Another reason we won't see GMs in Shattered for awhile

[Bhaalizmo]

On the officials, by the PC handle Shawman, or IG in Shattered Norlamin/Eschalon/Reaper.

Thread title: Wyrom, for the love of god, please share this with your team. on 05/21/2012 05:12 PM EDT

I do appreciate whomever takes 2 minutes to read this. If your a GM or are an affiliate of Simutronics, get some blood flowing, "Man or Woman up," and share this with your "team." Go Simucon. DO YOU HEAR THE WORDS THAT ARE COMING OUT OF MY MOUTH?

Maybe someone should simply mention Shattered on Simutronics part, PLEASE DO THIS, via front page on Play.net, in announcements, (without excuses, or why its our fault we didnt catch you), or for the humor of it, on the calendar we have ZERO part of. I think for the lack of attention out here we should, at bare minumum, recieve *****"NOTICE ON OFFICIAL CHANNELS"*** "PRIOR" to ANY *"GM"*** presence. ANYONE ELSE FEEL NUMB???? To think that it is difficult to tell when you WILL be here, shows out of 365 days, your effort in Shattered any given year that isnt forced upon you, is non-existant. Its getting to be like a ghost town in Shattered 6-9 months out of the year, and it always has been.(please dont be clueless why there isnt a soul here, its no longer a matter of he said she said, its that your never here). "Any GM could show up," you guys just aren't worth it, is kinda all im gathering here. This is epic with monks and effort expanding, but, this is about time for characters in Shattered, not about why that time doesn't exist, this is about why it should. Im sure that it would help if someone mentioned that we exist. Don't need anyone to actually show up per say...but maybe announce when you WILL be HERE, and or, mention that we exist, "you happily recognize this fact." Its kinda hit and miss the entire year), to think you gotta be at the keyboard for 5 months to catch a GM. Getting a lil old. Im not a typical complainer. We script here, not announcing a visit is kinda like the President not running for The Commander in Chief, he doesnt have to, he just becomes President, with "ZERO backround". Shattered is badass and to think y'all just blow it off for whatever reason, is BS. We're easy, fun and well minded, these days anyhow. You have every reason to be here. No reason at all not to be here. This is just getting a lil silly to pay 60 a month only to have nothing to do but wait 2 months to fixskill. Well, now that that's over, wow, all men even. I am a firm beleiver that it isn't all "our" fault that it gets a lil negative out here in these parts. 60$ a month to not even have GM's announce WHEN they will be here is just unprofessional. Im not talking effort and time, when and when not, its unprofessional. "We didn't say this, we didn't say that." Maybe doing nothing at all should at least BE MENTIONED so we don't feel guilty when someone DOES show up, and just doesn't tell or warn a soul its going to happen. On a silly note, how much enjoyment us dirty ol bastards DO get when you let us KNOW your going to be HERE, why not give notice, or let us know we exist on the effort platform? Honestly, what actually "prevents" YOU from showing up and giving us a couple hours once a month for a spinoff or to simply kill ME? I don't want to hear this whole "were not obligated sob story!" Obligation has nothing to do with conducting an entertainment company. Nothing. You dont even mention us...then when you show up, you use our negativity to the betterment of your own laziness and claim nobody was there. ( Wyrom this isn't directly pointed at you, but i know you know what i mean) Maybe I should be or feel obligated to JUDGE when it comes to Shattered as well, your all just lazy for us. Laziness is someone who gives zero attempt at a job they "should" get done. Not has to, "should". Fact- Shattered is a ghost town over half of the year. Fact- to fix that 6 month drought, it would only take maybe a few visits totalling less than 12 hours of your EVER SO BUSY LIVES we know nothing about, INCLUDING notice to visits. There are Four thousand three hundred and twenty hours in a six month period roughly. In my theory that you provide maybe enough attention for half the year, and im asking that you be here 12 hours for the non-event staffed other half of the year, that means im asking your presence, IM ASKING YOUR HERE 1/360 OF THAT HALF OF THE YEAR!!!!! Again, 12 hours out of half a year is 1/360 portion of said six months!!! AGAIN THATS One in three hundred and sixty!! Your blowing my mind, im having to ask that your basically here one day out of the year and that seems realistic to me. Starting to follow? 12 hours comprised of maybe 5 visits in six months is 1/360th of the time HERE IN SHATTERED Simutronics. Please feel free to come back at me with 2-bit un-witty moronic comments on how you are doing your best. That is just pathetic at best. Ive personally seen everyone here ask for notice to ANY AT ALL GM presence, because it simply DOESNT EXIST!!!!! HEEE HEEEMMM. Even the polite guys. 12 hours from you, with 6 2 hour visits, makes 6 months for us better. So sorry your busy, figure it out. STAY LONGER THAN 45 MINUTES for gods sake. STAY 2 HOURS, 6 times!!!!! thats 1/360% of your time for the ENTIRE YEAR, CRY ME A NON-EXISTANT RIVER, and take our subscription money while your at it why don't you!!! SO SO BUSY. 1/360. lmmfao.
For how much "notice" Prime gets for every little Elven artifact or some random weird and whatnot, blows my mind shattered doesnt get 12 hours of your time, making up about 6 visits(about once a month for anything) in six months. Wow- Again, 12 hours on simutronics part via GM announcements for Shattered, makes 6 months of zero Simu Presence in Shattered go, "POOF." ( shoe fly, dont bother me )( Dont tell me your working on it either. Not a damn thing has changed in 9 months. If anything its gotten worse.) I think we are all smart enough to know that you guys claim its not your obligation to do so, WE know it is a "little" more than that. I do not feel gifted you simply allow me to script Gemstone. Neither should any character that comes from Prime to SHATTERED or any other combination of account in SHATTERED, and PAYS FOR IT. Paying for entertainment and feeling gifted is when you lay a red carpet for the king. Im laying no carpet here people. I think its about time YOU started showing up in shattered, taking responsibility for us, taking responsibility for Shattered, earning our respect in Shattered, making Shattered want to be a part of Simucon, announcing when things WILL happen in Shattered, and take responsibility for pissing away my time when your not. Shattered is tempered via mad handled GM's that dont exist 99% of the time (don't hurt your brains doing math), whom announce their participation prior to actually being here about 1 out of 20 times.. Time to evolve. Not make excuses. Dedicated time here, where is that time? Thanks again for PASSING THIS MESSAGE ON TO YOUR TEAM. This, to MYSELF, is valued much higher than a simple reply, because honestly, in 9 months of playing, I've heard it all. From we dont deserve it, to we're not realistic. I wonder why. You made promises you didn't keep for years. If you have any dignity in your effort toward resposibility for Shattered, now would be a good time to start showing up and letting us know when your going to do so 1/360th of the time. Have a nice day. If this is an unrealistic request please feel free to explain how were are so spoiled here and dont deserve 6 scheduled 2 hour GM visits, THAT YES HAPPEN ONCE A MONTH OR SO, IN 6 MONTHS!!!! That is 1/360 of time here. Look at the hour ratio for the other worlds and give us the same respect. Or, 1 in 360th of your time. Now, Look at yourselves. Claiming your efforts here in Shattered via GM Presence and whatnot, to be at 50%, is a joke. (nowhere near 50% do we get from you, i would say about 10% of the time i pay 60 dollars a month im getting my moneys worth) On that note, should i pay 10 dollars a month for the Subscription prices making a 30 dollar commitment, at 50%, that i still feel to be too much? Or, just drop 2 accounts only to maintain one and feel like im getting screwed like most of the people who join Shattered? Now, look at yourselves again. That is ignorance and greed your looking at. Time to face the facts. Shattered exists, and your never here to show it. Thanks a lot.

[Bhaalizmo]

Because ranting and raving at people always makes them feel like spending their time on you.

[Androidpk]

I attempted to read that and gave myself a mini-seizure.

[Androidpk]

Because ranting and raving at people always makes them feel like spending their time on you.

Wasn't the whole point of Shattered to have it so there wasn't GM involvement? Hehe

[Lolleia]

I like turtles.

[Bhaalizmo]

I attempted to read that and gave myself a mini-seizure.

Yeah, me too. I haven't gotten more than 30% of the way thru it before my mind became full of fuck on two attempts. It looks like the usual SHAWMAN madness (GMs don't visit enough, simu sux, I hate you all) minus any restraint or punctuation.


Wasn't the whole point of Shattered to have it so there wasn't GM involvement? Hehe

Well yeah, to some extent. Pretty much every Shattered player would love GM involvement as far as enchants and alters and whatnot, but most go about it with more of a "Hey please woulja stop by soon" kind of attitude.


I like turtles.

I LIKE TOORDULS.

[Androidpk]

I like turtles.

All the way down?

[Trechor]

That's a pretty long rant.

Since it's shattered, and GMs aren't obligated to be there or intereact or whatever, why don't they create a system (like premium points) that allows the shattered people to alter/enhance items based on time in game/fame/silvers/whatever, that way if the GMs don't feel like stopping in for the next six months, it's not that big of a deal

[subzero]

Because ranting and raving at people always makes them feel like spending their time on you.

Indeed. It only makes matters worse that he completely disregards anything he's been told about how the company and it's volunteers operate. It's almost like we haven't told him countless times that any GMs showing up to Shattered are doing so on their free time, provided their normal, "required" GM duties are taken care of. They simply aren't obligated to do things in Shattered for us, even at paid merchant events.


That's a pretty long rant.

Since it's shattered, and GMs aren't obligated to be there or intereact or whatever, why don't they create a system (like premium points) that allows the shattered people to alter/enhance items based on time in game/fame/silvers/whatever, that way if the GMs don't feel like stopping in for the next six months, it's not that big of a deal

Eh, they lack a lot of skilled coders? I mean shit, it's taken around 10 years to develop monks and unless I missed something, they're still not done. A system like premium points... they can't even get the current fucking system implemented over there for us. Trust me when I say this: They will not be creating systems specifically for Shattered. Even if they COULD, they wouldn't.

