If we lived in an Agrarian society what would you do for a living?

[4a6c1]

Ask yourself this question: What would I do for a living in a completely agrarian society? Small towns. Farms. Ranches etc.

This is fun, play my game. Everybody wins. Explain your choice too.

[Back]

Normally I would find where I could help most and do that.

If I had a choice it would be a process of elimination.

I do not like horses. So anything to do with them or other large farm animals is out.

Generally I like animals so I would have to discount anything to do with their production for consumption.

Not interested in rising with the sun so farming is out.

While I know how religion could be a vehicle to power and riches I could never bring myself to be so knowingly deceitful.

Not brave enough to be a highwayman. Even stealing from the rich. To much risk for reward.

I can tinker so I would probably fall into the inventor/engineer category. Better yet with a group of like skilled individuals.

Community leader? If needed. But I would be happy just being a community voice.

[4a6c1]

Awesome Back. What would you invent?

I picked Rancher. My first fascination with patterns was studying horse petigrees and breed modifications.

[Back]

Awesome Back. What would you invent?

I picked Rancher. My first fascination with patterns was studying horse petigrees and breed modifications.

Making tools. Moving water. Construction. Storage. Refrigeration. Heating. Airplanes. You name it.

[Androidpk]

I would run a bar/casino/brothel while dealing in black market merchandise on the down low.

[4a6c1]

Haha! Leave it to Pk to bring in the dark underworld.

[Tgo01]

Criminal. Why work hard for everything when I can just steal it all from those poor suckers who do?

[Rucca]

Hydroponics...you know, to grow plants and stuff. I'd also be a pig farmer on the side.

[Androidpk]

Haha! Leave it to Pk to bring in the dark underworld.

I would be a firm but fair business owner. I would also have an alliance with the good sheriff, Stan B, to make sure low brow criminals like Terrence Gippypants doesn't unsettle the society (or steal business from me.)

[Androidpk]

I will need hogs to feed unruly customers to.

[BriarFox]

Blacksmith.

[Tgo01]

I would be a firm but fair business owner. I would also have an alliance with the good sheriff, Stan B, to make sure low brow criminals like Terrence Gippypants doesn't unsettle the society (or steal business from me.)

Low brow criminal? I'm going to be the Agrarian crime kingpin. I'm going to demand protection money from Back, I'm going to steal all of Rojo's cattle, I'm going to steal all of Rucca's crops and I'm going to have my gang of 20 hairy midgets break your kneecaps.

[Gelston]

It'd be too boring. Criminal/Highwayman. Or Law Enforcement.

[Rucca]

Low brow criminal? I'm going to be the Agrarian crime kingpin. I'm going to demand protection money from Back, I'm going to steal all of Rojo's cattle, I'm going to steal all of Rucca's crops and I'm going to have my gang of 20 hairy midgets break your kneecaps.

In all reality, you will be buying/selling my crops.

[Rallorick]

brewmaster...

...or the Skipper.

[Back]

I'm going to demand protection money from Back

Well someone is going to have to make a press to make the money...

[leifastagsweed]

I feel like this thread is a big 'duh' from my perspective, but it's sure interesting to see others! :)

[FlayedAngel]

I would run a bar/casino/brothel while dealing in black market merchandise on the down low.

You stole my idea before I came up with it.

[FlayedAngel]

I feel like this thread is a big 'duh' from my perspective, but it's sure interesting to see others! :)

Robber-Baron. Am I right? :D

*slow-wink*

[Warriorbird]

Winemaker and grape grower.

[Fallen]

I'd likely attempt to apprentice with a metalworker or medical practitioner.

[msconstrew]

I would develop irrigation techniques for more consistent crops! Engineers ftw!

Also, I would let Pk bury the bodies in little-known tracts of land for a cut of profits.

[Showal]

I would be a travelling salesman who is also a rapist.

[4a6c1]

I would be a travelling salesman who is also a rapist.

:rofl:

So nobody wants to grow food. GUYS. WE WOULD STARVE GUYS.

[Back]

:rofl:

So nobody wants to grow food. GUYS. WE WOULD STARVE GUYS.

No community leaders either. We would be a loose band of unruly anarchists.

[4a6c1]

I wouldn't mind speaking stoicly prior to Manhunts for Terrence from my actual high horse.

