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Kuyuk
07-03-2004, 08:28 PM
>climb arch
You climb a gigantic arch.
[Glatoph, Arch]
You're perched at the very top of the stone arch, overlooking the lava pool. It's hotter up here than you've ever imagined any place could be, without actually being on fire. The porous lava rock under your feet is covered with rusty brown stains. You also see a jagged hole.
Also here: Cylan
Obvious exits: northeast, southwest
>search
You don't find anything of interest here.
Roundtime: 3 sec.
R>'Where's your friend?
You tactfully ask, "Where's your friend?"
>
Suddenly Foxs appears in the room holding onto a ring she has just placed on her finger.
>stance off
You are now in an offensive stance.
>amb foxs head
What were you referring to?
>search
You don't find anything of interest here, but you have the funny feeling you are being watched.
Roundtime: 3 sec.
R>
Foxs comes out of hiding.
R>d
...wait 2 seconds.
R>sweep foxs
[Roll result: 159 (open d100: 75) Penalties: 27]
You crouch, sweep a leg at Foxs and connect!
Foxs falls to the ground! You deftly regain your footing.
Roundtime: 5 sec.
R>amb foxs head
...wait 3 seconds.
R>amb foxs head
...wait 2 seconds.
R>amb foxs head
...wait 1 seconds.
R>amb foxs head
...wait 1 seconds.
R>amb foxs head
You swing a battle-worn faenor-edged hatchet at Foxs!
AS: +296 vs DS: +83 with AvD: +30 + d100 roll: +2 = +245
... and hit for 72 points of damage!
Brain driven into neck by mammoth downswing!

* Foxs drops dead at your feet!