[Androidpk]

Platinum > premium > prime > modus operandi > shattered.

Memorize that shit.

[subzero]

Platinum > premium > prime > modus operandi > shattered.

Memorize that shit.

Sounds like time for a Shattered discount!

[subzero]

Nope, just like premium points, they haven't figured it out yet. Or some similar Simu excuse.

[Lolleia]

I've been thinking of coming back but it just seems so dead. I turned on Casis' magic chatty box of awesome a coupe of days ago and Ifor was the only person talking. Kinda funny considering neither of us even play anymore.

[Bhaalizmo]

I' I turned on Casis' magic chatty box of awesome a coupe of days ago and Ifor was the only person talking..

How rude. I was there chatting. Snootyface.

[SHAWMAN]

Well man, coming from someone who likes getting sucked of by the officials doesn't really deserve time either one might say. look at yourself. youve never once pvped me atk and continue topretend to be nice even though your a two-faced puss.
Honestly, suck their cock:rofl: . talk to me later.

[SHAWMAN]

Your the person and poeple that pissed them off in the first place you moronic two faced dolt. look in the mirror and ask yourself whos ranting. You just made yourself public as the biggest bitch ive seen in months. not my problem we dont see eye to eye, at least i have a pair to take things up with you and not the forums. pussy-:tool:

[Bhaalizmo]

Ohmagaw stop killin mai guyz. You suck GM penor.

Whatever, stfu crazyface.



I think the name says it all. on 05/21/2012 07:58 PM EDT

So you got home from the shitter and posted how cool you are i see Dryleaf420?.

What I got from this: I pood. I'm a stoner. I'm cool.

[Bhaalizmo]

Your the person and poeple that pissed them off in the first place you moronic two faced dolt. look in the mirror and ask yourself whos ranting. You just made yourself public as the biggest bitch ive seen in months. not my problem we dont see eye to eye, at least i have a pair to take things up with you and not the forums. pussy-:tool:

[Kharam Dzu, Departure Annex]
This room is sparse, having no seating or amenities. Wall-mounted torches provide illumination for the room's only decoration, a portrait hanging on an otherwise bare wall. A sign hangs near a carved stone stairway.
Also here: High Paladin Norlamin, Eschaton, The Grim Reaper
Obvious exits: none

[Glitch]

Shawman must have gone off his meds again.

What's the tl:dr?

[Bhaalizmo]

Shawman must have gone off his meds again.

What's the tl:dr?

http://forum.gsplayers.com/showpost.php?p=1418363&postcount=6

[diethx]

Shattered is srs bzns.

[Bhaalizmo]

[Shattered]-GSF:Beelzebub: "my actions should answer if I saw your post on the officials or not. My response is there, and I created a thread about it on the PC. Go be crazy on it." (7:57:06 PM)
[Shattered]-GSF:Beelzebub: "you've accomplished nothing other than creating even more of a negative stigma for Shattered in the GMs minds. And for that, you are a giant douchebag. Die." (7:58:21 PM)
[Shattered]-GSF:Norlamin: "and youre god huh?" (8:05:17 PM)
[Shattered]-GSF:Norlamin: "in your own reality...i mean vagina..." (8:05:24 PM)
[Shattered]-GSF:Norlamin: "i mean pussy..." (8:05:30 PM)
[Shattered]-GSF:Norlamin: "i mean two-faced lil punk." (8:05:35 PM)
[Shattered]-GSF:Norlamin: "idiot." (8:05:45 PM)
[Shattered]-GSF:Norlamin: "mofuggah just tell me everything i said iant true and they dont have you in the palm of thier hand and ill admit fault." (8:51:30 PM)
[Shattered]-You: "I don't care if you don't admit fault. Everything you said was doused in crazysauce. Much of it was incoherent like the mumblings of a madman. There was no linear thread, it was all over the place. Points were occasionally almost made, but not really. All you effectively did was let them know you were mad at them." (8:53:11 PM)

[Tolwynn]

Second sentence on the Shattered signup page, and presumably one of the major selling points:

Although the world and game may look the same at first, you'll soon see that life in Shattered is quite different because there is virtually no GameMaster moderation or intervention!

There's almost no GMs interacting in an instance advertised as having almost no GMs interacting! Who'd have thunk it?

[SHAWMAN]

Ok so, I'm only saying this because someone actually took it upon themselves to not bash me, but simply make a positive reply. That Is the person who said why don't they come up with a system where shattered folk can do things based on achievements. You are awesome. As far as my rant goes, if wyrom can handle it so should you. If for some reason wyrom got pissed I did that. Maybe then I would understand. As for mofuggah going off about it like every other brain and no balls fetcher out there. Have fun screaming at mommy to do your laundry. It makes no sense to blabber about my post because you think I'm bringing negative attention. Point made, point taken. Which is the lesser of two evils- being a man and standing up for what you believe? Or being the man that put that person down just because you'll get some attention. I believe there is a term for that.

[Androidpk]

Ok so, I'm only saying this because someone actually took it upon themselves to not bash me, but simply make a positive reply. That Is the person who said why don't they come up with a system where shattered folk can do things based on achievements. You are awesome. As far as my rant goes, if wyrom can handle it so should you. If for some reason wyrom got pissed I did that. Maybe then I would understand. As for mofuggah going off about it like every other brain and no balls fetcher out there. Have fun screaming at mommy to do your laundry. It makes no sense to blabber about my post because you think I'm bringing negative attention. Point made, point taken. Which is the lesser of two evils- being a man and standing up for what you believe? Or being the man that put that person down just because you'll get some attention. I believe there is a term for that.

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[Blazar]

Shawman, I'm surprised your father was smart enough to stick it in the right hole. I guess your lack of intelligence must come from your mother, since she was dumb enough to let him stick it in and produce you.

I say that simply for the mentality of your posts. You sound like a whiny fucking kid who didn't get to finish the last two bites of his ice cream bar because he shoved it down his pants. Grow up. It's a fucking game. Wahhh. Your $20 doesn't get you coddled by a GM. It's not supposed to.

Try thinking logically for once and the world would probably be a brighter place.

[Glitch]

This thread is majestic and magical.

Not like...
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but more like...
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[Showal]

From what it sounds like, they have been around for more than 12 hours. I think you mean they should be around for more time based on your schedule and when you're at the keyboard. I imagine it is seen as a waste of time to try to provide services to a bunch of characters being run by a bunch of scripts.

[Changeling]

http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_g1ZnI71s30g/SA00p7y2MtI/AAAAAAAAA9U/ODrfukiI5_w/s320/herdthosecats.png

[Drunken Durfin]

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[Bhaalizmo]

Appropriate pic is appropriate.

[Warriorbird]

Shattered briefly had GM interaction. Then, like PVP, it whined about it.

[Gelston]

I have no idea what the fuck is going here. The first post looked like the bible and I'm drunk. Btw, is Norlamin Meryweather or Burrz is prime?

[SHAWMAN]

Shawman, I'm surprised your father was smart enough to stick it in the right hole. I guess your lack of intelligence must come from your mother, since she was dumb enough to let him stick it in and produce you.

I say that simply for the mentality of your posts. You sound like a whiny fucking kid who didn't get to finish the last two bites of his ice cream bar because he shoved it down his pants. Grow up. It's a fucking game. Wahhh. Your $20 doesn't get you coddled by a GM. It's not supposed to.

Try thinking logically for once and the world would probably be a brighter place.

Originally posted by blazar.
Blazar, I would like to see you write a story about unicorns and children. Your "intimate" wisdom would suit your atmospheric attitude much better if youde just write a story about children and unicorns man. I'm telling you blazar, children and unicorns. It's you future. Your cool, people like you.
How do you feel?
:help:
As for snowballs, your gay man, everyone on the PC know it but you bro. Time to face the world and show us all how gay you can really be. Hell, I'll even support you cumming out of the closet everytime you see me naked. Its ok snowballs- tell us how hard the world really is on you now that your officially gay....please?:club:

[Androidpk]

And I thought Back was stupid, this kid takes the cake.

[Showal]

Shawman, I'm surprised your father was smart enough to stick it in the right hole. I guess your lack of intelligence must come from your mother, since she was dumb enough to let him stick it in and produce you.

I say that simply for the mentality of your posts. You sound like a whiny fucking kid who didn't get to finish the last two bites of his ice cream bar because he shoved it down his pants. Grow up. It's a fucking game. Wahhh. Your $20 doesn't get you coddled by a GM. It's not supposed to.

Try thinking logically for once and the world would probably be a brighter place.

Originally posted by blazar.
Blazar, I would like to see you write a story about unicorns and children. Your "intimate" wisdom would suit your atmospheric attitude much better if youde just write a story about children and unicorns man. I'm telling you blazar, children and unicorns. It's you future. Your cool, people like you.
How do you feel?
:help:
As for snowballs, your gay man, everyone on the PC know it but you bro. Time to face the world and show us all how gay you can really be. Hell, I'll even support you cumming out of the closet everytime you see me naked. Its ok snowballs- tell us how hard the world really is on you now that your officially gay....please?:club:

Ok. Everyone listen up. I am now officially gay. I am able to make this announcement because Shawman will now support me cumming out of the closet every time I see him naked. He said "lol snowbslls if wer gonna do this we need to be honest abut our homosex. I even support u.". I said "but the world is so hard on me for homosex.". And he said "don wurry. Ill support u. Lol it like they got gey wookie RUNNN!! LMAO". I had to paraphrase because even in person he gives a long rant filled with mispronounciations, poor logic, and run on sentences.

[Showal]

World, here's how gay I really am.

http://www.bestchurchofgod.org/.god/uploads/Image/Really%20Gay%20Guy.jpg

Thanks for the support shawman!

[audioserf]

Shawman is proof that they have unsupervised internet access in methadone clinics

[Bhaalizmo]

Shawman is proof that they have unsupervised internet access in methadone clinics

It's gotta be drug related, right? I mean seriously he can't even convey a single concise thought most of the time, it's just BOOM off into tiger's blood territory.

