Girl has Cooties, Boys will not go near her

[Atlanteax]

http://espn.go.com/high-school/story/_/id/7918253/girl-baseball-player-15-cited-opponent-forfeit-phoenix


PHOENIX -- Instead of playing in a championship baseball game, Paige Sultzbach and her team won't even make it to the dugout.

A Phoenix school that was scheduled to play the 15-year-old Mesa girl and her male teammates forfeited the game rather than face a female player.

Our Lady of Sorrows bowed out of Thursday night's game against Mesa Preparatory Academy in the Arizona Charter Athletic Association championship. The game had been scheduled at Phoenix College.


"The very idea that such stereotypes are so strong, they'd actually forfeit a game simply because a girl was on the field. That's ridiculous," Maatz said. "Does she have cooties?"

Yes ... apparently she does.

[Tgo01]

That's funny. The secret to a losing team winning more is apparently to get a girl on the team.

[Gelston]

Sweet, all the other teams have to do is get 1 girl on all their sports teams and never have to play that school ever again.

[DCSL]

That shit is CRAZY stupid.

[Gizmo]

When I wrestled back when I was teen, I remember my one good friend who was like the best on our team had the luxury of wrestling a female at a tournament.

He lost, and proceeded to cry quite a bit after because of it....I wonder if he still wrestles to this day because of that or not..

[Latrinsorm]

Especially in baseball, how bizarre.

[Mighty Nikkisaurus]

When I wrestled back when I was teen, I remember my one good friend who was like the best on our team had the luxury of wrestling a female at a tournament.

He lost, and proceeded to cry quite a bit after because of it....I wonder if he still wrestles to this day because of that or not..

This is hilarious.

One of the best wrestlers at my high school was a girl. She was crazy good with her legs.

[Showal]

This is hilarious.

One of the best wrestlers at my high school was a girl. She was crazy good with her legs.

Ha! Same at my high school. Bitch be wrestling like crazy!

[RichardCranium]

Bitch be scissoring like crazy!

Yup.

[SHAFT]

Colin cowherd was talking about this this morning.

Reminds me of when I was playin jv football, we played a team that had a girl kicker. I was the kicker for our team and on one of the kickoffs I Layed her out. Blindsided her from the side. That was fun

[Tgo01]

Colin cowherd was talking about this this morning.

Reminds me of when I was playin jv football, we played a team that had a girl kicker. I was the kicker for our team and on one of the kickoffs I Layed her out. Blindsided he from the side. That was fun

Did your penis grow overnight afterward?

[Showal]

Did your penis grow overnight afterward?

No, but I'm sure hers did.

[SHAFT]

Did your penis grow overnight afterward?

I was like 15, so yes, my penis was in enlarging mode.