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Stanley Burrell
05-23-2008, 09:05 PM
http://www.pandafix.com/pandafix/images/xinsrc_84fc4d2702c94c68a4a9c88baaf1f97d_.jpg

Tisket
07-05-2008, 06:45 PM
Best Halloween costume evah:

http://i173.photobucket.com/albums/w66/Sassy_Photos_2007/birth_to_self.jpg

http://i173.photobucket.com/albums/w66/Sassy_Photos_2007/lobster_knife_fight.jpg

NocturnalRob
07-05-2008, 08:46 PM
Tisket, I don't even know what to say about that costume.

Just...I'm speechless.

Snapp
07-05-2008, 08:50 PM
LOL Ingenius and extremely disturbing at the same time.

Tisket
07-13-2008, 03:36 AM
Some random whitetrash photos:

http://i173.photobucket.com/albums/w66/Sassy_Photos_2007/qwhitetrash.jpg

http://i173.photobucket.com/albums/w66/Sassy_Photos_2007/whitetrash2.jpg

http://i173.photobucket.com/albums/w66/Sassy_Photos_2007/whitetrash3.jpg

Stanley Burrell
07-20-2008, 05:23 PM
http://image.idlethreat.com/gallery/images/YouGonnaGetLoved.jpg

The Ponzzz
07-20-2008, 05:35 PM
http://img172.imageshack.us/img172/5448/abortionsendsbabiestogozi4.jpg

http://img91.imageshack.us/img91/2177/thecallofcthulhuru6.gif

Hips
07-20-2008, 05:59 PM
That lobster one is fucking hilarious.

Stanley Burrell
07-20-2008, 06:00 PM
I just saw the pic Tisket posted now. Trauma :(

Methais
07-20-2008, 06:23 PM
Some random whitetrash photos:

http://i173.photobucket.com/albums/w66/Sassy_Photos_2007/qwhitetrash.jpg

http://i173.photobucket.com/albums/w66/Sassy_Photos_2007/whitetrash2.jpg

http://i173.photobucket.com/albums/w66/Sassy_Photos_2007/whitetrash3.jpg

Why everything gotta be white? How you even know those were white people?

RACIST!!!!!!111

Tisket
07-20-2008, 06:31 PM
haha ok, ok, I should have said "trailer trash". Mea culpa.

Soulpieced
07-20-2008, 06:37 PM
http://ihasahotdog.files.wordpress.com/2007/12/loldogs-funny-dog-pictures-neverending-story-the-early-years.jpg

The Ponzzz
07-20-2008, 06:42 PM
Hahaha that's awesome.

Celephais
07-31-2008, 10:14 PM
God damn photobucket doesn't think this is "appropriate"...
http://www.beerzombie.com/images/har.gif

Sean of the Thread
08-01-2008, 05:47 PM
Neverending story pic wins.

Khariz
08-01-2008, 11:36 PM
http://www.addanimage.com/content/funny/motivation-funnies/motivational-posters-funny-10.jpg

Methais
08-03-2008, 07:34 PM
http://i287.photobucket.com/albums/ll154/spinarooni226/tak1lg-1.gif

The Ponzzz
08-03-2008, 08:06 PM
LOL @ M Bison!!

And the kid in the above pic is photoshopped in. It they removed the shadowing, it would have looked real!

Soulpieced
08-03-2008, 08:55 PM
http://www.filehurricane.com/viewerthumbnails/87200743400PM_hilarious-4.jpg

Soulpieced
08-03-2008, 08:57 PM
http://i238.photobucket.com/albums/ff297/grumpy82001/hilarious.jpg

Soulpieced
08-03-2008, 08:59 PM
http://www.geocities.com/boilergod77/hilarious-1.jpg

Soulpieced
08-03-2008, 09:05 PM
http://static.flickr.com/36/136373303_29ccaf2987_o.jpg

Soulpieced
08-03-2008, 09:12 PM
http://media.newschoolers.com/uploads/cache/images/1203564663-573607-400x320-183_24.jpg

Soulpieced
08-04-2008, 04:55 PM
http://i20.photobucket.com/albums/b202/phd805/internet_serious_business.jpg

Khariz
08-09-2008, 10:23 PM
http://images.flabber.nl/zzmistake.jpg

Khariz
08-10-2008, 01:38 AM
http://images.flabber.nl/bucketwar.jpg

Khariz
08-10-2008, 01:47 AM
http://images.flabber.nl/wrong.2.jpg

http://images.flabber.nl/wrongs.jpg

Stanley Burrell
08-10-2008, 01:49 AM
http://img293.imageshack.us/img293/4305/komondordogsj8.png

http://www.zimfamilycockers.com/WCCSC_Agility_8256.jpg

http://www.spurgeon.org/images/Suge/uglydog4.jpg

http://ihasahotdog.files.wordpress.com/2008/05/funny-dog-pictures-komondor-dust-mop.jpg

Skeeter
08-10-2008, 03:16 AM
You have an odd obsession with those dogs.