[Hilts]

Shawman is proof that they have unsupervised internet access in methadone clinics

i feel shafted, the one i went to didnt

[Blazar]

It's gotta be drug related, right? I mean seriously he can't even convey a single concise thought most of the time, it's just BOOM off into tiger's blood territory.

Don't blame it on the drugs. Reference my last post for the explanation of his idiocy. Drugs are good. People are bad. Remember this... drugs don't do stupid people any favors, but they were already stupid without the drugs.

And rainbows and unicorns? You know, considering that my ex-wife was covered head to toes in rainbow star tattoos, I just don't see anything involving rainbows and stars in my future. She didn't have any when I met her, and over the course of 7 years they just kept coming. Looked trashy as fuck but she wouldn't listen.

Unicorns though... I can dig those. Unicorns will tear you a new asshole with their horn and make you like it.

[Bhaalizmo]

Unicorns though... I can dig those. Unicorns will tear you a new asshole with their horn and make you like it.

Never trust a Unicorn that wants to play leapfrog.

[Blazar]

Never trust a Unicorn that wants to play leapfrog.

Words of wisdom right thar. Taking those to heart.

[Gibreficul]

On the officials, by the PC handle Shawman, or IG in Shattered Norlamin/Eschalon/Reaper.

Thread title: Wyrom, for the love of god, please share this with your team. on 05/21/2012 05:12 PM EDT

I do appreciate whomever takes 2 minutes to read this. If your a GM or are an affiliate of Simutronics, get some blood flowing, "Man or Woman up," and share this with your "team." Go Simucon. DO YOU HEAR THE WORDS THAT ARE COMING OUT OF MY MOUTH?

Maybe someone should simply mention Shattered on Simutronics part, PLEASE DO THIS, via front page on Play.net, in announcements, (without excuses, or why its our fault we didnt catch you), or for the humor of it, on the calendar we have ZERO part of. I think for the lack of attention out here we should, at bare minumum, recieve *****"NOTICE ON OFFICIAL CHANNELS"*** "PRIOR" to ANY *"GM"*** presence. ANYONE ELSE FEEL NUMB???? To think that it is difficult to tell when you WILL be here, shows out of 365 days, your effort in Shattered any given year that isnt forced upon you, is non-existant. Its getting to be like a ghost town in Shattered 6-9 months out of the year, and it always has been.(please dont be clueless why there isnt a soul here, its no longer a matter of he said she said, its that your never here). "Any GM could show up," you guys just aren't worth it, is kinda all im gathering here. This is epic with monks and effort expanding, but, this is about time for characters in Shattered, not about why that time doesn't exist, this is about why it should. Im sure that it would help if someone mentioned that we exist. Don't need anyone to actually show up per say...but maybe announce when you WILL be HERE, and or, mention that we exist, "you happily recognize this fact." Its kinda hit and miss the entire year), to think you gotta be at the keyboard for 5 months to catch a GM. Getting a lil old. Im not a typical complainer. We script here, not announcing a visit is kinda like the President not running for The Commander in Chief, he doesnt have to, he just becomes President, with "ZERO backround". Shattered is badass and to think y'all just blow it off for whatever reason, is BS. We're easy, fun and well minded, these days anyhow. You have every reason to be here. No reason at all not to be here. This is just getting a lil silly to pay 60 a month only to have nothing to do but wait 2 months to fixskill. Well, now that that's over, wow, all men even. I am a firm beleiver that it isn't all "our" fault that it gets a lil negative out here in these parts. 60$ a month to not even have GM's announce WHEN they will be here is just unprofessional. Im not talking effort and time, when and when not, its unprofessional. "We didn't say this, we didn't say that." Maybe doing nothing at all should at least BE MENTIONED so we don't feel guilty when someone DOES show up, and just doesn't tell or warn a soul its going to happen. On a silly note, how much enjoyment us dirty ol bastards DO get when you let us KNOW your going to be HERE, why not give notice, or let us know we exist on the effort platform? Honestly, what actually "prevents" YOU from showing up and giving us a couple hours once a month for a spinoff or to simply kill ME? I don't want to hear this whole "were not obligated sob story!" Obligation has nothing to do with conducting an entertainment company. Nothing. You dont even mention us...then when you show up, you use our negativity to the betterment of your own laziness and claim nobody was there. ( Wyrom this isn't directly pointed at you, but i know you know what i mean) Maybe I should be or feel obligated to JUDGE when it comes to Shattered as well, your all just lazy for us. Laziness is someone who gives zero attempt at a job they "should" get done. Not has to, "should". Fact- Shattered is a ghost town over half of the year. Fact- to fix that 6 month drought, it would only take maybe a few visits totalling less than 12 hours of your EVER SO BUSY LIVES we know nothing about, INCLUDING notice to visits. There are Four thousand three hundred and twenty hours in a six month period roughly. In my theory that you provide maybe enough attention for half the year, and im asking that you be here 12 hours for the non-event staffed other half of the year, that means im asking your presence, IM ASKING YOUR HERE 1/360 OF THAT HALF OF THE YEAR!!!!! Again, 12 hours out of half a year is 1/360 portion of said six months!!! AGAIN THATS One in three hundred and sixty!! Your blowing my mind, im having to ask that your basically here one day out of the year and that seems realistic to me. Starting to follow? 12 hours comprised of maybe 5 visits in six months is 1/360th of the time HERE IN SHATTERED Simutronics. Please feel free to come back at me with 2-bit un-witty moronic comments on how you are doing your best. That is just pathetic at best. Ive personally seen everyone here ask for notice to ANY AT ALL GM presence, because it simply DOESNT EXIST!!!!! HEEE HEEEMMM. Even the polite guys. 12 hours from you, with 6 2 hour visits, makes 6 months for us better. So sorry your busy, figure it out. STAY LONGER THAN 45 MINUTES for gods sake. STAY 2 HOURS, 6 times!!!!! thats 1/360% of your time for the ENTIRE YEAR, CRY ME A NON-EXISTANT RIVER, and take our subscription money while your at it why don't you!!! SO SO BUSY. 1/360. lmmfao.
For how much "notice" Prime gets for every little Elven artifact or some random weird and whatnot, blows my mind shattered doesnt get 12 hours of your time, making up about 6 visits(about once a month for anything) in six months. Wow- Again, 12 hours on simutronics part via GM announcements for Shattered, makes 6 months of zero Simu Presence in Shattered go, "POOF." ( shoe fly, dont bother me )( Dont tell me your working on it either. Not a damn thing has changed in 9 months. If anything its gotten worse.) I think we are all smart enough to know that you guys claim its not your obligation to do so, WE know it is a "little" more than that. I do not feel gifted you simply allow me to script Gemstone. Neither should any character that comes from Prime to SHATTERED or any other combination of account in SHATTERED, and PAYS FOR IT. Paying for entertainment and feeling gifted is when you lay a red carpet for the king. Im laying no carpet here people. I think its about time YOU started showing up in shattered, taking responsibility for us, taking responsibility for Shattered, earning our respect in Shattered, making Shattered want to be a part of Simucon, announcing when things WILL happen in Shattered, and take responsibility for pissing away my time when your not. Shattered is tempered via mad handled GM's that dont exist 99% of the time (don't hurt your brains doing math), whom announce their participation prior to actually being here about 1 out of 20 times.. Time to evolve. Not make excuses. Dedicated time here, where is that time? Thanks again for PASSING THIS MESSAGE ON TO YOUR TEAM. This, to MYSELF, is valued much higher than a simple reply, because honestly, in 9 months of playing, I've heard it all. From we dont deserve it, to we're not realistic. I wonder why. You made promises you didn't keep for years. If you have any dignity in your effort toward resposibility for Shattered, now would be a good time to start showing up and letting us know when your going to do so 1/360th of the time. Have a nice day. If this is an unrealistic request please feel free to explain how were are so spoiled here and dont deserve 6 scheduled 2 hour GM visits, THAT YES HAPPEN ONCE A MONTH OR SO, IN 6 MONTHS!!!! That is 1/360 of time here. Look at the hour ratio for the other worlds and give us the same respect. Or, 1 in 360th of your time. Now, Look at yourselves. Claiming your efforts here in Shattered via GM Presence and whatnot, to be at 50%, is a joke. (nowhere near 50% do we get from you, i would say about 10% of the time i pay 60 dollars a month im getting my moneys worth) On that note, should i pay 10 dollars a month for the Subscription prices making a 30 dollar commitment, at 50%, that i still feel to be too much? Or, just drop 2 accounts only to maintain one and feel like im getting screwed like most of the people who join Shattered? Now, look at yourselves again. That is ignorance and greed your looking at. Time to face the facts. Shattered exists, and your never here to show it. Thanks a lot.

TLDNR

[AnticorRifling]

Might want to read it, he blames your scripts for something about halfway thru.

[Gibreficul]

Might want to read it, he blames your scripts for something about halfway thru.


Oh, it's Anitcor...

TLDNR

[Rozy]

I feel like I have lost many IQ points doing this translation. For those that want the TL;DR:

Whiny bitch is whiny, doesn't read the information that Shattered is a free-for-all, where the GMs don't HAVE to do shit for you. :welcome:



I do appreciate whomever takes 2 minutes to read this. If your a GM or are an affiliate of Simutronics, get some blood flowing, "Man or Woman up," and share this with your "team." Go Simucon. DO YOU HEAR THE WORDS THAT ARE COMING OUT OF MY MOUTH?


Maybe someone should simply mention Shattered on Simutronics part, PLEASE DO THIS, via front page on Play.net, in announcements, (without excuses, or why its our fault we didnt catch you), or for the humor of it, on the calendar we have ZERO part of. I think for the lack of attention out here we should, at bare minumum, recieve *****"NOTICE ON OFFICIAL CHANNELS"*** "PRIOR" to ANY *"GM"*** presence.

