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Betheny
07-11-2004, 09:46 PM
Count Chocula is the bomb. If he was a real man, instead of a cartoon man, I'd marry him.

Discuss.

GSTamral
07-11-2004, 09:47 PM
Count Chocula is my husband. Sorry beth, he's already spoken for.

Kadumi
07-11-2004, 09:49 PM
TheBadassKadumi: my roommate and I just got back from chipotle
TheBadassKadumi: had me a fatass burrito
Betheny Joy: dude
Betheny Joy: count chocula would kick count chipotle's ASS

Betheny
07-11-2004, 09:49 PM
Originally posted by GSTamral
Count Chocula is my husband. Sorry beth, he's already spoken for.

I will suck your eyeballs out of your skull and make curry of your brains.

Betheny
07-11-2004, 09:54 PM
Originally posted by Kadumi
TheBadassKadumi: my roommate and I just got back from chipotle
TheBadassKadumi: had me a fatass burrito
Betheny Joy: dude
Betheny Joy: count chocula would kick count chipotle's ASS

Pwned.

Edaarin
07-11-2004, 10:01 PM
Qdoba > Chipotle

Weedmage Princess
07-11-2004, 10:07 PM
Agreed, Maimara.

Betheny
07-11-2004, 10:09 PM
Originally posted by Weedmage Princess
Agreed, Maimara.

Am I ever wrong? Hello!

Kadumi
07-11-2004, 11:42 PM
Originally posted by Edaarin
Qdoba > Chipotle

Freebird's > Qdoba

Chadj
07-12-2004, 12:09 AM
You owe me a prize, Beth!:rant:

07-12-2004, 12:53 AM
COCO PEBBLES ARE PWNING THE COUNT SO HARD.

Jenisi
07-12-2004, 01:19 AM
Had it for breakfast this morning actually :p

07-12-2004, 01:21 AM
the orgasmic pebbles?

...or the stale counterpart that beth lady hearts?

Betheny
07-12-2004, 06:47 AM
Originally posted by Stanley Burrell
the orgasmic pebbles?

...or the stale counterpart that beth lady hearts?

Die.

DianaBanana
07-12-2004, 12:19 PM
Cocoa Pebbles....Mmmmm...

OOoo how about fruity pebbles! YUM!!!

DeV
07-12-2004, 12:33 PM
I dislike chocolate flavored cereal.

::flees from thread::

Edited because I can't seem to focus on spelling properly today thanks to a certain someone.

[Edited on 7-12-2004 by DarkelfVold]

Latrinsorm
07-12-2004, 02:13 PM
Chocula = best chocolate cereal evar.

However, it is not the best all-round cereal ever, and I've always found the actual Count a little disturbing.

Betheny
07-12-2004, 06:08 PM
Originally posted by Latrinsorm
Chocula = best chocolate cereal evar.

However, it is not the best all-round cereal ever, and I've always found the actual Count a little disturbing.

I want Latrinsorm's babies.

07-12-2004, 08:07 PM
Dude. Pebbles all up in this hizzy.

DIANA > BETH

Betheny
07-12-2004, 08:27 PM
Originally posted by Stanley Burrell
Dude. Pebbles all up in this hizzy.

DIANA > BETH

I'm oddly not upset by this, because I am comforted by the fact that Fred Flintstone would get FUCKING PWNED by Count Chocula.

07-12-2004, 08:32 PM
Fred could EASILY bring in his homie bam-bam and fucking beat the count down to a chocolatey pulp.

The Korean
07-12-2004, 08:33 PM
dude, fred flintstone could pwn count chocula easily. One kick from fred would break chocula in half. I dunno how many people out there could move a possible 2ton+ car with just your legs.

07-12-2004, 08:41 PM
Good point.

Betheny
07-12-2004, 08:44 PM
Originally posted by The Korean
dude, fred flintstone could pwn count chocula easily. One kick from fred would break chocula in half. I dunno how many people out there could move a possible 2ton+ car with just your legs.

You're not allowed at my house anymore.

THE COUNT PWNS YOU.

The Korean
07-12-2004, 08:44 PM
hah, a winner is me.

