The price of a priceless moment

[Bauzokhahl]

You hear the faint thoughts of [OOC]-You echo in your mind:
"wtf is klaive doing in wraiths?"

You hear the faint thoughts of [OOC]-Gothique echo in your mind:
"WTF is Klaive doing period?"
The storm subsides and the air is calm again.

You hear the faint thoughts of [OOC]-You echo in your mind:
"Klaives tryin ta kill me now"

You hear the faint thoughts of [OOC]-Alarke echo in your mind:
"so whoop him, and if klaive interferes have him killed"

[Minion Quarters]
The walls still have that melted look except where some excavation has been done to widen the area or search for something. You see a few thin lines of gold in the rock. As you reach out to touch the gold, you can feel the warmth like a great oven assault your fingertips. It is not hot enough to instantly burn you, but hot enough to make you recoil in surprise. You also see some flowing robes, a crystal amulet, some flowing robes, some flowing robes, some flowing robes, some flowing robes, some flowing robes, some flowing robes, some flowing robes, some flowing robes, some flowing robes, some flowing robes, some flowing robes, some flowing robes, some flowing robes, some flowing robes, some flowing robes, some flowing robes, some flowing robes, some flowing robes, some flowing robes, some flowing robes, some flowing robes, some flowing robes, some flowing robes, some flowing robes, some flowing robes, some flowing robes, some flowing robes, some flowing robes and some flowing robes.
Also here: Darphin, Klaive, Olodren, Amandora
Obvious exits: north, south, southwest, northwest

Olodren says, "Uh...ok...yer gettin weird Mandy."

Klaive shows Amandora his twisted wedding band.

You lean on your sword.

Darphin softly says, "Carefule amandora."

Amandora giggles.

Amandora clasps your hand tenderly.

Amandora darkly says, "These men are my bodyguard."

You give your eyebrow a little workout.

Amandora points at you.

>Amandora points at Olodren.

Speaking deeply to Amandora, you ask, "A problem m'lady?"

Amandora darkly says, "I'm princess Mandy."

Amandora dances around the room to music only she can hear.

Olodren says, "Um I thought I wuz yer punchin bag."

You glance at Darphin.

You glance at Klaive.

>You see Darphin the Hexer.
He appears to be a Faendryl Dark Elf.
He appears to be very young and shorter than average. He has silver-flecked stormy grey eyes and dark skin. He has very long, fine black hair worn in elaborate braids. He has an angular face, a small nose and a broad chest.
He has a strange case of muscle twitching, and minor bruises on his neck.
He has old battle scars on his right leg, and a scar across his face.
He is holding a spiral carved faewood runestaff in his right hand and a smooth bone wand in his left hand.
He is wearing a blood-red thorned rose stickpin, a fresh tulip, a slim dark silver Faendryl wristband, a gold ring, some supple midnight blue trousers, an agate-inset pewter neckchain, a rune-etched black Faendryl robe, a spiral-inset black leather pack, an asymmetrical black velvet hat, a fang-clasped snakeskin pouch, an ankle sheath, a black leather belt, a butterfly charm, a pair of silver trimmed boots, some sleek black stalking leathers, and a crystal amulet.

You are now in an offensive stance.

Amandora darkly says, "Oh, nothing."

Darphin softly says, "Between you and Mandy...i would invest in better body guards."

You deeply ask, "Oh?"

Amandora darkly asks, "Why?"

Speaking to you, Klaive says, "I'd suggest you not be too eager to quarrel with me, dwarf."

Darphin grins at Amandora.

You hear the faint thoughts of [OOC]-You echo in your mind:
"Speaking to you, Klaive says, "I'd suggest you not be too eager to quarrel with me, dwarf.""

Amandora blinks at Klaive.

You laugh out loud!

Darphin softly says, "Cuase i am stronger then them."

You deeply say, "Cockier too."

Amandora darkly asks, "Why you guys got to be so mean?"

Amandora darkly says, "We only playing."

Darphin softly says, "I am not serious yet."

Amandora rolls her eyes.

You hear the faint thoughts of [OOC]-Alarke echo in your mind:
"tell him he has a stick up his ass and ask if he needs help getting it out"

Darphin softly says, "You will know when i am serious."

You grunt, amused.

You lean softly against Amandora.

Amandora ponders.

You see Olodren.
He appears to be a Giant.
He appears to be very young and tall. He has sparkling crystal blue eyes and golden brown skin. He has long, flowing steel grey hair worn in elaborate braids. He has a weathered face, a long nose and frown lines.
He has a scar across his neck, old battle scars on his right arm, old battle scars on his left arm, old battle scars on his right leg, old battle scars on his left leg, old battle scars on his right hand, old battle scars on his left hand, and a scar across his face.
He is holding a longsword in his right hand and a dark vultite kidney shield in his left hand.
He is wearing a gold ring, a sturdy dark leather tool satchel, an onyx-inlaid black leather thigh-sheath, some vultite dark brigandine armor, a voluminous black stalking cloak, some padded black leather boots, a sturdy dark leather gem pouch, a black leather climbing pack, a plain chrysoberyl band, some obsidian skull earrings, a black leather tool kit, a threadbare cerulean harness, and a crystal amulet.
> * Jinii just bit the dust!

