This. Is. Elanthia! For Rosey!

[GodSatan]

Because, that's why!

http://i.imgur.com/8IIp1.jpg

[GodSatan]

So apparently since he found out about it, he wants 300 million silvers for the video to go down. I got 100m on it and Beelze says he's in for 100, anyone else gonna chip in? Violence and pornography?? come on people!!

[Tgo01]

I feel like I'm missing important pieces of information. Or is this one of those "This is Shattered bitch! Get out if you don't play Shattered!" threads?

[Bhaalizmo]

I feel like I'm missing important pieces of information. Or is this one of those "This is Shattered bitch! Get out if you don't play Shattered!" threads?

Cliff notes.

* Godsatan said he'll punch Shawman/Reaper/Norlamin/Eschaton in the fayce on video in return for pix of Rosey's tits being posted.
* Godsatan posted pix of his epic beard with the deal clearly highlighted in the background.
* Shawman now demands 300 million in silvers too, which the Shattered community will gladly come up with to see his face punched. So far we have Mofuggah pledging 100m, and Godsatan pledging another 100m.

[Gompers]

I guess the only other question is - tits or gtfo?

[Tgo01]

All I saw was tits, who do I donate silvers to?

[Fortybox]

http://i1005.photobucket.com/albums/af178/captainbubbapants/IMG_5268.jpg

Ohai

[4a6c1]

Goddamn that's an impressive level of assholeness. Like, I would give you a job. I'm just sayin.

[Bhaalizmo]

Is it really assholeish to offer to punch Shawman in the fayce in return for boob pix?

Is it?

[Kerranger]

1. Who the fuck is Rosey?
2. Just go tag that psycho motherfucker in the jaw if you're in the position to do so. Fuck 300m.


NM. I got it. Shes the only chick that plays Shattered or whatever. Does she at least claim to have an awesome rack?

[subzero]

So, I failed to find the shopped version of this picture:

http://img463.imageshack.us/img463/1606/arguingontheinternetsd3.jpg

The one I was looking for had some WoW T1 paladin (maybe pre-raid set, I dunno) shopped on the kid; all this talk of kicking Norlamin made me think of it. I expect leet LARPing to come from this!

[GodSatan]

Ok, so it sounds like Nostra is in for another 10m, leaving 90m to go!

I think I'll be seeing him on Thursday so post here and let me know if you can donate before then.

I'd like to think you all know I can be trusted to hang onto the coin until this either happens or doesn't, and return it if need be, so find me in Illistim!

[diethx]

You do know there's a ton of free tits on the internet, right? Even on this forum...

[Gelston]

I think they more want to punch the dude in the face.

[Gompers]

You do know there's a ton of free tits on the internet, right? Even on this forum...

TINSTAAFT!

[Nostradamus]

You do know there's a ton of free tits on the internet, right? Even on this forum...

The coins are to punch Shawman in the face and as a bonus we get some boobs too from one of our players in shattered.

Kayous said he would do 20m also , so that means we need 70 millions more.

EDIT- I forgot to add there will be a you tube video also to view of the face punch. What can I say this is shattered :P

[diethx]

Oh ok, I read the op as saying in order to get boobs, they were going to punch this guy, which would cost silvers.

[GodSatan]

There was a lot of talk happening on lnet that clarified that a bit, but yes, it is true!

Also, we seem to have reached our goal with 20m from Kayous, and Tillmen stepping up with 70m!

We didn't even have time to hear from Gib...

[Warriorbird]

I think they more want to punch the dude in the face.

This.

[Makkah]

lolsad... I'd punch Gib for free,

[Tisket]

I'll punch any of you people for free.

I'm all about community service.

And no, I do not mean the community service that's court ordered.

[Fortybox]

Goddamn that's an impressive level of assholeness. Like, I would give you a job. I'm just sayin.

If I give myself a job is that wrong? Or would it be weird Buffalo Bill, "I'd do me" weirdness?

Oh and the punch should be in slow motion. Video editing ftw.

[Snoopy Dogg]

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edit: yes.. im rolling a blunt(or trying to in the midst of getting snatched up for pictures)

[Drunken Durfin]

I'll punch any of you people for free.

Great...now I'm all hot and bothered with the thought of Tisket punching me. I have not even had breakfast yet.