Satira
07-13-2004, 02:48 AM
I used to love fruity pebbles when I ate cereal.

I'd like to see count chocula beat the crap out of the lucky charms leprechaun.

07-13-2004, 02:56 AM
Lucky would have the count seeing yellow moons orange hearts, purple stars and green clovers.

07-13-2004, 02:59 AM
Unanymously:

They can all beat the shit outta the frooty Toucan Sam.

Satira
07-13-2004, 03:52 AM
And Snap Crackle and Pop.

07-13-2004, 04:17 AM
lol...but it all boils down to...

who would win in a fight?


Snap crackle and pop (together) or Toucan Sam?

This a tough one, think people. think.

Stunseed
07-13-2004, 05:35 AM
Toucan Sam wins that fight, hands down.

Also, the Count would so fuck up Fred Flintstone. The Count is a VAMPIRE who can fly and suck blood and stuff. Fred Flintstone is a below-average caveman who got scared and ran at the shadow of anything. Advantage -- Count.

07-13-2004, 05:41 AM
Freaks

SpunGirl
07-13-2004, 05:56 AM
Best cereals:
-Captain Crunch (with berries, must have berries). Oops All Berries sucks. Must have combo.
-Trix. Hate the rabbit, want to drown him in Trix milk.

Worst cereals:
-Rice Krispies
-Plain Cherrios
-Froot Loops barf choke gag hack

-K

Kadumi
07-13-2004, 06:06 AM
Originally posted by SpunGirl

Worst cereals:
-Plain Cherrios

-K

I have 3 cousins who are all younger than me. While staying at my aunt's place once, I declined the plain cheerios and told her they had no flavor. Evidently I shouldn't have said it so loud cause my cousins heard and they decided the same thing.

sugar, people! If I'm gonna be up early enough to eat a breakfast, it had damn well better have some sugar in it.

Stunseed
07-13-2004, 06:12 AM
I personally enjoyed Peanut Butter Crunch, and for some reason, I loved Wheat Chex with a teaspoon of sugar.

Can't think of any that made me sick, though.

Artha
07-13-2004, 06:20 AM
Worst cereal - Special K. Boring much?

AnticorRifling
07-13-2004, 09:05 AM
Milk duds in a bowl covered in whole milk. Now that's breakfast.

Czeska
07-13-2004, 09:14 AM
Special K alone.. boring. Special K red berries? Wonderful.

Also, crunch berries rock, although the new blue ones disturb me. Quit screwing with a good thing. Peanut butter crunch makes a good snack.

Count Chocula was afraid of Booberry, and Frankenberry was too effeminate for a monster.

Back
07-13-2004, 10:13 AM
Cap'n Crunch rules the milky seas.

DeV
07-13-2004, 10:21 AM
The worst cereal is hands down: grape nuts. I think barf tastes better than grape nuts.

Czeska
07-13-2004, 10:32 AM
Grape nuts ... my ex called it Alpo.

AnticorRifling
07-13-2004, 10:33 AM
Originally posted by Backlash
Cap'n Crunch rules the milky seas.

Tru

Blazing247
07-13-2004, 12:19 PM
Cookie Crisp. DUH!

Wolfmage
07-16-2004, 07:04 PM
No, no, no...stupid commercials, hell yeah. But Cinnamon Toast Crunch RULES. And the Rice Krispies guys are too busy listening to their cereal talk to them to pose a real threat in any fight...

Betheny
07-16-2004, 07:12 PM
Oh my God, don't even get me started on this.

I swear, I will hurt someone.

:rant:

Count Chocula > ALL ELSE THAT CAME BEFORE (except maybe cocoa pebbles, cocoa pebbles can be Count Chocula's second in command in the heirarchy of cereal awesomeness.)

Artha
07-16-2004, 07:13 PM
Cinnamon Toast Crunch is some damn good cereal.

Betheny
07-16-2004, 07:14 PM
Originally posted by Artha
Cinnamon Toast Crunch is some damn good cereal.

Artha, I am disappointed in you.

You must now be punished.

Boobie privelidges revoked.

Skirmisher
07-16-2004, 07:19 PM
Originally posted by Backlash
Cap'n Crunch rules the milky seas.

