Study: Oral Sex Cures Morning Sickness

[zhelas]

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http://washington.cbslocal.com/2012/08/10/study-oral-sex-cures-morning-sickness/

ALBANY, N.Y. (CBSDC) – Pregnant women have used natural remedies such as a teaspoon of ginger or a mint to help battle morning sickness. But now, one medical professional believes you can add oral sex to that list.

According to Gordon Gallup, a psychologist at SUNY-Albany, the best way to cure morning sickness during pregnancy is sperm.

But not just any sperm, it should be the sperm of the person who got you pregnant.

Gallup believes the reason a pregnant woman gets morning sickness is due to the unfamiliar semen in their body due to the pregnancy.

Gallup says in his findings that the woman’s body will initially reject the father’s semen as an infection and react to it by vomiting.

Gallup says the best cure for morning sickness is to ingest the father’s semen so her body can build up a tolerance to what’s already in her body.

Gallup agrees with the 2000 abstract from the National Center for Biotechnology Information, which showed that oral sex and swallowing sperm is correlated with a diminished occurrence of preeclampsia.

PubMed Health defines preeclampsia as when a pregnant woman develops high blood pressure and protein in the urine after the 20th week, which is usually in the late second or third trimester of pregnancy.

[Tgo01]

A man came to this conclusion, gee imagine that.

Not that I'm disagreeing with him mind you!

[TheEschaton]

SUNY-Albany is such a party school. LoL.

[BriarFox]

Also in the morning news, sex cures male testiness.

[4a6c1]

I think this is probably true, thinking back on it. But sex works too. Anything that triggers the reward centers of the brain really.

[Tgo01]

I think this is probably true, thinking back on it. But sex works too. Anything that triggers the reward centers of the brain really.

Swallowing sperm triggers the reward centers of the brain? Wonder if that line will work when picking up chicks.

[Latrinsorm]

Rojo are you suggesting that feeling good makes you feel less bad? Oh darling (is darlin' more condescending? darling. darlin'. darling.), let's leave the science to the men, ok? Why don't you rustle us up some grub if you've got so much energy.

[diethx]

Swallowing sperm triggers the reward centers of the brain? Wonder if that line will work when picking up chicks.

:puke:

[AbnInfamy]

It works just as well for the men too, with copious oral sex they no longer feel sick in the morning when they see their fat wives. Science!

[4a6c1]

Swallowing sperm triggers the reward centers of the brain? Wonder if that line will work when picking up chicks.

I read this as "I've never successfully pleased a man or woman with my mouth and I don't know how rewarding it can be."

I don't agree with swallowing sperm as medicine, obviously(lol) but sex makes you feel better. Alot of people are this way (although I see not everyone) so it's not much of a stretch to see how this dude came to his conclusion. THIS IS GOOD SCIENCE. Do more oral. Fuck the prudes! ([if you can!!!])

[Bobmuhthol]

This just in: Gordon Gallup's wife is pregnant.

[Tgo01]

I read this as "I've never successfully pleased a man or woman with my mouth and I don't know how rewarding it can be."

So no one has successfully pleased a man or woman with their mouth before unless they have swallowed sperm at some point in their life? :/

[Bobmuhthol]

You know, I used to just feel good about myself whenever I found my dick consensually in a girl's mouth, but I guess all this time I should have realized they were in fact selfishly looking to feel rewarded for a job well done.

[Liagala]

So no one has successfully pleased a man or woman with their mouth before unless they have swallowed sperm at some point in their life? :/
You're implying that women get no sense of reward from orally pleasing a man (or vice versa), and then making a joke to that effect. Rojo is saying that giving your partner pleasure is in fact very rewarding on its own, even if no other activity takes place. Of course more activity = more pleasure all around, so it's always a good thing, but still.

[Tgo01]

You're implying that women get no sense of reward from orally pleasing a man (or vice versa), and then making a joke to that effect.

I don't think I was implying that. The cure being talked about in this story is swallowing sperm, not simply giving oral sex or making their partner happy or being happy because they are making their partner happy. Maybe some (wo)men do get a sense of pleasure from swallowing sperm, I don't know.

[Cxai]

You know, I used to just feel good about myself whenever I found my dick consensually in a girl's mouth, but I guess all this time I should have realized they were in fact selfishly looking to feel rewarded for a job well done.

How did you feel about yourself when it was non-consenual?

[4a6c1]

How did you feel about yourself when it was non-consenual?

Batteries wins thread.

[Liagala]

I don't think I was implying that.
That's how I read it. "Hehe, girls don't like giving head but maybe this will get me some" - that sort of thing. Not that I would ever accuse of man of using whatever possible methods he thinks might have a snowball's chance in hell of working to get him a blowjob... no no, not me. I'd never make such an accusation. :D

[Bobmuhthol]

How did you feel about yourself when it was non-consenual?
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Like a boss.

[Tgo01]

Bob hates it when someone is trying to give him a blowjob and he's not in the mood for one.

[Bobmuhthol]

That thought hadn't crossed my mind because why the fuck would it ever?