[Bhaalizmo]

You do know there's a ton of free tits on the internet, right? Even on this forum...

Well yeah, that's what the interwebs iz for. It's the principle of the thing tho.


1. Who the fuck is Rosey? Does she at least claim to have an awesome rack?

I don't believe that she claims this, no. She's a modest-ish girl. I have however seen said rack, and can confirm the awesomeness.


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edit: yes.. im rolling a blunt(or trying to in the midst of getting snatched up for pictures)

Lookin good Snoop. I was afraid you were gonna be 350 lbs with your talk of triple baconators with extra cheese. ;)


http://i1005.photobucket.com/albums/af178/captainbubbapants/IMG_5268.jpg

Ohai

I think I just went a lil ghey for Fortybox.

[Fortybox]

Snoop looks like a friend of mine.

[Snoopy Dogg]

oh and just so everyone knows.. no, the biggn is not my girl heh.

[Bhaalizmo]

oh and just so everyone knows.. no, the biggn is not my girl heh.

Mmk, I'm more concerned with the one in the middle. She looks fiesty. She's invited to the thing.

Edit: Oh and since everyone else is posting pix...

Moments before the beard got shaved off.

http://i16.photobucket.com/albums/b19/Wolfnatas/MeJanuary2012.jpg

[Snoopy Dogg]

yea that was someone gf.. im not friends with that guy anymore

[Androidpk]

Who is this Rosey dude?

[Bhaalizmo]

Who is this Rosey dude?

Rosey just arrived.
>
A robot unicorn saunters in.
>
look rosey
You see Rosey.
She appears to be a Sylvankind.
She is shorter than average and appears to be very young. She has silver-flecked grey-green eyes and tanned skin. She has very long, unruly strawberry hair worn in a single braid. She has an angular face, a button nose and thin lips.
You can hardly recognize her covered in all that soot and ash!
She is in good shape.
She is wearing a bone-inlaid gold earcuff, some deep red vultite-studded brigandine, a magical rainbow of sugary goodness, a large golden yellow pack, a glowing green ring etched with a lantern, a bell-adorned layered silk skirt, and a knee-high pair of polished ebon leather boots capped in gold vaalorn.
>
look unic
You see a fairly typical robot unicorn.
She has some minor cuts and bruises on her right claw and some minor cuts and bruises on her chest.
She has nothing at this time.

[Androidpk]

That doesn't really answer my question.

[Bhaalizmo]

That doesn't really answer my question.

Lolleia

[leifastagsweed]

Rosey just arrived.
>
A robot unicorn saunters in.
>
look rosey
You see Rosey.
She appears to be a Sylvankind.
She is shorter than average and appears to be very young. She has silver-flecked grey-green eyes and tanned skin. She has very long, unruly strawberry hair worn in a single braid. She has an angular face, a button nose and thin lips.
You can hardly recognize her covered in all that soot and ash!
She is in good shape.
She is wearing a bone-inlaid gold earcuff, some deep red vultite-studded brigandine, a magical rainbow of sugary goodness, a large golden yellow pack, a glowing green ring etched with a lantern, a bell-adorned layered silk skirt, and a knee-high pair of polished ebon leather boots capped in gold vaalorn.
>
look unic
You see a fairly typical robot unicorn.
She has some minor cuts and bruises on her right claw and some minor cuts and bruises on her chest.
She has nothing at this time.

Holy crap, I am in love!

[Drew]

Sounds like a win-win-win for everyone involved.

[Tisket]

Lolleia

It's Lollypop?!? She is awesome in every way. I imagine her boobs are awesome as well.

[Fortybox]

Wtf I u were black kyaous. Haha

[Bhaalizmo]

Wtf I u were black kyaous. Haha

I think you forgot a word, but yeah me too. ;)

[jaroc]

Wtf I u were black kyaous. Haha

I thought you where really a drag queen, untill I realized it was just the character you where arepeeing :P


I think you forgot a word, but yeah me too. ;)

Technically I am black, from the waist down.

[Fortybox]

Yeah I need a new phone. Hard to type with it.

[Bhaalizmo]

Mine too. I've been trying to convert to the whole virtual keyboard thing but after a couple years I still suck at it. I think I'm going with the droid 3 or 4 or whichever one has a full size slide-out keyboard.