[Lolleia]

I'll grow food but it will just be a front for my escort service. Which will be wayyy better than PK's brothel.

[Gweneivia]

:rofl:

So nobody wants to grow food. GUYS. WE WOULD STARVE GUYS.

PIGS=BACON. What more food do we need?

[Lolleia]

If we're only going to be eating bacon then I'm changing my profession to doctor.

[diethx]

That won't be necessary, because as an inventor, I will invent a pill that makes bacon healthy.

[NocturnalRob]

Brick Top?

[Lolleia]

That won't be necessary, because as an inventor, I will invent a pill that makes bacon healthy.

<3 Diethx can be our leader.

[Liagala]

I'd go with combination rancher/farmer, and make friends with BriarFox and Lolleia. Between Briar's blacksmithing making me tools and stuff, and all the raw materials I need in the form of crops/leftovers from animal slaughter, I could invent (recreate? Is this post-apocalyptic?) some major comforts. Better clothing, soap, candles, food that's actually tasty instead of just filling, etc. I'd use the fact that I'm the only one selling these luxuries (and Lolleia's girls) to keep PK and T-thief off my case. Everyone would love me for making their lives easier, and I'd be elected community leader.

Did I cover everything?

[diethx]

<3 Diethx can be our leader.

Naturally!

[Androidpk]

Gelston, I'll need a good enforcer/bouncer and I pay better than anyone else.

[Buckwheet]

Insurance man. We would have to work out some form of barter if we didn't invent money.

[Tgo01]

Gelston, I'll need a good enforcer/bouncer and I pay better than anyone else.

No no, Gelston is going to come work for me. He can head up the extortion/crop thieving department in my criminal syndicate. That comes with much more tail than being a bouncer at your bar.

[Drew]

Criminal. Why work hard for everything when I can just steal it all from those poor suckers who do?

I would do that via government.

[Lolleia]

I'll need a good bottom bitch. Where the hell is Tisket when you need her?!

[NocturnalRob]

I'll need a good bottom bitch. Where the hell is Tisket when you need her?!
She busy right now. I'm plowing her field.

[Drew]

I would be Cato the Younger.

[Lolleia]

She busy right now. I'm plowing her field.

You can pay me in goats and chickens.

[Jace Solo]

I seem to do well in Leadership situations. I don't know if it's because I was military or raised by military.
I don't generally ask for the role but most of the time people follow because I take care of them and set a good example for allowing them to have a voice and explaining consequences/outcomes.
I don't shy away from work either. I think anyone that'd be a community leader in this society would also have a primary job and be relied on for leadership second (until the society grew big enough to need a full time leader). I'd probably fall into Law Enforcement, Farmer or Doctor...but then I probably wouldn't be as well trained as a physician if we were truly an Agrarian society. Teacher perhaps?

[Delias]

I'd keep a small stable at my vineyard, and I would also keep bees, that I may make mead from their honey.

[Sam]

Unlike some religions we only ask for 7% of your income, but you still get all the guilt you'd expect.

[Allereli]

I'd go back to performing. fuck farming

[Androidpk]

I'd go back to performing. fuck farming

Come and see me for a job.

[TheEschaton]

I'd probably be the crazy guy on the outskirts of town.

[Androidpk]

I'd keep a small stable at my vineyard, and I would also keep bees, that I may make mead from their honey.

Sounds like a perfect trading opportunity. You provide with mead and I provide you with honey.

[Some Rogue]

I'd probably be the crazy guy on the outskirts of town making bombs.

Fixed

[Delias]

Sounds like a perfect trading opportunity. You provide with mead and I provide you with honey.

Sounds fair. I prefer barter to cash anyway.

[Manamethis]

I wasn't sure what agrarian meant so I chose Farm or Ranch mixture. I'd like to have a lot of land and all sorts of animals and crops.

[Tgo01]

I'd probably be the crazy guy on the outskirts of town.

Come on TheE this is supposed to be a fantasy type of question, don't mix your real life into it.

[Latrinsorm]

Decomposition, because I would be stone dead without modern medicine.

[Rucca]

Decomposition, because I would be stone dead without modern medicine.

No, no. I'd grow a certain plant that would make you feel much better. Then feed you bacon. Lots of healthy bacon.

[Jarvan]

I like growing my own food.