[Dark-One's Keep]
This room houses bins and containers. Some containers are overflowing with garments, others have weapons stacked into them. The thought crosses your mind that you might be able to find something here you could use. But you change your mind when you realize that would probably be equivalent to robbing the dead. You also see some flowing robes, some flowing robes, some flowing robes, some flowing robes, some flowing robes, a small container, a crack in the wall, a small box, a large bin and a large box.
Also here: Olodren, Amandora
Obvious exits: southeast, northwest
>Amandora's group just went through a crack in the wall.
[Dark-One's Keep]
Lavish can not even begin to describe this room. There are gold and jeweled objects everywhere. Thick fur carpets the floor covering every inch of the rock. Elaborate pillows are thrown about the room to be used for relaxing. The walls have large tapestries, intricately woven into beautiful mosaics. You also see the red Tops disk, a heavy quartz orb, a frosted cinnamon cookie, a sturdy iron coffer, a sturdy monir chest, a modwir fore-staff, a white flask, a threadbare inky black bonnet, some double chain, some double chain, some double chain, a glass flask and a crack in the wall.
Also here: Olodren, Amandora, Khayo, Kyutir, Tops who is sitting, Trelaila who is sitting, Riccord who is sitting, Kertaya who is kneeling, Evyrsio who is lying down, Lord Aexcrybre, Inspire
Obvious exits: north, east, south, west

Amandora darkly says, "I'm going to prepare."

The ground around you seems to shake violently, making it hard to stand.
You lose your balance and fall over.
Roundtime: 15 sec.
Olodren loses his balance and falls over.
Amandora loses her balance and falls over.
Khayo loses his balance and falls over.
Kyutir loses his balance and falls over.
Aexcrybre loses his balance and falls over.
Inspire loses his balance and falls over.
Suddenly, the ground seems steadier.

Amandora darkly says, "Errr."

Klaive's group just arrived.

You stand back up.

You hear the faint thoughts of [OOC]-You echo in your mind:
"so Klaive quakes the Keep"

You hear the faint thoughts of [OOC]-You echo in your mind:
"what a fuckin twool"

Evyrsio asks, "Think Darphin goin a bit crazy with tha spells yes?"

Amandora darkly says, "He being mean."

Evyrsio says, "Oh. No, 'ees 'ere."

You hear the faint thoughts of [OOC]-Fleetwing echo in your mind:
"Kill him!"

Amandora points at Darphin.

Amandora grins.

>Darphin sits down.

Darphin winks at Amandora.

Amandora smirks at Darphin.

Amandora sticks out her tongue.

You sense that the following people are currently linked to the PsiNet:
Klaive
Total minds linked: 1

[Dark-One's Keep]
Lavish can not even begin to describe this room. There are gold and jeweled objects everywhere. Thick fur carpets the floor covering every inch of the rock. Elaborate pillows are thrown about the room to be used for relaxing. The walls have large tapestries, intricately woven into beautiful mosaics. You also see the red Tops disk, a heavy quartz orb, a frosted cinnamon cookie, a sturdy iron coffer, a sturdy monir chest, a modwir fore-staff, a white flask, a threadbare inky black bonnet, some double chain, some double chain, some double chain, a glass flask and a crack in the wall.
Also here: Evyrsio who is sitting, Amandora, Lord Aexcrybre, Inspire, Lady Ravishina, Darphin who is sitting, Klaive, Khayo, Kyutir who is lying down, Tops who is sitting, Trelaila who is sitting, Riccord who is sitting
Obvious exits: north, east, south, west
>Speaking to Amandora, Klaive says, "Also, you have a wart on your nose."

You grunt in obvious distaste.

You see Amandora.
She appears to be a Halfling.
She appears to be very young and tiny. She has long-lashed crystal green eyes and golden brown skin. She has long, tangled red hair worn in a bun. She has a plump face, a wart-tipped nose and dimpled cheeks.
She has some minor cuts and bruises on her left arm, and some minor cuts and bruises on her right arm.
She has developed slurred speech.
She is holding a rich-grained villswood runestaff in her right hand.
She is wearing some tasselled murky grey boots, some full leather, a pair of red spidersilk gloves, a soft grey pearl-buttoned bodice, a sunset red silk split skirt, a serpentine pink topaz neckchain, a crystal amulet, a voluminous black stalking cloak, a fang-fringed bronze leather pouch, a glyph-etched red spinel medallion, a water-filled sleek dolphin clasp, a black leather climbing pack, a small black vultite target shield, a moth-eaten lilac scabbard, and a gold ring.

