Obligatory half(all) naked dudes, as per request!

[leifastagsweed]

Thanks to diethx for the spppleeeendid idea!!!

http://content9.flixster.com/photo/13/85/47/13854715_ori.jpg

[leifastagsweed]

http://allseriestrekvar.files.wordpress.com/2011/07/amazing-spider-man-movie-image-andrew-garfield-emma-stone-hi-res-ew-branded-01-600x448.jpg?w=600

Moar hotness...

[Liagala]

Just GIS Dieux du Stade. That will keep any straight woman entertained all day.

[leifastagsweed]

http://www.klatsch-tratsch.de/wp-content/uploads/2010/08/Mark-Wahlberg-3.jpg

mmhmmm, third time's a charm...

[leifastagsweed]

http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-2x41xmH4bDo/TnJatWt-BMI/AAAAAAAACUA/_VvLKzErVjw/s1600/justin-chatwin-shirtless-3.jpg

Shameless! Can she make it to 5?

[leifastagsweed]

http://s2.hubimg.com/u/515549_f260.jpg

OH yeah, I did it. Spent.

[diethx]

Thanks to diethx for the spppleeeendid idea!!!

http://content9.flixster.com/photo/13/85/47/13854715_ori.jpg


http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-2x41xmH4bDo/TnJatWt-BMI/AAAAAAAACUA/_VvLKzErVjw/s1600/justin-chatwin-shirtless-3.jpg

Shameless! Can she make it to 5?

http://i1.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed/000/102/013/Ariel_I_CAME.jpg

[diethx]

That picture of Steve (Jimmy) is retardedly hot, considering he's barely showing any skin.

[Lolleia]

I feel all out of touch because Marky Mark is the only one I recognize.... but I approve of the hotness!

[diethx]

http://fc01.deviantart.net/fs46/f/2009/183/3/1/Shirtless_Dean_Winchester_by_Kenjisan_23.jpg

[Androidpk]

That picture of Steve (Jimmy) is retardedly hot, considering he's barely showing any skin.

Because you can see his linguines??

[diethx]

Because you can see his linguines??

lol <3

[B4Hand]

Yum...

http://i808.photobucket.com/albums/zz7/tlbani67/True%20Blood/joe-manganiello-alcide-true-blood-11.jpg

[leifastagsweed]

I <3 the Olympics.

Viva Italia!

http://sphotos-a.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash4/423572_4345670210840_2125107668_n.jpg

[4a6c1]

The entire USA male swim team.....mmmmmmz

[leifastagsweed]

The entire USA male swim team.....mmmmmmz\

Next Olympics? NO SUITS. Like at all.

[msconstrew]

\

Next Olympics? NO SUITS. Like at all.

But... but... think of the drag! That thing isn't conducive to fast swimming, even taking shrinkage into account!

[Drakefang]

But... but... think of the drag! That thing isn't conducive to fast swimming, even taking shrinkage into account!

They could use it like a rudder.

[msconstrew]

They could use it like a rudder.

God, I'd hate to think what they'd use for an anchor.

[Drakefang]

God, I'd hate to think what they'd use for an anchor.

Their feet.

[msconstrew]

Their feet.

Trick question. Swimmers don't need anchors. ;>

[Drakefang]

Here you go:

http://i.imgur.com/rng8o.jpg

I should add, swimmers can be an anchor even if they don't need one.

[4a6c1]

That is almost exactly the scene I was watching right before I posted my appreciation.

I also love that you're confident enough in your MAHNLINESS that you can post dudes in this thread too.

Unless you're a woman............(?!)

[Drakefang]

That is almost exactly the scene I was watching right before I posted my appreciation.

I also love that you're confident enough in your MAHNLINESS that you can post dudes in this thread too.

Unless you're a woman............(?!)

This might explain the Brad Pitt avatar issue.

Frankly, I just do it because it makes you all happy. I don't think it takes manliness (but thanks), it simply takes a desire to satisfy women.

[4a6c1]

Oral makes women happy. Naked dudes we can find ourselves.

[msconstrew]

Oral makes women happy. Naked dudes we can find ourselves.

This is so true it made me laugh for realz. I love you, lady. <3

[4a6c1]

It's true tho okay. Yolo.

[Androidpk]

Oral makes women happy. Naked dudes we can find ourselves.

False positive, not all women like oral. True story.

[4a6c1]

:-/

[4a6c1]

I almost: "She just told you that to make you go away." but then I remembered alot of chicks are molested and have issues or whatevs.

[Androidpk]

Half-zinged.

[leifastagsweed]

More oral, less bumming out a thread.

Also, I want to see him in this outfit on all fours scrubbing my floors with powdered Ajax and a firm hard brissle brush.

http://l2.yimg.com/bt/api/res/1.2/MT2iHmrtwGTwAEWzrJ6A9w--/YXBwaWQ9eW5ld3M7Zmk9aW5zZXQ7aD04MTA7cT04NTt3PTYzMA--/http://l.yimg.com/os/388/2012/07/28/AP1111140171591-jpg_141457.jpg

Then I want to see him naked like he swims.

