Medical Question

[xShadowMerchantx]

Can your hurt your penis if you masterbate too much/often?

[HarmNone]

By the Grove! Ask your mother! Better yet, yank on that thing with a set of steak tongs for a couple of hours. If it falls off, you'll have your answer. Just ice it quickly and the doctors will be able to successfully sew it back in its rightful place! If it doesn't, continue until it does, then ice it.

HarmNone :rolleyes:

[Xcalibur]

yes

as you can lose some part of your fertility if you ejaculate TOO much (really too much).

[Bobmuhthol]

All that conflict with Jamus and Barumples must've given you a major hard-on.

[xShadowMerchantx]

Nope, I was thinking of you Bob.

[Latrinsorm]

Did anyone else mistake Harmnone for Chef right there? You have to substitute "Oh, children" for "By the Grove!", but I think it works.

[Mint]

:weirdthread:

It's healthier to have sex than masturbate!

Yey for intercourse!

[SpunGirl]

That's assuming our intrepid little wanker-yanker could find someone to have intercourse with.

Anyone missing a sheep or a goat?

-K

[Faent]

>>Can your hurt your penis if you masterbate too much/often?

The more you masturbate, the greater your chances of experiencing penile fracture. Very roughly, your penis ruptures and either explodes or distends with a noticable cracking sound.

-Scott

[SpunGirl]

Rupturing, exploding, distending? Audible cracking sound?

I would so pay to see this.

-K

[HarmNone]

Me, too, Spun. Who's going to volunteer? Can I hear from solescape, please? :lol:

HarmNone wants to see this too

[Betheny]

I think masturbation is harmless unless, like everything in this world, you take it to extremes.

You'll probably bend your dick if you... like. bend it.

[JamusPsi]

:yeahthat:

[Red Devil]

Originally posted by Maimara
I think masturbation is harmless unless, like everything in this world, you take it to extremes.

You'll probably bend your dick if you... like. bend it.

I NEED TO GET ONE OF THOSE BOOKS THAT TEACHES YOU HOW TO MAKE AMINALS OUT OF BALLOONS

[SpunGirl]

Red Devil, is your avatar a self portrait?

-K, hoping

[Red Devil]

Originally posted by SpunGirl
Red Devil, is your avatar a self portrait?

-K, hoping

i cant see my avatar these forums are fucked

[HarmNone]

Umm, there's a checkbox in your Control Panel that will allow you to see avatars, Red Devil. You might take a look and see if you have it set to see them.

HarmNone

[Czeska]

Originally posted by SpunGirl
Rupturing, exploding, distending? Audible cracking sound?

I would so pay to see this.

-K

Sounds like Gem purification gone bad.

[SpunGirl]

Really, but with penises. More entertaining, wouldn't you say?

:wink:

-K

[DianaBanana]

Heh I can make balloon animals but I'm not about you help you out like that. :no:

[Myshel]

I've read that if you masturbate too much that when you are with a woman it can cause premature ejaculation and or the inability to sustain a erection. I guess the question is.. what is too much? Gentlemen? What is too much?

[SpunGirl]

Even if I donated some disease-and-cooties-proof gloves? C'moooOOOoon. It'd be entertaining.

-K

[DianaBanana]

Originally posted by SpunGirl
Even if I donated some disease-and-cooties-proof gloves? C'moooOOOoon. It'd be entertaining.

-K

Hehehe my balloon creations are only for small children who dont intend to violate them. Besides, I'd rather make hats than animals. :lol:

[SpunGirl]

::sigh::

Well, if you're going to dissapoint on that front, where are the pictures of your friend on fire?

-K

[DianaBanana]

Still in the camera that I havent finished. Maybe i'll bring it with me to the shore today and try to finish it up. I just dont like wasting photos. Seriously though, I'll try to finish the film by next week. I wanna see the fire photos too.

Should people who molest balloon animals be charged with animal cruelty? :lol:

[Wezas]

Originally posted by Myshel
Gentlemen? What is too much?

I'm sure it depends on the person. If they're just finding themselves and haven't worked out a *technique*, then I'm sure each session could be rather rough.

Once you work out a technique, there should be very little wear & tear on the member.

