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gwendolynne
07-15-2012, 05:54 PM
Hey, folks. I'm selling my never-ending supply of cake. Here are the details:

a small round blue cake box: opens/closes, weighs 2lbs empty, 3lbs when filled with cake.

>rub my box
You rub your round blue cake box.
Odd, the box suddenly seems a little heavier.
The cake box is full.

It fills with seven assorted pieces of cake each time you rub it, and has no daily limits on how much cake it produces.

Flavors include:
* a wedge of spiced carrot cake
* a wedge of mocha fudge cake
* a wedge of gingered peach cake
* a wedge of frosted almond cake
* a wedge of nutty praline cake
* a wedge of warm pumpkin cake
* a wedge of sweet coconut cake
* a wedge of glazed lemon cake
* a wedge of cinnamon swirl cake
* a wedge of iced orange cake
* a wedge of fresh banana cake
* a wedge of dark chocolate cake

Taste Messaging:
You take a bite of a wedge of ((flavor here)) cake. Moist crumbs glaze your lips as you nibble on a slice of delicate cake. The rich frosting and tasty filling between the layers make for a satisfying combination.

You take a bite of a wedge of ((flavor here)) cake. The sugary icing and tiny decorations fill your mouth with an aching sweetness.

MB: 4m
BO: 10m

Sylvan Dreams
07-15-2012, 07:23 PM
10m

gwendolynne
07-15-2012, 07:25 PM
Soldy solderson! <3

Kitsun
07-15-2012, 07:36 PM
Cake stealing meanie head!

Reliel
07-15-2012, 07:37 PM
Cake is so expensive.

INFLATION!

...OBAMA!

(Grats and enjoy)

Sylvan Dreams
07-15-2012, 07:41 PM
Obamacake

http://media.cakecentral.com/gallery/702946/600-1253563288.jpg

Warriorbird
07-15-2012, 07:44 PM
The cake is a lie.

Reliel
07-15-2012, 07:50 PM
Obama? Check.
Shit eating grin? Check.
Photograph? Check.

Yep, it's a cake fit to be President.

4a6c1
07-15-2012, 10:28 PM
Vote for the cake! The cake is delicious!

leifastagsweed
07-15-2012, 10:51 PM
Dad is great! Give us the chocolate cake! (http://youtu.be/sRmN4KnfPxQ)

BLAM!