Critical kills

[Reliel]

Post 'em up bitches.

(Doesn't need to be fancy.)


You attempt to punch a carrion worm!
You have good positioning against a carrion worm.
UAF: 23 vs UDF: 10 = 2.000 (capped) * MM: 94 + d100: 25 = 213
... and hit for 66 points of damage!
Stiffened fingers punch right through right eye and into the head!
The worm rolls over and dies.
Roundtime: 3 sec.

You attempt to grapple a kobold!
You have excellent positioning against a kobold.
UAF: 42 vs UDF: 23 = 1.826 * MM: 94 + d100: 94 = 265
... and hit for 74 points of damage!
Amazing throw sends the kobold in one direction, but left arm stays behind!
The kobold crumples to a heap on the ground and dies.
Roundtime: 4 sec.

You attempt to kick a kobold!
You have excellent positioning against a kobold.
UAF: 42 vs UDF: 23 = 1.826 * MM: 99 + d100: 79 = 259
... and hit for 136 points of damage!
Spinning aerial kick removes right eye from head, and head from body!
The kobold crumples to a heap on the floor and dies.
Roundtime: 5 sec.

You attempt to grapple a dark vysan!
You have excellent positioning against a dark vysan.
UAF: 48 vs UDF: 46 = 1.043 * MM: 101 + d100: 72 = 177
... and hit for 59 points of damage!
Magnificent grapple exposes ribcage to air in several areas! The dark vysan wheezes heavily.
The dark vysan falls to the ground motionless.
Roundtime: 4 sec.

I love these crit kills already.

[Alafaya]

Here are mine...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9fWvub_WBho

[Reliel]

Terrible. Just terrible.

[Dayko]

Here are mine...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9fWvub_WBho
Lol, you're terriblly funny <3

[TheLastShamurai]

You make a precise attempt to kick a sneering krolvin pillager!
You have excellent positioning against a sneering krolvin pillager.
UAF: 614 vs UDF: 58 = 2.000 (capped) * MM: 109 + d100: 9 = 227
... and hit for 132 points of damage!
Reverse roundhouse punches through back, organs, and out through the stomach!
The krolvin pillager rolls over on the ground and goes still.
The deep blue glow leaves a sneering krolvin pillager.
The bright luminescence fades from around a sneering krolvin pillager.
The light blue glow leaves a sneering krolvin pillager.
The silvery luminescence fades from around a sneering krolvin pillager.
The powerful look leaves a sneering krolvin pillager.
Roundtime: 6 sec.

~

You make a precise attempt to kick a sneering krolvin pillager!
You have excellent positioning against a sneering krolvin pillager.
UAF: 621 vs UDF: 63 = 2.000 (capped) * MM: 100 + d100: 94 = 294
... and hit for 144 points of damage!
Magnificent rising side kick smashes through the krolvin pillager's neck, removing his head from his body.
The krolvin pillager crashes to the ground in a plume of dust.
The deep blue glow leaves a sneering krolvin pillager.
Roundtime: 6 sec.

~

You make a precise attempt to punch a sneering krolvin pillager!
You have excellent positioning against a sneering krolvin pillager.
UAF: 614 vs UDF: 77 = 2.000 (capped) * MM: 90 + d100: 85 = 265
... and hit for 90 points of damage!
Spine severed by brutal strike to the back of the neck! That was almost humane.
The krolvin pillager crashes to the ground in a plume of dust.
The deep blue glow leaves a sneering krolvin pillager.
The bright luminescence fades from around a sneering krolvin pillager.
Roundtime: 4 sec.

[Wheelerm]

You make a precise attempt to kick a sneering krolvin pillager!
You have excellent positioning against a sneering krolvin pillager.
UAF: 614 vs UDF: 58 = 2.000 (capped) * MM: 109 + d100: 9 = 227
... and hit for 132 points of damage!
Reverse roundhouse punches through back, organs, and out through the stomach!
The krolvin pillager rolls over on the ground and goes still.
The deep blue glow leaves a sneering krolvin pillager.
The bright luminescence fades from around a sneering krolvin pillager.
The light blue glow leaves a sneering krolvin pillager.
The silvery luminescence fades from around a sneering krolvin pillager.
The powerful look leaves a sneering krolvin pillager.
Roundtime: 6 sec.

~

You make a precise attempt to kick a sneering krolvin pillager!
You have excellent positioning against a sneering krolvin pillager.
UAF: 621 vs UDF: 63 = 2.000 (capped) * MM: 100 + d100: 94 = 294
... and hit for 144 points of damage!
Magnificent rising side kick smashes through the krolvin pillager's neck, removing his head from his body.
The krolvin pillager crashes to the ground in a plume of dust.
The deep blue glow leaves a sneering krolvin pillager.
Roundtime: 6 sec.

~

You make a precise attempt to punch a sneering krolvin pillager!
You have excellent positioning against a sneering krolvin pillager.
UAF: 614 vs UDF: 77 = 2.000 (capped) * MM: 90 + d100: 85 = 265
... and hit for 90 points of damage!
Spine severed by brutal strike to the back of the neck! That was almost humane.
The krolvin pillager crashes to the ground in a plume of dust.
The deep blue glow leaves a sneering krolvin pillager.
The bright luminescence fades from around a sneering krolvin pillager.
Roundtime: 4 sec.

What the? Already?

[Allereli]

What the? Already?

UAF does not just apply to monks, but to all professions with brawling. There are plenty of capped 2x brawling characters out there.

