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Snoopy Dogg
08-08-2012, 11:43 AM
nothin to see here

Bhaalizmo
08-08-2012, 12:34 PM
Um isn't he a wizard? Enchant something slacker!

Snoopy Dogg
08-08-2012, 12:50 PM
i dont want to wait 3+ months?

Glitch
08-08-2012, 07:03 PM
Wizards don't even need armor!

Fortybox
08-08-2012, 10:13 PM
Get erotica robez.

Bhaalizmo
08-08-2012, 10:48 PM
Get erotica robez.

Or a red dog house.

Nathala Crane
08-08-2012, 10:54 PM
Or a red dog house.

No mount system.

Snoopy Dogg
08-08-2012, 11:40 PM
bewm, hes up there

subzero
08-08-2012, 11:58 PM
ok, been gettin bored with him lately so ig uess im gonna see if theres any intrest..


Don't lie. You're just sellin him cause your boy Snoop changed his name to Snoop Lion and fucked up your gig. It's cool, we understand.

Snoopy Dogg
08-09-2012, 12:15 AM
i didnt know that..

Nathala Crane
08-09-2012, 12:24 AM
Snoop Lion doesn't even sound right. Heh, old people. smh.

Snoopy Dogg
08-09-2012, 12:32 AM
i r dissapoint, snoop has failed me.. hows he gonna say his name in raps now? s n double o p.. li on?

subzero
08-09-2012, 01:07 AM
i r dissapoint, snoop has failed me.. hows he gonna say his name in raps now? s n double o p.. li on?

No no no! He's tired of the rap game! He, uh, spent a month or somethin in Jamaica and now believes he's fuckin Bob Marley re-incarnated, so with rap no longer being a 'challenge', he's goin with the reggae. I could do without thinking I'm some reincarnation, but I'd like to try whatever he was smokin down there.

If he were to try and keep the old gimmick, though, he could always be Snoop K i double t y.

Fortybox
08-09-2012, 09:39 AM
I don't like pugs.

Snoopy Dogg
08-09-2012, 10:36 AM
I don't like pugs.

my dog is a pug, they are hard to like until you have one.. got to be the best/coolest dog ive ever had

subzero
08-09-2012, 11:04 AM
my dog is a pug, they are hard to like until you have one.. got to be the best/coolest dog ive ever had

My mom has one. It's a great dog, but it is annoying as shit and rather disgusting. Thing constantly is gagging and having trouble breathing (issue with the breed; doesn't take much to get this one worked up) and it's in pretty good shape. Constantly rooting around for food, snorting like a pig, blows boogers out it's nose all the time (I've made a little joke out of it with my 5yr old niece by referring to it's nose as the 'double-barrel boogie blaster') and then wipes it's dirty face on the carpet/furniture/clothes, and if you get your face anywhere remotely close to where she can reach it, it's like she has some OCD face-licking obsession. Maybe it's just this particular dog, but the annoyance it brings me would prevent me from ever considering one as a pet.

Bhaalizmo
08-09-2012, 12:44 PM
I've known a few good pugs over the years, and they're as lovable as any dog when you get to know them. They sure are fugly though.

I have a friend who has a pug with a few exceptional challenges. Most notably his eyes are more bugged out than a usual pug and they often have to WASH HIS EYEBALLS when he comes in from outside. Yeah. Also, his tongue is like 3 inches longer than normal and it dangles. Also, his front legs are like 2 inches longer than normal so he goose steps like a nazi. Also, he has a terrible digestive tract so I call him shitler. His real name is Lucky though. Yeah pugs are great.

Tenlaar
08-09-2012, 01:59 PM
Pugs are adorable for about the first thirty seconds you are in the room with them. Annoying ass fugly little punks. They are also universally horrible when it comes to having their nails cut.

Gompers
08-09-2012, 03:28 PM
I watched my buddy's pug while he was on vacation. The dog's name was Lunchbox - my neighbors probably thought I developed Tourette syndrome when they heard me saying "Lunchbox - GO POTTY! Damnit Lunchbox...Go. Potty." Over and over again in my backyard.

4a6c1
08-09-2012, 03:43 PM
I've known a few good pugs over the years, and they're as lovable as any dog when you get to know them. They sure are fugly though.

I have a friend who has a pug with a few exceptional challenges. Most notably his eyes are more bugged out than a usual pug and they often have to WASH HIS EYEBALLS when he comes in from outside. Yeah. Also, his tongue is like 3 inches longer than normal and it dangles. Also, his front legs are like 2 inches longer than normal so he goose steps like a nazi. Also, he has a terrible digestive tract so I call him shitler. His real name is Lucky though. Yeah pugs are great.

This had me laughing so hard. Shitler. Damn, poor dog.