Translation: Please put shattered events on the calendar, in the events forum, and on the front page.


ANYONE ELSE FEEL NUMB???? To think that it is difficult to tell when you WILL be here, shows out of 365 days, your effort in Shattered any given year that isnt forced upon you, is non-existant. Its getting to be like a ghost town in Shattered 6-9 months out of the year, and it always has been.(please dont be clueless why there isnt a soul here, its no longer a matter of he said she said, its that your never here).

Translation: Where are the GM's? I WAS TOLD THERE WERE GOING TO BE GM's HERE! I'M SO LONELY!


"Any GM could show up," you guys just aren't worth it, is kinda all im gathering here. This is epic with monks and effort expanding, but, this is about time for characters in Shattered, not about why that time doesn't exist, this is about why it should. Im sure that it would help if someone mentioned that we exist. Don't need anyone to actually show up per say...but maybe announce when you WILL be HERE, and or, mention that we exist, "you happily recognize this fact." Its kinda hit and miss the entire year), to think you gotta be at the keyboard for 5 months to catch a GM. Getting a lil old. Im not a typical complainer. We script here, not announcing a visit is kinda like the President not running for The Commander in Chief, he doesnt have to, he just becomes President, with "ZERO backround".

Translation: I'M SO LONELY! Pay us some attention, even though we bought into Shattered knowing that we wouldn't get GM interaction! Pay us that attention while planning a move of all the hardware in three racks, beta-testing monks, a HUGE on-going event in Prime involving two major towns and three races (at least)!


Shattered is badass and to think y'all just blow it off for whatever reason, is BS. We're easy, fun and well minded, these days anyhow. You have every reason to be here. No reason at all not to be here. This is just getting a lil silly to pay 60 a month only to have nothing to do but wait 2 months to fixskill. Well, now that that's over, wow, all men even.

Translation: I'M SO LONELY with my 3 accounts!


I am a firm beleiver that it isn't all "our" fault that it gets a lil negative out here in these parts. 60$ a month to not even have GM's announce WHEN they will be here is just unprofessional. Im not talking effort and time, when and when not, its unprofessional. "We didn't say this, we didn't say that." Maybe doing nothing at all should at least BE MENTIONED so we don't feel guilty when someone DOES show up, and just doesn't tell or warn a soul its going to happen. On a silly note, how much enjoyment us dirty ol bastards DO get when you let us KNOW your going to be HERE, why not give notice, or let us know we exist on the effort platform? Honestly, what actually "prevents" YOU from showing up and giving us a couple hours once a month for a spinoff or to simply kill ME?

Translation: I didn't read the info about Shattered. Please kill me.


I don't want to hear this whole "were not obligated sob story!" Obligation has nothing to do with conducting an entertainment company. Nothing. You dont even mention us...then when you show up, you use our negativity to the betterment of your own laziness and claim nobody was there. ( Wyrom this isn't directly pointed at you, but i know you know what i mean) Maybe I should be or feel obligated to JUDGE when it comes to Shattered as well, your all just lazy for us. Laziness is someone who gives zero attempt at a job they "should" get done. Not has to, "should".

Translation: Even though the info about no GM interaction is plainly listed and available for anyone to read, YOU GM's SHOULD STILL INTERACT AND TELL US YOU'RE GOING TO! Also, I'm so lonely and now I feel USED.


Fact- Shattered is a ghost town over half of the year. Fact- to fix that 6 month drought, it would only take maybe a few visits totalling less than 12 hours of your EVER SO BUSY LIVES we know nothing about, INCLUDING notice to visits. There are Four thousand three hundred and twenty hours in a six month period roughly. In my theory that you provide maybe enough attention for half the year, and im asking that you be here 12 hours for the non-event staffed other half of the year, that means im asking your presence, IM ASKING YOUR HERE 1/360 OF THAT HALF OF THE YEAR!!!!! Again, 12 hours out of half a year is 1/360 portion of said six months!!! AGAIN THATS One in three hundred and sixty!! Your blowing my mind, im having to ask that your basically here one day out of the year and that seems realistic to me. Starting to follow? 12 hours comprised of maybe 5 visits in six months is 1/360th of the time HERE IN SHATTERED Simutronics.

Translation: I know maths, and I'm trying to use it to make you feel guilty about not doing shit you said you wouldn't do.


Please feel free to come back at me with 2-bit un-witty moronic comments on how you are doing your best. That is just pathetic at best. Ive personally seen everyone here ask for notice to ANY AT ALL GM presence, because it simply DOESNT EXIST!!!!! HEEE HEEEMMM. Even the polite guys. 12 hours from you, with 6 2 hour visits, makes 6 months for us better. So sorry your busy, figure it out. STAY LONGER THAN 45 MINUTES for gods sake. STAY 2 HOURS, 6 times!!!!! thats 1/360% of your time for the ENTIRE YEAR, CRY ME A NON-EXISTANT RIVER, and take our subscription money while your at it why don't you!!! SO SO BUSY. 1/360. lmmfao.

Translation: I missed the last visit from a GM because I wasn't paying attention.


For how much "notice" Prime gets for every little Elven artifact or some random weird and whatnot, blows my mind shattered doesnt get 12 hours of your time, making up about 6 visits(about once a month for anything) in six months. Wow- Again, 12 hours on simutronics part via GM announcements for Shattered, makes 6 months of zero Simu Presence in Shattered go, "POOF." ( shoe fly, dont bother me )( Dont tell me your working on it either. Not a damn thing has changed in 9 months. If anything its gotten worse.) I think we are all smart enough to know that you guys claim its not your obligation to do so, WE know it is a "little" more than that. I do not feel gifted you simply allow me to script Gemstone. Neither should any character that comes from Prime to SHATTERED or any other combination of account in SHATTERED, and PAYS FOR IT.

Translation: I want to have my cake and eat it too.


Paying for entertainment and feeling gifted is when you lay a red carpet for the king. Im laying no carpet here people. I think its about time YOU started showing up in shattered, taking responsibility for us, taking responsibility for Shattered, earning our respect in Shattered, making Shattered want to be a part of Simucon, announcing when things WILL happen in Shattered, and take responsibility for pissing away my time when your not.

Translation: Even though the info about no GM interaction is plainly listed and available for anyone to read, YOU GM's SHOULD STILL INTERACT AND TELL US YOU'RE GOING TO! Also, I'm so lonely and now I feel USED. AGAIN.


Shattered is tempered via mad handled GM's that dont exist 99% of the time (don't hurt your brains doing math), whom announce their participation prior to actually being here about 1 out of 20 times.. Time to evolve. Not make excuses. Dedicated time here, where is that time? Thanks again for PASSING THIS MESSAGE ON TO YOUR TEAM.

Translation: I'm going to insult your intelligence, and ask that you pass this message on to others.


This, to MYSELF, is valued much higher than a simple reply, because honestly, in 9 months of playing, I've heard it all.
From we dont deserve it, to we're not realistic. I wonder why. You made promises you didn't keep for years. If you have any dignity in your effort toward resposibility for Shattered, now would be a good time to start showing up and letting us know when your going to do so 1/360th of the time.

Translation: I still didn't read the information that Shattered doesn't have GM interaction.


Have a nice day. If this is an unrealistic request please feel free to explain how were are so spoiled here and dont deserve 6 scheduled 2 hour GM visits, THAT YES HAPPEN ONCE A MONTH OR SO, IN 6 MONTHS!!!! That is 1/360 of time here. Look at the hour ratio for the other worlds and give us the same respect. Or, 1 in 360th of your time. Now, Look at yourselves. Claiming your efforts here in Shattered via GM Presence and whatnot, to be at 50%, is a joke. (nowhere near 50% do we get from you, i would say about 10% of the time i pay 60 dollars a month im getting my moneys worth)

Translation: More maths. I r smrt. YOU DELIVER GM INTERACTION NOW!


On that note, should i pay 10 dollars a month for the Subscription prices making a 30 dollar commitment, at 50%, that i still feel to be too much? Or, just drop 2 accounts only to maintain one and feel like im getting screwed like most of the people who join Shattered? Now, look at yourselves again. That is ignorance and greed your looking at. Time to face the facts. Shattered exists, and your never here to show it. Thanks a lot.

Translation: I pay money and should get more than what you told me I'd be paying for.

[Bhaalizmo]

http://vimeo.com/31133188

Interesting. I was actually thinking of Clutch - Four Lords

Oh that Appalachian Way runs from Georgia clear up to Maine.
Oh that Carolina sand runs from Kill Devil Hills out to cold Greenland.
Lord, Lord, Lord, Lord, Lord.
Na, na, na, na, na.
Can you summon fire baby with a simple flint and stone?
If you can't then baby you better go back to what you know.
Lord, Lord, Lord, Lord, Lord.
Na, na, na, na, na.
Who put me in heavy metal? If you know the answer I don't care.
I have a kick ass harpsichord. That's right.
I saw you dancing with the devil, I tell ya kid you're better off
Playing leap-frog with a unicorn. That's right.
Hang on, it's along road to where we go.


Effective translation from crackhead to layman.

Wow. That's pretty good. Much easier to read now.

[Dosselmeyer]

OMG Rozy you are cracking me the hell up!

[Gompers]

It's pretty bad when the tl;dr version is tl;dr

[Bhaalizmo]

So I guess Wyrom replied. Everything's all cleared up now right?

Actually, I don't know I still can't make sense of it.


Hey there. Sorry I'm late to the discussion. Let me just address the situation as a whole.

As you all know, Shattered is a volunteer-only place, when it comes to live GameMasters and Merchants in the game. With that said, there are some of us that like to come in every now and then and give you some love. Speaking strictly for myself, I'm pretty swamped. I'll probably be back in a few times over the course of the year, but it's not as easy as you guys like to think it is when it comes to just "popping" in. There is a lot more to GMing than just merchanting and invading. I spend most my GM time preparing for events, managing my team of GameHosts in Prime, and coding small things for players to interact with (scripted items, not systems). My big project right now is an Albatross re-write, which doesn't really effect Shattered, but I do bring it out over here. I also train the new GMs, which is a very large time commitment. But on a given day, I try to be in game a few hours, and those hours I usually spend on my projects. I've barely had the time to do much outside that all. And I've been having a lot going on in my personal life.