You see Klaive Charach the Sorcerer.
He appears to be a Faendryl Dark Elf.
He appears to be immature and taller than average. He has scornful stormy grey eyes and fair skin. He has long, flowing cerulean hair that is worn loose and falls to the middle of his back. He has a sharp nose and sharp pointed ears.
He has a sad-eyed puppy tattoo on his waist, a Sorcerer Guild tattoo on his forearm, a silver crescent moon tattoo on his neck, a chain of intricate runes tattoo on his arm, a black-lined lunar eclipse tattoo on his neck, a deep black deathstone ring in his left nostril, a series of crimson steel rings in the upper ridge of his right ear, a crimson-swept black steel ring in his lip, and a black steel crimson-veined spike in his left eyebrow.
He is in good shape.
He is holding a thick twisted orase staff in his right hand.
He is wearing a stone-clasped glass case, a blackened vultite crown with six prongs of chiseled rhimar topped by polished icy blue sapphire spheres, a pair of black-tinted glasses, a silver pentagram earring, a cerulean-eyed black lizard, a blackened vultite collar forged with several viciously sharp ice blue rhimar spikes spaced evenly along its surface, a silver pentagram amulet, a blood-filled onyx dagger pendant, a black quartz open hand sigil, a midnight black skull-shaped components case edged in finely polished silver trim, a ebon laced leather pack, a translucent dark spidersilk longcoat, a silver-edged ora unity armband, an ebon-hued obsidian gate pin, a furry black goat pin, a shadowy black spidersilk vest, an iridescent twisted wedding band, some enruned crimson-veined black vultite finger-armor tipped with a razor sharp diamond talon, a steel-spiked black leather wristlet, some shadowy black vruul skin gloves edged with small ruby-eyed skulls along the outer cuffs, some scarred old double leather, a lacquered grey cricket box, a shadowy black leather kilt clasped at the front with a ruby-eyed blackened steel demon's skull, and a pair of shadowy black vruul skin boots adorned with small ruby-eyed skulls along the outer ankles.

Amandora darkly says, "So."

Amandora darkly asks, "What about me wart?"

Darphin grins at Klaive.

Amandora darkly says, "You have a sharp nose."

Klaive says, "I wasn't insulting her. Merely pointing out the fact that she has a wart."

Amandora cowers away from Klaive!

Speaking deeply to Klaive, you ask, "Where's your old hag this morn?"

Darphin grins at Klaive.

Darphin glances at you.

Your group status is now closed.

You give your eyebrow a little workout.

Khayo grins at you.

Speaking to you, Klaive says, "If I have an old bag, I assume it'd be in my locker."

You deeply say, "Hmm."

Khayo whispers, "Hilarious."

You deeply say, "You don't listen well."

Amandora darkly says, "Now now, gentlemen."

You deeply say, "Nae said a damn thing bout a bag."

Klaive says, "He is not." (I LOVE this line, pointing out how ungentlemanly i am after pointing out warts on a little halfling girl. Shit...Plus he's Klaive)

You deeply say, "Said yer old hag."

Amandora giggles.

You deeply say, "Yer dried up prune ass Kurapira."

Klaive ponders.

Amandora giggles.

Evyrsio smirks.

>Darphin stands up.
Klaive traces a sign that contorts in the air while he forcefully incants a dark invocation...
Klaive gestures at you.
A void rips open in the area, directly above you!
Rather abrupt decompression causes you to explode!
Billions and billions of tiny bits of flesh shower everything.
Quite severely dead.

* Bauzokhahl has been vaporized!

The brilliant luminescence fades from around you.
You feel your extra strength departing.
The glowing specks of energy surrounding you suddenly shoot off in all directions, then quickly fade away.
You become solid again.

It seems you have died, my friend. Although you cannot do anything, you are keenly aware of what is going on around you...

You realize that you have no outstanding favors which Lorminstra owes you, and without having accomplished a deed for Her, your soul is in danger of vanishing from the land forever!

...departing in 16 mins...
Everything in the room seemed to stay in place. The void disappears without further incident.

* Bauzokhahl just bit the dust!

You hear the faint thoughts of [OOC]-You echo in your mind:
"LOL"

Suddenly you have the strangest feeling that you are being watched.
The feeling fades as quickly as it came.

Klaive nods.

Darphin glares at you.

You laugh, the sepulchral sound echoing through the room.

A cloud of dense silvery fog suddenly appears. The fog quickly dissipates to reveal Jaehood.