[Riltus]

Neatly organized for you.

http://www.krakiipedia.org/wiki/Jab_critical_table_(UCS)
http://www.krakiipedia.org/wiki/Punch_critical_table_(UCS)
http://www.krakiipedia.org/wiki/Grapple_critical_table_(UCS)
http://www.krakiipedia.org/wiki/Kick_critical_table_(UCS)

This is a work in progress and not all posted info is reliable.

Mark

[Snoopy Dogg]

You attempt to kick a waern!
You have good positioning against a waern.
UAF: 330 vs UDF: 318 = 1.037 * MM: 98 + d100: 93 = 194
... and hit for 86 points of damage!
Tremendous side kick snaps neck instantly!
You hear a sound like a weeping child as a white glow separates itself from the waern's body as it rises, disappearing into the heavens.
The waern falls to the ground and dies.
Roundtime: 5 sec.

[Khastle]

You have excellent positioning against a dark vysan.
UAF: 51 vs UDF: 47 = 1.085 * MM: 104 + d100: 82 = 194
... and hit for 62 points of damage!
Jugular severed by quick crossover punch! The dark vysan's face goes pale, but the rest of its body is stained red!
The dark vysan falls to the ground motionless

[Kitsun]

>
You make a precise attempt to grapple a gnomish marauder!
You have excellent positioning against a gnomish marauder.
UAF: 680 vs UDF: 411 = 1.654 * MM: 106 + d100: 68 = 243
... and hit for 63 points of damage!
Awesome grapple pulls head from body!

[You have 2 kills remaining.]
The gnomish marauder rolls over and dies.
A gnomish marauder seems a bit less imposing.
Roundtime: 5 sec.

You yell, "MORTAL KOMBAT!"

[Nathala Crane]

I don't know that this is a critical kill, but if it is, I really like it. It's not quite so over the top as the usual instestines-yanking, brain-smashing stuff:

You attempt to kick a rotting corpse!
You have excellent positioning against a rotting corpse.
UAF: 187 vs UDF: 224 = 0.834 * MM: 122 + d100: 89 = 190
... and hit for 115 points of damage!
Devastating reverse roundhouse sends the rotting corpse flying, only to land in a crumpled heap!
You hear a sound like a weeping child as a white glow separates itself from the rotting corpse's body as it rises, disappearing into the heavens.
The rotting corpse wails in terrifying pain one last time and lies still.
Roundtime: 5 sec.

Another one I liked:

You attempt to kick a rotting corpse!
You have excellent positioning against a rotting corpse.
UAF: 187 vs UDF: 207 = 0.903 * MM: 124 + d100: 59 = 171
... and hit for 101 points of damage!
Rapid spin brings leg around with immense power, caving in the rotting corpse's entire torso in the process!
You hear a sound like a weeping child as a white glow separates itself from the rotting corpse's body as it rises, disappearing into the heavens.
The rotting corpse wails in terrifying pain one last time and lies still.

[Nathala Crane]

You attempt to kick a rotting corpse!
You have excellent positioning against a rotting corpse.
UAF: 217 vs UDF: 205 = 1.058 * MM: 131 + d100: 58 = 196
... and hit for 100 points of damage!
Magnificent rising side kick smashes through the rotting corpse's neck, removing her head from her body.
You hear a sound like a weeping child as a white glow separates itself from the rotting corpse's body as it rises, disappearing into the heavens.
The rotting corpse wails in terrifying pain one last time and lies still.
Roundtime: 4 sec.

From somewhere nearby, you hear someone exclaim, "Gooooooal!"

[neimanz1]

how did you manage to kick with 4 sec rt? did something change?

[Nathala Crane]

Oops - nope, that's called "Haohmaru's player chopped off the RT line during the initial copy/paste, attempted to manually add it for neatness' sake, and failed miserably."

You attempt to kick a rotting corpse!
You have excellent positioning against a rotting corpse.
UAF: 234 vs UDF: 222 = 1.054 * MM: 111 + d100: 61 = 178
... and hit for 103 points of damage!
Reverse roundhouse drives through abdomen, stopping only when it encounters the spine!
You hear a sound like a weeping child as a white glow separates itself from the rotting corpse's body as it rises, disappearing into the heavens.
The rotting corpse falls to the ground, rotting flesh falling from her bones.
Roundtime: 5 sec.

[Khastle]

You attempt to kick a Grimswarm troll ranger!
You have excellent positioning against a Grimswarm troll ranger.
UAF: 99 vs UDF: 83 = 1.192 * MM: 120 + d100: 48 = 191
... and hit for 96 points of damage!
Reverse roundhouse impacts base of neck, driving upper spine through the throat!

[Nathala Crane]

Playing my newbie Monk at level 4, on a bounty hunt:

ou attempt to jab a grizzled thyril!
You have good positioning against a grizzled thyril.
UAF: 38 vs UDF: 47 = 0.808 * MM: 83 + d100: 96 = 163
... and hit for 23 points of damage!
Blow to kidney!
Strike leaves foe vulnerable to a followup kick attack!
Roundtime: 3 sec.
R>kick
You attempt to kick a grizzled thyril!
You have excellent positioning against a grizzled thyril.
UAF: 38 vs UDF: 45 = 0.844 * MM: 104 + d100: 78 = 165
... and hit for 106 points of damage!
Shattering kick to spine sends the thyril flying through the air, already fully limp!

[You have completed this portion of your Adventurer's Guild task.]
The thyril falls to the ground and dies.
Roundtime: 5 sec.