But that brings up the other side of coming over here. When we do merchant, you guys don't just want alters, or if you do, it's very few people. Months ago, we all had that discussion about how we still have to get permissions and approvals to give out special services. Yes, I know the other side of the discussion, this is Shattered, you guys think there should be no rules in that regard. But the bottom line is we do. I allotted my cache of approvals that I have with Gostahl's Dicing the last time I was here, for the entire year. So I'm sort of tapped on high end services until the next festival or event.

As for the whole "this is a reason GMs don't come to Shattered" or "Shattered drama," I really don't know about the Shattered drama that goes on. The only thing that will detour me from wanting to come here are my availability, and constantly being hounded for high end services when I don't have any to give. That might be my only gripe about Shattered. If I say no, just no. It's something I'd like a little more mutual respect on so we CAN enjoy stuff when I do have time to be here.

~Wyrom, ASGM
Host Manager
GameMaster Trainer
Honorary QC Lackey


That is the first reply to any of my tiger blood grenades. I have one question. Where are the gm's you train Wyrom? It took me two months of you explaining that your to busy these days. Trust me, I understand. If it wasn't for you, I would have quit by now too. On a positive note Wyrom, I'm the only person in all of gemstone who is trying to get this crap done. I'm the only one who claimed monks would happen in the next year or so and stuck to my word. I am the only one in the entire game that I know of that does stick to some positivity and keeps to it, believe it or not. I trust you Wyrom. Feel free to repeat yourself once again about this volunteer thing, but when are you gonna figure out we NEED you to give us notice on the officials before a visit. I understand you simply exhausted what you could do for us. Now what do you think about scheduling some newb GMs for actual scheduled visits a couple times a year. That helps us, the newb GMs, and we don't need this "drama." volunteering can still be something you post on the officials to give people whom are away from keyboard 99% of the time a descent chane of catching you, or them. Doesn't it make sense to post for us on that behalf? This is the first time out of 20 posts or so I've ever gotten a reply, also only 1 out of 10 gm visits I've actually seen posted beforehand, which was done by you because I think about two or more players, which are to remain unnamed, said that you should at least announce our semi-annual visit. If it is your responsibility to train them, help them set up a time as well? Right now, and always, you've been completely honest with me. I mean we could probably come up with a lil cash for the trainees you know? Let us work something out. I'd rather feel like I'm crazy on the forums, than grovel at your feet, when I know you don't want me to. Thank you for your time man, really this is probably the greatest effort from this topic since shattered began. At this point, I'm not asking more, just asking you post on the officials prior to any gm visits from your trainees or yourself. It worked great the one time you did it, let's exploit that and move on.


Wyrom-

I don't want to get all emotional, however- I just lost my best friend to a motorcycle accident 2 weekends ago, missed his memorial because I was a best man in a wedding that day, and I too for that matter am in a failing marraige. My Mom is sick, my sister is sick and my wife is sick. From what I gather my dad ain't doing that well either. I have plenty of stuff in life to be humble about. Especially you right now, I've only written to you in game and whatnot, and I trust you with this information because your a genuine character. Don't let a fuxking soul let you feel otherwise either. I know that in eras like these, having a big heart doesn't make things any easier. I don't want anything more from you, you've given me everything you can and then some. All I ask is you talk to your guys about making sure you post on the officials with somewhat of a time range of a volunteer. Nothing more, nothing less. In the end of this I feel guilt more than pleasure. My teammates think I'm crazy, and the rest just don't think anything will ever happen period. I was telling you the truth about the monks and about keeping true to myself to find some resolution, for myself. I do not think for them, you, or anyone else for that matter. I do have ambition, and I do think I have great ideas. Your a god amongst men Wyrom- I see right through that GM gig and see someone who may just be hurtig as much as myself. I am proud to have been affiliated with you. My e-mail is nathanmshaw@hotmail.com Use that email to reach me. At least provide me yours so I can better explain what I can do for you. Keep your head up man. Life's a bitch and then I die. Please, tell your trainees to have character like you, not just maddened rabid dogs, also tell them to just immolate me, or anything of that nature, come up with evil or something. I care more my friends get some fun at this point. "Just a quiet, Peaceful Death!"

Oh and I was wondering how long it would take before a grammar nazi came in to pick the low hanging fruit. Ok it's fruit on the ground. Whatever.


Paragraphs can be your ally.

[Gibreficul]

http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m48cydcXXh1roilnu.gif

:yeahthat:

[Parkbandit]

I don't want to get all emotional, however- I just lost my best friend to a motorcycle accident 2 weekends ago, missed his memorial because I was a best man in a wedding that day, and I too for that matter am in a failing marraige. My Mom is sick, my sister is sick and my wife is sick. From what I gather my dad ain't doing that well either. I have plenty of stuff in life to be humble about. Especially you right now, I've only written to you in game and whatnot, and I trust you with this information because your a genuine character. Don't let a fuxking soul let you feel otherwise either

I find it difficult to believe his marriage could possibly be failing. What is not to love?

[Gompers]

[Shattered]-GSF:Norlamin: "and youre god huh?" (8:05:17 PM)
[Shattered]-GSF:Norlamin: "in your own reality...i mean vagina..." (8:05:24 PM)
[Shattered]-GSF:Norlamin: "i mean pussy..." (8:05:30 PM)
[Shattered]-GSF:Norlamin: "i mean two-faced lil punk." (8:05:35 PM)
[Shattered]-GSF:Norlamin: "idiot." (8:05:45 PM)


http://regretfulmorning.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/01/ethug.jpg

[Androidpk]

Who exactly is that person ranting, Inspire?

[Bhaalizmo]

Who exactly is that person ranting, Inspire?

Nope. He's actually new to GS in 2011/2012.

Shawman. Norlamin/Reaper/Eschalon in Shattered. Or as I like to call him, crazyface, crazysauce, batshit crazy, loco in da cabeza, fucking crazyman, crackhead, methhead, why can't you make any fucking sense face, etc..

[Hilts]

http://regretfulmorning.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/01/ethug.jpg

he knows how to coordinate his colors right, ill atleast give him that..

[Warriorbird]

Oh snap. He's angry.

Another reason we won't... 05-23-2012 09:59 AM die in fire your gay

[subzero]

he knows how to coordinate his colors right, ill atleast give him that..

That boy is far too retarded looking to credit him for being able to dress himself.

[Drunken Durfin]

Oh snap. He's angry.

Another reason we won't... 05-23-2012 09:59 AM die in fire your gay

So you have a gay and he wants them to die in a fire? What has he got against your gay? Have you been letting your gay antagonize him? Shame on you, you should punish your gay.

[Androidpk]

So you have a gay and he wants them to die in a fire? What has he got against your gay? Have you been letting your gay antagonize him? Shame on you, you should punish your gay.

I dunno, I think it was his gay that left him that rep but just forgot some punctuation. Like, "die in fire - your gay"

So I have to wonder if he's abusing his gay or locking him up in a closet or somethign.

[Rozy]

Here's a novel idea: If you've got that many problems in your life, stop playing the game, use that money to pay for a marriage counselor, or some flowers, or a phone bill. Just spend some quality time with your FAMILY while they're still alive.

Lay off the drugs too. Or start taking them. I'm not sure in this case.

[subzero]

So you have a gay and he wants them to die in a fire? What has he got against your gay? Have you been letting your gay antagonize him? Shame on you, you should punish your gay.

Oh, Jethuth Chritht!

http://img703.imageshack.us/img703/2914/mrslaveandbiggayal.jpg

And for some laughs:

http://www.content.funlobby.com/myuse/2010/images/celebs/celeb-cartoons/5.jpg

There's more funny contained beyond the link... http://www.funlobby.com/celebs-that-look-like-famous-cartoon-characters-25-images.html

[Fortybox]

I lolleredsauced so hard that I creamed myself.

I like unicorns.

[Bhaalizmo]

What the heck. Fine. If I'm so horrible, I won't bother you anymore.

Thank you for the kick in the butt, because now when I don't have time to drop into Shattered, I won't feel guilty about it.

There we go. One GM officially committing to avoid Shattered thanx to you Shawman. Way to go.

And another one hinting at the same.



I seriously can't make up my mind if this is some joke or reality. Either way, you're killing off what you want..

[Bhaalizmo]

... and Sleken, the aparrent father of Shattered's final response.




Here's a direct reply SHAWMAN. To you and you alone.

When I suggested paragraphs, that was because your posts are hard to read. It was a suggestion so you could BETTER get your point across.

<<...judge me because of this text, and prove yourself dominantly divine while your at it...>>

I am judging you on this text. I have no other way to judge you. I am not divine and have never claimed to be.

<<I'll be completely honest with you Sleken, you don't deserve my respect until you've earned it>>

That's ok. Goes both ways.

<<On a peaceful note, just know whatever reason your not posting before you show up, you guys never addressed it. You also have never provided an actual reason you cant do it.>>

Here's the deal. Shattered is volunteer only. No GM is assigned to Shattered. GM's are free to come to Shattered. Most of the time this occurs as the GM has a free hour or so. They may or may not know about this in advance. If you want us to force all GM's to post about their events in advance every time, well, you're going to have a drastic reduction in total events. Wyrom has tried to explain this at least twice.

This was explained when Shattered was created. You were notified of it when you subscribed. You want facts? Here's one. The price you are paying for Shattered was set with the idea of maintenance only GM work.

Now then, I get that you want this to change. Questions is, are you willing to pay for it to change?

Another fact: Shattered would not be open now if it wasn't for me. I am the one that buckled down and modified a ton of code for Shattered. I was not assigned to do it. I chose to because I wanted the instance. Let's dispense with the "Sleken doesn't give a crap about Shattered" bull.