A cloud of dense silvery fog suddenly appears. The fog quickly dissipates to reveal Nakiro.

Amandora peers quizzically at Klaive.

Jaehood raises a hand while murmuring a soft orison...
Jaehood gestures at you.
You feel a tingle on your soul, as if a powerful hand is gently cradling it.
(Thy soul is bound to thy body for an extra 23 minutes and 30 seconds.)

You hear the faint thoughts of [OOC]-Maliku echo in your mind:
"you just got JUKEd"

Nakiro whispers, "Care for some healing?"

Jaehood whispers, "Life?"

You hear the faint thoughts of [OOC]-You echo in your mind:
"damn skippy"

Ravishina softly says, "She is actually very nice."

>Amandora darkly says, "So mean."

You quietly whisper to Nakiro, "Kill klaive first."

>Darphin says, "Do not speak of my mother in that way."

>Nakiro whispers, "You'll have to pay me for that."

Jaehood raises a hand while murmuring a soft orison...
Jaehood gestures at you.
A silvery translucent thread extends from Jaehood encompassing you. You sense the comfort of salvation, and a scaly texture rasps slowly over your skin.

Klaive kicks some dirt on your corpse.

You quietly whisper to Nakiro, "Come on you know you love it."

Nakiro whispers, "Do you wish to accept payment of 10k?"

You quietly whisper to Nakiro, "Hell Yes."

Nakiro whispers, "Okay then."

You quietly whisper to Nakiro, "Deal."

Nakiro appears to be focusing his thoughts while chanting softly...

Nakiro channels at Klaive.
As an intense look of concentration crosses Nakiro's face, a pulse of pearlescent energy ripples toward Klaive!
CS: +445 - TD: +274 + CvA: +12 + d100: +76 - -5 == +264
Warding failed!
Klaive shudders with severe convulsions as pearlescent ripples envelop his body.
Klaive is crushed for 65 points of damage!
... 40 points of damage!
Blow removes Klaive's left hand neatly!
He is stunned!
... 27 points of damage!
Hard blow to right hand breaking bones!

* Klaive drops dead at your feet!

The tingling sensation and sense of security leaves Klaive.
The silvery luminescence fades from around Klaive.
A shadow seems to detach itself from Klaive's body, swiftly dissipating into the air.
The very powerful look leaves Klaive.
The white light leaves Klaive.
Klaive glances around, looking a bit less confident.
The bright luminescence fades from around Klaive.
The light blue glow leaves Klaive.
The air calms down around Klaive.
The deep blue glow leaves Klaive.
The brilliant luminescence fades from around Klaive.

* Klaive just bit the dust!

You hear the faint thoughts of [OOC]-You echo in your mind:
"LMFAO"

Inspire softly says, "Boredom gone."

Amandora grins.

Ravishina gasps.

Nakiro whispers, "I am holding you responsible for your payment."

Nakiro nods to you.

Amandora hugs you.

A cloud of dense silvery fog suddenly appears. The fog quickly dissipates to reveal Catrisha.

Lashmila says, "Nice."

Catrisha blinks.

Jaehood asks, "Healin for Bauz please?"

You deeply say, "Nakiro's got me."

Nakiro nods to you.

Nakiro kneels down.

Khayo just kicked Klaive!

Nakiro meditates over you.

Inspire softly says, "That had to of been at least somewhat painful."

Catrisha whistles tunelessly to herself.

Inspire nods.

You feel a sudden jolt of nothing short of the raw power of divine intervention. For some reason, you cannot bring yourself to move quite yet, but feel relieved nonetheless.
You feel the touch of the hand leave your soul.

Inspire softly says, "Very nice Nakiro."

[Dark-One's Keep]
Lavish can not even begin to describe this room. There are gold and jeweled objects everywhere. Thick fur carpets the floor covering every inch of the rock. Elaborate pillows are thrown about the room to be used for relaxing. The walls have large tapestries, intricately woven into beautiful mosaics. You also see a white cat, the red Tops disk, a heavy quartz orb, a frosted cinnamon cookie, a sturdy iron coffer, a sturdy monir chest, a modwir fore-staff, a white flask, a threadbare inky black bonnet, some double chain, some double chain, some double chain, a glass flask and a crack in the wall.
Also here: Lady Catrisha, Nakiro who is kneeling, a stunned Great Lord Jaehood, Phungoman, Lashmila who is sitting, Evyrsio who is sitting, Amandora, Lord Aexcrybre, Inspire, Lady Ravishina, Darphin, the body of Klaive who is lying down, Khayo, Kyutir who is lying down, Tops who is sitting, Trelaila who is sitting, Riccord who is sitting
Obvious exits: north, east, south, west

Evyrsio says, "Erm. In some sense."

Nakiro says, "I try."