[WRoss]

I'd be a corrupt politician. If anything, the PC shows that you fuckers don't know shit when it comes to politics.

[Tgo01]

I'd be a corrupt politician. If anything, the PC shows that you fuckers don't know shit when it comes to politics.

Well that's one politician I'll have in my criminal utopia pocket. Man this society is turning out just like real life. Go go PC!

[Back]

So why is society all of a sudden agrarian? Nuclear war? Comet? Computer virus? Nano disaster? Zombie apocalypse? Do we have electricity? Fuel? Machines still work?

[WRoss]

Well that's one politician I'll have in my criminal utopia pocket. Man this society is turning out just like real life. Go go PC!

just quiet dissent and we have a deal. Ohh, and load the ballots

[Warriorbird]

I'd keep a small stable at my vineyard, and I would also keep bees, that I may make mead from their honey.

I'd trade Pinot Noir and Viognier for awesome honey. Concord Grapes do sort of count as food too. People wouldn't have to miss their jelly.

[EasternBrand]

Has anyone chosen gluttonous baronial landowner? Okay, I choose that.

[Tisket]

I think I'd go with "Enforcer" for the new regime. You know, the person that walks around with a cattle prod (what good is a new start if youc an't also have fun?) making sure people stay in line. And of course I'd totally be dressed bad ass, lots of leather, boots, and a low-brimmed hat. Maybe spurs. And of course, I'd have mutated into a woman with fearsome ninja skills and impenetrable skin, so I wouldn't have to fear the occasional do-gooder assassin types. Fuck them. Oh and I'd be able to create chocolate by snapping my fingers. Which of course, I'd sell for a premium to you poor slobs. Also, I think I would like my skin to glow with a soft nimbus of light. LIKE AN ANGEL! Oh and perfect teeth and see-in-the-dark eyes! fuck yeah, people would fear and worship me. I could totally get into that kind of apocaplypse.

[Jarvan]

I think I'd go with "Enforcer" for the new regime. You know, the person that walks around with a cattle prod (what good is a new start if youc an't also have fun?) making sure people stay in line. And of course I'd totally be dressed bad ass, lots of leather, boots, and a low-brimmed hat. Maybe spurs. And of course, I'd have mutated into a woman with fearsome ninja skills and impenetrable skin, so I wouldn't have to fear the occasional do-gooder assassin types. Fuck them. Oh and I'd be able to create chocolate by snapping my fingers. Which of course, I'd sell for a premium to you poor slobs. Also, I think I would like my skin to glow with a soft nimbus of light. LIKE AN ANGEL! Oh and perfect teeth and see-in-the-dark eyes! fuck yeah, people would fear and worship me. I could totally get into that kind of apocaplypse.

I'm ok with this.

[diethx]

I think I'd go with "Enforcer" for the new regime. You know, the person that walks around with a cattle prod (what good is a new start if youc an't also have fun?) making sure people stay in line. And of course I'd totally be dressed bad ass, lots of leather, boots, and a low-brimmed hat. Maybe spurs. And of course, I'd have mutated into a woman with fearsome ninja skills and impenetrable skin, so I wouldn't have to fear the occasional do-gooder assassin types. Fuck them. Oh and I'd be able to create chocolate by snapping my fingers. Which of course, I'd sell for a premium to you poor slobs. Also, I think I would like my skin to glow with a soft nimbus of light. LIKE AN ANGEL! Oh and perfect teeth and see-in-the-dark eyes! fuck yeah, people would fear and worship me. I could totally get into that kind of apocaplypse.

It sounds like you should really make nice with an inventor who can invent all this shit for you.

[Tisket]

It sounds like you should really make nice with an inventor who can invent all this shit for you.

What, these skills wouldn't just appear magically when society collapses? Now I am sad.

[diethx]

What, these skills wouldn't just appear magically when society collapses? Now I am sad.

It's ok, I will gladly invent these abilities for you so long as I get free chocolate and lifetime protection.

[Delias]

What, these skills wouldn't just appear magically when society collapses? Now I am sad.

For the record, I actually know how to make mead, and care for horses. The bees were a bit of a stretch.

