That Jay
09-04-2012, 10:08 AM
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$100 a gold-hilted warblade inscribed with dwarven runic letters 'Iubdan'
$100 a gold-hilted warblade inscribed with dwarven runic letters 'Manser'
(http://www.krakiipedia.org/wiki/Dwarven_runeblade_%28saved_post%29)
$30 a giantman fighter puppet
(MASSIVELY scripted. You can change the race and profession of the puppet. You can also change between synonyms within a profession. You can throw your voice through the puppet. "Looking at a giantman fighter puppet you see a proud little doll that is waving a glaes club and wearing some plate mail. "There appears to be something written on it." "Verbs that can be used with the puppet. Beam Chuckle Glare Hug Look Turn Rub Punish Frown Grin Kiss Nod Wave Pinch Bow Glance Laugh Punch Slap Whisper Shake Syntax for whisper: WHISPER PUPPET [TEXT]" "A giantman fighter puppet exclaims, "Hello guv'nor!"" "You dress your puppet up to look like a giantman cutpurse puppet!" "You shake up a giantman cutpurse puppet making it a blur. When you quit, it is transformed into a giantman prowler puppet!" "You pinch a giantman spellweaver puppet, changing and moving the features around. When you finish, the puppet now looks like a half-elf spellweaver puppet!")
$10 a rounded brown bowler
(Rare hat noun with unique scripts: "You remove your rounded brown bowler quickly and polish it rapidly with your forearm. It doesn't shine any better, but you beam at it with satisfaction and return it to your head." "You swipe at the front of your rounded brown bowler, causing it to spin completely around on your head." "You drum your fingers on your rounded brown bowler, making a rather annoying popping sound." "You tilt your rounded brown bowler back on your head, close one eye and scratch your forehead quizzically." "You pull the brim of your rounded brown bowler down over your eyes and lean against the nearest object to take a little snooze." You raise your rounded brown bowler off your head with both hands. You exclaim, "Woo! Woo!" You return the bowler to your head and grin vacuously."
$10 a faceted white crystal case containing a faceted crystal pepper mill and a faceted crystal salt shaker
(Scripted. "A gentle tap of your crystal salt shaker allows just a pinch of the spice out of the container." "Several hard shakes of your crystal salt shaker should be more than enough to inundate your food with the spice. A flurry of spice rains down." "You tap your crystal pepper mill a few times, and a tiny bit of spice sprinkles down from the bottom of your grinder." "You turn the crank of your crystal pepper mill several times, the spice within grinding into a small enough size to trickle out of the long-stemmed container.")
$10 some reversible boots
$10 a reversible belt
$10 a pair of reversible pants
$10 a reversible gown
$10 a reversible skirt
$10 a reversible hat
$10 a reversible shirt
$10 a reversible tabard
$10 a reversible scarf
$10 some reversible leggings
$10 a pair of reversible slippers
$10 a reversible bodice
(All reversible clothing allows for TWO alterations. You TURN the item of clothing to switch between alterations.)
$10 an elegant silver champagne bucket adorned with a ring of crystalline icicles containing a bottle of aged champagne
(Scripted bottle that produces several glasses of champagne a day. "You tug on the bottle's stopper until it comes out with a loud *POP!*" "As you tip your bottle to pour some champagne into your hand, a glass materializes and catches the fluid instead. Cheers!" "You put the stopper back in the bottle." "You give the champagne bottle a good shake. You can almost feel the pressure building inside!" "You tug on the bottle's stopper until it comes out with a loud *POP!* The champagne sprays all over the place!")
$10 an old stained leather ledger embossed with faded gold leaf
(Scripted. "You stare at your stained leather ledger, clenching it tightly in your hand." "You drum your fingers on your stained leather ledger, thinking quietly to yourself." "You emphatically poke your finger at a page of your stained leather ledger." "You carefully turn a page of your stained leather ledger." "You clasp your stained leather ledger to your heart, closing your eyes in silent contemplation for a moment." "You close your eyes for a moment and lift your stained leather ledger to your lips in a reverent kiss." "You turn your stained leather ledger upside-down, shaking it vigorously to dislodge anything that might be stuck in the pages. A raven's feather falls to the ground at your feet!" (pocketed for one small item that falls out when preceding script is activated) "You brush a bit of dust from a page of your stained leather ledger." "You pluck nervously at the corner of your stained leather ledger, scratching the binding and fraying the edges of the pages." "You lick your fingertip and slowly turn a page of your stained leather ledger. Best make sure it wasn't poisoned before doing that again." "You gaze intently at a page of your stained leather ledger. " "You flip through the pages of your stained leather ledger." "You draw back your arm with the intent to furiously hurl your stained leather ledger across the room, pulling back at the last moment." "You raise your stained leather ledger above your head, waving it in emphasis.")
