Ex's can be so dumb...

[DianaBanana]

Ever have an ex who you thought was a nice person but just kinda dumb?

One of my ex's has started flirting with me again recently and I am cool with it. Here's the thing though, instead of giving me nice compliments like "Your hair looks so nice today" he'll say stupid things like "YOu know you have nice boobs" or "Yeah, you have a great ass."

I've already told him, after he said he wanted to take me out to dinner, that it would never work between us. The boy continues to give me "nice boob and ass" compliments though. Someone needs to teach him how to treat women. Oy vey.

:stupid:

[Betheny]

Stab him with an AIDS infected needle.

[DianaBanana]

Originally posted by Maimara
Stab him with an AIDS infected needle.

Yeah...how about no? :scared:

[Betheny]

You could stab him with a clean needle and tell him it was HIV infected. He probably wouldn't mess with you anymore.

[Weedmage Princess]

Diana's too nice to appreciate the sheer evil genius of that, Maimara.

Well, plan 2--with the clean needle that you just say is HIV infected. Just want to clarify that for any potential law enforcement officials that might be reading. Hi.

[Latrinsorm]

Just want to clarify that for any potential law enforcement officials that might be reading. Hi.Don't mind us.

-uhhh.. Bobmuhthol

(this is a joke, DON'T BAN ME PLZ)

[DianaBanana]

It's not like I think the boy needs to be punished I just think he needs some lessons on how to treat women. Poor guy has never been on more than a few dates with a girl (with the exception of me) before it didnt work out.

I'm not nice enough to teach him and honestly he doesnt really wanna hear it. It just gets annoying after awhile having someone tell you what nice tits you have. LOL

[Artha]

Run him over.

[Betheny]

You could get things all hot and heavy and then whip out a dildo and be like, "I want to fuck you in the ass first."

[Hips]

Originally posted by Maimara
You could get things all hot and heavy and then whip out a dildo and be like, "I want to fuck you in the ass first."

Oh my god. :heart: Maimara.

[Betheny]

Either way, if I was you, that dude would be getting poked with something.

[CrystalTears]

:wtf: Hold the phone a second. Is there anything else wrong with this guy other than being an ex and telling you that you look hot?

You're an ex. A relationship has been established in the past. The formalities and courtship were already done. You want him to court you all over again and tell you sweet nothings and not hear the gosh darned truth?

I dunno. I wouldn't have a problem with someone telling me I have a nice ass and great breasts. I'm told that all that time. You sure won't hear me complaining. And yes... my fiance said this to me while we were dating. I just don't see the harm in it. He was being honest. :shrug:

Tell me it's more than just the commentary that you won't give the guy the time of day. Tell me it's history and he's a plain jerk for other reasons. Please don't tell me you're not giving the guy a chance because he admires your beauty in his own blunt way.

Stabbing him with a needle? He said she had a great ass, he didn't call her a bitch, ya know. That just seems drastic.

[Edited on 7/20/2004 by CrystalTears]

[Numbers]

:yeahthat:

The formalities are done with. Maybe he knows that there won't be a relationship with you anymore, and he's just being joking and casual.

If you have a problem with him saying those things, tell him so, and I'm sure he'll stop. If he doesn't, then you can stab him with a needle.

[Bobmuhthol]

<<he's just being joking>>

I think you're on to something! She doesn't have a great ass at all!

[DeV]

Originally posted by CrystalTears
CT's entire post...
[Edited on 7/20/2004 by CrystalTears] Umm yeah..this whole post :thumbsup:
I told my girl those things before we started dating, as well as now. Maybe he's just being crude cause he can now that the relationship is over. Obvious that he's flirting with you and WANTS you, and why shouldn't he. From the looks of the pics you posted you have a nice ass, not sure about the boobs. (I'll be waiting for pictures so I can make judgement then). Seriously, he wants what he can no longer have. The comments are his way of saying, "I had it before and even though I can't have it now, I still had it and I'm going to tell you the two things I miss the most about us being together." :nods:

[Back]

Is the comment "you have a great ass" coming from a sexy black lesbian chick any more or less annoying?

I can relate with this guy, and Darkelfvoid, because I've done it, and I'm pretty sure I've had it come my way as well.

If you want it, make sure you both know where its NOT going. Then you can relax and have fun.

[Betheny]

Face stabbing is in good order.

Because face stabbing is ALWAYS called for.