Methais
08-10-2008, 03:58 AM
drool bubble ftw

Stanley Burrell
08-10-2008, 05:19 AM
You have an odd obsession with those dogs.

True.

http://i40.photobucket.com/albums/e208/becki6686/ninja_dog2.jpg

Mighty Nikkisaurus
08-10-2008, 10:29 AM
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v72/PsiElement/heckyes.jpg

Peanut Butter Jelly Time
08-10-2008, 10:33 AM
Stupid? That belongs in a different thread. If there isn't a thread titled "Best Pictures Ever Taken and/or Photoshopped, create one and post it there.

Mighty Nikkisaurus
08-10-2008, 10:36 AM
That is an actual tattoo, haha.

It made it into a book of some of the most "tasteless" tattoos. The hilarious part is that the girl is extremely proud of that fact.

Coincidentally she also has a hitler 'stache tattooed on her finger instead of a Sailor Jerry curled-'stache. :lol:

Methais
08-11-2008, 11:48 PM
http://i287.photobucket.com/albums/ll154/spinarooni226/54b6262bbb734a0b3f86ecb79388eae0.jpg

Back
08-30-2008, 09:43 PM
For all the ladies in preparation to the arrival of Gustav. You want to look your best.

http://www.zendada.com/images/unknown.jpg

Some Rogue
10-01-2008, 12:02 PM
http://i9.photobucket.com/albums/a64/lrenzo2/untitled-5.jpg

Allereli
10-01-2008, 12:20 PM
http://i32.photobucket.com/albums/d26/vankrasn/241432392_l.jpg

Some Rogue
10-01-2008, 12:45 PM
http://i9.photobucket.com/albums/a64/lrenzo2/2qkqzkm.jpg


http://i9.photobucket.com/albums/a64/lrenzo2/898803.jpg

Methais
10-01-2008, 11:21 PM
http://i9.photobucket.com/albums/a64/lrenzo2/898803.jpg

http://www.oddpic.com/data/512/cat-i-barf.jpg

Some Rogue
10-01-2008, 11:56 PM
http://i9.photobucket.com/albums/a64/lrenzo2/898806.jpg

Some Rogue
10-01-2008, 11:57 PM
http://i9.photobucket.com/albums/a64/lrenzo2/you-gonna-get-raped.jpg

diethx
10-01-2008, 11:59 PM
http://i9.photobucket.com/albums/a64/lrenzo2/898806.jpg

She doesn't look like a little girl.

Tisket
10-02-2008, 12:22 AM
http://i9.photobucket.com/albums/a64/lrenzo2/898806.jpg

What the fuck is that thing hanging off her ribcage? A colostomy bag or one of her organs?

Some Rogue
10-02-2008, 12:37 AM
Way to ruin the picture!

Tisket
10-02-2008, 12:47 AM
Tell me what it IS!! I keep coming back to stare at it in morbid fascination.

Peanut Butter Jelly Time
10-02-2008, 12:48 AM
Looks like a heart, to me. (bent, though)

EDIT: Check that, not black fabric. Tis a broken heart. Bitch is emo.

Celephais
10-02-2008, 01:06 AM
They kinda look like christmas stockings ...

Stanley Burrell
10-02-2008, 03:04 AM
...
http://www.mycraftshowroom.com/TR-Fantasy/TR-Fantasy-Komondor.jpg

diethx
10-02-2008, 03:25 AM
What the fuck is it with you and those dogs...

Methais
10-02-2008, 06:47 AM
I have to admit those dogs are pretty awesome.

Moist Happenings
10-02-2008, 07:27 AM
http://www.freewebs.com/thepraetorianguard/hamster_fighting_machine.jpg

Dunno if anyone's posted this, but I'm not going through a million billion pages to find out.

Ignot
10-02-2008, 12:22 PM
2433

Allereli
10-04-2008, 09:13 PM
http://i32.photobucket.com/albums/d26/vankrasn/clown.jpg

Stanley Burrell
10-04-2008, 10:26 PM
What the fuck is it with you and those dogs...