You hear the faint thoughts of [OOC]-You echo in your mind:
"Klaive just got FUCKIN PWND"

Amandora hugs you.

Nakiro says, "That, and I was paid."

Lashmila giggles.

Amandora darkly exclaims, "You alive!"

Nakiro shrugs.

Darphin glares at Nakiro.

You hear the faint thoughts of [OOC]-Dazmar echo in your mind:
"goood"

You recover enough strength to move again.

You stand back up.

You grin at Klaive.

(Inspire lightly jabs his neck with the splinter of wood) (just curious i edited most of his splinter jabbings and all but WTF?)

Amandora grins.

Darphin rubs Amandora tenderly.

Darphin pulls Amandora closer to himself.

Nakiro stands up.

Amandora pokes Darphin in the ribs.

You deeply say, "Thank ya much."

Nakiro nods.

You quietly whisper to Nakiro, "Lets go collect ya fee."

Nakiro whispers, "Join me."

You join Nakiro.

Klaive stands up.

You grunt, amused.

Amandora waves to you.

Amandora sits down.

Speaking deeply to Amandora, you say, "I'll be back dear."

Amandora nods.

(Inspire pulls his leather up slightly to get better access to his stomach wound)

(Inspire rubs some of Klaive's blood on his wound and scrapes it in with his dagger)

Inspire softly says, "Im trying to infect my wound."

Inspire nods to Klaive.

You hear the faint thoughts of [OOC]-Fleetwing echo in your mind:
"Bauzo did you click on that link?"

You hear the faint thoughts of [OOC]-You echo in your mind:
"nah send it again"

(Inspire drags his dagger against his abdominal wound with increasing pressure)

Inspire licks a crimson mein dagger.

Inspire turns over his mein dagger.

Inspire licks a crimson mein dagger.

(Inspire pulls back down his leather, adjusting it accordingly)

You hear the faint thoughts of [OOC]-Maliku echo in your mind:
"the penitent man will pass" (ALWAYS A FAVORITE QUOTE)

Nakiro whispers, "For another 25k I will kill Klaive again."

Amandora whispers, "I'm glad someone killed him! That was mean of him."

You hear the faint thoughts of [OOC]-Fleetwing echo in your mind:
"http://www.necrophile.net/albums/owned/barney_owned.jpg"

You hear the faint thoughts of [OOC]-Fleetwing echo in your mind:
"Try that"

[First Elanith Bank, Teller]
Most of the teller windows that line this room are missing the gates and gratings that once secured them. Impatient clients stand at one of the two intact windows, waiting to get the attention of the tellers on the other side. You also see a badly damaged fel box, a large sign and a low arch.
Also here: Nakiro, Meldawrath, Lady Nayeanna, Brimzstone, Toktora
Obvious exits: none

The teller carefully records the transaction, and then hands you 20000 silvers.

You give Nakiro 20000 coins.

You deeply say, "Advanced payment."

You grin at Nakiro.

[Nakiro]

Just to add, I wasn't listening to Psinet before I fogged in, so I had no idea that they were talking about paying some guy to kill him.

[Celexei]

always pleasing....love the part with him thinking you said Bag hehe yaye Nakiro!

[Rhynik]

I have no real idea of who Klaive is... but for some reason this was just hilarious to me.

"Nakiro whispers, "Do you wish to accept payment of 10k?" "

[Chadj]

Hmm. He warned my main char. Idjit. I'm totally gonna kill him with another one of my chars next excuse I get :-D

[Celexei]

He was hunting in the keep with wraiths, i'm sure he knew he wouldn't get killed there, therefor he wouldn't warn cause he knew he could totally demolish anyone there...then comes Nakiro

[Numbers]

It's hard to have any respect for Klaive. I know most of the people here absolutely detest him, but he can be a good roleplayer, from time to time.

It's just when he pulls shit like this that ruins it all. Whether he gets picked on in real life and vents his frustration in the game, or just has a small dick, whatever. I'm honestly surprised that the GM's haven't done anything permanent about him yet, since he doesn't really add much to the game. His type of character (the eeeeevil Faendryl sorcerer who tries to hard to be eeeeevil) is a dime a dozen, and only a scant few are able to pull it off successfully, and he fails rather miserably at it.

I did find it amusing that Jaehood fogged in a split-second after the first murder, though. There's another post in here where he did exactly the same thing for some other complete stranger. A vulture of the worst calibur.