[Bobmuhthol]

<<a sexy black lesbian chick>>

They don't exist.

[DeV]

Originally posted by Bobmuhthol
<<a sexy black lesbian chick>>

They don't exist. Yea.. that's why I date white girls.

[Weedmage Princess]

Eh, I think I can see where Diana's coming from. I don't want to speak for her but I know I wouldn't particularly like it if the only compliments someone gave me were "Wow you have a great ass, nice tits" etc etc.

Not to be a tight ass or anything, and believe me I appreciate dirty talk just as much as the next person but...when it's appropriate. If the only thing the guy can say to her is how great her backside and chest are, nothing more well then it's a clear indicator of what his sole intentions are. It's not cute, it's pretty rude actually and I think she should make a subtle suggestion to him that before he starts coming onto her [or any woman] like that he should do something about his penis size and sub par sexual ability. That might cool his jets a bit.

[Bobmuhthol]

And that is why you're racist.

[Weedmage Princess]

Edited because to be honest I don't think the question is worth asking.

[Edited on 7-20-2004 by Weedmage Princess]

[DeV]

I can agree that if those are the only things he's saying them that's definitely a downer. When you know how to treat a woman and you add those in the mix every now and then when the time is right (refer to Weedie's IM blunder) I see no harm. However if that's the only compliment he can think of to give you, he needs to come up with something better to say.

[Bobmuhthol]

Sure, black women can be sexy, but certainly not to me. Brown skin is fucking repugnant.

[DeV]

Originally posted by Bobmuhthol
Sure, black women can be sexy, but certainly not to me. Brown skin is fucking repugnant. And brown people everywhere breath a collective sigh of relief.

[Back]

Originally posted by DarkelfVold
And brown people everywhere breath a collective sigh of relief.

Oh shit, Bob just got pwnzf.

[Bobmuhthol]

All those brown people are taking my, the white man's, air. Racists.

[Weedmage Princess]

:lol: DEV

I'm a gringo medio.

I'm proud of my Ashkenazie/Sephardic/Spanish heritage.

And bob, all women with vagina's are sexy, and beautiful.


On subject, I'm having a nasty dry streak since my ex broke up with me in April OVER FUCKING AIM!

Living off campus during the summer makes me sexually inept; Diana, I'm glad you can live with the folks and still have the stamina to be sexually apt, or at least have your ex's crawling back to you.

[Weedmage Princess]

Stanley LOOKS Spanish.

[Back]

Originally posted by Bobmuhthol
All those brown people are taking my, the white man's, air. Racists.

Tell us how you really feel, Bob.

Not just air, but white women too.

In the infamous words of Artha, "Way to go wildly off-topic."

[Weedmage Princess]

I thought I heard that line somewhere before, it's followed by "With their big noses" or something like that. It's not original.

If I remember correctly I think he actually stole it off Grabbs from Psinet. Not 100% my memory isn't what it used to be (I WILL STAB WHOEVER MAKES AN OLD JOKE GODDAMNIT)

[The Korean]

We'll find a cure for Alzheimer's soon.

Nah weedie i'm only half spanish. And half Jewish (don't know how much sephardic slash ashekneiazi)

I can dance and balance a checkbook :D

[Bobmuhthol]

<<I thought I heard that line somewhere before, it's followed by "With their big noses" or something like that. It's not original.>>

It was in a Dave Chappelle skit, and you're a fucking idiot. You think he's the first person to ever say, "Black people are taking the white man's air"?

<<If I remember correctly I think he actually stole it off Grabbs from Psinet.>>

And do you think Grabbs is the first person to say it?

[Weedmage Princess]

Originally posted by Bobmuhthol
It was in a Dave Chappelle skit, and you're a fucking idiot. You think he's the first person to ever say, "Black people are taking the white man's air"?

All I said was I heard it somewhere before.


Originally posted by Bobmuhthol
And do you think Grabbs is the first person to say it?

Did I say he was? I can't help it I heard Grabbs say it first then shortly thereafter you're saying it as well.

Love the way you throw around the term "fucking idiot" like....you're not.

[Bobmuhthol]

<<All I said was I heard it somewhere before.>>

I've heard someone say that before. YOU ARE NOT ORIGINAL.

<<Did I say he was?>>

I've heard someone say that before. YOU ARE NOT ORIGINAL.