BITCH, THEY MAKE MY PP TINGLE

Stanley Burrell
10-04-2008, 10:28 PM
AGH, you motherfuckers:

http://www.thefoodbowl.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/01/kitty_wigs_2.jpg

Methais
10-05-2008, 01:45 PM
AGH, you motherfuckers:

http://www.thefoodbowl.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/01/kitty_wigs_2.jpg

:rofl:

Allereli
10-06-2008, 01:44 AM
http://i32.photobucket.com/albums/d26/vankrasn/signresize.jpg

I understand coffee, food, and cocktails. WTF does the rocket ship mean? I saw this in Penang last month.

GSIVPlayer
10-06-2008, 02:32 AM
Thats a dude with his mouth open and a triangle hat. Just for you!

Tolwynn
10-06-2008, 03:34 AM
It's one of those classier restaurants that has shower facilities, too.

Stanley Burrell
10-06-2008, 07:20 AM
http://i32.photobucket.com/albums/d26/vankrasn/signresize.jpg

I understand coffee, food, and cocktails. WTF does the rocket ship mean?

Nearby space station.

Skeeter
10-13-2008, 12:55 AM
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v472/joker305th/2762458387_48576d339c_o.jpg

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v472/joker305th/nigerplz.gif

Sean of the Thread
10-13-2008, 12:57 AM
haha

Celephais
10-16-2008, 12:45 AM
http://i38.tinypic.com/b80aj9.jpg

Bokertal
10-16-2008, 02:44 AM
Me in Crete between jobs....can't get much more stupid than that wig. LOL

http://i24.photobucket.com/albums/c17/roguewave1971/Nasty.jpg

diethx
10-16-2008, 03:04 AM
lol I was about to say WTF mullet? But then I saw the word wig.

Kuyuk
10-16-2008, 02:35 PM
he's just trying to play it off as a wig..

Tisket
10-16-2008, 02:40 PM
Nah, it's got that nuclear shininess to it that only synthetic hair can achieve.

Bokertal
10-16-2008, 04:25 PM
it's actually attached to the hat. That was a great day.

Allereli
10-18-2008, 02:21 PM
http://i32.photobucket.com/albums/d26/vankrasn/dancing.jpg

Allereli
10-26-2008, 06:33 PM
http://www.banquetevent.com/wedding/misc/bande/uploaded_images/stevemadden_shoes-783861.jpg

saw the boots while I was shopping earlier

Some Rogue
10-27-2008, 09:14 PM
http://i9.photobucket.com/albums/a64/lrenzo2/pedopumpkinbear.jpg

Moist Happenings
10-27-2008, 09:28 PM
http://media.ebaumsworld.com/picture/armystrong75/StupidShit.png

Also:

http://www.hilarious-pictures.com/files/picture/74072895.jpg

Moist Happenings
10-27-2008, 10:07 PM
Okay, just one more for today. I couldn't resist posting this one.

http://www.hilarious-pictures.com/files/picture/40673402.jpg

Methais
10-28-2008, 01:46 AM
http://media.ebaumsworld.com/picture/armystrong75/StupidShit.png

http://www.aerthyr.net/images/facepalm2.jpg

CrystalTears
11-14-2008, 11:48 AM
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v412/Jemah/funnies/bearsign.jpg

nub
11-14-2008, 12:00 PM
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v412/Jemah/funnies/bearsign.jpg

LOL! - that got me in trouble at the office =/

diethx
11-14-2008, 03:33 PM
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v412/Jemah/funnies/bearsign.jpg

lol, that's not stupid, that's funny.

Xeromist
11-15-2008, 08:02 PM
LOL! - that got me in trouble at the office =/

WHY?

Did that offend a co-worker who compulsively eats pepper-spray and bells or something??

nub
11-15-2008, 11:30 PM
WHY?

Did that offend a co-worker who compulsively eats pepper-spray and bells or something??

Because I laughed too loud that is

Moist Happenings
11-17-2008, 07:38 PM
This was either posted here already by someone years ago, maybe even me, or it somehow slipped through the cracks. Either way, it's worth a look.

http://www.engmath.dal.ca/courses/engm2032/images/elephant.jpg

Skeeter
11-17-2008, 08:06 PM
That pic is currently being used as an Avatar

Celephais
11-18-2008, 09:39 AM
http://i169.photobucket.com/albums/u222/GuinnessKMF/pukehump.gif

BigWorm
11-18-2008, 12:42 PM
http://i169.photobucket.com/albums/u222/GuinnessKMF/pukehump.gif

Looks like my Saturday night!