[Jonty]

[Dark-One's Keep]
Lavish can not even begin to describe this room. There are gold and jeweled objects everywhere. Thick fur carpets the floor covering every inch of the rock. Elaborate pillows are thrown about the room to be used for relaxing. The walls have large tapestries, intricately woven into beautiful mosaics. You also see a white cat, the red Tops disk, a heavy quartz orb, a frosted cinnamon cookie, a sturdy iron coffer, a sturdy monir chest, a modwir fore-staff, a white flask, a threadbare inky black bonnet, some double chain, some double chain, some double chain, a glass flask and a crack in the wall.
Also here: Lady Catrisha, Nakiro who is kneeling, a stunned Great Lord Jaehood, Phungoman, Lashmila who is sitting, Evyrsio who is sitting, Amandora, Lord Aexcrybre, Inspire, Lady Ravishina, Darphin, the body of Klaive who is lying down, Khayo, Kyutir who is lying down, Tops who is sitting, Trelaila who is sitting, Riccord who is sitting
Obvious exits: north, east, south, west

Evyrsio says, "Erm. In some sense."

Nakiro says, "I try."

You hear the faint thoughts of [OOC]-You echo in your mind:
"Klaive just got FUCKIN PWND"

Amandora hugs you.

Nakiro says, "That, and I was paid."

Lashmila giggles.

Amandora darkly exclaims, "You alive!"

Nakiro shrugs.

Darphin glares at Nakiro.

You hear the faint thoughts of [OOC]-Dazmar echo in your mind:
"goood"

You recover enough strength to move again.

You stand back up.

You grin at Klaive.

(Inspire lightly jabs his neck with the splinter of wood) (just curious i edited most of his splinter jabbings and all but WTF?)

Amandora grins.

Darphin rubs Amandora tenderly.

Darphin pulls Amandora closer to himself.

Nakiro stands up.

Amandora pokes Darphin in the ribs.

You deeply say, "Thank ya much."

Nakiro nods.

You quietly whisper to Nakiro, "Lets go collect ya fee."

Nakiro whispers, "Join me."

You join Nakiro.

Klaive stands up.

How'd he get up? Edit it out with the splinter jabbings?

[Wezas]

Click her for a link to Klaive's butchered version of this log (http://www.klaive.net/forums/index.php?showtopic=563&hl=)

[Celexei]

I'd imagine he got up but seeing Klaive gettin raised just prolly wasn't worth the extra space .

[GSLeloo]

You know... you'd think that it took like two weeks to get rid of Solescape, we've had months to do the same to Klaive and he's still here...

[Wezas]

Because of my unofficial warning on the Stoners Realm for linking to the PC, this thread is also being hosted Here (click me (http://members.cox.net/legendwezas/Log.htm)

[The Eternal Klaive]

Originally posted by GSLeloo
You know... you'd think that it took like two weeks to get rid of Solescape, we've had months to do the same to Klaive and he's still here...

Actually, Klaive was made in 1997 and hasn't changed his behavior since. Face it, Klaive's not going anywhere, but Nakiro might if he insists upon fogging in and randomly killing people with no previous interaction.

Yes, Nakiro was WARN INTERACTed and reports and assists were done.

You talk shit, you consent to being blasted. That's CvC.

But no interaction + combat = PvP.

Klaive reacted as he would. He doesn't tolerate people trash talking his wife. Nakiro had absolutely no excuse to attack Klaive and as such, was in violation of Simutronics policy.

[Nieninque]

Warn Whore

[GSLeloo]

Hey Klaive technically by the genre assassins did exist so Nakiro was simply being that. You can't cry because it's technically RP, you were being a shit, you killed someone and so they hired an assassin. At least he didn't just go get his "big brother" and have them beat you up, he paid someone.

[GSLeloo]

Actually that just dawned on me how funny that is... you kill someone and it's all ok cause "I R THE ASSHOLE KLAIVE" but when you get killed it's "OK you're not allowed to do that cause I'm gunna get the GM's to beat you up!"

[Celexei]

:lol2:

[Sean]

You don't really think thats an acceptable way to play a character and do random murders do you Leloo?

[The Eternal Klaive]

Originally posted by GSLeloo
Hey Klaive technically by the genre assassins did exist so Nakiro was simply being that. You can't cry because it's technically RP, you were being a shit, you killed someone and so they hired an assassin. At least he didn't just go get his "big brother" and have them beat you up, he paid someone.

Wrong. Role-Playing an assassin is never a viable option and is always against policy. This has been much debated in the past, especially from the side of followers of Onar and it is simply not allowed.

It has been stated time and again. Assassins will not be tolerated in GS.

[Suppa Hobbit Mage]

I still owe you 3 deaths Klaive. Good thing you hide in the crypt.

[Nieninque]

Originally posted by The Eternal Klaive
It has been stated time and again. Assassins will not be tolerated in GS.

Neither will dickheads, but you manage to slip through the net

[Edaarin]

Originally posted by The Eternal Klaive
You talk shit, you consent to being blasted. That's CvC.

But no interaction + combat = PvP.


Yeah, you just happened to get disco'ed a split second after I paralyzed you for quaking.