[Glitch]

You guys move fast. I didn't even get a chance to read this and you've already raised the silvers. I woulda activated my account just to donate to the cause.

[Bhaalizmo]

You guys move fast. I didn't even get a chance to read this and you've already raised the silvers. I woulda activated my account just to donate to the cause.

Oh man, look at that. I thought I had 100 mil to spare but I only have 50. HALP.

[Fortybox]

You guys move fast. I didn't even get a chance to read this and you've already raised the silvers. I woulda activated my account just to donate to the cause.

lrn2comeback!

[Bhaalizmo]

Today is potentially the day.

What day you ask?

The day that Shawman may get punched in the fayce on video for our enjoyment.

[Tisket]

I think you have to play Shattered to appreciate the face punching? I mean, he's slightly annoying when he posts here, mostly because his posts are senseless, but he's easy to ignore and actual face punching seems like sort of an extreme punishment just for being a moron. So he must be annoying x 1000 in the Shattered instance to generate this kind of antipathy.

BUT if it also means we get to see Lolly's assets then by all means, let the punching commence.

[Fortybox]

I think you have to play Shattered to appreciate the face punching? I mean, he's slightly annoying when he posts here, mostly because his posts are senseless, but he's easy to ignore and actual face punching seems like sort of an extreme punishment just for being a moron. So he must be annoying x 1000 in the Shattered instance to generate this kind of antipathy.

BUT if it also means we get to see Lolly's assets then by all means, let the punching commence.

I should post another chat log to clarify how awesome the punch to face would be.

[subzero]

So he must be annoying x 1000 in the Shattered instance to generate this kind of antipathy.

That pretty much covers it.

[Kerranger]

So whats the deal? This guy getting slugged in the face tonight or what? Does he have to work his courage up with some beers or will it just be a sucker punch while hes taking a piss or something?

[Bhaalizmo]

So far no new news.

[subzero]

So whats the deal? This guy getting slugged in the face tonight or what? Does he have to work his courage up with some beers or will it just be a sucker punch while hes taking a piss or something?

Whatever he does prior, he should probably be flapping his gums like he's yappin on lnet when he gets smashed.

[Kerranger]

Whatever he does prior, he should probably be flapping his gums like he's yappin on lnet when he gets smashed.

Like hes in the middle of a psychotic rant, face turning red, spit flying out of his mouth and shit. Then.....POW.

[Snoopy Dogg]

i suspect its all a ruse!

[WRoss]

I can see the headlines now: "Enraged On-line Gamer Arrested After Assaulting Another Gamer Over Text"

[Bhaalizmo]

[Shattered]-You: "GS how bout that vid" (12:38:52 PM)
[Shattered]-GSF:Miyagi: "yeah, punch to fayce!" (12:39:01 PM)
[Shattered]-GSF:Miyagi: "pp p pp p p punch" (12:39:10 PM)
[Shattered]-GSF:Godsatan: "Im still working on getting him to "come over for a beer" but I think tonight!" (12:40:07 PM)
[Shattered]-You: "Nice. So while I'm watching Clutch and Prong rock out in Charlotte, Shawman will be getting punched in the fayce." (12:40:34 PM)
[Shattered]-GSF:Kyuuni: "haha" (12:40:41 PM)
[Shattered]-GSF:Miyagi: "now thats a good friday" (12:41:02 PM)
[Shattered]-GSF:Godsatan: "I do try :)" (12:41:24 PM)
[Shattered]-You: "You're going to be busy tonight, between beer drinking, script testing, and fayce punching" (12:42:18 PM)
[Shattered]-GSF:Miyagi: "make sure it's nice and slow on the video!" (12:42:20 PM)
[Shattered]-GSF:Miyagi: "slow fist coming across screen...wait for it...wait for it...SMACKO...Shawman's skin ripplez" (12:42:56 PM)
[Shattered]-GSF:Baswab: "Like the Pantara Vulgar Display of Power album cover?" (12:43:16 PM)
[Shattered]-GSF:Miyagi: "head whips back and body goes flying!" (12:43:25 PM)
[Shattered]-GSF:Godsatan: "haha, exactly!" (12:43:28 PM)
[Shattered]-GSF:Miyagi: "and that's when i hit replay" (12:43:43 PM)
[Shattered]-You: "background audio of Pantera's vulgar display of power optional" (12:43:50 PM)

[Kerranger]

I can see the headlines now: "Enraged On-line Gamer Arrested After Assaulting Another Gamer Over Text"

If you add a part in here about an armed standoff with the police lasting for hours, this might be the best news story ever.