Some Rogue
11-18-2008, 12:43 PM
Did he get any on you?

:D

AnticorRifling
11-18-2008, 12:49 PM
Did he get any on you?

:D

PWNT!

Methais
11-18-2008, 04:48 PM
PWNT!

x2
http://www.supermegacomics.com/fanart/fanart_mkbart_pwnt.gif

Solkern
11-19-2008, 12:39 PM
http://i15.photobucket.com/albums/a377/Silleck/kfc.jpg

Methais
11-19-2008, 02:41 PM
http://i11.photobucket.com/albums/a162/DoyleHargraves/080hammertime3tm.jpg

Moist Happenings
11-20-2008, 01:21 PM
Jennafire posted this on OOC a few minutes ago, so I figured I'd toss it up here because it's kinda funny.

http://www.austinthirdgen.org/upload/piechart.jpg

Drew
11-20-2008, 01:50 PM
http://i15.photobucket.com/albums/a377/Silleck/kfc.jpg


http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v24/backwardhatclub/ohlawd.jpg

Mighty Nikkisaurus
11-20-2008, 03:08 PM
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v72/PsiElement/nutella.jpg

Allereli
12-03-2008, 07:02 PM
http://cache.gawker.com/assets/images/gizmodo/2008/12/santa-claus-gmail-account.jpg

diethx
12-03-2008, 07:10 PM
That is hilarious.

Kuyuk
12-03-2008, 11:34 PM
I think a lot of effort went into that picture, w hether by photoshop or not... lol tho.

K.

BigWorm
12-05-2008, 07:11 PM
This shit gave me a headache.

http://www.freakingnews.com/Pictures/2/Double-Vision.jpg

Stanley Burrell
12-05-2008, 09:53 PM
https://dalsettergiftware.co.uk/Komondor%20246.JPG

diethx
12-05-2008, 10:06 PM
rofl, obsessed!

Kayse
12-05-2008, 11:55 PM
http://cache.gawker.com/assets/images/gizmodo/2008/12/santa-claus-gmail-account.jpg

LOL. Awesome

Skeeter
12-08-2008, 09:31 PM
http://media1.break.com/dnet/media/2008/11/98%20Very%20Realistic%20Paintjob.jpg

http://i382.photobucket.com/albums/oo266/altosax1000/n1348590044_34861_8197.jpg

http://www.forthewingaming.com/images/picture_corner_public/stupid%20terrorists%20-%20somebody%20take%20that%20rocket%20launcher%20aw ay%20from%20Jamal%20before%20he%20kills%20all%20of %20us.png

Skeeter
12-08-2008, 09:36 PM
http://i382.photobucket.com/albums/oo266/altosax1000/jail.jpg

Kuyuk
12-08-2008, 10:26 PM
lol

nub
12-09-2008, 12:37 AM
LMAO nice!

Tisket
12-11-2008, 05:10 AM
http://i382.photobucket.com/albums/oo266/altosax1000/jail.jpg

It makes me sad that I will never know what awesome picture you posted.

This made me laugh:

http://i173.photobucket.com/albums/w66/Sassy_Photos_2007/eharmony.png

Ignot
12-11-2008, 10:53 AM
It makes me sad that I will never know what awesome picture you posted.

This made me laugh:

http://i173.photobucket.com/albums/w66/Sassy_Photos_2007/eharmony.png

:rofl:

Fallen
12-11-2008, 10:58 AM
http://media1.break.com/dnet/media/2008/11/98%20Very%20Realistic%20Paintjob.jpg

http://i382.photobucket.com/albums/oo266/altosax1000/n1348590044_34861_8197.jpg

http://www.forthewingaming.com/images/picture_corner_public/stupid%20terrorists%20-%20somebody%20take%20that%20rocket%20launcher%20aw ay%20from%20Jamal%20before%20he%20kills%20all%20of %20us.png

That last picture is awesome.

Methais
12-11-2008, 11:12 AM
It makes me sad that I will never know what awesome picture you posted.

This made me laugh:

http://i173.photobucket.com/albums/w66/Sassy_Photos_2007/eharmony.png

It was this:
http://i11.photobucket.com/albums/a162/DoyleHargraves/jail.jpg

Is it just me or has photobucket been getting gayer (like Tayre + Jamus + Necromancer rolling around naked in vegetables gay) lately with their filters?