<<Kinda makes me understand why you don't care to address the notification or other things I've posted about.>>

Ok, on this one I'm a bad bad man. I don't know what the other things are. As for notifications, read my reply above.

Please stop calling me a god and or divine. .

[dszabo]

Much love for Sleken. That's a pretty PC bitch slap.

[Bhaalizmo]

... and Cupcake's second affirmation that Shattered will be off her list now.


I took offense at "It's none of the GMs at simu do anything they don't have to because their either lazy or don't give a shit. For you GMs that have some delusion that it's not anything but your own laziness, your the ones who don't deserve your position as GM. Excell your company you lazy priests."

I come around in Shattered more than I come around Platinum. I should be coding, not Cupcake-ing. I'll stop being so lazy and get to work, doing the work I should be doing. And that isn't in Shattered..

[Hilts]

wonder what kinda price change Sleken would make for that to happen

[Glitch]

Well, one less reason for me to come back whenever the whim strikes.

I was wondering how long it would take for the GM's to respond as such. You can only take so much abuse when you're not getting paid for it.

[Gompers]

Seriously though, I say fuck the GMs for jumping to "fuck shattered" mode based on the ramblings of a complete lunatic.

[Bhaalizmo]

A return to sanity from the GMs (or at least Wyrom) in the last paragraph here.


Going into Fatboy Slim/Lord Finesse at the end of a forum post is pretty crazy.

Anyway, I just wanted to add one thing. I don't know why I got idolized here. In fact, of those that do come here, I'm probably really low on the totem pole. I appreciate some of you thinking so highly of me, but Vanah definitely has put more time in to just hanging out with you guys than I ever did. There are a number of GMs who put time in here, either by hanging out, or via game maintenance, whether directly or indirectly.

For the rest of Shattered who hasn't chimed in but is following along, we know these thoughts don't represent all of Shattered. Does it sting a little to hear some of the stuff aimlessly directed at some GMs? Probably a good bit. Just try to chill and appreciate what we can offer when we can offer it.

[Bhaalizmo]

You are visible again.
You gesture at Eschaton.
The ground beneath you rumbles, then erupts in a shower of rubble that coalesces in to a slender hand enscribed with runes in mid-air.
CS: +565 - TD: +343 + CvA: -9 + d100: +86 - +30 == +269
Warding failed!
Eschaton tries to avoid the stone hand, but it soon catches him with a loose grip that quickly tightens.
Cast Roundtime 3 Seconds.
>
Eschaton slings a zelnorn buckler off from over his shoulder.
>515
You recite a series of mystical phrases while raising your hands, invoking Rapid Fire...
Your spell is ready.
You gesture.
You feel the magic surge through you.
(Your next spell will be re-prepared upon its casting.)
Cast Roundtime 3 Seconds.
>
[ Rapid Fire: +0:01:00, 0:01:00 remaining. ]
>
519 esc
You intone a phrase of elemental power while raising your hands, invoking Immolation...
Your spell is ready.
>
You gesture at Eschaton.
CS: +565 - TD: +343 + CvA: -9 + d100: +72 - +30 == +255
Warding failed!
Wisps of black smoke swirl around Eschaton and he bursts into flame!
... 40 points of damage!
Right eye catches fire, quickly bringing Eschaton's brain to a boil.

* Eschaton drops dead at your feet!

The faint blue glow fades from around Eschaton's hands.
The silvery luminescence fades from around Eschaton.
The bright luminescence fades from around Eschaton.
The shimmering aura fades from around Eschaton.
The dully illuminated mantle protecting Eschaton begins to falter, then completely fades away.
A low rumbling noise sounds from within the slender stone hand enscribed with runes that holds Eschaton's broken corpse firmly in its grasp. It erupts into a myriad of stone fragments that hit the ground and crumble into invisible dust.
[Spell re-prepared]
Cast Roundtime 3 Seconds.
>
* Eschaton just bit the dust!
>
>release
You feel the magic of your spell rush away from you.
>916
You trace a series of glowing runes while chanting the phrase for Invisibility...
Your spell is ready.
You gesture.
You become invisible.
[Spell re-prepared]
Cast Roundtime 3 Seconds.
>
[ Invisibility: +0:51:00, 0:51:00 remaining. ]
Suddenly you have the strangest feeling that you are being watched.
The feeling fades as quickly as it came.
>release
You feel the magic of your spell rush away from you.
>look
[Teras Isle, Beach]
Sunlight breaks through the clouds and ash above in bright streams, bathing the area in shadowed light. Tiny crustaceans skitter across the beach, appearing and disappearing near the rocks of the sea. The gentle, rhythmic breaking of waves against rock and sand echoes through the cove, interrupted only by the occasional call of a sea bird. You also see a rapidly swirling whirlpool and a steep incline leading up to the cove.
Also here: the body of Eschaton who is lying down
Obvious paths: none
>
Reaper just emerged smoothly from the water.

Reaper quickly scrambles to his feet.
>514 reap
You intone a phrase of elemental power while raising your hands, invoking Stone Fist...
Your spell is ready.
>
You are visible again.
You gesture at Reaper.
The ground beneath you rumbles, then erupts in a shower of rubble that coalesces in to a slender hand enscribed with runes in mid-air.
CS: +565 - TD: +382 + CvA: +2 + d100: +93 - +40 == +238
Warding failed!
Reaper tries to avoid the stone hand, but it soon catches him with a loose grip that quickly tightens.
Cast Roundtime 3 Seconds.
>
Reaper slings a wolf-marked vultite greatshield off from over his shoulder.
>
You recite a series of mystical phrases while raising your hands, invoking Rapid Fire...
Your spell is ready.
You gesture.
You feel the magic surge through you.
(Your next spell will be re-prepared upon its casting.)
Cast Roundtime 3 Seconds.
>
[ Rapid Fire: +0:01:00, 0:01:00 remaining. ]
>
519 reap
You intone a phrase of elemental power while raising your hands, invoking Immolation...
Your spell is ready.
>
You gesture at Reaper.
CS: +565 - TD: +382 + CvA: +2 + d100: +94 - +40 == +239
Warding failed!
Wisps of black smoke swirl around Reaper and he bursts into flame!
... 25 points of damage!
Abdomen bursts into flames. Would be funny without the blood.
He is stunned!
... 20 points of damage!
Nasty burns to right hand. Gonna need lots of butter.
... 20 points of damage!
Nasty burns to back. Won't be sleeping on that for awhile.

The flames around Reaper continue to burn!
[Spell re-prepared]
Cast Roundtime 3 Seconds.
>
519 reap
Reaper screams in agony as the flames continue to burn the flesh from his bones.
>
You already have a spell readied! You must RELEASE it if you wish to prepare another!
>
519 reap
You gesture at Reaper.
CS: +565 - TD: +382 + CvA: +2 + d100: +43 - +40 == +188
Warding failed!
Wisps of black smoke swirl around Reaper and he bursts into flame!
... 5 points of damage!
Minor burns to back. Looks uncomfortable.
... 25 points of damage!
Flames burn neck into a bubbling mass of flesh. Forget lunch.
... 15 points of damage!
Burst of flames to back fries shoulder blades. Youch!
... 15 points of damage!
Burst of flames char chest a crispy black.

The flames around Reaper continue to burn!
[Spell re-prepared]
Cast Roundtime 3 Seconds.
>
You already have a spell readied! You must RELEASE it if you wish to prepare another!
>
You gesture at Reaper.
CS: +565 - TD: +382 + CvA: +2 + d100: +10 - +40 == +155
Warding failed!
Wisps of black smoke swirl around Reaper and he bursts into flame!
... 1 point of damage!
Minor burns to left hand. Ouch.
... 15 points of damage!
Burst of flames to right eye incinerates eyelid. Gruesome.

* Reaper drops dead at your feet!

A low rumbling noise sounds from within the slender stone hand enscribed with runes that holds Reaper's broken corpse firmly in its grasp. It erupts into a myriad of stone fragments that hit the ground and crumble into invisible dust.
A white glow rushes away from Reaper.
The misty halo fades from Reaper.
The air calms down around Reaper.
The dull golden nimbus fades from around Reaper.
Reaper seems hesitant.
The opalescent aura fades from around Reaper.
Reaper begins to breathe less deeply.
519 reap
The very powerful look leaves Reaper.
The white light leaves Reaper.
The powerful look leaves Reaper.
The dim aura fades from around Reaper.
The deep blue glow leaves Reaper.
An ethereal golden collection bowl drifts out of Reaper, then vanishes.
A subtle light fades from Reaper's eyes.
The dully illuminated mantle protecting Reaper begins to falter, then completely fades away.
The silvery luminescence fades from around Reaper.
Reaper seems slightly different.
The light blue glow leaves Reaper.
[Spell re-prepared]
Cast Roundtime 3 Seconds.
>
You gesture at Reaper.
But he is dead!
[Spell re-prepared]
Cast Roundtime 3 Seconds.
>
* Reaper just bit the dust!
>916
You trace a series of glowing runes while chanting the phrase for Invisibility...
Your spell is ready.
You gesture.
You become invisible.
[Spell re-prepared]
Cast Roundtime 3 Seconds.
>
[ Invisibility: +0:51:00, 0:51:00 remaining. ]
Suddenly you have the strangest feeling that you are being watched.
The feeling fades as quickly as it came.
>release
You feel the magic of your spell rush away from you.
>
Norlamin just emerged smoothly from the water.