[4a6c1]

Disregard everything I've said about these people. Shattered is GREAT.

[Tisket]

Disregard everything I've said

Business as usual then.

[4a6c1]

She girl slapped. I ducked like an awesome duck, maybe a mandarin duck.

How should I retaliate?! I know....HAHA! I'll go about my day as if this never happened. That'll teach her.

[Tisket]

She girl slapped. I ducked like an awesome duck, maybe a mandarin duck.

How should I retaliate?! I know....HAHA! I'll go about my day as if this never happened. That'll teach her.

You forgot: "but first I'll post about it with my usual passive/aggressive panache."

[4a6c1]

Meh. You've said it a few times. You deserve a reaction for the effort I guess.

[diethx]

This whole dialogue started out with real potential, but I'm pretty disappointed.

[4a6c1]

Not tonight honey, I have my menses.

[GodSatan]

He's here.

[Liagala]

Not to rain on anyone's parade, but are you actually going to hit (assault) him and then post video (indisputable evidence) on the internets? Isn't that asking for trouble?

[subzero]

Not to rain on anyone's parade, but are you actually going to hit (assault) him and then post video (indisputable evidence) on the internets? Isn't that asking for trouble?

Not if both combatants are entering mutual combat, which is the case here.

[Liagala]

Not if both combatants are entering mutual combat, which is the case here.
Does anyone actually have something provably from Shawman stating his consent? Otherwise, it may or may not be the case, regardless of his prior comments.

[subzero]

Eh. The dude is going to his friends house to get punched. It's really pretty simple. This isn't some guy flying into town and ambushing someone.

[Androidpk]

Eh. The dude is going to his friends house to get punched. It's really pretty simple. This isn't some guy flying into town and ambushing someone.

And this is all so Liagala will post her boobs on here?

[Drakefang]

And this is all so Liagala will post her boobs on here?

They really are nice ones!

[Androidpk]

They really are nice ones!


http://i45.tinypic.com/34e9548.jpg

[subzero]

And this is all so Liagala will post her boobs on here?

I don't think there will be any objection to such a thing, but the agreement was for Rosey/Lolleia to post.

[Liagala]

Lolleia, not Liagala. Good try though.

[Drakefang]

http://i45.tinypic.com/34e9548.jpg

That's fucking hilarious. I don't think Lia is blond enough to fall for that.

[Drakefang]

Lolleia, not Liagala. Good try though.

Don't be stingy.

[Androidpk]

Lolleia, not Liagala. Good try though.

http://i50.tinypic.com/a4mywm.jpg

[Liagala]

Don't be stingy.
The new year's picture is still up here somewhere! It's not like you're totally denied my awesomeness. Don't be greedy :P

[Androidpk]

I may or may have not just googled to find out where it is.

[diethx]

Isn't Lia all over beerzombie? What's the issue?

[Tgo01]

I just came back to this thread for the tits. Are there tits in this thread somewhere?

[Androidpk]

No

[Liagala]

Isn't Lia all over beerzombie? What's the issue?
I had Celephais take them down when my mom started playing wow and joined our guild. I didn't trust one of the PC guys not to say the wrong thing at the wrong time. He could put them back up again at this point, but I doubt he still has them.

[diethx]

Oh, ok.

[Androidpk]

I was content with the one picture I found but then you had to go ahead and say there were more. Jerk.

[diethx]

You've only seen one pic of Lia's boobs? Ahahaha, I've seen like TWENTYBILLION. (nanny nanny boo boo)

[Androidpk]

You've only seen one pic of Lia's boobs? Ahahaha, I've seen like TWENTYBILLION. (nanny nanny boo boo)

Sure, rub it in my face.

[Some Rogue]

You've only seen one pic of Lia's boobs? Ahahaha, I've seen like TWENTYBILLION. (nanny nanny boo boo)
OH YEAH?? I SEE THEM EVERY DAY...