Roundtime: 9 sec.
R>
The ghostly voice of Foxs softly says, "So..."
R>
* Foxs just bit the dust!
R>
You feel fully energetic again.
R>stow ri
...wait 5 seconds.
R>
Suddenly you have the strangest feeling that you are being watched.
The feeling fades as quickly as it came.
>
A cloud of dense silvery fog suddenly appears. The fog quickly dissipates to reveal Jaehood.
>
Jaehood asks, "Need help?"
>
Jaehood raises a hand while murmuring a soft orison...
>
Jaehood gestures at Foxs.
A luminescent web briefly forms around Foxs, then fades into the body.
>kick foxs
You give Foxs a friendly little kick.
>look jae
You see Great Lord Jaehood the Priest.
He appears to be a Dwarf.
He appears to be wizened with age and short. He has bloodshot stormy grey eyes and ruddy skin. He has very long, shaggy blue-black hair streaked with silver. He has an unshaven face, a broad nose and a long beard.
He has some minor cuts and bruises on his left arm.
He is holding a skull-capped cracked glaes axe in his right hand and a vultite greatshield in his left hand.
He is wearing a red garnet studded bronze pin, some brigandine armor, an elaborate Luukos symbol, a bone-clasped forest green backpack, a buckled leather wrist sheath, a watered silk greatcloak, and a crystal amulet.
>glance jae
You glance at Jaehood.
>scoff
You scoff.
>
Jaehood says, "Hey."
>
Jaehood says, "Dont kick my patient."
>'You help scum
You tactfully say, "You help scum."
>
Tainel just arrived.
>hide
Roundtime: 3 sec.
You attempt to blend with the surroundings and feel confident that no one has noticed your doing so.
HR>
Suddenly you have the strangest feeling that you are being watched.
The feeling fades as quickly as it came.
HR>
The ghostly voice of Foxs softly says, "Well.. don't wory thief."
HR>
Tainel's sonic handaxe dissipates.
HR>
Tainel slings a golvern spiked silvery rolaren battle shield over his shoulder.
H>
The ghostly voice of Foxs softly says, "I meant wha I said."
H>
Tainel serenely asks, "Anyone need boxes picked?"
H>
Jaehood says, "I help all."
H>
The ghostly voice of Foxs softly says, "And will come for you when I come."
H>
Jaehood says, "I dunno what type of people she is."
H>
The ghostly voice of Foxs softly says, "Enjoy your fun."
H>
Tainel glances at Foxs.
H>
Jaehood says, "She dead, i help."
H>
Tainel serenely asks, "Is there a problem here?"
H>
Jaehood says, "An dont be stealin from me."
H>
Jaehood smiles.
H>
Jaehood says, "I dunno, dere a dead body, im here to help."
H>
The ghostly voice of Foxs softly says, "Nothing more then a theif .."
H>
Jaehood says, "Seems to be some tension in da air."
H>
Tainel serenely asks, "A thief?"
H>
Jaehood says, "Yah i dun like tieves too muches."
H>
Jaehood chuckles.
H>
Tainel serenely asks, "Who here would be thiefing, and killing?"
H>snicker
You snicker.
H>
The ghostly voice of Foxs softly says, "'the one hidding now."
H>
Tainel makes a quick gesture while calling upon the powers of the elements...
H>
Tainel gestures.
Tainel appears to be keenly aware of his surroundings.
H>
Jaehood searches around for a moment.
Jaehood has spotted you!
H>profile tainel
The ghostly voice of Foxs softly says, "Rivalyn."
H>
Jaehood points at you, ruining your hiding place.
>
Jaehood says, "Not too good a hider."
>
Jaehood chuckles.
>look jaehood
You see Great Lord Jaehood the Priest.
He appears to be a Dwarf.
He appears to be wizened with age and short. He has bloodshot stormy grey eyes and ruddy skin. He has very long, shaggy blue-black hair streaked with silver. He has an unshaven face, a broad nose and a long beard.
He has some minor cuts and bruises on his left arm.
He is holding a skull-capped cracked glaes axe in his right hand and a vultite greatshield in his left hand.
He is wearing a red garnet studded bronze pin, some brigandine armor, an elaborate Luukos symbol, a bone-clasped forest green backpack, a buckled leather wrist sheath, a watered silk greatcloak, and a crystal amulet.
>dismiss
You wave your hand in a dismissive gesture.
>
The ghostly voice of Foxs softly says, "Like to kill the young too."
>profile jaehood
>
Jaehood starts chuckling at you!
>hide
Roundtime: 3 sec.
You attempt to blend with the surroundings and feel confident that no one has noticed your doing so.
HR>
The ghostly voice of Foxs softly says, "Mad too I told him."
HR>get blue cry
...wait 1 seconds.
HR>get blue cry
H>
You remove a blue crystal from in your black leather backsack.
H>rub blue cry
You rub a blue crystal.
An invisible force guides you.
Cast Roundtime 3 Seconds.
The ghostly voice of Foxs softly says, "When I'm trained well enough ."
H>
H>.att
[Script att is running, Esc to cancel, Shift-Esc to pause]
>sign of swords
Jaehood chuckles.
H>sign of striking
>sign of smiting
[script done]
You flex your muscles with renewed vigor!
H>
You flex your muscles with renewed vigor!
H>
You flex your muscles with renewed vigor!
H>stance off
You are now in an offensive stance.
H>
The ghostly voice of Foxs softly says, "I'd come after him.."
H>
The ghostly voice of Foxs softly says, "So now .."
H>
Jaehood nods to Cylan.
H>
Jaehood says, "Sure."
H>sneak ne
[Glatoph, Lava Pool]
One end of a grey arch reaches up toward the ceiling, its even planes and distinct corners obviously hewn by some intelligent hand wielding tools. It looks as though a second, smaller bubble had formed at one time inside the one that forms the cavern, and someone carved away all of it but this arch. You gaze nervously at the smaller bubbles plopping in the lava below and wonder how often such large bubbles form. You also see a fire guardian and a firephantom.
Obvious exits: southeast, west
Roundtime: 3 sec.
HR>stow ri

>
You put a blue crystal in your black leather backsack.