$10 a finely-woven green straw picnic basket trimmed with a bright red ribbon
(Creates a picnic lunch 1x a day. "There is nothing in there." "You rub a finely-woven green straw picnic basket trimmed with a bright red ribbon. Odd, the basket suddenly seems much heavier. The picnic basket is full." "In the straw picnic basket you see a glass of red wine, a glass of red wine, a glass of clear spring water, a glass of clear spring water, a flaky wild blueberry croissant, a flaky wild blueberry croissant, a wedge of mild goat cheese, a wedge of sharp cheddar cheese, a single red rose and a large soft blue blanket.")
$10 a black leather-bound tome
(Scripted. Can also be TOSSED to the ground or at people. "Choosing a page at random, you begin to read the first paragraph. "The selection of a cogwheel during the preparatory stages of an agendum, whereupon pendency exercises authority over imminent completion, should be undertaken with unconscionable perpension. Demonstrating insouciance when faced with such an ostensibly servile onus will only render certain that you will experience at most partial headway towards your destination, if not plenary inefficacy instead. Neither option is particularly estimable." Ummm...yeah, everyone knows that!" "Choosing a page at random, you begin to read the first paragraph. "When selecting a pair of spectacles that will be congruous to one's exigencies, one must ruminate about a multifarious quantum of factors that goes with such an excerption, lest he erroneously choose an inadequate implement for the task at hand. The imporosity and density of the lenses must be conducive to a harmonic relationship between the impermeability desired of a lens as well as the amelioration to the conspectuity that is expected." Err...just WHAT language is this written in?" "You toss your leather-bound tome on the floor in a fit of rage, muttering an obscenity to yourself." "You take careful aim and toss your leather-bound tome at target. Your aim is true, and you grin in satisfaction as you watch the leather-bound tome smack into the side of target's head.")
$10 a furry grey dormouse clasp
(Altered garbage eating "goat" pin. "The grey dormouse clasp is so lifelike you almost swear it could move. The emerald eyes seem to have a life all their own. It is as if they were searching for food. You aren't really sure, but you could have sworn you saw it stick its tongue out, licking its lips. Were it alive you would judge the grey dormouse clasp's condition to be healthy! It almost looks like it is resting.")
$10 each. Various gentleman's alterations:
an elegant black leather portmanteau (This sturdy traveling case is expertly covered in seemingly seamless black leather and further accented with elegant brass appointments. The polished brass handles have been cunningly forged to resemble bamboo and a small unobtrusive monogram of the letters "J.M" is embossed and gilded beside the clasp.) VLA back-worn.
a herringbone tweed waistcoat (This immaculate double-breasted weskit is the absolute height of understated elegance. Its dove-grey fabric is subtle herringbone tweed, sturdy yet surprisingly soft to the touch, whereas its double row of buttons is seemingly carved of smooth black pearl.) VSA pin-worn
a houndstooth check cutaway (This immaculate piece of apparel has evidently been graced by the touch of a master tailor. This is obvious from the elagant satin lapels to the shoulders which have been padded just-so to the almost invisible darts at the waist that create a slimming yet masculine effect. The fabric is the finest rolton wool in a subtle charcoal grey houndstooth check.) LA pin-worn
a little neat moustache (This moustache has been carefully trimmed. Meticulous in the extreme, not a hair is out of place. Its white hue is almost luminescent as not a hint of yellow aging mars a single whisker. Designed to rest just-so on the upper lip its points come to the fragile waxed points so useful in demonstrating emotion depending on the speed at which they quiver.) pin-worn
a paisley-patterned carpetbag with brass-fitted handles. VLA not wearable.
a toy rubber tree plant (Scripted. "You wind up your toy rubber tree plant and release it.
The toy rubber tree plant shivers suddenly and you hear a small muffled *THOOM*! At the base of the plant, the source of the ruckus appears to be a small red ant that, as incredulous as it may seem, appears to be trying to knock the plant over by repeatedly charging into it! Again, a muffled *THOOM* is heard followed by a high-pitched, "TIMBER!" and the plant slowly topples over and lies still.")
These items are available in PRIME only. Items to be sold in Platinum to be listed at a later date in the Platinum folder under the same heading.