Sure, rub it in my face.

AND DOES THAT TOO!

[diethx]

OH YEAH?? I SEE THEM EVERY DAY...



AND DOES THAT TOO!

I will let you win.

[Androidpk]

What exactly are you rubbing in my face?

[Liagala]

I will let you win.
If it helps, you could totally see them too if you didn't live 80 million miles away.

[Some Rogue]

If it helps, you could totally see them too if you didn't live 80 million miles away.

All I am hearing is three way....

[Androidpk]

I hate all of you.

[Drakefang]

Isn't Lia all over beerzombie? What's the issue?

Well, as for my post, it's called teasing or messing with her...otherwise fresh boob pics are always nice, too.

Not sure we need to freak out and start busting balls over nothing.

[Tisket]

OH YEAH?? I SEE THEM EVERY DAY...



AND DOES THAT TOO!

I want to make a suckling joke about you but everything comes out sounding a little creepy.

[Drakefang]

I want to make a suckling joke about you but everything comes out sounding a little creepy.

If the shoe fits...

[Some Rogue]

I want to make a suckling joke about you but everything comes out sounding a little creepy.

Correction, all I am hearing is 4 way.

[Tisket]

If the shoe fits...

I don't think you should be talking about anyone else being creepy...

[Drakefang]

I don't think you should be talking about anyone else being creepy...

I didn't do anything creepy. Certainly not today.

[diethx]

All I am hearing is three way....

If you find a mustard-colored turtleneck, I'm in.

[diethx]

And I think I just went full-on creepy considering I referenced a pic of SR when he was like, 15.

[Some Rogue]

And I think I just went full-on creepy considering I referenced a pic of SR when he was like, 15.

Or 5, Pedobear.

http://i9.photobucket.com/albums/a64/lrenzo2/pic4.jpg

[diethx]

Ah, fuck. I just wanted to make fun of your fucking turtleneck. :(

[Some Rogue]

Ah, fuck. I just wanted to make fun of your fucking turtleneck. :(

FUCK YOU, BRING ON THE SEXYTIME.

[diethx]

I promise next time I'm up north I'll be sure and hook up with you guys so I can puke on Lia's shoes or whatever the cool kids are doing these days.

[Some Rogue]

I promise next time I'm up north I'll be sure and hook up with you guys so I can puke on Lia's shoes or whatever the cool kids are doing these days.

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[Androidpk]

I promise next time I'm up north I'll be sure and hook up with you guys so I can puke on Lia's shoes or whatever the cool kids are doing these days.

NNNNNGGHHH

[diethx]

I don't think I want to bust Lia's cervix.

[Androidpk]

No, that was me busting yours.

[diethx]

What the fuck did I ever do to you :(

[Androidpk]

I meant that in a good way!

[diethx]

Someone please explain to pk that busting one's cervix is never, ever a good thing.

[Androidpk]

Literally, no. Figuratively, yes.

[Bhaalizmo]

Someone please explain to pk that busting one's cervix is never, ever a good thing.

I guess that all depends on the person and/or the buster. I've certainly seen it be appreciated.

[Lolleia]

I had to go out of town unexpectedly and came home expecting to see some face punching. I am disappoint :(

[Bhaalizmo]

He's here.

How'd that work out?

[Liagala]

I had to go out of town unexpectedly and came home expecting to see some face punching. I am disappoint :(
I think you should post some boobs anyway. Strictly as encouragement, of course. I would never just request boobs for no reason. Nope nope, not me.

[Lolleia]

I think at this point it's not really about the boobs. Everyone just wants to see crazyface get punched. My boobs were just a bonus.

[Liagala]

I think at this point it's not really about the boobs.
So if they were unrelated to the success or failure of the "misison," what are you waiting for?

[Androidpk]

I think at this point it's not really about the boobs. Everyone just wants to see crazyface get punched. My boobs were just a bonus.

You have no idea how wrong you are.

[Gweneivia]

Frankly at this point I want to see Lolleia punch him in the face, on youtube, WITH her boobs. But I will settle for just the boobs.

[diethx]

I guess that all depends on the person and/or the buster. I've certainly seen it be appreciated.

You don't even know what you're saying.

[Androidpk]

You don't even know what you're saying.