[Showal]

I think I'd go with "Enforcer" for the new regime. You know, the person that walks around with a cattle prod (what good is a new start if youc an't also have fun?) making sure people stay in line. And of course I'd totally be dressed bad ass, lots of leather, boots, and a low-brimmed hat. Maybe spurs. And of course, I'd have mutated into a woman with fearsome ninja skills and impenetrable skin, so I wouldn't have to fear the occasional do-gooder assassin types. Fuck them. Oh and I'd be able to create chocolate by snapping my fingers. Which of course, I'd sell for a premium to you poor slobs. Also, I think I would like my skin to glow with a soft nimbus of light. LIKE AN ANGEL! Oh and perfect teeth and see-in-the-dark eyes! fuck yeah, people would fear and worship me. I could totally get into that kind of apocaplypse.

I'd have raped you last time I was in town.

[Tisket]

I'd have raped you last time I was in town.

Since diethx would've foreseen this kind of thing and invented a strapon vagina with snapping teeth, you'd be a rapist without a weapon. Sorry bout that, dude. I have no control of the teeth.

[diethx]

They're like a cross between shark and Supernatural-vampire teeth. You're fucked, Showal.

[4a6c1]

YOU GUYS ARE RUINING MY FARMVILLE WITH YOUR CASTLEVANIA BULLSHIT.

[Androidpk]

Go team Alucard!

[4a6c1]

Dracula spelled backwards?

[Androidpk]

Dracula spelled backwards?

Rojo that is an astute observation. Yes, it is Dracula spelled backwards, he's also a major character in the Castlevania series. He is Dracula's son.

[Showal]

Since diethx would've foreseen this kind of thing and invented a strapon vagina with snapping teeth, you'd be a rapist without a weapon. Sorry bout that, dude. I have no control of the teeth.

How naive that you assume I'm trying to rape your vagina. I sold that particular device for years. One of my best selling models, particularly on my second trip to a town. I would have seen that coming and gone for the loophole.

[Androidpk]

How naive that you assume I'm trying to rape your vagina. I sold that particular device for years. One of my best selling models, particularly on my second trip to a town. I would have seen that coming and gone for the loophole.

Would you have blown her where the pampers are?

[Tisket]

How naive that you assume I'm trying to rape your vagina. I sold that particular device for years. One of my best selling models, particularly on my second trip to a town. I would have seen that coming and gone for the loophole.

All contingencies would have been covered. Makes it hard to walk and talk but whatever. Worth it to see a wannabe rapists expression when things go south.


YOU GUYS ARE RUINING MY FARMVILLE WITH YOUR CASTLEVANIA BULLSHIT.

You are the very definition of "narrow-minded." Expand your mind.

[Warriorbird]

For the record, I actually know how to make mead, and care for horses. The bees were a bit of a stretch.

I've never handled bees either. Wine and jam I'm down with. I bet we could figure something out though. Our crops need bees.

[Warriorbird]

I think I'd go with "Enforcer" for the new regime. You know, the person that walks around with a cattle prod (what good is a new start if youc an't also have fun?) making sure people stay in line. And of course I'd totally be dressed bad ass, lots of leather, boots, and a low-brimmed hat. Maybe spurs. And of course, I'd have mutated into a woman with fearsome ninja skills and impenetrable skin, so I wouldn't have to fear the occasional do-gooder assassin types. Fuck them. Oh and I'd be able to create chocolate by snapping my fingers. Which of course, I'd sell for a premium to you poor slobs. Also, I think I would like my skin to glow with a soft nimbus of light. LIKE AN ANGEL! Oh and perfect teeth and see-in-the-dark eyes! fuck yeah, people would fear and worship me. I could totally get into that kind of apocaplypse.

Get your Rhona Mitra on.

http://ia.media-imdb.com/images/M/MV5BMTA0ODg0Nzk1MTZeQTJeQWpwZ15BbWU3MDAzNTE5MTc@._ V1._SX640_SY425_.jpg

[4a6c1]

You are the very definition of "narrow-minded." Expand your mind.

Ahahaha. Right. Tiskets 8th grade comprehension level strikes again. It's like you get dumber and less accurate with every attempted insult.

Tisket I don't have time to laugh at you as you desperately seek the attention and valedation of online strangers today. Please try again tomorrow.

