True Blood Season 5 thread

[Mighty Nikkisaurus]

Wasn't going to watch the premiere, ended up watching it. Anyone else?

It's fucked up enough that I'm pretty sure I'll keep watching.

[Tisket]

God I hope they give Alcide more air time. That man is beautiful.

[Telfaahga]

I really wish Tara would of stayed dead.

[Tisket]

I really wish Tara would of stayed dead.

Yeah, even the lesbianism failed to spice up that character.

[Mighty Nikkisaurus]

God I hope they give Alcide more air time. That man is beautiful.

I dunno I was pretty pleased watching Eric fuck the shit out of whats-her-name-also-made-by-godric vampire lady.

At this point I'm okay with any sex scenes involving Eric.

[Tisket]

They do need to be sure to write Eric's character as naked a LOT.

[iJin]

I dunno I was pretty pleased watching Eric fuck the shit out of whats-her-name-also-made-by-godric vampire lady.

At this point I'm okay with any sex scenes involving Eric.

QFT.

Also, AFKTGSTHMF.


You decide what that acronym means.

[diethx]

I think they need to come up with the plot point that Eric is somehow allergic to all types of clothes. Or maybe he can be put under another spell, or a curse, where all of his clothes, present and future, are embedded with silver.

[Jonty]

I dunno I was pretty pleased watching Eric fuck the shit out of whats-her-name-also-made-by-godric vampire lady.

AKA his "sister". :lol:

[Atlanteax]

Stops kissing ... "she's my sister!" ... resumes snogging hardcore.

Me (who happened to flip channels into that scene as it unfolded):

"W ... T ... F ... ? ? ?" (despite having seen prior seasons)

[Stanley Burrell]

Yo, the vampires are overpowered.

How come the werewolves all turn into wolf-sized wolves and not giant lycanthropes? I'm not saying they all should do that, but you have a vampire death squad that is like Gokou and then a pack of werewolf people who are like, I dunno, Mr. Popo at best.

For real though, the shifters can turn into a wolf and then that's just ridiculous. Look at Wolverine, he's lupine as a motherfucker and can tear shit the fuck up. Garbage.

[Mighty Nikkisaurus]

AKA his "sister".

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[Mighty Nikkisaurus]

Tara is mad. Reeeeal mad.


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I think they need to come up with the plot point that Eric is somehow allergic to all types of clothes. Or maybe he can be put under another spell, or a curse, where all of his clothes, present and future, are embedded with silver.

Didn't spot this before, but yeah, his clothes to need to make like Pam's face last season and keep shedding off.

[g++]

Tara is mad. Reeeeal mad.


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Didn't spot this before, but yeah, his clothes to need to make like Pam's face last season and keep shedding off.

I love reading episode summaries of true blood on wikipedia. When you actually sit down and summarize what happens in an episode it sounds completely fucking insane. I watch it, but at this point its like sharks jumping sharks wearing sharks in a pool of sharks.

[Back]

I love reading episode summaries of true blood on wikipedia. When you actually sit down and summarize what happens in an episode it sounds completely fucking insane. I watch it, but at this point its like sharks jumping sharks wearing sharks in a pool of sharks.

I felt this way after season 2. As soon as werewolves showed up I gave up. They've only been successful since then because they hired a bunch of guys who show their six-packs every episode.

[Mighty Nikkisaurus]

I felt this way after season 2. As soon as werewolves showed up I gave up. They've only been successful since then because they hired a bunch of guys who show their six-packs every episode.

Given a lot of nudity on HBO lately (especially Game of Thrones) is lots of titties and naked ladies (nothing wrong with that, btw), I do deeply appreciate that they give us women and gay dudes our fair share of eye candy on True Blood.

[SFactor123]

I love this show, This show is so great, I love all the Vampire and Werewolf stuff and I like the fact that this show is not only about vamp and wolfs like stupid Twilight series, there are also many other supernatural creatures like shape shifters, Panthers, Fairies and Witches.

[Liagala]

Is SFactor an unusually literate bot who stays on topic, or a new person with very, very odd posting habits?

Also, eye candy is a perfectly legitimate reason for a show to continue to air, IMO. You don't think I watch Spartacus for the plot, do you?

[Tisket]

Whoever he is, he needs to learn that not all nouns need capitalization. And, if he's going to pick that annoying posting style, to please be fucking consistent.

[AbnInfamy]

One thing we can be sure of, he likes to party.

[SFactor123]

Liagla you are right, I am literate but not a bot, it is true that i don't visit forums very often but that doesn't make me a bot at all.

[subzero]

I say you and your ice makers should be banned unless you can tell us some relevant shit about Gemstone or somethin.

[Liagala]

I say you and your ice makers should be banned unless you can tell us some relevant shit about Gemstone or somethin.
This. What's the name of the world in Gemstone?

[subzero]

This. What's the name of the world in Gemstone?

That sort of thing can be found easily. This is obviously a person, likely paid, to troll around forums and put their ads up in some way or another. I want some info that can't be googled or found easily here.