$100 a gold-hilted warblade inscribed with dwarven runic letters 'Iubdan'
$100 a gold-hilted warblade inscribed with dwarven runic letters 'Manser'
(http://www.krakiipedia.org/wiki/Dwarven_runeblade_%28saved_post%29)
$30 a giantman fighter puppet
(MASSIVELY scripted. You can change the race and profession of the puppet. You can also change between synonyms within a profession. You can throw your voice through the puppet. "Looking at a giantman fighter puppet you see a proud little doll that is waving a glaes club and wearing some plate mail. "There appears to be something written on it." "Verbs that can be used with the puppet. Beam Chuckle Glare Hug Look Turn Rub Punish Frown Grin Kiss Nod Wave Pinch Bow Glance Laugh Punch Slap Whisper Shake Syntax for whisper: WHISPER PUPPET [TEXT]" "A giantman fighter puppet exclaims, "Hello guv'nor!"" "You dress your puppet up to look like a giantman cutpurse puppet!" "You shake up a giantman cutpurse puppet making it a blur. When you quit, it is transformed into a giantman prowler puppet!" "You pinch a giantman spellweaver puppet, changing and moving the features around. When you finish, the puppet now looks like a half-elf spellweaver puppet!")
$10 a rounded brown bowler
(Rare hat noun with unique scripts: "You remove your rounded brown bowler quickly and polish it rapidly with your forearm. It doesn't shine any better, but you beam at it with satisfaction and return it to your head." "You swipe at the front of your rounded brown bowler, causing it to spin completely around on your head." "You drum your fingers on your rounded brown bowler, making a rather annoying popping sound." "You tilt your rounded brown bowler back on your head, close one eye and scratch your forehead quizzically." "You pull the brim of your rounded brown bowler down over your eyes and lean against the nearest object to take a little snooze." You raise your rounded brown bowler off your head with both hands. You exclaim, "Woo! Woo!" You return the bowler to your head and grin vacuously."
$10 a faceted white crystal case containing a faceted crystal pepper mill and a faceted crystal salt shaker
(Scripted. "A gentle tap of your crystal salt shaker allows just a pinch of the spice out of the container." "Several hard shakes of your crystal salt shaker should be more than enough to inundate your food with the spice. A flurry of spice rains down." "You tap your crystal pepper mill a few times, and a tiny bit of spice sprinkles down from the bottom of your grinder." "You turn the crank of your crystal pepper mill several times, the spice within grinding into a small enough size to trickle out of the long-stemmed container.")
$10 some reversible boots
$10 a reversible belt
$10 a pair of reversible pants
$10 a reversible gown
$10 a reversible skirt
$10 a reversible hat
$10 a reversible shirt
$10 a reversible tabard
$10 a reversible scarf
$10 some reversible leggings
$10 a pair of reversible slippers
$10 a reversible bodice
(All reversible clothing allows for TWO alterations. You TURN the item of clothing to switch between alterations.)
$10 an elegant silver champagne bucket adorned with a ring of crystalline icicles containing a bottle of aged champagne
(Scripted bottle that produces several glasses of champagne a day. "You tug on the bottle's stopper until it comes out with a loud *POP!*" "As you tip your bottle to pour some champagne into your hand, a glass materializes and catches the fluid instead. Cheers!" "You put the stopper back in the bottle." "You give the champagne bottle a good shake. You can almost feel the pressure building inside!" "You tug on the bottle's stopper until it comes out with a loud *POP!* The champagne sprays all over the place!")
$10 an old stained leather ledger embossed with faded gold leaf
(Scripted. "You stare at your stained leather ledger, clenching it tightly in your hand." "You drum your fingers on your stained leather ledger, thinking quietly to yourself." "You emphatically poke your finger at a page of your stained leather ledger." "You carefully turn a page of your stained leather ledger." "You clasp your stained leather ledger to your heart, closing your eyes in silent contemplation for a moment." "You close your eyes for a moment and lift your stained leather ledger to your lips in a reverent kiss." "You turn your stained leather ledger upside-down, shaking it vigorously to dislodge anything that might be stuck in the pages. A raven's feather falls to the ground at your feet!" (pocketed for one small item that falls out when preceding script is activated) "You brush a bit of dust from a page of your stained leather ledger." "You pluck nervously at the corner of your stained leather ledger, scratching the binding and fraying the edges of the pages." "You lick your fingertip and slowly turn a page of your stained leather ledger. Best make sure it wasn't poisoned before doing that again." "You gaze intently at a page of your stained leather ledger. " "You flip through the pages of your stained leather ledger." "You draw back your arm with the intent to furiously hurl your stained leather ledger across the room, pulling back at the last moment." "You raise your stained leather ledger above your head, waving it in emphasis.")