Pug puppies are so cute. Coming from a shelter volunteer perspective though they seem to be the most owner surrendered toy breed.I've seen hundreds in the shelters I frequent. All with health issues. All over age of 5.

Nathala Crane
08-09-2012, 03:46 PM
Mine is only half pug:

https://sphotos-b.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash3/552564_3559005176779_701953938_n.jpg

He's a little pain in the ass, though it's to be expected: the other half is Jack Russell terrier.

4a6c1
08-09-2012, 04:01 PM
I see that excercise equipment right next to your couch!! (I do the same.)

Snoopy Dogg
08-09-2012, 04:08 PM
my thread is being filled with pugness, i might have to upload a pic of my chug

Snoopy Dogg
08-09-2012, 04:19 PM
this is him.. a few months ago, we've managed to get him to lose some weight since then. so hes not as fat

1/4 chiuahuah, 3/4 pug

3859

Snoopy Dogg
08-09-2012, 05:15 PM
we had 3 at one time.. we were gonna start breeding them so we got another male and female.
we kept them for maybe 2-3 months and had to get rid of the extra 2.. was just too much

3860

Fortybox
08-09-2012, 07:19 PM
My mom has one. Stupid thing is all lazy and snorts all the time.

Sam
08-09-2012, 08:37 PM
My pug is definitely the best dog I've had. Always happy as hell except, as mentioned above, when we cut his nails. He's like 25 pounds but I have to hold his torso with my legs then hold his paws/block his face so he doesn't bite my wife. Though it's not too big of a deal because he only has like 7 teeth left. Not the brightest dog, but very loyal, and happy to play all day or sleep all day.

He does snort and grunt and snore and all that shit, but it doesn't bother me. Actually the only thing that bugs me is that he's always got his asshole showing.

http://insamniac.com/stuff/zeus.jpg

WRoss
08-09-2012, 08:42 PM
Does your pug do the human scream? When my ex moved in with me, we had the cops called because they thought someone was being murdered.

subzero
08-09-2012, 10:18 PM
Does your pug do the human scream? When my ex moved in with me, we had the cops called because they thought someone was being murdered.

I knew a dude that had a pit that liked to hang onto a knotted rope that was tied up to a tree in the back yard. The guy would climb up over the dog and stand on a knot and swing with the damn thing hanging on below him and the dog loved it. He loved it so much, the neighbors called the cops on him one night thinking he was torturing the dog or somethin because it was hanging on the rope late one night making a racket. He didn't wanna let go, I guess, and must have been whimpering or growlin or somethin, but when they showed up, he laughed and told them to go try and get the dog down.

Snoopy Dogg
08-10-2012, 12:04 AM
[QUOTE=Sam;1443678]Actually the only thing that bugs me is that he's always got his asshole showing.

god yes thats the worst ever

edit: the quote button failed me..

Gweneivia
08-10-2012, 12:11 AM
I had a pug for 14 years, finally had to have her put to sleep and haven't had the heart to get another dog since. But she was awesome, so awesome that no less than three of my friends bought pugs after meeting her. Only one of them ever had any problems at all and I still think that was more of an owner issue than the breed.

Snoopy Dogg
08-10-2012, 12:23 AM
:(

Sam
08-10-2012, 05:33 AM
Does your pug do the human scream? When my ex moved in with me, we had the cops called because they thought someone was being murdered.

Yeah, I wouldn't be surprised if one of my neighbors called the cops while we're cutting his nails.


I knew a dude that had a pit that liked to hang onto a knotted rope that was tied up to a tree in the back yard

Man I totally forgot that when pug was younger we'd do the same thing. Well, we used a rope toy instead of a giant rope swing, but he loves tug-of-war. I actually used to use a rope toy to spin him around on the linoleum in my kitchen. Then once he was dizzy I'd throw it for him to fetch and watch him veer like a drunk. Damn, I'm gonna miss the bastard when he's dead.

Unfortunately his teeth were really messed up and the dentist decided to pull out like 18 of them one day. He still likes to play rough, but eventually his gums will start bleeding on whatever toy we're playing with. He doesn't seem to mind, but I can't pretend I don't.

diethx
08-11-2012, 12:36 AM
Relevant.

http://sphotos-a.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-snc7/404131_10151142896521011_678521652_n.jpg

Snoopy Dogg
08-11-2012, 12:42 AM
hahaha

Snoopy Dogg
08-13-2012, 11:03 AM
booo, not even one offer

audioserf
08-13-2012, 01:11 PM
Not a Shattered player but I've never seen a spell training setup like that and my mind is somewhat blown. What's his CS like?

Snoopy Dogg
08-13-2012, 01:31 PM
556 vs living, 569 vs undead(if i use supremecy)

8 spell ranks from bein 3x