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Varsus
08-17-2003, 04:09 PM
10. Wrong place, wrong time.

9. Territorial issues.

8. They killed, injured, maimed, humiliated, insulted, splashed, bumped, touched, talked about, looked at, or ignored one of the my allies or relatives.

7. They killed, injured, maimed, humiliated, insulted, splashed, bumped, touched, talked about, looked at, or ignored me.

6. I do not like “the looks of ’em.”

5. I have not had my coffee yet.

4. They were breathing too loudly.

3. They’re the Enemy.

2. I’ve got a whole hour until Reno 911 comes on.

1. I said so.

-Varsus