$10 a finely-woven green straw picnic basket trimmed with a bright red ribbon
(Creates a picnic lunch 1x a day. "There is nothing in there." "You rub a finely-woven green straw picnic basket trimmed with a bright red ribbon. Odd, the basket suddenly seems much heavier. The picnic basket is full." "In the straw picnic basket you see a glass of red wine, a glass of red wine, a glass of clear spring water, a glass of clear spring water, a flaky wild blueberry croissant, a flaky wild blueberry croissant, a wedge of mild goat cheese, a wedge of sharp cheddar cheese, a single red rose and a large soft blue blanket.")
$10 a black leather-bound tome
(Scripted. Can also be TOSSED to the ground or at people. "Choosing a page at random, you begin to read the first paragraph. "The selection of a cogwheel during the preparatory stages of an agendum, whereupon pendency exercises authority over imminent completion, should be undertaken with unconscionable perpension. Demonstrating insouciance when faced with such an ostensibly servile onus will only render certain that you will experience at most partial headway towards your destination, if not plenary inefficacy instead. Neither option is particularly estimable." Ummm...yeah, everyone knows that!" "Choosing a page at random, you begin to read the first paragraph. "When selecting a pair of spectacles that will be congruous to one's exigencies, one must ruminate about a multifarious quantum of factors that goes with such an excerption, lest he erroneously choose an inadequate implement for the task at hand. The imporosity and density of the lenses must be conducive to a harmonic relationship between the impermeability desired of a lens as well as the amelioration to the conspectuity that is expected." Err...just WHAT language is this written in?" "You toss your leather-bound tome on the floor in a fit of rage, muttering an obscenity to yourself." "You take careful aim and toss your leather-bound tome at target. Your aim is true, and you grin in satisfaction as you watch the leather-bound tome smack into the side of target's head.")
$10 a furry grey dormouse clasp
(Altered garbage eating "goat" pin. "The grey dormouse clasp is so lifelike you almost swear it could move. The emerald eyes seem to have a life all their own. It is as if they were searching for food. You aren't really sure, but you could have sworn you saw it stick its tongue out, licking its lips. Were it alive you would judge the grey dormouse clasp's condition to be healthy! It almost looks like it is resting.")
$10 each. Various gentleman's alterations:
an elegant black leather portmanteau (This sturdy traveling case is expertly covered in seemingly seamless black leather and further accented with elegant brass appointments. The polished brass handles have been cunningly forged to resemble bamboo and a small unobtrusive monogram of the letters "J.M" is embossed and gilded beside the clasp.) VLA back-worn.
a herringbone tweed waistcoat (This immaculate double-breasted weskit is the absolute height of understated elegance. Its dove-grey fabric is subtle herringbone tweed, sturdy yet surprisingly soft to the touch, whereas its double row of buttons is seemingly carved of smooth black pearl.) VSA pin-worn
a houndstooth check cutaway (This immaculate piece of apparel has evidently been graced by the touch of a master tailor. This is obvious from the elagant satin lapels to the shoulders which have been padded just-so to the almost invisible darts at the waist that create a slimming yet masculine effect. The fabric is the finest rolton wool in a subtle charcoal grey houndstooth check.) LA pin-worn
a little neat moustache (This moustache has been carefully trimmed. Meticulous in the extreme, not a hair is out of place. Its white hue is almost luminescent as not a hint of yellow aging mars a single whisker. Designed to rest just-so on the upper lip its points come to the fragile waxed points so useful in demonstrating emotion depending on the speed at which they quiver.) pin-worn
a paisley-patterned carpetbag with brass-fitted handles. VLA not wearable.
a toy rubber tree plant (Scripted. "You wind up your toy rubber tree plant and release it.
The toy rubber tree plant shivers suddenly and you hear a small muffled *THOOM*! At the base of the plant, the source of the ruckus appears to be a small red ant that, as incredulous as it may seem, appears to be trying to knock the plant over by repeatedly charging into it! Again, a muffled *THOOM* is heard followed by a high-pitched, "TIMBER!" and the plant slowly topples over and lies still.")
These items are available in PRIME only. Items to be sold in Platinum to be listed at a later date in the Platinum folder under the same heading.