>climb arch
You climb a grey arch.
[Glatoph, Arch]
You're perched at the very top of the stone arch, overlooking the lava pool. It's hotter up here than you've ever imagined any place could be, without actually being on fire. The porous lava rock under your feet is covered with rusty brown stains. You also see a jagged hole.
Also here: Tainel, Great Lord Jaehood, the body of Foxs who is lying down, Cylan
Obvious exits: northeast, southwest
>hide
Roundtime: 3 sec.
You attempt to blend with the surroundings and feel confident that no one has noticed your doing so.
HR>get hat
The ghostly voice of Foxs softly says, "Has to always sweep me.."
H>
You remove a battle-worn faenor-edged hatchet from in your black leather backsack.
H>stance off
Tainel serenely asks, "A what?"
H>
You are now in an offensive stance.
H>
The ghostly voice of Foxs softly says, "To kill me."
H>
Jaehood nods to Cylan.
H>
Tainel loses some awareness.
H>
Jaehood clasps Cylan's hand tenderly.
H>sign of madness
You are filled with berserk rage! Attack! Attack! Attack!
H>
Tainel searches around for a moment.
H>amb jaehood right eye
You leap from hiding to attack!
You swing a battle-worn faenor-edged hatchet at Jaehood!
AS: +456 vs DS: +72 with AvD: +32 + d100 roll: +24 = +440
... and hit for 132 points of damage!
Awesome slash severs Jaehood's right arm!
A jagged stump is all that remains!
He is stunned!
The guiding force leaves you.
Roundtime: 9 sec.
R>hide
...wait 3 seconds.
R>
Tainel swings a closed fist at you!
You block the attack with your shield!
R>hide
...wait 1 seconds.
R>hide
Roundtime: 3 sec.
You attempt to blend with the surroundings and feel confident that no one has noticed your doing so.
HR>
The ghostly voice of Foxs softly says, "Madness."
HR>amb tainel right eye
You leap from hiding to attack!
You swing a battle-worn faenor-edged hatchet at Tainel!
AS: +381 vs DS: +148 with AvD: +41 + d100 roll: +37 = +311
... and hit for 81 points of damage!
Slash to head destroys Tainel's right eye!
Doesn't do his brain any good either.

* Tainel drops dead at your feet!

The deep blue glow leaves Tainel.
The bright luminescence fades from around Tainel.
The dim aura fades from around Tainel.
The powerful look leaves Tainel.
The silvery luminescence fades from around Tainel.
The brilliant luminescence fades from around Tainel.
Roundtime: 9 sec.
R>
Your SIGN OF MADNESS is no longer effective.
You feel drained!
R>
* Tainel just bit the dust!
R>hide
...wait 5 seconds.
R>hide
...wait 3 seconds.
R>hide
R>
...wait 2 seconds.
R>
The ghostly voice of Foxs softly says, "See.."
R>hide
You feel less drained.
>
Roundtime: 3 sec.
You attempt to blend with the surroundings and feel confident that no one has noticed your doing so.
HR>amb jaehood neck
You leap from hiding to attack!
You swing a battle-worn faenor-edged hatchet at Jaehood!
AS: +331 vs DS: +29 with AvD: +32 + d100 roll: +36 = +370
... and hit for 93 points of damage!
Deep slash to Jaehood's neck severs an artery!
Jaehood chokes to death on his own blood.

* Jaehood drops dead at your feet!