[diethx]

Get your Rhona Mitra on.

http://ia.media-imdb.com/images/M/MV5BMTA0ODg0Nzk1MTZeQTJeQWpwZ15BbWU3MDAzNTE5MTc@._ V1._SX640_SY425_.jpg

That movie was beyond awful, but yes, she was badass in it.

[Tisket]

8th grade comprehension level strikes again. It's like you get dumber and less accurate with every attempted insult.

You desperately seek the attention and valedation of online strangers today.

It's like you were looking in a mirror as you typed that.

If your personality allowed for honest self-awareness, you might've realized this before you hit the post button.

[Tisket]

Get your Rhona Mitra on.

http://ia.media-imdb.com/images/M/MV5BMTA0ODg0Nzk1MTZeQTJeQWpwZ15BbWU3MDAzNTE5MTc@._ V1._SX640_SY425_.jpg


It's like looking in a mirror!

[Showal]

It's like looking in a mirror!

[4a6c1]

Ermagerd. Tisket. You're turning all the fun threads into personal rag fests.I realize you could never hold an intelligent discussion on anything of importance and this exchange constitutes the extent to which your white trash brain can communicate with other people but it's getting sad. To state the obvious (I'm sure you already are aware), everything you have used to describe me so far has been opposite of the person I actually am. It's getting ridiculous the extent to which you are operating outside reality. What's more, I can barely understand your posts at his point. The maturity level with which you are using to quantify my personality is difficult for me to comprehend...I have literally never been as stupid and petty as you are coming off as, not even when I was a child. If you were posting in Chinese I might better understand you but for now I don't translate petty middle school girl bullshit very well.

Can you just do us all a favor and go back to posting your tits and not much else? Everyone thanks you.

[diethx]

Ermagerd. Tisket. You're turning all the fun threads into personal rag fests.I realize you could never hold an intelligent discussion on anything of importance and this exchange constitutes the extent to which your white trash brain can communicate with other people but it's getting sad. To state the obvious (I'm sure you already are aware), everything you have used to describe me so far has been opposite of the person I actually am. It's getting ridiculous the extent to which you are operating outside reality. What's more, I can barely understand your posts at his point. The maturity level with which you are using to quantify my personality is difficult for me to comprehend...I have literally never been as stupid and petty as you are coming off as, not even when I was a child. If you were posting in Chinese I might better understand you but for now I don't translate petty middle school girl bullshit very well.

Can you just do us all a favor and go back to posting your tits and not much else? Everyone thanks you.

http://edge.ilpvideo.com/img/2010/11/07/things-are-getting-pretty-serious.jpg

[Tgo01]

Can you just do us all a favor and go back to posting your tits and not much else? Everyone thanks you.

Anyone else see the irony in a feminist telling a woman to stop sharing her opinions and instead just show her tits?

[Delias]

Anyone else see the irony in a feminist telling a woman to stop sharing her opinions and instead just show her tits?

It's particularly appealing, isn't it?

[4a6c1]

Fuck though. Seriously. I don't know how else to say " Person with inferior IQ, please quit projecting the things you hate about yourself onto somone you don't know online."

[Makkah]

I have actually been pondering this thread a few days. I originally thought I'd definitely be healthcare if not a physician... in the end, I think I'd enjoy mining. I'm just that unmotivated.

[Stanley Burrell]

I voted for the "Sheep or Goat Farm" option, because maybe I've been a glass of orange juice but being an entire farm is straight up day trippy.

Huh? And probably a tome assorter for the religious leader whazzit.

[Androidpk]

I voted for the "Sheep or Goat Farm" option, because maybe I've been a glass of orange juice but being an entire farm is straight up day trippy.

Huh? And probably a tome assorter for the religious leader whazzit.


I need you as sheriff but if you want to be my accountant instead that works too.

[Showal]

Ermagerd. Tisket. You're turning all the fun threads into personal rag fests.I realize you could never hold an intelligent discussion on anything of importance and this exchange constitutes the extent to which your white trash brain can communicate with other people but it's getting sad. To state the obvious (I'm sure you already are aware), everything you have used to describe me so far has been opposite of the person I actually am. It's getting ridiculous the extent to which you are operating outside reality. What's more, I can barely understand your posts at his point. The maturity level with which you are using to quantify my personality is difficult for me to comprehend...I have literally never been as stupid and petty as you are coming off as, not even when I was a child. If you were posting in Chinese I might better understand you but for now I don't translate petty middle school girl bullshit very well.