[leifastagsweed]

Here you go:

http://i.imgur.com/rng8o.jpg



Gale, I just can't rep you hard and fast enough. <3

[4a6c1]

http://l2.yimg.com/bt/api/res/1.2/MT2iHmrtwGTwAEWzrJ6A9w--/YXBwaWQ9eW5ld3M7Zmk9aW5zZXQ7aD04MTA7cT04NTt3PTYzMA--/http://l.yimg.com/os/388/2012/07/28/AP1111140171591-jpg_141457.jpg


YES

[Androidpk]

http://i46.tinypic.com/9hm0bo.jpg

[Xanith]

Remember when the scoreboard gave that British guy a blow job?

http://shanghaiist.com/attachments/shang_kenneth/tom-daley.jpg

[Lady Lightning]

These pics remind me of that old D'Angelo video (http://youtu.be/SxVNOnPyvIU).

[Warriorbird]

Since I subject/subjected the ladies to so many lady gifs:

http://img.gawkerassets.com/img/17uudsiggae1jgif/cmt-medium.gif

[msconstrew]

Since I subject/subjected the ladies to so many lady gifs:

http://img.gawkerassets.com/img/17uudsiggae1jgif/cmt-medium.gif

That... that is just a TEASE. WHY ISN'T HE FINISHING THE REMOVAL OF HIS PANTS?

[msconstrew]

I assume this is what everyone wanted, right?

3834

[Kuyuk]

Oral makes women happy. Naked dudes we can find ourselves.

Feel free to perform oral on me anyday to make yourself happy.

[leifastagsweed]

Since I subject/subjected the ladies to so many lady gifs:

http://img.gawkerassets.com/img/17uudsiggae1jgif/cmt-medium.gif

/agree analrapist

For the love of all that is holy, let him finish!

[Allereli]

http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_LikzyndVj-g/Sje9rtPvI9I/AAAAAAABJKM/i8--t00zvvQ/s400/1Gilles+Marini.jpg

[msconstrew]

/agree analrapist

For the love of all that is holy, let him finish!

Man, when people start referring to you as "analrapist", it's time to change the avatar...

[Kuyuk]

http://cdn.crushable.com/files/2012/07/Australian-Swim-Team-Sexy.jpg

[diethx]

http://cdn.crushable.com/files/2012/07/Australian-Swim-Team-Sexy.jpg

Guys should not have tattoos there. Just... no.

[leifastagsweed]

Man, when people start referring to you as "analrapist", it's time to change the avatar...

MISSION ACCOMPLISHED.

:)

[MotleyCrew]

3842

[iJin]

http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-2x41xmH4bDo/TnJatWt-BMI/AAAAAAAACUA/_VvLKzErVjw/s1600/justin-chatwin-shirtless-3.jpg

Shameless! Can she make it to 5?

boinnnngggg

[diethx]

boinnnngggg

Dude, yes. yes yes yes.

[Darkwynde]

http://fc01.deviantart.net/fs46/f/2009/183/3/1/Shirtless_Dean_Winchester_by_Kenjisan_23.jpg


I want to go to there.

[leifastagsweed]

http://sphotos-b.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash3/523217_403420213045979_521794020_n.jpg

Puddles.

[Tei]

http://sphotos-b.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash3/523217_403420213045979_521794020_n.jpg

Puddles.

Nice. Who is that?

[leifastagsweed]

Channing Tatum.

[Tei]

haha didn't even recognise him. Yeah he's hot.

This thread is very distracting... I should be working.

[Divinity]

This is such a teasing thread. I hate being teased without a proper finish. *growly face*

[Darkwynde]

This is such a teasing thread. I hate being teased without a proper finish. *growly face*

Amen. :unfair:

[Drakefang]

What, you ladies don't know how to Google "hot male model nude?"

[Divinity]

I don't like to watch porn.. I like to make it happen irl. :P Goes along with that whole teasing thing again. Ugh, they're so nice to look at though.

[Drakefang]

~facepalms~ So, what you're saying is you enjoy being teased.

[Tei]

They do. I've got all the women in my team gathered around my desk at the moment heh.
Certainly brightens up the afternoon.

[4a6c1]

I don't think I've posted this one IN THIS THREAD yet.

http://cdn05.cdn.justjared.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/07/channing-gq/channing-tatum-gq-magazine-august-2009-01.jpg

[Liagala]

I don't think I've posted this one IN THIS THREAD yet.
If he's the kind of guy you go for, I'm not surprised you have a bad opinion of men in general. He's just fine from the neck down - it's a nice picture if I scroll up just enough to not show his face and that idiotic pair of sunglasses. If I ever saw that look on a man's face in reality though I'd have a very hard time keeping the laughter in as I walked away. Everything about his face just screams "douchebag."

[Drakefang]

Guess it can't hurt to add to the fire...

http://data.whicdn.com/images/7440575/latino+cowboy_large.jpg

http://www.theimagist.com/files/images/greg8.thumbnail.jpg

http://i766.photobucket.com/albums/xx301/flowerchild-07/Male%20Models%20I/Sexy-MuscleV.jpg

[Divinity]

Am I the only one that likes the nerdy guy with a hot body like some on the first page?