Roundtime: 9 sec.
R>
* Jaehood just bit the dust!
R>
The ghostly voice of Foxs softly says, "Not me this time.."
R>
The ghostly voice of Jaehood asks, "Uh, what are you doing?"
R>
Cylan just went southwest.
R>'Dont point at me
You tactfully say, "Dont point at me."
R>
Suddenly you have the strangest feeling that you are being watched.
The feeling fades as quickly as it came.
R>'and dont attack me
The ghostly voice of Tainel serenely says, "He seems to be killing us all."
>
You tactfully say, "And dont attack me."
>
A cloud of dense silvery fog suddenly appears. The fog quickly dissipates to reveal Tillie.
>
The ghostly voice of Jaehood asks, "Are you kidding me?"
>hide
Roundtime: 3 sec.
You attempt to blend with the surroundings and feel confident that no one has noticed your doing so.
HR>
The ghostly voice of Jaehood says, "I didnt attack you."
H>
Tillie says, "Bah."
H>
The ghostly voice of Tainel serenely says, "Tillie, I would be careful."
H>
The ghostly voice of Jaehood says, "This guy kills me for pointing him out."
H>
Tillie traces a sign while petitioning the spirits for cognition...
Tillie gestures.
A sense of peace and calm settles over the area.
H>
The ghostly voice of Jaehood says, "Gotta be kidding me."
H>
The ghostly voice of Foxs softly says, "Seem Rivalyn.."
H>
The ghostly voice of Jaehood says, "You have made a huge mistake, Rivalyn."
H>
Tillie raises a hand while murmuring a soft orison...
H>
The ghostly voice of Foxs softly says, "On a killing thing."
H>
Tillie gestures at Jaehood.
A luminescent web briefly forms around Jaehood, then fades into the body.
H>chuckle
You chuckle.
H>
Tillie raises a hand while murmuring a soft orison...
H>
The ghostly voice of Jaehood says, "Lucky I came here with no spells."
H>'Enjoy your day
Jaehood gives a ghostly chuckle.
H>
You tactfully say, "Enjoy your day."
H>
Tillie gestures at Tainel.
A luminescent web briefly forms around Tainel, then fades into the body.
H>
Tillie raises a hand while murmuring a soft orison...
H>
Tillie gestures at Foxs.
Nothing happens.
H>
The ghostly voice of Jaehood says, "Yup, I will."
H>
Tillie reaches down and tenderly cradles Foxs's lifeless hand in hers.
H>
Tillie reaches down and tenderly cradles Jaehood's lifeless hand in hers.
H>
Tillie reaches down and tenderly cradles Tainel's lifeless hand in hers.
H>
You feel less drained.
H>
Tillie's group blurs into a white fog and vanishes!




Oh well. Guess I'm an ass, but it was fun!

K.

Betheny
07-03-2004, 08:31 PM
<3

Artha
07-03-2004, 08:32 PM
You tactfully say, "Dont point at me."

Best part.

Chadj
07-03-2004, 08:35 PM
Some people are stupid.

Tainel didn't even take out a weapon.. idjits.

Gan
07-03-2004, 09:39 PM
:clap:

Foxs deserves all the attention she receives... she reminds me so much of Solescape.

I currently have a character that has a nice ongoing feud with her, and kills her on sight for her attempt at RP'ing with her blade instead of her brain.

:axe:

Hulkein
07-03-2004, 09:49 PM
I think I killed Jaehood once for doing that exact same thing.

He's a vulture.

MrFeature
07-03-2004, 10:33 PM
I killed Jaehood for sancting the park, I went north and snuck in and he thought I wasnt there anymore, he said to alarke, "He won't kill me for sancting"... a few hours later GM zylia or whatever the fuck her name is was talking to me. Jaehood == fucking pussy.

Nakiro
07-03-2004, 10:36 PM
:deadhorse:

Artha
07-03-2004, 11:31 PM
I like how it seems that Jaehood and Tainel decide they can take you because you're in the fire guardians area. Then they can't.

Kuyuk
07-03-2004, 11:48 PM
When I profiled Jaehood, his greatest foe vanquished was a major Glacei, so I figured he could kill me if he cast. But he cant cast without a head.


K.

Mistomeer
07-03-2004, 11:56 PM
Killing Foxs is like killing Solescape. There's most likely a good reason for it. Killing the other two was just dumb. It's no surprise that it all took place in the landing.

Artha
07-04-2004, 12:16 AM
Jaehood was obviously itching for it, or at least thinking he was way older and thus safe. The other guy was a retard and swung at him.

Mistomeer
07-04-2004, 09:20 AM
Originally posted by Artha
Jaehood was obviously itching for it, or at least thinking he was way older and thus safe. The other guy was a retard and swung at him.

Yeah, right. Jaehood was itching for it, not because he cast or attacked otherwise, but because he pointed at someone acting.