Ignot
12-11-2008, 11:14 AM
Is it just me or has photobucket been getting gayer (like Tayre + Jamus + Necromancer rolling around naked in vegetables gay) lately with their filters?

I don't know but that sounds pretty gay. Mostly the rolling around in vegetables part.

Fallen
12-11-2008, 11:54 AM
Black Monopoly tops rocket launching terrorist.

Sean of the Thread
12-11-2008, 12:05 PM
Schiavo in response to inanimate objects with faces on them wins them all.

Skeeter
12-12-2008, 12:15 AM
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v472/joker305th/f22219aab1321630659473dc1c4cd16e.jpg

http://failblog.files.wordpress.com/2008/08/fail-owned-island-car-fail.jpg

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v472/joker305th/47a8b586055e2c392c9cb60444d7f8dd.jpg

Skeeter
12-12-2008, 12:16 AM
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v472/joker305th/f466dc5ff59aef47030cb6c8db8d1e32.jpg

Mighty Nikkisaurus
02-10-2009, 01:15 PM
http://i59.photobucket.com/albums/g315/chicckenman/ballfire.gif

Methais
02-10-2009, 02:21 PM
http://i59.photobucket.com/albums/g315/chicckenman/ballfire.gif

http://vanishdoomblog.files.wordpress.com/2008/12/facepalm2ly3.jpg

AnticorRifling
02-10-2009, 02:25 PM
http://www.jonco48.com/blog/Bodybuilding_20gone_20wrong.jpg Retards and synthol.

NocturnalRob
02-10-2009, 02:33 PM
http://www.jonco48.com/blog/Bodybuilding_20gone_20wrong.jpg Retards and synthol.
dude, you and i look so jacked in that photo. i really like your hat too.

Khariz
02-10-2009, 02:33 PM
http://www.jonco48.com/blog/Bodybuilding_20gone_20wrong.jpg Retards and synthol.

I just...don't get it.

AnticorRifling
02-10-2009, 02:58 PM
I just...don't get it.
Me either. I'm going to say it's one of those mental things that they just can't seem to be ok with the size of their arms. So they turn to synthol when lifting doesn't get them big enough (and really since it's mental nothing will their arms will always look to small in their eyes).

AnticorRifling
02-10-2009, 02:59 PM
dude, you and i look so jacked in that photo. i really like your hat too.

Fuck the hat check out my totally bitchin fanny pack!

CrystalTears
02-10-2009, 03:00 PM
Me either. I'm going to say it's one of those mental things that they just can't seem to be ok with the size of their arms. So they turn to synthol when lifting doesn't get them big enough (and really since it's mental nothing will their arms will always look to small in their eyes).
There was a show on TLC with those guys who can't seem to stop working out, no matter how much they're told that they're fucking up their bodies. To them, bigger means better.

AnticorRifling
02-10-2009, 03:01 PM
There was a show on TLC with those guys who can't seem to stop working out, no matter how much they're told that they're fucking up their bodies. To them, bigger means better. Yeah but that's not working out, that's pumping oil into the muscle head. No strength gains, just size.

NocturnalRob
02-10-2009, 03:02 PM
To them, bigger means better.
don't they understand that it's more about the motion of the ocean?!?!?

CrystalTears
02-10-2009, 03:10 PM
Yeah but that's not working out, that's pumping oil into the muscle head. No strength gains, just size.
http://www.throng.co.nz/true-stories/the-man-whose-arms-exploded

AnticorRifling
02-10-2009, 03:17 PM
Yeah that's Gregg Valentino probably the most famous example of synthol abuse. You can youtube him and see his pre explosion and post explosion arms. Both are sick. I want to be big but more than that I want to be strong. These guys are just dealing with some head issues in relation to size.

Cephalopod
02-25-2010, 01:19 PM
By request:
http://i46.tinypic.com/o5711d.jpg

Methais
03-03-2010, 05:34 PM
i like all the collection in this thread they were awesome...:bananahit: :bananahit:

You want to have sex with the collection of pictures in this thread?