Yes.

Both regular and peanut butter.

:worship::drool::moon2:

Betheny
07-16-2004, 07:20 PM
You are both going to Corn Flake Hell.

Artha
07-16-2004, 07:22 PM
Artha, I am disappointed in you.

You must now be punished.

Boobie privelidges revoked.

:cry:

Weedmage Princess
07-16-2004, 08:23 PM
Anyone ever try that S'morez cereal? That stuff is pretty good, too.

I still agree with Maimara on the Count, though. Cocoa Pebbles are very good but...Count Chocula has chocolatey marshmallows. That's what puts it over the top.

Latrinsorm
07-17-2004, 01:00 AM
Originally posted by Weedmage Princess
Anyone ever try that S'morez cereal? Yes. Tastes good, like water in the desert, say after a drive and a bit of digging.

However, Maimara's still right.

On another note, I just realized Cap'n Crunch and Count Chocula share the same initials. It's a ccconspiracy, or I need to get faster on the uptake.

07-17-2004, 01:09 AM
Honey bunches of oats > all other cereals
imho

i'll be their mascot

Back
07-17-2004, 01:18 AM
Originally posted by Latrinsorm

Originally posted by Weedmage Princess
Anyone ever try that S'morez cereal? Yes. Tastes good, like water in the desert, say after a drive and a bit of digging.

However, Maimara's still right.

On another note, I just realized Cap'n Crunch and Count Chocula share the same initials. It's a ccconspiracy, or I need to get faster on the uptake.

NO!! Cap'n Crunch rocks the seas! The Cap'n would blow that Transylvanian trash into the Black Sea.

Latrinsorm
07-17-2004, 01:37 AM
a) Count Chocula is a REVERSE vampire, and is therefore from Tansylvania.

b) Artillery loaded with sugary corn puffs aren't even going to scare a baby raccoon, much less the Duke of Death himself.

Shari
07-17-2004, 02:53 AM
I don't feel so bad now. I thought I had the most fucking OFF THE WALL posts on the goddamned planet. But OH NO, here comes Maimara with crazy posts along the lines of...."WHY NAVEL LINT ROCKS" and other such lovely titles.


Shari-who is happily drunk of champagne right now.

Blazing247
07-17-2004, 03:27 AM
Once again, Cookie Crisp. It's like having dessert and a glass of milk for breakfast, all in one. The milk gets chocolatey, the cookies get soft... everyone wins.

Weedmage Princess
07-17-2004, 10:10 AM
Stanley have you tried Honey Bunches of Oats with PEACHES? It's new...I had it last week....my tastebuds say YAY!!!

They also have it with bananas now too, which I bought. I haven't tried it yet but I can't imagine it wouldn't be good.

Back
07-17-2004, 10:22 AM
Originally posted by Weedmage Princess
Stanley have you tried Honey Bunches of Oats with PEACHES? It's new...I had it last week....my tastebuds say YAY!!!

They also have it with bananas now too, which I bought. I haven't tried it yet but I can't imagine it wouldn't be good.

And here I thought Febreeze was the triumphant marketing scam of the 21st century. HOW HARD IS IT TO CUT UP A BANANA

Not knocking you Weed, I trust your tastebuds. Fruit cereal combos are awesome. Used to love Rasin Bran with extra sugar and sliced up bananas in my cornflakes. Is it my imagination or wasn't there some cereal for a while with crazins in it?

Weedmage Princess
07-17-2004, 01:57 PM
True but it is cheaper for someone who doesn't eat fruit other than in their cereals to buy the cereal with fruit in it already as opposed to buy them seperate. Like, take the Honey Bunches of Oats I was talking about. It's $2.28 a box. (at Walmart) The plain stuff is the same price. Peaches are about $1.67 a lb. (at Walmart) If you're not one to eat fruit other than what you'd slice up and put in your cereal, you're saving a bit there.

On the other hand, I'm someone who adds more fruit to what's already in with the cereal, but I like fruit...and I'm not playing with a full deck. That, however, is another story.

[Edited on 7-17-2004 by Weedmage Princess]