<<I can't help it I heard Grabbs say it first then shortly thereafter you're saying it as well.>>

Aw, it's too bad he was quoting Dave Chappelle and I didn't see that skit, eh? Fucking cunt.

<<Love the way you throw around the term "fucking idiot" like....you're not.>>

Exactly. You fucking idiot.

[Weedmage Princess]

Yay he played the "cunt" card. You get credit for going what..one whole post without saying it.

And yes Bob, I did hear it before, IT WASN'T ORIGINAL.

Guess what, Chapelle wasn't the first one to say that, either. Guess what else? You truly are a "fucking idiot" too. Possibly one of the biggest for failing to realize that you are so, too.

[Bobmuhthol]

<<And yes Bob, I did hear it before, IT WASN'T ORIGINAL.>>

I wasn't trying to copyright the phrase. Guess what? GRABBS WASN'T ORIGINAL WHEN HE SAID IT. DAVE CHAPPELLE WASN'T ORIGINAL WHEN HE SAID IT. I'M SURE IT WAS SAID MULTIPLE TIMES DURING THE SLAVERY ERA AND YOU HAVE ONLY FUCKING WHINED TO ME ABOUT IT.

<<Guess what, Chapelle wasn't the first one to say that, either.>>

HMM I THINK I SAID THAT.

[Weedmage Princess]

Whine? LOL that's too funny considering your crybaby ass is the one bellyaching about my OPEN COMMENT (Open as in, it wasn't even addressed to you.) I made a COMMENT that it wasn't original. You're the one who cried like the little stupid bitch you are:
"OMG YOU FUCKING CUNT YOU FUCKING IDIOT I NEVER SAID IT WAS ORIGINAL"

...because I pointed that it wasn't original.

And no, you didn't say Chapelle didn't get it from somewhere else. I did. I reiterate. Stupid little bitch.

[Bobmuhthol]

Me: It was in a Dave Chappelle skit, and you're a fucking idiot. You think he's the first person to ever say, "Black people are taking the white man's air"?

You: And no, you didn't say Chapelle didn't get it from somewhere else. I did. I reiterate. Stupid little bitch.

[Back]

:flamewar:

:lol2:

:popcorn:

:clap:

[Weedmage Princess]

Guess I missed that. +1 for you.


However, you're STILL a fucking idiot therefore should NOT be throwing around the term "fucking idiot" like you're NOT one and you're STILL a whiny, stupid little bitch. -1000000 points for you.

[Bobmuhthol]

I've heard that before. It's not original.


I hope you enjoy my avatar.

Just kidding about the avatar. Apparently 160x160 is too large for the 170x170 max.

Edited again to remove the picture because this time I actually am being nice.

[Edited on 7-20-2004 by Bobmuhthol]

[The Korean]

Originally posted by Bobmuhthol
<<I thought I heard that line somewhere before, it's followed by "With their big noses" or something like that.It's not original.>>

It was in a Dave Chappelle skit, and you're a fucking idiot. You think he's the first person to ever say, "Black people are taking the white man's air"?

<<If I remember correctly I think he actually stole it off Grabbs from Psinet.>>

And do you think Grabbs is the first person to say it?

bob, take a quick look above again for me. real quick.

You assume too much. I don't remember before this post weedie saying anything about hearing it from Chappelle's show, and saying it was he who first said it.

[Varsus]

I swear you are both taking to much of my air.

-Varsus

[DeV]

Chppelle was right and so was whoever said it before him. ::takes a breath of air:: mmmmm ::takes another::

[Bobmuhthol]

<<I don't remember before this post weedie saying anything about hearing it from Chappelle's show, and saying it was he who first said it.>>

UH HI YOU'RE NOT INVOLVED IN THIS AND YOU'RE ALREADY WRONG SO SHUT THE FUCK UP AND READ THE ENTIRE CONVERSATION.

[Weedmage Princess]

:clap: Go Bob.

[The Korean]

Originally posted by Bobmuhthol
<<I don't remember before this post weedie saying anything about hearing it from Chappelle's show, and saying it was he who first said it.>>

UH HI YOU'RE NOT INVOLVED IN THIS AND YOU'RE ALREADY WRONG SO SHUT THE FUCK UP AND READ THE ENTIRE CONVERSATION.

let's see...this is a message board, correct? and everyone can see this, correct? I think everyone who reads this is involved. otherwise, you would have kept this to IM's if you didn't want to involve others.

[Bobmuhthol]

Okay. My bad.