Showal
03-03-2010, 05:34 PM
i like all the collection in this thread they were awesome...:bananahit: :bananahit:
SHUT UP

Croda
03-03-2010, 08:59 PM
http://i49.tinypic.com/2h7dqj9.jpg

4a6c1
03-03-2010, 09:09 PM
I finally have a place to put this.

http://superflux.in/blog/wp-content/uploads/2009/12/impossiblecat1.png

Skeeter
04-19-2010, 12:53 AM
http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_rtOXMZlMTkg/S2CJrHAAiFI/AAAAAAAACkM/sZxpqVOkvHg/s640/Its_A_Trap.png

Cephalopod
04-28-2010, 02:55 PM
http://i.imgur.com/X94nQ.jpg

Drew
06-04-2010, 03:46 AM
http://i162.photobucket.com/albums/t261/Docmar10s/enhanced-buzz-26091-1268078608-13.jpg

Cephalopod
07-29-2010, 11:14 AM
http://i.imgur.com/Q0j1I.jpg

Deathravin
08-08-2010, 11:07 AM
http://www.fohguild.org/forums/attachments/screenshots/147481d1281095825-funny-strange-random-pics-starwars-landolakes-b3ta-600x338.jpg

Deathravin
08-08-2010, 08:47 PM
http://www.fohguild.org/forums/attachments/screenshots/139220d1273183358-funny-strange-random-pics-magiceye.jpg

nub
08-08-2010, 08:55 PM
http://www.fohguild.org/forums/attachments/screenshots/139220d1273183358-funny-strange-random-pics-magiceye.jpg

lmao f u! I hadn't tried looking at one of those in a while and thought "fuck it"

Cephalopod
08-08-2010, 10:02 PM
http://i.imgur.com/X94nQ.jpg

This still makes me chortle.

Delias
08-08-2010, 10:06 PM
http://i59.photobucket.com/albums/g315/chicckenman/ballfire.gif

I almost died watching this.

Mighty Nikkisaurus
08-08-2010, 10:22 PM
Still cracks me up almost every time.

Cephalopod
08-08-2010, 10:24 PM
http://4gifs.com/gallery/d/165673-1/Washing_machine_brick_face.gif

sst
08-08-2010, 11:01 PM
http://4gifs.com/gallery/d/165673-1/Washing_machine_brick_face.gif

reddit huh.

Methais
08-08-2010, 11:32 PM
http://4gifs.com/gallery/d/165673-1/Washing_machine_brick_face.gif

Pretty sure the original is my new favorite video on Youtube.

It's art at its finest.

Deathravin
08-12-2010, 11:27 PM
http://i3.photobucket.com/albums/y97/imarotte/Random/howtonotfailatlifepn3he9.png

Atlanteax
08-13-2010, 12:51 PM
Amusing how much of that is "so true"

Deathravin
08-13-2010, 01:14 PM
Ya, it's just chock full of win. Sort of like that generic commencement speech a few months ago.

Describes several people on these forums (including myself - I've slowly become more and more of an asshole as I've gotten older so I'm firmly in step 7) I know several people that have mastered that 'not being a douche nozzle' step, and they're very awesome people. I gotta figure that out.

Celephais
08-13-2010, 01:42 PM
I stopped when his dating advice was to buy expensive gifts. Fail.

Deathravin
08-13-2010, 01:47 PM
I stopped when his dating advice was to buy expensive gifts. Fail.

Keep in mind he's speaking to quasi retarded 4chan fanboys who live in their mother's basements with little personality and can hardly stop talking about Greedo(sp?) shooting first.

For them buying expensive gifts is probably the only way.

Mighty Nikkisaurus
08-13-2010, 01:53 PM
I would be really freaked out if I mentioned to a guy that I collect Domokun stuff and out of the blue $200-$400 worth of Domokun shit showed up, you know, just because. I wouldn't believe for a second that he didn't want to fuck me/it was NO STRINGS ATTACHED, and if he tried to say so I'd be offended that he thought I was retarded enough to believe him.

Raining gifts/expensive crap down on girls before you're even dating reeks of desperation.

eta: just asked a female friend her take and she said she'd also consider a restraining order.

Deathravin
08-13-2010, 02:00 PM
I would be really freaked out if I mentioned to a guy that I collect Domokun stuff and out of the blue $200-$400 worth of Domokun shit showed up, you know, just because. I wouldn't believe for a second that he didn't want to fuck me/it was NO STRINGS ATTACHED, and if he tried to say so I'd be offended that he thought I was retarded enough to believe him.

Raining gifts/expensive crap down on girls before you're even dating reeks of desperation.

Well... say you're casually seeing (not dating) some guy, in some conversation you were having you mentioned Domokun. And he bought you just like a domokun phone cozy with a small domokun plushy in it and a little note that said, 'Yo dawg, I heard you liked domokun, so I put a domokun in your domokun so you can domokun while you domokun!'