[The Eternal Klaive]

I don't think Klaive's ever been paralyzed. What spell does that?

[Hulkein]

Klaive, you're a clown man.

Anyone who walks around quaking and killing youngsters for nothing other then words should have no ability to report or warn.

Fact is you're a fat pussy.

[Hulkein]

It's called rogue guild Klaive, keep slamming when you're getting your bitch tits rolled.

[Scott]

Originally posted by Hulkein
Klaive, you're a clown man.

Anyone who walks around quaking and killing youngsters for nothing other then words should have no ability to report or warn.

Fact is you're a fat pussy.

He's like a mini Haashek, except Klaive actually can cast the spells he hunts with.....

[Edaarin]

Klaive suddenly fades into view.
Klaive gestures into the air.
Nothing happens.

You spring from hiding and deliver a blow to Klaive's head!
MS: +326 - MD: +206 + MAvA: -8 + d100: +57 == +169
Success!
Klaive is paralyzed!

Roundtime: 5 sec.
...wait 4 seconds.
>l
[Hearthstone, Courtyard]
Before you stands a grand old manor, framed by huge willows to the east and west. The elegant trees sway gently in the moonlight, dappling the cobblestone courtyard with ever-shifting patterns of light and dark. Snippets of conversation drift away from the long porch stretching along the full width of the great old house, as several guests enjoy the hospitality and ambience of this fine hideaway. You also see a trollfear mushroom, a white panther (sleeping), a hollow tree stump and the porch steps.
Also here: a stunned Great Lord Klaive, Murp, Jariel, Jydae
Obvious paths: south
>
Klaive just left.

And just for shits and giggles, here's a log from Tayvin's perspective of what led up to that (excluding the initial quakes that were starting to annoy us).

You are visible again.
You gesture at Klaive.
CS: +402 - TD: +307 + CvA: +12 + d100: +31 - -5 == +143
Warding failed!
You blast Klaive for 61 points of damage.
... 66 points of damage!
Horrifying bolt of electricity turns chest into a smoking pulp of flesh. No life left there.

* Klaive drops dead at your feet!

The brilliant luminescence fades from around Klaive.
The white light leaves Klaive.
The very powerful look leaves Klaive.
The light blue glow leaves Klaive.
The deep blue glow leaves Klaive.
A shadow seems to detach itself from Klaive's body, swiftly dissipating into the air.
The powerful look leaves Klaive.
The tingling sensation and sense of security leaves Klaive.
The bright luminescence fades from around Klaive.
Klaive glances around, looking a bit less confident.
The silvery luminescence fades from around Klaive.
Cast Roundtime 3 Seconds.
>
* Klaive just bit the dust!
A kobold jumps up and down on the body of Klaive!

You hear the ghostly voice of Klaive say, "Ooooh, you are sooooo pwned."
>

You hear the ghostly voice of Klaive ask, "I'm gonna ruin you, Tayvin. Your gonna be like, "Oh my god! What have I done!?"


You hear the ghostly voice of Klaive say, "I'm gonna wreck you so bad, Koar's gonna wince."

<<edit: forgot to add he got raised here>>

Klaive says, "I'll definately buy deeds."
>
Klaive says, "But I also need to destroy Tayvin now."

Klaive says, "after I have my spirit."

Klaive asks, "You're a HALFLING?"
>
Klaive falls to the ground laughing hysterically!
>
Klaive rolls around on the ground laughing hysterically!
>
Covannent just arrived.
>
Klaive rolls around on the ground laughing hysterically!

You say, "yeah, ya were kilt by one."
>
Klaive stands up.


Klaive traces a sign that contorts in the air while he forcefully incants a dark invocation...
>
Great Lord Klaive just went south.
>
The ground around you seems to shake violently, making it hard to stand.
Mekthros loses his balance and falls over.
Selania loses her balance and falls over.
Tallula loses her balance and falls over.
Suddenly, the ground seems steadier.


<<Klaive runs off and wipes his pussy>>

3 or 4 locates later

<<I still haven't moved>>

Klaive suddenly fades into view.
Klaive gestures at you.
A void rips open in the area, directly above you!
Roaring winds confuse you.
+8 Hits.
Stunned for 3 rounds!

Everything in the room seemed to stay in place. The void disappears without further incident.

Great Lord Klaive just went south.

<<how inferior he must feel, I nearly got a minor>>

<<Me, still standing there>>

Klaive suddenly fades into view.
Klaive gestures at you.
A void rips open in the area, directly above you!
Blood begins to gush from your nose and ears!
+15 Hits.
Stunned for 2 rounds!

A white panther is not affected by the vacuum of the void.
Everything in the room seemed to stay in place. The void disappears without further incident.

Great Lord Klaive just went south.