YOU'RE STILL WRONG.

[Weedmage Princess]

Sssh, don't disturb him, he's throwing a tantrum.

[CrystalTears]

I suggest things settle down before things get bad enough for me to take action.

So let's get back on topic. Anything else not related to Diana's man problems will be deleted.

[Suppa Hobbit Mage]

Post pictures and create a poll?

Ah, how totally pigish of me. What I meant to say was, He's not over you and wants a reaction, any reaction, so you will pay him attention. Really, thats my take on it.

[DianaBanana]

Dont fuckin hijack my thread people. Get the fuck out of here, thanks. :lol:

Anyway, I've discussed all this with our mutal friends and they all say the same thing. He's having bad luck in dating and he's going back to whats familar...me.

Like I said before, I outright said to him that even if he did take me out to dinner it wouldnt lead to anything. We just dont work together. Oh well, we'll see what happens when I see him on wednesday at bowling.

[Faent]

You're not a big fan of friends with benefits, I take it?

-Scott

[DianaBanana]

Originally posted by Faent
You're not a big fan of friends with benefits, I take it?

-Scott

Not with this guy, no. He really irritated me while going out and afterwards. Like I've said, he means well but he's just sooooo annoying.

Nice set of bowling balls.

[CrystalTears]

Heh, there's a reason they're called an ex. ;)

[Blazing247]

<Anyway, I've discussed all this with our mutal friends and they all say the same thing. He's having bad luck in dating and he's going back to whats familar...me.>

All depends what you mean by familiar. I banged my ex from over five years ago when the opportunity arose. After that long, it's not familiar, it's pretty much strange pussy. I count her twice on my lists, cause I banged her as a youth and as an adult. I win.

[DianaBanana]

Um let's clarify something, we never banged thank god. We went out back at the end of last year. Since then, he's been going on dates and the girls end up breaking it off with him by like the 3rd one. Anyway, it really doesnt matter. It was just annoying me.

[Weedmage Princess]

If you told him you don't like his comments and he keeps making them, then tell him not to talk to you if he can't find something else to say. It's an issue of respect. People are only going to treat you the way you let them. If he can't respect your wishes to find something else to say other than comment on your chest and backside all the time, tell him to leave you alone.

Sometimes people who "mean well" need a little "less than subtle" explanations of things. It doesn't make him bad, nor does it make you wrong. Unless you continue to stew over it and not do anything about it. Then you're in the wrong.

[CrystalTears]

Ah well, after reading the rest of it, I can see now that's he's just being a jerko and wanting to get your attention. Maybe he's run out of nookie? :D

Yeah just tell him to be nicer or STFU.

[Latrinsorm]

Originally posted by Weedmage Princess
then tell him not to talk to you if he can't find something else to say. Brandish a needle while you do so. :yes:

This next part isn't addressed at anyone specifically, honest:

Isn't it odd to type a post in all caps but use only periods as punctuation?

[DeV]

Originally posted by DianaBanana
Um let's clarify something, we never banged thank god. We went out back at the end of last year. Since then, he's been going on dates and the girls end up breaking it off with him by like the 3rd one. Anyway, it really doesnt matter. It was just annoying me. There goes my entire theory on why he was saying those things.
Wanting what you can't have and being annoying about it. :thumbsdown:

Bob is just mad cause someone like me could easily still all his chicks :P

[Drew2]

Originally posted by RangerD1
Bob is just mad cause someone like me could easily still all his chicks :P

1. Steal.
2. Way to not listen to CT.

Heh on topic. I remember breaching the topic of how would you react if someone "Said nice tits out of the blue" and I beleive your response was non negative. Therefore, WTF.

Anyway, its not a real relationship unless you banged anyway.

[Wezas]

On Topic, ask him if he'd be up for a 3-some.

When he agrees, bring in the other guy.

[xtc]

lol that is evil.

Regarding your post, it could be as simple as he is horny period. If it bothers you tell him it is unacceptable & that u can be continue friends but not if he makes those comments

[DianaBanana]

Oh I just tell him to :stfu:, and sometimes he does and other times he thinks I'm joking. Like I said, he's a good guy but a total dumbass. :yes:

Originally posted by Tayre

Originally posted by RangerD1
Bob is just mad cause someone like me could easily still all his chicks :P

1. Steal.
2. Way to not listen to CT.

Heh, I was in a rush :P