Ryvicke
08-13-2010, 02:04 PM
Well... say you're casually seeing (not dating) some guy, in some conversation you were having you mentioned Domokun. And he bought you just like a domokun phone cozy with a small domokun plushy in it and a little note that said, 'Yo dawg, I heard you liked domokun, so I put a domokun in your domokun so you can domokun while you domokun!'

I think it depends if you're a charming person or a creepfuck.

Mighty Nikkisaurus
08-13-2010, 02:17 PM
Well... say you're casually seeing (not dating) some guy, in some conversation you were having you mentioned Domokun. And he bought you just like a domokun phone cozy with a small domokun plushy in it and a little note that said, 'Yo dawg, I heard you liked domokun, so I put a domokun in your domokun so you can domokun while you domokun!'

That would seem contrived to me and it'd still seem a little desperate. Just ONE of those things, personally handed to me and "Hey, I saw this and thought you'd like it" is enough and sincere, but really wouldn't sway me one way or another re: wanting to sleep with them or be their girlfriend.

Not that I'm saying it's bad to spend money on a girl, it's just that when you focus on the 'buy her gifts' aspect (as opposed to say, pay for you guys to have a shared experience... visit a museum, go to an amusement park, take her to dinner) you're zeroing in on girls who place a higher value on material things. Not a terrible thing if you yourself are materialistic, but don't be pissed when the girl who fell for you because you bombarded her with physical gifts in the beginning isn't happy with your birthday gift to her of a homemade card and building an epic fort in the living room to watch old sci-fi movies from.

AnticorRifling
08-13-2010, 02:20 PM
Nikki,

I don't look at avatars and signatures often but holy hell the comic you've got in your sig is awesome wrapped in win.

Mighty Nikkisaurus
08-13-2010, 02:24 PM
Nikki,

I don't look at avatars and signatures often but holy hell the comic you've got in your sig is awesome wrapped in win.

Thank you! It's inspired me to build my own. Originally I was just going to baby gate and fill my walk in closet but the plan now includes a kiddie corral, a lot of pillows, and 1000 crush-proof pit balls.. mostly because I want to have a PC gtg at my apartment for an Awesomely Bad Movie marathon and I can think of few better places to watch movies from.

TheEschaton
08-13-2010, 02:26 PM
I dunno, ball pits are notorious for having dirty needles in them....are there gonna be dirty needles in your ball pit? Are there?!?

Mighty Nikkisaurus
08-13-2010, 02:31 PM
I dunno, ball pits are notorious for having dirty needles in them....are there gonna be dirty needles in your ball pit? Are there?!?

My rules are going to be no food in the ball pit and no open drinks in the ball pit (feel free to put your beer in a water bottle though, I also have a selection of party foul sippy cups I'll offer [when I've thrown parties in the past, whenever someone spills/drops their drink all further drinks they have must be put into a sippy cup]). I may throw some dirty needles in there just because though.

AnticorRifling
08-13-2010, 02:31 PM
Notorious for having dirty needles in them? WTF?!

I've never heard of that. Maybe a kid peeing in the ball pit but dirty needles? Seriously....where the fuck is your chuck e cheese, right next to heroin dealer?

Atlanteax
08-13-2010, 02:50 PM
Notorious for having dirty needles in them? WTF?!

I've never heard of that. Maybe a kid peeing in the ball pit but dirty needles? Seriously....where the fuck is your chuck e cheese, right next to heroin dealer?

He's brown, and those people are some of his best clientele.

TheEschaton
08-13-2010, 03:07 PM
You've never heard of dirty needles in a ball pit? A ball pit is a damn good place to trash your kit.

Back
08-13-2010, 03:22 PM
You've never heard of dirty needles in a ball pit? A ball pit is a damn good place to trash your kit.

Yep. And I always dispose of my rusty razor blades in apples.

IorakeWarhammer
08-13-2010, 04:25 PM
Nikki,

I don't look at avatars and signatures often but holy hell the comic you've got in your sig is awesome wrapped in win.

yeah i love it a lot i may steal it and put it on my facebook

i will credit the terrible nikkisaurus

Deathravin
09-05-2010, 10:45 AM
http://4gifs.com/gallery/d/167672-1/Corgi_flopdive.gif

http://4gifs.com/gallery/d/125287-3/Whack_a_kitty.gif

(oldies but a goodies)
http://4gifs.com/gallery/d/128224-5/Cat_wakes_up.gifhttp://4gifs.com/gallery/d/155073-2/Kitten_stretching.gif

Cephalopod
10-09-2010, 10:07 PM
http://i.imgur.com/9CYun.png

And for Monday...
http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_piXE8lFEABo/TLCsD8-v8MI/AAAAAAAAAYA/4wxUCsI8lfo/s1600/LetsCelebrate.jpg

Cephalopod
11-12-2010, 11:19 AM
http://i.imgur.com/4VkI5.png

Cephalopod
11-12-2010, 05:40 PM
http://4gifs.com/gallery/d/172668-1/AVP_shower.gif

diethx
11-12-2010, 05:46 PM
ROFL

Latrinsorm
11-12-2010, 06:02 PM
http://4gifs.com/gallery/d/172668-1/AVP_shower.gifQuite amusing.