Norlamin quickly scrambles to his feet.
>
514 norl

You already have a spell readied! You must RELEASE it if you wish to prepare another!
>You are visible again.
You gesture at Norlamin.
The ground beneath you rumbles, then erupts in a shower of rubble that coalesces in to a slender hand enscribed with runes in mid-air.
CS: +565 - TD: +382 + CvA: -21 + d100: +28 == +190
Warding failed!
Norlamin tries to avoid the stone hand, but it soon catches him with a loose grip that quickly tightens.
Cast Roundtime 3 Seconds.
>
Norlamin removes a vultite lance from in his pack of holding.
>
515

You recite a series of mystical phrases while raising your hands, invoking Rapid Fire...
Your spell is ready.
You gesture.
You feel the magic surge through you.
(Your next spell will be re-prepared upon its casting.)
Cast Roundtime 3 Seconds.
>[ Rapid Fire: +0:01:00, 0:00:59 remaining. ]
519 norl
You intone a phrase of elemental power while raising your hands, invoking Immolation...
Your spell is ready.
>You gesture at Norlamin.
CS: +565 - TD: +402 + CvA: -21 + d100: +24 == +166
Warding failed!
Wisps of black smoke swirl around Norlamin and he bursts into flame!
... 30 points of damage!
Extreme heat causes Norlamin's left leg to expand and snap. That must hurt!
He is knocked to the ground!
He is stunned!
... 30 points of damage!
Flames cook Norlamin's abdomen. Looks about medium well.
... 30 points of damage!
Left eye propelled out of socket by fiery explosion!
... 25 points of damage!
Flames incinerate left leg to the bone. Not a pleasant sight.

* Norlamin drops dead at your feet!

Norlamin appears less confident and fearless.
Norlamin's movements no longer appear to be influenced by a divine power as the spiritual force fades from around his arms.
Norlamin loses the flickering black energy surrounding him.
Norlamin appears less secure.
The powerful look leaves Norlamin.
The dim celadon wisps about Norlamin's hands flare up once more and fade completely away.
The faint blue glow fades from around Norlamin's hands.
Norlamin appears less battle-ready as a soft glow dissipates from around his form.
The light blue glow leaves Norlamin.
The dull golden nimbus fades from around Norlamin.
The very powerful look leaves Norlamin.
The white light leaves Norlamin.
A crimson mist bleeds out from Norlamin's exposed skin.
Norlamin seems to lose some focus as his eyes narrow and shift momentarily to one side.
The misty halo fades from Norlamin.
A low rumbling noise sounds from within the slender stone hand enscribed with runes that holds Norlamin's broken corpse firmly in its grasp. It erupts into a myriad of stone fragments that hit the ground and crumble into invisible dust.
The deep blue glow leaves Norlamin.
Deep blue motes swirl away from Norlamin and fade.
The silvery luminescence fades from around Norlamin.
The dully illuminated mantle protecting Norlamin begins to falter, then completely fades away.
The dim aura fades from around Norlamin.
The shimmering aura fades from around Norlamin.
[Spell re-prepared]
Cast Roundtime 3 Seconds.
>
519 norl

You already have a spell readied! You must RELEASE it if you wish to prepare another!
>You gesture at Norlamin.
But he is dead!
[Spell re-prepared]
Cast Roundtime 3 Seconds.
>
* Norlamin just bit the dust!
>release
You feel the magic of your spell rush away from you.

>'Renounce Marlu
You say, "Renounce Marlu."
>
Suddenly you have the strangest feeling that you are being watched.
The feeling fades as quickly as it came.
>look
[Teras Isle, Beach]
Sunlight breaks through the clouds and ash above in bright streams, bathing the area in shadowed light. Tiny crustaceans skitter across the beach, appearing and disappearing near the rocks of the sea. The gentle, rhythmic breaking of waves against rock and sand echoes through the cove, interrupted only by the occasional call of a sea bird. You also see a rapidly swirling whirlpool and a steep incline leading up to the cove.
Also here: the body of High Paladin Norlamin who is lying down, the body of The Grim Reaper who is lying down, the body of Eschaton who is lying down
Obvious paths: none

>916
You trace a series of glowing runes while chanting the phrase for Invisibility...
Your spell is ready.
You gesture.
You become invisible.

[Hilts]

lol @ renounce marlu

[Showal]

You are visible again.
You gesture at Eschaton.
The ground beneath you rumbles, then erupts in a shower of rubble that coalesces in to a slender hand enscribed with runes in mid-air.
CS: +565 - TD: +343 + CvA: -9 + d100: +86 - +30 == +269
Warding failed!
Eschaton tries to avoid the stone hand, but it soon catches him with a loose grip that quickly tightens.
Cast Roundtime 3 Seconds.
>
Eschaton slings a zelnorn buckler off from over his shoulder.
>515
You recite a series of mystical phrases while raising your hands, invoking Rapid Fire...
Your spell is ready.
You gesture.
You feel the magic surge through you.
(Your next spell will be re-prepared upon its casting.)
Cast Roundtime 3 Seconds.
>
[ Rapid Fire: +0:01:00, 0:01:00 remaining. ]
>
519 esc
You intone a phrase of elemental power while raising your hands, invoking Immolation...
Your spell is ready.
>
You gesture at Eschaton.
CS: +565 - TD: +343 + CvA: -9 + d100: +72 - +30 == +255
Warding failed!
Wisps of black smoke swirl around Eschaton and he bursts into flame!
... 40 points of damage!
Right eye catches fire, quickly bringing Eschaton's brain to a boil.

* Eschaton drops dead at your feet!

The faint blue glow fades from around Eschaton's hands.
The silvery luminescence fades from around Eschaton.
The bright luminescence fades from around Eschaton.
The shimmering aura fades from around Eschaton.
The dully illuminated mantle protecting Eschaton begins to falter, then completely fades away.
A low rumbling noise sounds from within the slender stone hand enscribed with runes that holds Eschaton's broken corpse firmly in its grasp. It erupts into a myriad of stone fragments that hit the ground and crumble into invisible dust.
[Spell re-prepared]
Cast Roundtime 3 Seconds.
>
* Eschaton just bit the dust!
>
>release
You feel the magic of your spell rush away from you.
>916
You trace a series of glowing runes while chanting the phrase for Invisibility...
Your spell is ready.
You gesture.
You become invisible.
[Spell re-prepared]
Cast Roundtime 3 Seconds.
>
[ Invisibility: +0:51:00, 0:51:00 remaining. ]
Suddenly you have the strangest feeling that you are being watched.
The feeling fades as quickly as it came.
>release
You feel the magic of your spell rush away from you.
>look
[Teras Isle, Beach]
Sunlight breaks through the clouds and ash above in bright streams, bathing the area in shadowed light. Tiny crustaceans skitter across the beach, appearing and disappearing near the rocks of the sea. The gentle, rhythmic breaking of waves against rock and sand echoes through the cove, interrupted only by the occasional call of a sea bird. You also see a rapidly swirling whirlpool and a steep incline leading up to the cove.
Also here: the body of Eschaton who is lying down
Obvious paths: none
>
Reaper just emerged smoothly from the water.

Reaper quickly scrambles to his feet.
>514 reap
You intone a phrase of elemental power while raising your hands, invoking Stone Fist...
Your spell is ready.
>
You are visible again.
You gesture at Reaper.
The ground beneath you rumbles, then erupts in a shower of rubble that coalesces in to a slender hand enscribed with runes in mid-air.
CS: +565 - TD: +382 + CvA: +2 + d100: +93 - +40 == +238
Warding failed!
Reaper tries to avoid the stone hand, but it soon catches him with a loose grip that quickly tightens.
Cast Roundtime 3 Seconds.
>
Reaper slings a wolf-marked vultite greatshield off from over his shoulder.
>
You recite a series of mystical phrases while raising your hands, invoking Rapid Fire...
Your spell is ready.
You gesture.
You feel the magic surge through you.
(Your next spell will be re-prepared upon its casting.)
Cast Roundtime 3 Seconds.
>
[ Rapid Fire: +0:01:00, 0:01:00 remaining. ]
>
519 reap
You intone a phrase of elemental power while raising your hands, invoking Immolation...
Your spell is ready.
>
You gesture at Reaper.
CS: +565 - TD: +382 + CvA: +2 + d100: +94 - +40 == +239
Warding failed!
Wisps of black smoke swirl around Reaper and he bursts into flame!
... 25 points of damage!
Abdomen bursts into flames. Would be funny without the blood.
He is stunned!
... 20 points of damage!
Nasty burns to right hand. Gonna need lots of butter.
... 20 points of damage!
Nasty burns to back. Won't be sleeping on that for awhile.

The flames around Reaper continue to burn!
[Spell re-prepared]
Cast Roundtime 3 Seconds.
>
519 reap
Reaper screams in agony as the flames continue to burn the flesh from his bones.
>
You already have a spell readied! You must RELEASE it if you wish to prepare another!
>
519 reap
You gesture at Reaper.
CS: +565 - TD: +382 + CvA: +2 + d100: +43 - +40 == +188
Warding failed!
Wisps of black smoke swirl around Reaper and he bursts into flame!
... 5 points of damage!
Minor burns to back. Looks uncomfortable.
... 25 points of damage!
Flames burn neck into a bubbling mass of flesh. Forget lunch.
... 15 points of damage!
Burst of flames to back fries shoulder blades. Youch!
... 15 points of damage!
Burst of flames char chest a crispy black.

The flames around Reaper continue to burn!
[Spell re-prepared]
Cast Roundtime 3 Seconds.
>
You already have a spell readied! You must RELEASE it if you wish to prepare another!
>
You gesture at Reaper.
CS: +565 - TD: +382 + CvA: +2 + d100: +10 - +40 == +155
Warding failed!
Wisps of black smoke swirl around Reaper and he bursts into flame!
... 1 point of damage!
Minor burns to left hand. Ouch.
... 15 points of damage!
Burst of flames to right eye incinerates eyelid. Gruesome.

* Reaper drops dead at your feet!