Can you just do us all a favor and go back to posting your tits and not much else? Everyone thanks you.

Remember when we were having fun and then my two moms starting fighting?

[4a6c1]

Haha. She started it! Go sit in time out for talking back.

[Showal]

Haha. She started it! Go sit in time out for talking back.

Can we just go back to enjoying ourselves? You fucking jerks that I adore.

[Tisket]

Ermagerd. Tisket. You're turning all the fun threads into personal rag fests.I realize you could never hold an intelligent discussion on anything of importance and this exchange constitutes the extent to which your white trash brain can communicate with other people but it's getting sad. To state the obvious (I'm sure you already are aware), everything you have used to describe me so far has been opposite of the person I actually am. It's getting ridiculous the extent to which you are operating outside reality. What's more, I can barely understand your posts at his point. The maturity level with which you are using to quantify my personality is difficult for me to comprehend...I have literally never been as stupid and petty as you are coming off as, not even when I was a child. If you were posting in Chinese I might better understand you but for now I don't translate petty middle school girl bullshit very well.

Can you just do us all a favor and go back to posting your tits and not much else? Everyone thanks you.

A douchebag attempt at taking the moral high ground while pretending to be a victim? Am I reading that right? Please. You are so full of horseshit.

But if it will smooth things over, allow me to apologize: I'm sorry you're uneducated. I'm sorry you lack the capacity for effective self-analysis which might allow you to become aware of your own abysmal ignorance. I'm sorry you are an ineffective feminist douchebag. I'm sorry you become indignant when your ignorance is pointed out. I'm sorry you get emotionally upset when your precious threads go off course. I'm sorry that you are utterly incapable of laughing at yourself. I guess what I'm saying is I'm sorry you are you. It must really suck.

We good now? Good.

[Showal]

I would have sold snake oil and other placebos.

[Tisket]

Haha. She started it! Go sit in time out for talking back.

Uh no I didn't. We were joking around having fun and you came in with your usual stick-in-the-mud style and was like: "STOP WRECKING MY THREAD WITH YOUR NONSENSE!!"

But I shouldn't be surprised by your revisionist history. That's how you roll.

[Tisket]

I would have sold snake oil and other placebos.

STOP HAVING FUN IN THIS THREAD.

You are such a bad boy.

[FlayedAngel]

I would have sold snake oil and other placebos.

Filed under Shit I Misread:
I would have Solid Snake Oil and other placebos.

[4a6c1]

We good now? Good.

Oh good. I struck a nerve. I'm relieved you have them. For your childs sake at least.


Uh no I didn't. We were joking around having fun and you came in with your usual stick-in-the-mud style and was like: "STOP WRECKING MY THREAD WITH YOUR NONSENSE!!"


Nah darlin. You just wanted another excuse to continue humping my leg in yet another thread like the retarded little drooling poodle you are. That's cool. I know u jelly.

[Warriorbird]

STOP HAVING FUN IN THIS THREAD.

http://images.allmoviephoto.com/2008_Doomsday/2008_doomsday_036.jpg

[4a6c1]

Whatever happens... I really really dont want to be the one with the ass cheeks showing through the pants.

[diethx]

Oh good. I struck a nerve. I'm relieved you have them. For your childs sake at least.



Nah darlin. You just wanted another excuse to continue humping my leg in yet another thread like the retarded little drooling poodle you are. That's cool. I know u jelly.

What the fuck. Rojo is Tsa'ah?

/mind blown

[Tisket]

What the fuck. Rojo is Tsa'ah?

/mind blown

No shit.

Except Tsa'ah was smarter and more interesting.


Oh good. I struck a nerve. I'm relieved you have them. For your childs sake at least.

lol wut?

I don't ever get upset over anything someone says to me here. But, once again let me apologize: I'm sorry you feel so desperate to hit a nerve that you'll make up anything.

Personally I don't like to play make believe but feel free.

[Some Rogue]

Personally I don't like to play make believe but feel free.

Oh I think you do Trebek, I think you do indeed. ;)

[Tisket]

Oh I think you do Trebek, I think you do indeed. ;)

Don't make me tag-stalk you.

(I am not sure how but that's neither here nor there!)