Being able to pee in the few minutes after "working it out" is still a mystery to me.

[Miss Jade]

why cant you guys just leave that thing alone for a little while. always have to be touching it or sticking it in something sheeesh!
________
Old Man Girl (http://www.fucktube.com/categories/787/girl/videos/1)

[Wezas]

Originally posted by Miss Jade
why cant you guys just leave that thing alone for a little while. always have to be touching it or sticking it in something sheeesh!

I'm a guy, that's what we do.

Didn't you get the memo?

[DeV]

Originally posted by xShadowMerchantx
Can your hurt your penis if you masterbate too much/often? Someone asked this question on a radio talk show one morning and the guy was literally laughed off the air.

Answer: No

[Back]

Sure you can, if you are using a cheese grater, or sandpaper, or... :squirm: yeah.

[Latrinsorm]

Originally posted by Backlash
Sure you can, if you are using a cheese grater, or sandpaper, or... :squirm: yeah. And here I thought exploding penises made me uncomfortable. Way to raise the bar, Backlash! :beer:

Dont you know, if you touch it you will go blind!!!

[EmpressBtch]

And don't forget to switch hands, you don't want to have that sucker leaning.

The stranger is needed! sit on your damn hand till it goes numb, then crank it.

[Wezas]

Originally posted by The Edine
Dont you know, if you touch it you will go blind!!!

Hence Edine's glasses and the need to have an optical profession for discounts on more powerful lenses down the road.

:jerkit:

Wezas, thats why I joined the Army. Free Lasik

[Wezas]

But how many times can you get the surgery before your eyes can't take any more lasering?

The only thing worse than the effects of masturbating are the effects of masturbating while practicing abstinence.

Something, something, something, you will go blind. A pox on thee.

[Faent]

>>I would so pay to see this.

The most common cause is rough sex with the woman in the dominant position. While going at it, he pops out. Then her pelvis comes down on him resulting in severe and sudden forced bending. *SNAP*!!! Medical treatment must be sought immediately or bad things happen. Unfortunately, due to embarassment, many fractured men don't self-present until several days later - a mistake which can cause them the loss of use of their pecker.

-Scott

Why even bother living at that point.

[Galleazzo]

Lord liftin' Jesus.

:troll:

[longshot]

I'm nauseaus after reading that.

[Mint]

Faent's post made me cringe and I don't even own male genitalia.

[Myshel]

The old guy on Oprah the other day who went in for an operation and woke up without his penis, was soooo sad. Medical mistakes.:tissue:

[Artha]

That's beyond sad. Poor guy.

[xShadowMerchantx]

Originally posted by SpunGirl
That's assuming our intrepid little wanker-yanker could find someone to have intercourse with.

Anyone missing a sheep or a goat?

-K

Once again you show your stupid cunt colors.

Stop being a stupid cunty bitch?

I've been in a relationship for 4 years as of the 7th.

Ps. You're a dumb cunt.

[Skirmisher]

Originally posted by xShadowMerchantx
Once again you show your stupid cunt colors.

Stop being a stupid cunty bitch?

I've been in a relationship for 4 years as of the 7th.

Ps. You're a dumb cunt.

She meant with someone other than yourself.:smilegrin:

[Mint]

Originally posted by xShadowMerchantx

I've been in a relationship for 4 years as of the 7th.

Uh, does this person KNOW she/he is in a relationship with you? The question you asked to start this thread has me wondering...

edited to add: damn you Skirm, you beat me to it.


[Edited on 7-10-2004 by Mint]

[Myshel]

Originally posted by xShadowMerchantx

Originally posted by SpunGirl
That's assuming our intrepid little wanker-yanker could find someone to have intercourse with.

Anyone missing a sheep or a goat?

-K

Once again you show your stupid cunt colors.

Stop being a stupid cunty bitch?

I've been in a relationship for 4 years as of the 7th.

Ps. You're a dumb cunt.

:?:

Now of all the people who wrote that you were an idiot, why pick on Spun? Comments like that always make me wonder what pushed you over the edge?

if I had an operation and i woke up withOUT a dick, "Sad" is not the right word. I'd go with "Psychotic homocidal rage"

[Edited on 7-10-2004 by RangerD1]