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Xcalibur
07-09-2004, 01:03 AM
Well, I walked in the cinema with a huge idea that the movie would blow.

I walked out even more disapointed, the movie is SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO BAD!

Fights: Slow motions, awful bad wounds, too many shaking close-ups...

Story: BOOOOOOOOOOOHISH! Lancelot is a mere soldier (well, no, he's a knight, but just a fucking normal knight)! Guenievre sux so much, man..

Moral: À la Braveheart.

p.s. Only mention of Excalibur is said by a peon as a wish to be killed, booh booh booh.

[Edited on 9-7-04 by Xcalibur]
Latrinsorm
07-09-2004, 01:10 AM
Moral: À la Braveheart.You did not post that. TELL ME you did not just post that.

McCormack = so freaking hot.
Bobmuhthol
07-09-2004, 01:13 AM
I was thinking of seeing it because Lancelot is the greatest warrior that ever lived. But I guess not.
Xcalibur
07-09-2004, 01:16 AM
Not only Lancelot is a mere "soldier", his fighting skills are just normal.

If you compaire Lancelot with Arthur in this movie, you see why one is the commander and one is the follower.

Back into Excalibur, Arthur get his king-ass kicked so hard, he breaks Excalibur out of anger just for his damn arrogance.

Only cool aspects of Lancelot in this film: His armor (as all knights), the facts he's dual bladed (smart guy) and his name (wow)

Latrinsorm: LIBERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRTY!

[Edited on 9-7-04 by Xcalibur]
Latrinsorm
07-09-2004, 01:20 AM
He says "freedom", not "liberty". It's still cheesy, though.

Regardless, the female lead in Braveheart does not "sux so much". Ergo, Arthur is not a la Braveheart.
Xcalibur
07-09-2004, 01:22 AM
Eh, oups. In french, he said LIBERTÉ, so I assumed it was liberty...

Booh me.

The moral of King Arthur = the moral of Braveheart = killing english folks is good (ehh?)

:uglyclown:
Czeska
07-09-2004, 02:39 PM
Mel Gibson in a kilt is good. That aside, I still enjoyed Braveheart.
Bobmuhthol
07-09-2004, 02:51 PM
Yeah, I was about to go see it, but my mom just pulled out of the driveway when I was standing at the door.
Makkah
07-09-2004, 07:24 PM
Xcalibur... you're so fucking dumb it hurts.

rht
07-09-2004, 08:02 PM
Originally posted by Bobmuhthol
Yeah, I was about to go see it, but my mom just pulled out of the driveway when I was standing at the door.

Your mom doesn't even like you. hahahahahaha