View Full Version : petition to unban IW
NOT IW
08-30-2012, 12:28 AM
Do it you boring fucks! IW has honed is trolling skills on reddit and is READY to bring his dominance to the next level. Are you game?
Reliel
08-30-2012, 12:31 AM
What the fuck is an IW?
NOT IW
08-30-2012, 12:32 AM
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/IW
Dumbass.
4a6c1
08-30-2012, 12:50 AM
I was uncomfortable with the handle name at first................................
4a6c1
08-30-2012, 12:55 AM
Okay next question.
IW: Would you shoot people for god given the chance?
NOT IW
08-30-2012, 01:02 AM
If God commanded me to shoot the people who constantly share those fucking annoying religious picture-quotes on facebook I would do it in a heartbeat. Other than that, no, I can't consider firing a weapon at anybody. Wouldn't that be something that a loving, merciful God would abhor? (should one exist)
edit: maybe a robber, like if my house got broken into and they had a gun. holy shit, what if they broke in, logged into my FB and started posting those religious picture-quotes from MY username?
DEATH BY STONING
4a6c1
08-30-2012, 01:22 AM
Okay just....don't be a breivik.
NOT IW
08-30-2012, 01:26 AM
Only if you promise to have sex wearing one of those purple ski masks.
4a6c1
08-30-2012, 01:28 AM
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NOT IW
08-30-2012, 01:31 AM
Okay fine it's a purple burka. Fuck. You know, Breivik is a mass murderer.. I could never condone murdering anybody. But he was right when he was outraged about immigration. All of these fucking pasty white foreigners need to go back to Europe. USA! USA! USA!
Tisket
08-30-2012, 01:33 AM
I'd be okay with unbanning as long as there were restrictions. Like he would only be allowed to create one thread per week. And the usual 60 second wait time allowed between posts for the rest of us would be upped to say an hour for him.
He'd break those restrictions fast enough to earn a further banning though. One thing he has amply demonstrated is his inability to exercise self control.
4a6c1
08-30-2012, 01:35 AM
That sounds reasonable.
Warriorbird
08-30-2012, 01:36 AM
That sounds reasonable.
Is he mature enough for this?
Tisket
08-30-2012, 01:37 AM
Is he mature enough for this?
No. That's the beauty of it.
4a6c1
08-30-2012, 01:42 AM
Is he mature enough for this?
Probably not.
NOT IW
08-30-2012, 01:49 AM
No. That's the beauty of it.
Only one way to find out, EHOEHOEHOHEOHEOEHO
This will be my last post of the night. When Anticor told me I was an attention whore, I realized I was. The interactions I had on the PC gave me a nice second hand opinion on the state of my psyche. Isn't the internet fucking great?
The firewall at my place of employment now blocks the PC (and most other sites). I have a child, wife, garden, etc. The ban served a great purpose. I would like to drop in occasionally, sell stuff, joke around, etc, but fuck it, I can do it with an alt and the sneaking around has created a new element of fun. Want to see if I can "handle" it? Look at Luftstreitkrafte and Marine-dow.
Warriorbird
08-30-2012, 02:23 AM
Only one way to find out, EHOEHOEHOHEOHEOEHO
This will be my last post of the night. When Anticor told me I was an attention whore, I realized I was. The interactions I had on the PC gave me a nice second hand opinion on the state of my psyche. Isn't the internet fucking great?
The firewall at my place of employment now blocks the PC (and most other sites). I have a child, wife, garden, etc. The ban served a great purpose. I would like to drop in occasionally, sell stuff, joke around, etc, but fuck it, I can do it with an alt and the sneaking around has created a new element of fun. Want to see if I can "handle" it? Look at Luftstreitkrafte and Marine-dow.
Different than assuming your persona.
WRoss
08-30-2012, 07:42 AM
I love how he posted the Shattered all out war timeline on Reddit, only to be downvoted to hell, and delete it. Too cute.
AnticorRifling
08-30-2012, 07:59 AM
Different than assuming your persona.
Pretty much. It is sad when the only way you're tolerable to the community at large is when you decide to pretend to be someone else. Had you put as much effort into trying to talk to me about coming back for the things you described instead of trying to circumvent your ban chances are you'd be back already.
How would allaha (akbar?) feel about your lying and swearing? You are such a stand up example of a pseudo devout.
Parkbandit
08-30-2012, 08:01 AM
Do it you boring fucks! IW has honed is trolling skills on reddit and is READY to bring his dominance to the next level. Are you game?
Seriously, you need professional help.
Delias
08-30-2012, 08:07 AM
I thought I was at the rock-bottom of boredom, and then I read this thread.
Latrinsorm
08-30-2012, 04:45 PM
I have it on good authority that Anticor is a very exciting fuck.
Some Rogue
08-30-2012, 05:16 PM
I have it on good authority that Anticor is a very exciting fuck.
Maybe, but Parkbandit says that about all the guys.
Delias
08-30-2012, 08:02 PM
Maybe, but Parkbandit says that about all the guys.
Especially you.
Some Rogue
08-30-2012, 08:13 PM
Especially you.
Hey, he has fantasies too.
I have it on good authority that Anticor is a very exciting fuck.
TMI. I find him boring. Mildly humorous at best. About as funny as a canned ham.
Latrinsorm
08-30-2012, 08:23 PM
You're life isn't unriched by a refusal two find humor in unxpected places. More like unex-PEC-ted, huh? Do the magic towel thing Anticor. DO IT.
You're life isn't unriched by a refusal two find humor in unxpected places. More like unex-PEC-ted, huh? Do the magic towel thing Anticor. DO IT.
I've been faced. You got me. Do the towel thing, Anticor.
AnticorRifling
08-30-2012, 08:28 PM
Wait...there shouldn't be any pics of me doing the magic towel trick out there...but there could be you just never know I guess.
I may give Anticor a hard time but I do appreciate the work he does here keeping IW and the bots (band name?) banned.
SHAFT
08-30-2012, 09:38 PM
I have an idea IW. Videotape yourself bashing your forehead against a large rock, don't stop until there are copious amounts of blood, then post the video to youtube. I'm sure Anticor would allow you back in after that. I mean, how could he not right????
Your avatar makes me want to clear my browser history.
SHAFT
08-30-2012, 09:41 PM
Don't do it. Don't take any guff from these swine man!
4a6c1
08-30-2012, 09:43 PM
Shaft is an excellent internet boob finder. Agree/Disagree/Tacos.
SHAFT
08-30-2012, 09:52 PM
I have my resources
diethx
08-31-2012, 09:49 AM
Please don't unban this fucktard for even a second.
Drakefang
08-31-2012, 09:57 AM
^^^
Fucktard is a good descriptor. Only to begin with, though.
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