<<Me, still standing there, wondering if he has the stones to actually stay in the room, considering I can't cast due to the head wound now>>

Klaive suddenly fades into view.
Klaive gestures at you.
A void rips open in the area, directly above you!
Your fingernails fly off as blood spurts from the jagged stumps!
+17 Hits.
Stunned for 5 rounds!

Everything in the room seemed to stay in place. The void disappears without further incident.

Great Lord Klaive just went south.

[The Eternal Klaive]

I don't think so. Nice attempt at a forgery though. :up:

[Edaarin]

LOL, whatever helps you sleep at night.

That log is posted in the thread Not So Great Klaive, by the way. From last November. It hasn't been edited or anything from there.

[The Eternal Klaive]

Originally posted by Edaarin
LOL, whatever helps you sleep at night.

That log is posted in the thread Not So Great Klaive, by the way. From last November. It hasn't been edited or anything from there.

Ahh, so it was fabricated way back then?

Gotcha.

[Edaarin]

You seem to be forgetting these aren't your boards.

Everyone calls you on your bullshit here.

[The Eternal Klaive]

Originally posted by Edaarin
You seem to be forgetting these aren't your boards.

Everyone calls you on your bullshit here.

Luckily for me, I don't respect the opinions of "everyone here" and fully expect them to support any and all negativity directed at me, true or not.

[HarmNone]

Naaah. I am not about to buy any accusation that Edaarin forged a log. I'm an easy sell, too. Just ask the local retail employees. That one, however, I ain't buyin'!:break:

HarmNone

[Scott]

Originally posted by HarmNone
Naaah. I am not about to buy any accusation that Edaarin forged a log. I'm an easy sell, too. Just ask the local retail employees. That one, however, I ain't buyin'!:break:

HarmNone

Damn right, all she drinks is Bailey's, of course she's an easy sell....

On a side note. The log is funny, and typical behavior of Klaive.

[Edaarin]

Quite a few explanations for it, really.

1. Your macro sucks.
2. You're retarded, and you didn't realize Tayvin wasn't in the room when you ran it.
3. You're just retarded.

I'm frankly not surprised that Zyllah (the GM that responded to my initial Report) didn't do anything about the slamming. HMC is a joke.

[HarmNone]

Originally posted by Gemstone101
Damn right, all she drinks is Bailey's, of course she's an easy sell....

On a side note. The log is funny, and typical behavior of Klaive.

Do not! I drink other things...like tea, and coffee, and fruit juice and water...

I LIKE Bailey's, dammit!

HarmNone...HALP! He's forging my Bailey's!:scared2:

[asshole89]

the infamous klaive. more like "what a dumb bitch i am". grow up, retard.

[The Eternal Klaive]

Originally posted by asshole89
the infamous klaive. more like "what a dumb bitch i am". grow up, retard.

Wow. You know what? You came off as so very intelligent and mature in that post that I can't help but feel compelled to change my ways.

After nine years in GemStone, I'm going to modify my behavior just for you. You'll see! I'll become an entirely different person and everyone will love me and it's all thanks to you!

Only... not.

Fuck off, dumbshit!

[asshole89]

that still doesn't change the fact that you=loser. you will be for life. get used to it, or wait, you already have.

[HarmNone]

Well, hello......ummm......asshole! Welcome to the PC!:welcome::asshole:

HarmNone, playing welcome lady

[asshole89]

hi there, just joining in the fun. please, call me asshole, no offense will be taken. and, thanks for the welcome.

[HarmNone]

Glad to have you with us, asshole. There's something freeing about being able to call someone "asshole" without any taint of shame. :D

HarmNone doesn't want to hear from anybody about: "HarmNone said "ASSHOLE"! :bleh:

[Artha]

OMG, HarmNone just said Asshole like 50 times!!!1

[HarmNone]

Artha, sometime during the night you will turn into a newt. If you have a large dog, or a cat, I would put them out for the night.:smilegrin:

HarmNone, concocting as we speak

[Artha]

:scared:

[HarmNone]

Hey! At least, I warned you!:goodluck:

HarmNone did the right thing...sorta

[Artha]

FACT: HarmNone is made of wood.

[HarmNone]

No, no, dear. That is not HarmNone. That is the Voodoo doll I use to cast my curses. Sheesh!:noob:

HarmNone thought everybody knew

[Carl Spackler]

Now granted im on the outside of all this and I've never had any interaction with Klaive... but Seriously, are you some big fucking pussy? all you do is kill people younger than you, then you report someone when they turn it around on your ass. Grow the fuck up man, im tired of seeing/hearing about logs of people whoopin your ass then having you report them and cry about.

[Edited on 7-6-2004 by Carl Spackler]

[Edaarin]

To be fair, he didn't report me or Tayvin.

He slammed to avoid being wrecked for the second time in like 5 minutes.