A low rumbling noise sounds from within the slender stone hand enscribed with runes that holds Reaper's broken corpse firmly in its grasp. It erupts into a myriad of stone fragments that hit the ground and crumble into invisible dust.
A white glow rushes away from Reaper.
The misty halo fades from Reaper.
The air calms down around Reaper.
The dull golden nimbus fades from around Reaper.
Reaper seems hesitant.
The opalescent aura fades from around Reaper.
Reaper begins to breathe less deeply.
519 reap
The very powerful look leaves Reaper.
The white light leaves Reaper.
The powerful look leaves Reaper.
The dim aura fades from around Reaper.
The deep blue glow leaves Reaper.
An ethereal golden collection bowl drifts out of Reaper, then vanishes.
A subtle light fades from Reaper's eyes.
The dully illuminated mantle protecting Reaper begins to falter, then completely fades away.
The silvery luminescence fades from around Reaper.
Reaper seems slightly different.
The light blue glow leaves Reaper.
[Spell re-prepared]
Cast Roundtime 3 Seconds.
>
You gesture at Reaper.
But he is dead!
[Spell re-prepared]
Cast Roundtime 3 Seconds.
>
* Reaper just bit the dust!
>916
You trace a series of glowing runes while chanting the phrase for Invisibility...
Your spell is ready.
You gesture.
You become invisible.
[Spell re-prepared]
Cast Roundtime 3 Seconds.
>
[ Invisibility: +0:51:00, 0:51:00 remaining. ]
Suddenly you have the strangest feeling that you are being watched.
The feeling fades as quickly as it came.
>release
You feel the magic of your spell rush away from you.
>
Norlamin just emerged smoothly from the water.

Norlamin quickly scrambles to his feet.
>
514 norl

You already have a spell readied! You must RELEASE it if you wish to prepare another!
>You are visible again.
You gesture at Norlamin.
The ground beneath you rumbles, then erupts in a shower of rubble that coalesces in to a slender hand enscribed with runes in mid-air.
CS: +565 - TD: +382 + CvA: -21 + d100: +28 == +190
Warding failed!
Norlamin tries to avoid the stone hand, but it soon catches him with a loose grip that quickly tightens.
Cast Roundtime 3 Seconds.
>
Norlamin removes a vultite lance from in his pack of holding.
>
515

You recite a series of mystical phrases while raising your hands, invoking Rapid Fire...
Your spell is ready.
You gesture.
You feel the magic surge through you.
(Your next spell will be re-prepared upon its casting.)
Cast Roundtime 3 Seconds.
>[ Rapid Fire: +0:01:00, 0:00:59 remaining. ]
519 norl
You intone a phrase of elemental power while raising your hands, invoking Immolation...
Your spell is ready.
>You gesture at Norlamin.
CS: +565 - TD: +402 + CvA: -21 + d100: +24 == +166
Warding failed!
Wisps of black smoke swirl around Norlamin and he bursts into flame!
... 30 points of damage!
Extreme heat causes Norlamin's left leg to expand and snap. That must hurt!
He is knocked to the ground!
He is stunned!
... 30 points of damage!
Flames cook Norlamin's abdomen. Looks about medium well.
... 30 points of damage!
Left eye propelled out of socket by fiery explosion!
... 25 points of damage!
Flames incinerate left leg to the bone. Not a pleasant sight.

* Norlamin drops dead at your feet!

Norlamin appears less confident and fearless.
Norlamin's movements no longer appear to be influenced by a divine power as the spiritual force fades from around his arms.
Norlamin loses the flickering black energy surrounding him.
Norlamin appears less secure.
The powerful look leaves Norlamin.
The dim celadon wisps about Norlamin's hands flare up once more and fade completely away.
The faint blue glow fades from around Norlamin's hands.
Norlamin appears less battle-ready as a soft glow dissipates from around his form.
The light blue glow leaves Norlamin.
The dull golden nimbus fades from around Norlamin.
The very powerful look leaves Norlamin.
The white light leaves Norlamin.
A crimson mist bleeds out from Norlamin's exposed skin.
Norlamin seems to lose some focus as his eyes narrow and shift momentarily to one side.
The misty halo fades from Norlamin.
A low rumbling noise sounds from within the slender stone hand enscribed with runes that holds Norlamin's broken corpse firmly in its grasp. It erupts into a myriad of stone fragments that hit the ground and crumble into invisible dust.
The deep blue glow leaves Norlamin.
Deep blue motes swirl away from Norlamin and fade.
The silvery luminescence fades from around Norlamin.
The dully illuminated mantle protecting Norlamin begins to falter, then completely fades away.
The dim aura fades from around Norlamin.
The shimmering aura fades from around Norlamin.
[Spell re-prepared]
Cast Roundtime 3 Seconds.
>
519 norl

You already have a spell readied! You must RELEASE it if you wish to prepare another!
>You gesture at Norlamin.
But he is dead!
[Spell re-prepared]
Cast Roundtime 3 Seconds.
>
* Norlamin just bit the dust!
>release
You feel the magic of your spell rush away from you.

>'Renounce Marlu
You say, "Renounce Marlu."
>
Suddenly you have the strangest feeling that you are being watched.
The feeling fades as quickly as it came.
>look
[Teras Isle, Beach]
Sunlight breaks through the clouds and ash above in bright streams, bathing the area in shadowed light. Tiny crustaceans skitter across the beach, appearing and disappearing near the rocks of the sea. The gentle, rhythmic breaking of waves against rock and sand echoes through the cove, interrupted only by the occasional call of a sea bird. You also see a rapidly swirling whirlpool and a steep incline leading up to the cove.
Also here: the body of High Paladin Norlamin who is lying down, the body of The Grim Reaper who is lying down, the body of Eschaton who is lying down
Obvious paths: none

>916
You trace a series of glowing runes while chanting the phrase for Invisibility...
Your spell is ready.
You gesture.
You become invisible.

I just wish we could delete this thread when we were done like with normalins lances.

[SHAWMAN]

Hey Snowballs, wheres your girlfriend? on the top of that mountain?

[Tisket]

Hey Snowballs, wheres your girlfriend? on the top of that mountain?

I'm beginning to believe that getting a post from you that is not garbled and/or nonsensical is about as likely as finding an attractive picture of Hillary Clinton using GIS.

[Showal]

Hey Snowballs, wheres your girlfriend? on the top of that mountain?

Lol yea how did u know? I thinked you thinked I was homosex! Where is ur girlfriend? Oh that right. You just have a failed marriage.

[Hilts]

Lol yea how did u know? I thinked you thinked I was homosex! Where is ur girlfriend? Oh that right. You just have a failed marriage.

zing

[Ceyrin]

http://www.content.funlobby.com/myuse/2010/images/celebs/celeb-cartoons/5.jpg


This is the best part of this thread.

[Tisket]

http://www.content.funlobby.com/myuse/2010/images/celebs/celeb-cartoons/5.jpg


This is the best part of this thread.

Hey dick, don't bump a thread unless you have original content.

POS forum load times kill me.

[Ceyrin]

Hey dick, don't bump a thread unless you have original content.

POS forum load times kill me.

I think you need a new hobby.

[Tisket]

I think you need a new hobby.

But I like calling you a dick. I could have gone further and truthfully called you unoriginal, annoying, and stupid as well, but I try to keep things civil.

[Ryvicke]

Your a god amongst men Wyrom- I see right through that GM gig and see someone who may just be hurtig as much as myself. I am proud to have been affiliated with you. My e-mail is nathanmshaw@hotmail.com Use that email to reach me. At least provide me yours so I can better explain what I can do for you. Keep your head up man. Life's a bitch and then I die. Please, tell your trainees to have character like you

This is like some eminem "Stan" type shit. I hope Wyrom is slowly backing away from Shattered before this guy gets 2 b rl bad son.

[Bhaalizmo]

This is like some eminem "Stan" type shit. I hope Wyrom is slowly backing away from Shattered before this guy gets 2 b rl bad son.

I know, right? Kinda scary. I think you're right though, Wyrom and the other GMs that have responded on the officials all appear to be backing away from Shattered as if it's a rabid dog. Wyrom made a comment about knowing how Shattered can't be represented by one person, but I think it's obvious that damage has been done. So, Shawman will spend alot of time dead in Shattered.

[Dayko]

My eyes hurt

[Bhaalizmo]

Inorite. Shoulda been there at the time.

[Sniper]

Mr. Shawman, what you've just said is one of the most insanely idiotic things I have ever heard. At no point in your rambling, incoherent response were you even close to anything that could be considered a rational thought. Everyone in this room is now dumber for having listened to it. I award you no points, and may God have mercy on your soul.

Yeah, I stole that...


Sniper, Shattered

[subzero]

He quit a while ago. Presumably does not read these forums anymo.

[Snoopy Dogg]

homo

[Gompers]

He quit a while ago. Presumably does not read these forums anymo.

I think that's a safe assumption - I PMed him a while ago and offered him $500 for his accounts and he never responded.

/sarcasm

[Snoopy Dogg]

$500 wont cover the $600 he thought he'd get JUST from his bando

[Lord Orbstar]

i read a third of it. Whatever point you were trying to make is lost in the crushing weight of words and semi-coherent babble that made no point at all. It would be better had you just wrote "moar gmz plz" and signed it with a thumbprint.

[milesalpha]

Mr. Shawman, what you've just said is one of the most insanely idiotic things I have ever heard. At no point in your rambling, incoherent response were you even close to anything that could be considered a rational thought. Everyone in this room is now dumber for having listened to it. I award you no points, and may God have mercy on your soul.

Yeah, I stole that...


Sniper, Shattered

I am going to have to insist on hearing your buzzer.




Love that show and only recently discovered it.

[Snoopy Dogg]

I am going to have to insist on hearing your buzzer.




Love that show and only recently discovered it.

movie.. billy madison


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5hfYJsQAhl0

[milesalpha]

movie.. billy madison


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5hfYJsQAhl0

Whoops I was completely wrong then, I thought it was a reference to the British show QI.

[Back]

Crystal meth is bad for you.

[Methais]

SHAWMAN is why we have terrorism.

[SHAWMAN]

Hey all, been a while.

[Bhaalizmo]

Hey all, been a while.

Herro