You don't know what you're missing out on.

[Latrinsorm]

Internal hemorrhaging?

[Androidpk]

Internal hemorrhaging?

A figure of speech? Are YOU people that daft.

[Tisket]

The solution is obvious: diethx needs to find a man with a smaller penis.

[diethx]

The solution is obvious: diethx needs to find a man with a smaller penis.

:(

[diethx]

I think my whole point was that while getting plowed by pk might be hot, the whole cervix busting thing is hideously cringe-inducing. That's like me saying "I'm going to ride you so hard that your testicles explode". Does the image of your testicles exploding make you wet? Well, Tisket?!

[Androidpk]

The solution is obvious: diethx needs to find a man with a smaller penis.

Or trade her vagina in for one that's similar to yours, deep as a cave!

[Androidpk]

If you want to be technical the source of all sexual explosions starts in that area though.

[diethx]

Touche. I give up. Come bust my cervix.

sigh

[Androidpk]

:lol2:

[Tisket]

Does the image of your testicles exploding make you wet? Well, Tisket?!

It depends on who owns said testicles (testes?)

[Makkah]

Boring.........

[Snoopy Dogg]

Frankly at this point I want to see Lolleia punch him in the face, on youtube, WITH her boobs. But I will settle for just the boobs.
^

[diethx]

Boring.........

Did you get your GW2 key yet? Come play with me. :/

We've commandeered an old Aion guild member's vent that has no pw and seems unused by anyone else. COME ON DUDE.

[Bhaalizmo]

This thread does not deserve a boob reward.

Sad panda.

[Drew]

This thread originally promised tits and someone getting punched in the face and now as far as I can tell neither of those things happened.

[diethx]

This thread originally promised tits and someone getting punched in the face and now as far as I can tell neither of those things happened.

I dunno. The OP kinda looks like a tit right now.

[Showal]

This thread originally promised tits and someone getting punched in the face and now as far as I can tell neither of those things happened.

You shocked that a shattered thread turned out to be lame? At least kayous showed he wasn't black.

[Snoopy Dogg]

blame GodSatan for feeling like he cant punch his friend in the fayce. shame shame on him

[Bhaalizmo]

http://static.fjcdn.com/comments/son+_29f1c49127e71bb8cf304102ace66f0a.jpg

[Tisket]

Have either of them explained themselves in game via chat? If not, maybe the OP's punch was so epic it killed Shawman and then the OP, suffering terrible regret, committed suicide.

It could happen.

[Lolleia]

Have either of them explained themselves in game via chat? If not, maybe the OP's punch was so epic it killed Shawman and then the OP, suffering terrible regret, committed suicide.

It could happen.

GS said he couldn't bring himself to punch his friend in the face. That must be a man thing because I have several friends that I could easily punch in the face.

[Androidpk]

It's definitely not a man thing.

[Drew]

Don't let that dissuade you from sharing, it would really redeem this whole situation.

[Snoopy Dogg]

Don't let that dissuade you from sharing, it would really redeem this whole situation.

^ srsly..

[Fortybox]

GS needs to think of his friend here. I am sure the punch will help Shawman go from crazy to uncrazy as long as the force of the punch is hard enough.

Plus, GS needs to think of the children too.

[SHAFT]

I had Celephais take them down when my mom started playing wow and joined our guild. I didn't trust one of the PC guys not to say the wrong thing at the wrong time. He could put them back up again at this point, but I doubt he still has them.

All of us smart boob lovers saved each individual boob photo to our respective HD's since the dawn of the beerzombie-boob page.

[Androidpk]

Sharing is caring.

[Bhaalizmo]

I googled Rosey's boobs and found this.

http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-ny6w0nttAuk/TaqTrc6cjgI/AAAAAAAADlc/m-rISZPU248/s640/breasts-covered-with-flowers-coachella-festival.jpg

[Suppa Hobbit Mage]

This whole thread is disappoint. Talk about not delivering.

[Mumblz]

disappointing bump

[Mumblz]

and to my anonymous negative repping friend, the thread is alive as long as you are repping me for bumping a dead thread! MWAHHAAHAHA!

btw, which one of the three girls wearing flowers is 'rosie'?

;)

[jaroc]

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[Fortybox]

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I want to punch him.