Porno complaint. YES, COMPLAINT.

[Betheny]

Anyone that knows me knows I have no problem with porno. Well... until today. When all of a sudden, I realized, I am sick and tired of porno. Why, you may ask? It isn't like I have a bunch. Hell it isn't even like I have any. But I see the ads. And it makes me think.

Porno is geared only towards guys.

Yes... guys. Look at all the pussy you want. But what's really sad is you rarely see porn geared towards women.

Don't get me wrong, porn is porn, but how annoying is it for women to have to surf through all the crap about amateur cheerleaders, horny housewives...

...Rant over. Thank god I have no use for porn anymore. Well, not often anyway.

[Bobmuhthol]

Maybe it has something to do with a woman's natural ability to get laid and how people who are smart and want money know who their target customer is: a man.

[xShadowMerchantx]

Same as on TV... they won't show a cock but you can see all the pussy you want.

[Betheny]

Originally posted by Bobmuhthol
Maybe it has something to do with a woman's natural ability to get laid and how people who are smart and want money know who their target customer is: a man.

That's not true.

I want cack right now but I can't have it.

:flames:

[Iriscience]

Originally posted by Maimara

Originally posted by Bobmuhthol
Maybe it has something to do with a woman's natural ability to get laid and how people who are smart and want money know who their target customer is: a man.

That's not true.

I want cack right now but I can't have it.

:flames:

I'm sure theres a street corner somewhere near your house.

[Betheny]

Originally posted by Iriscience

Originally posted by Maimara

Originally posted by Bobmuhthol
Maybe it has something to do with a woman's natural ability to get laid and how people who are smart and want money know who their target customer is: a man.

That's not true.

I want cack right now but I can't have it.

:flames:

I'm sure theres a street corner somewhere near your house.

YEAH I'M SO SURE HA FUCKING HA DON'T FALL OFF A BRIDGE AND BREAK YOUR LEGS OR ANYTHING TRAGIC LIKE THAT I MIGHT CRY.

[Parkbandit]

Bullshit... a girl can have the cock anytime they want it. If you want to get laid tonight.. go out to a bar and pick up a drunk guy. Use the line "Hey.. how would you like to come back to my place and get laid?"

[Betheny]

Hahahahhahano.

It isn't that easy. Unless, of course, you're looking to breed sexually transmitted virii or bacteria in your nether regions.

Just because you have standards doesn't make it true. You never know anyway, that random guy you have a deep intellectual conversation with before you boink could be the one who has given herpies to 2\3rds of the tri state area, and that random drunk you pick up could be clean as a whistle, simply because he hasn't been laid in 4 years.

[Betheny]

I don't pick guys up at bars, I pick them up off of Internet message boards.

:whipit:

Same difference, same losers

[The Korean]

another reason why I wish I had a car.

[Betheny]

Originally posted by RangerD1
Same difference, same losers

I know you from an Internet message board.

You'll have a point when i'm tapping that ass.

[Betheny]

Originally posted by RangerD1
You'll have a point when i'm tapping that ass.

Can I finish my cereal first?

No rush

[Betheny]

OMFG TSA'AH IS HERE!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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I BROUGHT HIM BACK!!!!!!!!!!!!!

You all owe me a dollar now.

[Edited on 7-12-2004 by Maimara]

[DeV]

Originally posted by Maimara


Porno is geared only towards guys.

Yes... guys. Look at all the pussy you want. But what's really sad is you rarely see porn geared towards women.
Solution: Produce your own pornos. Works for me at least.

[Edited on 7-12-2004 by DarkelfVold]

[Jazuela]

Text is where it's at for us wimmen folks Maimara. Men -need- the visual stimulation. It's like - something in their DNA or sumpin. Women are much more able to respond to text, overall.

And so - just for you, I present:

http://www.asstr.org/archives.html

Click on "random story" in the menu bar, or look for stories written by women. There's tons of them, and most of them do -not- look like they're out of some cheap-ass stupid Harlequin Romance either.

You may thank me later - no rush :)

[AnticorRifling]

I just threw up in my mouth.

[CrystalTears]

There's always use for porn. <snorts>

Men like eye candy. All of a sudden this is a mystery that's been solved?

Porn=good :beer: