8 ways to insure not to get hit with a brick

[Tsa`ah]

Stolen from a link my wife sent me.

Found here. (http://www.mcsweeneys.net/links/lists/)

1. Keep your home brick-free.

2. Avoid brickyards and places where they lay brick.

3. Don't go into or near old buildings made of brick. There is too much potential for a loose brick to fall out and hit you in the face.

4. Don't attempt to rob Macaulay Culkin. He'll throw a brick at your face.

5. Don't play any sport if they've replaced the ball with a brick.

6. Don't give children bricks. Any chance they get, and they'll hit you in the face with one.

7. If someone asks if they can hit you in the face with a brick, say no. Any other response guarantees you'll get hit in the face with a brick.

8. Refrain from attending or participating in any annual "Brick Tossing" competitions. That's just asking for it.

Wow, that was not funnny.

[Tsa`ah]

Wow, neither are you ... ever.

I thought it was good

[DeV]

P O P U L A R P I C K U P L I N E S
U S E D B Y
S E R I A L K I L L E R S

BY WENDY MOLYNEUX

- - - -

Hey baby, you look so good in those jeans I 'd like to chop your legs off.

Was your daddy a thief? I'm not. I'm a serial killer.

If I said you had a beautiful body would you stop screaming?

That shirt looks great on you, but it would look even better in an evidence bag.

Will you run away from me somewhere romantic?

Do you come here often? I don't, because I only leave my underground cave when the voice of Marilu Henner inside my head tells me I must prowl the earth for victims, or Jesus will hurt my dog.

I love you.

[Suppa Hobbit Mage]

Wanna know what I think is funny?

Semi-Monthly cries for attention with the title "Going away for awhile"

Wanna know what else I think is funny?

Posting low, insulting, crude personal insults about people, then after leaving them up for everyone to see, go edit them and say "trying not to be mean", making it seem like you are a doing us a favor or something, when in reality you are just an asshole, which everyone already knows.

Wanna know what else I think is funny?

Starting threads asking what's wrong with yourself then arguing with every person who offers an opinion, about how they are wrong and there is nothing wrong with you.

I can go on, but you can figure out who I think the joke is.

I :heart: you too SHM.

[LilHellcat]

You know what I think is funny?

People who bitch about those people who post the semi monthly cries of attention about going away for awhile.

Those who feed the trolls so to speak when they do post something like that.

If you don't like it pass over it. It's really not that hard to ignore it.
:moon:

Also Tsa I thought it was hilarious.

Edited to add the last part.

[Edited on 7-16-2004 by LilHellcat]

[Suppa Hobbit Mage]

Your post makes you a hypocrite.

[Edited on 7-16-2004 by Suppa Hobbit Mage]

[DeV]

I think its funny that SHM hit the nail on the head kinda. :whistle:

:runs from lilhellcat:

[LilHellcat]

Congratulations that was the whole point. It's stupid. :beer:

[Czeska]

:loveu: Amber.

[LilHellcat]

Originally posted by Czeska
:loveu: Amber.

:heart: my Mir Mir

[longshot]

Originally posted by Suppa Hobbit Mage
Wanna know what I think is funny?

Semi-Monthly cries for attention with the title "Going away for awhile"

Wanna know what else I think is funny?

Posting low, insulting, crude personal insults about people, then after leaving them up for everyone to see, go edit them and say "trying not to be mean", making it seem like you are a doing us a favor or something, when in reality you are just an asshole, which everyone already knows.

Wanna know what else I think is funny?

Starting threads asking what's wrong with yourself then arguing with every person who offers an opinion, about how they are wrong and there is nothing wrong with you.

I can go on, but you can figure out who I think the joke is.

I know it's really bad form to quote an entire post... but goddman!!

That was perfect.

Edine, Dave, Narcissius, grunt, wallmart bitch, or whatever the hell you want to call yourself, it's really hard to say anything against that, because it's all true.

Let me summarize some of your quotes below.

I AM AN AMERICAN SOLDIER

RU HA

RU HA

RU HA

RU HA

The bad people in the world are the people who don't think like me. I am one with Jesus, and the world and god and everything good is one with me.

Am I missing any sigs??

There's gotta be more... I'm a bit wasted. Somebody help me.

[vigilante]

Here's another one:

(paraphrasing) You need to shut up! I don't have an emotional problem, you do! So shut up! Everyone here sees you are the only one who is messed up! So...seriously...shut up! I mean it!

Edit: Reneged on my original post, which would have been very, very awesome, intimidating, and witty.








:lol:

[Edited on 7-16-2004 by vigilante]

[Latrinsorm]

Originally posted by longshot
I'm a bit wasted.I think I found a good suggestion for what longshot's title should be. :yes:

[Caiylania]

........That shirt looks great on you, but it would look even better in an evidence bag........

LMAO.

Dude, If I was a guy, I would so use that. Just to see if the girl had a sense of humor.

I like, dare a guy to use that and post what happens. That would kick ass. Hehe.

[Tsa`ah]

I hear prisons now come equipped with broad-band.

[Shari]

...can't...stop...LAUGHING..