On a shop sign:

[Wrathbringer]

The sign reads:

Dark Blue Potion- Fixskill
Spidersilk Harness- 2 lbs

...And please, do not break wind in here. I hate that.

LOL

[Canon2470-4L]

LOL who's shop?

[Grim Reaper]

Found another to share:

In the Common language, it reads:
If you smell something, do not be alarmed. It's just my ex wife that is buried under the shop. She spent all my money while she was alive. Now that she is dead she can be close to my money all she wants without being able to spend it.