Cephalopod
11-15-2010, 12:30 PM
http://i.imgur.com/1VKKA.jpg

NocturnalRob
11-15-2010, 01:06 PM
Okay, I'll admit that I laughed at "Tickle His Prostate With an Egg-Beater" and "The sexiest sex to sex after sex."

diethx
11-15-2010, 01:20 PM
I laughed at the whole thing pretty much. Although i'm pretty sure my husband masturbates to Miranda Kerr.

Paradii
11-15-2010, 01:22 PM
There were words on that picture? I can only see cleavage.

NocturnalRob
11-15-2010, 01:28 PM
No one masturbates to Christina Hendricks. This has been established.

It's science!

Cephalopod
11-18-2010, 01:34 PM
http://i.imgur.com/LdE4S.png

NocturnalRob
11-18-2010, 01:41 PM
Wow. That's equally hilarious and sad.

AnticorRifling
11-18-2010, 04:23 PM
I refuse to argue with my unborn child via FB, I'm contacting child services. That shit needs to be on a greeting card.

Methais
08-12-2012, 07:02 PM
https://sphotos-b.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash3/625550_470341096324448_1461829260_n.jpg


EDIT:
Rep(red) It's appropriate that you, being stupid, posted in this thread with stupid in the title. Well done.

The contents of the above picture are dedicated to, and a summary of, your existence.

Kuyuk
08-12-2012, 08:09 PM
Terrible.
http://i.imgur.com/Mzfyg.png

Methais
11-18-2016, 10:02 AM
https://scontent-atl3-1.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-0/s480x480/15094868_10154371174462535_8719383384095751737_n.j pg?oh=c6da17dc9da16614f122954cd0ce90a0&oe=58CFFEE1

Taernath
11-18-2016, 10:32 AM
https://scontent-atl3-1.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-0/s480x480/15094868_10154371174462535_8719383384095751737_n.j pg?oh=c6da17dc9da16614f122954cd0ce90a0&oe=58CFFEE1

What is this, a thread for ants?

Tisket
11-18-2016, 01:03 PM
This was a good thread to bump but yeah, I can't read that, Meth.

Jhynnifer
11-18-2016, 01:06 PM
This was a good thread to bump but yeah, I can't read that, Meth.

"When you're watching porn and see your mom in it."

Gelston
11-18-2016, 01:13 PM
Blind ass bitches up in here.

Taernath
11-18-2016, 01:25 PM
Blind ass bitches up in here.

I can read it, but it loses about 75% of its humor when I have to squint.

http://semiproper.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/06/too-small.gif

Gelston
11-18-2016, 01:28 PM
I can read it, but it loses about 75% of its humor when I have to squint.

http://semiproper.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/06/too-small.gif

racist

Gelston
11-18-2016, 01:50 PM
https://scontent-dft4-2.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/15109354_1255769444498167_5870689406288926006_n.jp g?oh=194d4abefb244fd44c5d912ec869b47e&oe=58B71314

The morning after prohibition ended.

Tisket
11-18-2016, 02:01 PM
"When you're watching porn and see your mom in it."

hahaha

Tisket
11-18-2016, 02:02 PM
Blind ass bitches up in here.

I couldn't see it even with my reading glasses.

Yes, I have reading glasses. FUCK YOU!!

Methais
11-18-2016, 02:03 PM
I can read it, but it loses about 75% of its humor when I have to squint.

http://semiproper.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/06/too-small.gif

No it doesn't.


hahaha

See?

Taernath
11-18-2016, 02:36 PM
No it doesn't.



See?
Tisket always laughs at small things.

Gelston
11-18-2016, 02:38 PM
Tisket always laughs at small things.

This isn't a personal experiences thread.

Wrathbringer
11-18-2016, 02:43 PM
This isn't a personal experiences thread.

Lol

Tisket
11-18-2016, 03:02 PM
lolol