo's.

Would you rather be stuck in a Rugrats show for the rest of your life or be in Big Brother forever with a bunch of whining 20 year olds and two grandma's (none of them ever age or have anything interesting ever happen to them)?

[Latrinsorm]

Rugrats. I would kick so much ass. You never know if there's going to be an ex-Marine or something on Big Brother (actually you might know, I wouldn't though, what with never having seen the show).

When going into a pool/ocean/any large body of water, inch in or like a bandaid?

CANNONBALL!

Hip-Hop or Classic Rock?

[Latrinsorm]

Classic Rock, but of course.

Assuming no later consequences (i.e. being arrested or killed), be in the Boy Scouts or be in a street gang?

[DeV]

Boy scouts. I rule at camping and gangs suck.

Would you rather have half a brain or half a tongue?

[Latrinsorm]

Half a tongue, cuz with half a brain I don't think I'd be able to appreciate full tongue.

Know when you're going to die or know when you're closest loved one is going to die?

[longshot]

Know when I'm going to die.

That would be one hell of a goodbye party...

Would you rather be Warclaidhm's mother or Klaive's mother?

[The Korean]

if i knew what i know now, Klaive's mother. Could have "accidently" dropped him and saved a lot of people problems.

Run around in an open field where you are the tallest thing during a lightning storm, or skydive into the eye of a hurricane/tornado?

[GSLeloo]

Run around an open field. At least then I have a better chance to survive.

Pepsi (Coke) with or without lemon

[Ilvane]

Diet coke with lemon(or lime).

Rich and miserable or poor and happy?

-A

[GSLeloo]

Rich and miserable. Can always buy what you need to be happy.

Never read another book again or never watch another TV show or movie.

[Latrinsorm]

No more books.

HBK or the Rock?

[Weedmage Princess]

The Rock.

Dennis Franz dancing nude in your bedroom or Shaq "nekkid on the beach?"

[HarmNone]

Personally, I'd rather have Dennis Franz dancing nude in my bedroom. :)

Take a walk or ride a bike?

[Caiylania]

Ride a bike.

Play in the rain or sunbathe?

[Artha]

Rain. Tans are for losers.


Paper cuts on your tongue, or on your...sensitive bits?

[Caiylania]

Totally agree! Love playing in the rain.

Sensitive bits.

Not be able to pee, or not be able to take a dump?

[MPSorc]

not pee

lose your main character in GS for ever, or suffer severe bodily harm?

[Weedmage Princess]

Lose my main character. I have to wonder who would make that kind of sacrifice over a GS character.

If you had to choose one for a spouse--

Really hot but totally shitty personality or pretty ugly but greatest personality ever?

[Latrinsorm]

Pretty ugly, because if my eyes keep going the way they are, I'll be pretty blind by the time I'm 30 anyways.

Drink your own urine and be guaranteed healthy or not drink your own urine and take your chances?

[Weedmage Princess]

I'll take my chances, thankyouverymuch.

If you had to, which would you forego for the rest of your life?

Sex or bathing?

[Latrinsorm]

Sex. If I quit bathing, it's not like I'm going to get any anyway.

Burn out or fade away?

[GSLeloo]

You could get trailer trash.

[Jolena]

Burn out, seems quicker although I am really not sure what that question meant rofl


Worm tunneling through your ear into your brain, or suffocating under a pillow over your face?

[Artha]

Smothered.


Dip yourself into a vat of sulfuric acid, or I don't have arms so I can't dip myself?

[Weedmage Princess]

Sulfuric acid. Dipping myself in it, that is...I'd hate to not have arms : /

Frosted mini wheats: The Plain Side for the adult in you or the Frosted Side for the kid in you?

[Edited on 7-25-2004 by Weedmage Princess]

[Jolena]

Ugh I hate those frosted thingies. *shudders* But if I had to choose it would be the frosted side to help me gag down the shredded wheat.

No toes or no fingers?

[Scott]

Originally posted by Jolena
Ugh I hate those frosted thingies. *shudders* But if I had to choose it would be the frosted side to help me gag down the shredded wheat.

No toes or no fingers?

No toes. It's easier to hide, and I would hate having to pick things up with my feet.

No arms or no legs?

[Jolena]

No legs because I could always sit in a chair. Although..sex wouldn't be NEAR as fun without my legs..*thinks* Ah well, legs it is, cause I would hate to not be able to use my arms.


Stranded with Bob Newhart or Frasier?

Frasier because I hear he does a lot of funny/retarded/retarded shit.

Intercourse or Oral?

[Latrinsorm]

Intercourse (no trailer trash for me) (they don't have trailers in Napanee, do they?).

Morning or the evening?

[GSLeloo]

Evening.

A dance club or a moonlit picnic?

[Latrinsorm]

Picnic.

Kill an ant (the black kind) or let it go?

[Caiylania]

Let it go.

On a two lane road about to become one lane.....
Let someone pass you or gun it?

[Latrinsorm]

Gun it (unless whoever is reading this is going to be testing me for my driver's license ever. In that case, maintain my speed in a legal manner).

Young or experienced?

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