[Showal]

STOP HAVING FUN IN THIS THREAD.

You are such a bad boy.

There I was having a fun conversation over dinner and then someone spilled their drink. Then my two moms got in a fight and now I think they're going to get a divorce
I have been in my room all day crying because I'm convinced its my fault. All I want is to have a happy home where my moms don't fight all the time and make things awkward for everyone else.

[msconstrew]

There I was having a fun conversation over dinner and then someone spilled their drink. Then my two moms got in a fight and now I think they're going to get a divorce. I have been in my room all day crying because I'm convinced its my fault. All I want is to have a happy home where my moms don't fight all the time and make things awkward for everyone else.

Showal, sometimes when two mommies love each other very much ... oh, never mind. Yes, it is all your fault. One of the stipulations of the divorce settlement will be to fund your therapy through age 30, or through your own marriage, whichever occurs first.

[Showal]

Showal, sometimes when two mommies love each other very much ... oh, never mind. Yes, it is all your fault. One of the stipulations of the divorce settlement will be to fund your therapy through age 30, or through your own marriage, whichever occurs first.

Will you represent me in the court hearings? I have a feeling this is going to get messy.

[msconstrew]

Will you represent me in the court hearings? I have a feeling this is going to get messy.

I have a better suggestion. Let's see if we can make you into an emancipated minor!

[Kuyuk]

I'd lead this wonderful community!


Likely into the ground!

[Delias]

I'd lead this wonderful community!


Likely into the ground!

You are clearly the tavern's combination cook and serving wench.

[Kuyuk]

So my leadership would be by breadcrumbs?

Fair enough..

[Kuyuk]

Also, on topic, girls only fight girls when both are not inundated with attention from men.

It seems we've been slacking off asking for titties and beer.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SgyeshD8RJY (skip to like 15 seconds or something)

[FlayedAngel]

Also, on topic, girls only fight girls when both are not inundated with attention from men.

It seems we've been slacking off asking for titties and beer.
Will this be your first action as leading body? *grin*

[Androidpk]

Why ask for them when you can just come to my establishment and get as much of both as you want.

[diethx]

Why ask for them when you can just come to my establishment and get as much of both as you want.

Because this is a fantasy world, and Kuyuk wants something different than his typical Saturday nights.

[Warriorbird]

Whatever happens... I really really dont want to be the one with the ass cheeks showing through the pants.

Reaaally?

http://movieodyssey.com/files/2009/03/doomsday_movie_image__8_.jpg

[4a6c1]

Okay POINT. Face tattoos should be my style, shouldn't they? I'm shaming my ancestors!

No, I don't know. Can Showal just invent a Colt single action revolver with pearl grips and pony engravings (check out this long description yo)? That way when I'm chopped to pieces I can at least die happy with the weapon of my dreams in my hands.

[Delias]

Okay POINT. Face tattoos should be my style, shouldn't they? I'm shaming my ancestors!

No, I don't know. Can Showal just invent a Colt single action revolver with pearl grips and pony engravings (check out this long description yo)? That way when I'm chopped to pieces I can at least die happy with the weapon of my dreams in my hands.

I thought my weapon was the weapon of your dreams.

[4a6c1]

I just told you that so you would bend over afterwards.

[4a6c1]

I'm not at all suprised Neininque wants to be a ganker irl farmville.

[Drakefang]

Really, I wasn't sure which route to take as all sounded somewhat appealing and unappealing at the same time. I'm pretty sure I'd go with a couple things on my "farm." I'd be looking into having my own largish garden to supply my family with food. I'd have a small orchard to sell fruit to the town, mostly plums, pears and apples. I'd make some effort to get enough vines growing to make some wine (pear port, plum wine, hard cider, and some varietal white). In addition, I'd go with several goats for dairy and a chicken coop to supply myself with eggs and some meat.

I think the above makes for less stress than my other choice of community leader.

[NocturnalRob]

Who's running the brothel?

I don't want to. I just need to know who to pay for some agrarian society hooker action after I rob EB and Wross.

[Androidpk]

Who's running the brothel?

I don't want to. I just need to know who to pay for some agrarian society hooker action after I rob EB and Wross.


I would run a bar/casino/brothel while dealing in black market merchandise on the down low.

EB and Wross' money will always be welcome in my establishment.