[diethx]

I really need to avoid opening this shit at work...

[Drakefang]

Am I the only one that likes the nerdy guy with a hot body like some on the first page?

http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-I7Kw0hGZxgA/TqXNKTbAfvI/AAAAAAAAABw/5XLMB6u5Svg/s320/hotnerd.jpg

[Liagala]

I was going through rep to make one of those wordle things, and was reminded that this thread needs bumping. That is all.

[diethx]

You deserve a ding or two for bumping without contribution. I will fix your awful mistake. Charlie Hunnam is so hot, I will post two.

http://www.angelfire.com/ultra/shirtless4ever/charlieshirtlessyay.jpg

http://media-cache-ec3.pinterest.com/upload/169659110932293353_Wtb8LhRP_b.jpg

[Liagala]

You deserve a ding or two for bumping without contribution
There are far too many people in and out of my office this morning for me to put in a proper effort at finding pictures. I fully intend to rectify the situation when things calm down here!

[4a6c1]

If he's the kind of guy you go for, I'm not surprised you have a bad opinion of men in general. He's just fine from the neck down - it's a nice picture if I scroll up just enough to not show his face and that idiotic pair of sunglasses. If I ever saw that look on a man's face in reality though I'd have a very hard time keeping the laughter in as I walked away. Everything about his face just screams "douchebag."

LOL I don't even remember seeing this comment but none of it makes sense. It's just eyecandy. Don't over think it.

This is my wallpaper right now. A little bit of art in the sex and sex in the art.

http://www.designscene.net/wp-content/uploads/2012/05/Dmitriy-Tanner-Matthew-Lyn-Essential-Homme-06.jpg

[Jhynnifer]

http://famousboyz.net/wp-content/uploads/2012/02/Bradley-Cooper-1.jpg

You can't have a naked thread without this one...
http://www.examiner.com/images/blog/EXID14380/images/Alexander_Skarsgard_naked_photo.jpg

http://www.wallpapershd.biz/wallpapers/2012/12/David-Beckham-Naked-400x600.jpg

[diethx]

There are far too many people in and out of my office this morning for me to put in a proper effort at finding pictures. I fully intend to rectify the situation when things calm down here!

YOU DID NOT

[msconstrew]

There are far too many people in and out of my office this morning for me to put in a proper effort at finding pictures. I fully intend to rectify the situation when things calm down here!

I believe you mean "erectify".

[4a6c1]

lol erectify

[diethx]

This makes me erectify.

http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-Ld00qBIStW8/TuXw7GqW2zI/AAAAAAAAEzs/ths3B8vm_KA/s1600/charlie-hunnam-shirtless.png

[4a6c1]

Ooooh. Yes.

[Liagala]

This makes me erectify.

http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-Ld00qBIStW8/TuXw7GqW2zI/AAAAAAAAEzs/ths3B8vm_KA/s1600/charlie-hunnam-shirtless.png
Damn. He looks SO much better when he's had a shower and isn't covered in grease, grime, and tattoos! I could live without the oil though.

Msconstrew - did you leave me that awesome rep about erectifying and situapenis? I hope so. That was great.

Rojo - Wallpaper stolen! I thoroughly approve

Stef - ZOMG settle down! I had to do work and stuff. I'm looking now, but for some reason everything I'm finding on GIS has a douchebag look on his face that's annoying me. I'll put this here while I look for some eye candy though - his face looks kinda dumb in this, but those eyes... yes please.

http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-EWED7nrwX1A/UE0D6b_s3VI/AAAAAAAAA1U/hDkXjinkx5s/s1600/n600924850_348865_145.jpg

There. Non-douche looking eye candy:

http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mdfh1vLhJo1r9f2g6o1_r2_500.jpg

[diethx]

Ooooh. Yes.

Those are the talky words I will make when he's got me bent over the arm of the couch. When. Not if. When.

[Latrinsorm]

It tickles me to no end that Mme. Constrew and I went the same way with rectify.

[leifastagsweed]

I am necroing my own thread because:

a) It's awesome.
b) I have new fodder.

Everyone Should Be Lusting for Adam Scott (http://www.eonline.com/news/627161/everyone-should-be-lusting-after-parks-and-recreation-s-adam-scott)

http://www.eonline.com/eol_images/Entire_Site/2015119/rs_500x250-150219122607-wyatt.gif

http://www.eonline.com/eol_images/Entire_Site/2015119/rs_500x281-150219114223-WjKk6Fq.gif

and so many more cute ones in that article!

Now keeping in line with the thread, since that link did NOT have any half-naked ones, I trolled and found a couple nice ab shots FTW:

http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-t6bVSM0VzlA/TuoxQRDFBTI/AAAAAAABKtY/vTpzY4p6cXk/s1600/adam+scott+3.jpg

[Tgo01]

I could kick Adam Scott's ass.

[leifastagsweed]

I would lick Adam Scott's ass.

FTFY :D