Guilty or Not Guilty (game)

[DeV]

I saw this on my friends message board and thought I'd bring it here.

For a change of pace and unlimited subject matter, its real simple ...answer a question & then leave a question.

I'll go first


Have you ever gotten so fubar'ed (Fucked up beyond all recognition) that you had no idea how you got to where ever you crashed?

Guilty :rolleyes:

Have you ever given a fake phone number to someone you met in a club/bar?

[Sean]

Not Guilty.

Have you ever let your roommate (or SO, or family member, or just anyone you know well) do something really stupid while they were already in an altered state of mind, like play beirut with jager, just for the pure comedic value of it?

[Edited on 6-30-2004 by Tijay]

[Nakiro]

Not Guilty.

Have you ever been caught looking at someone else's porn?

[Satira]

REALLY not guilty.

Have you ever flashed someone at a party? (drunk or not)

[Sean]

Not guilty.

Have you ever led someone on just out of curiousity, knowing full well that it would never go anywhere?

[DeV]

Guilty.

Ever give someone a bogus phone number only to run into them again?

[Satira]

Not guilty

Ever gotten drunk AT (not went to) a social event where it wasn't a place you should be drunk at?

[DeV]

Not guilty.

Ever had "relations" with a vegetable?

[DianaBanana]

Originally posted by DarkelfVold
Not guilty.

Ever had "relations" with a vegetable?

I totally wanna see if someone actually responds to this. :lol:

[DeV]

I know Diana.. I was cracking up when I thought of posting it. At work no less.

All they have to say is 'not guilty'. :lol:

[Marl]

if "relations" means taking choclate dipped strawberries and smearing the chocolate off of the strawberry onto your partners areas, or eating said strawberry out of......nevermind then guilty as charged! if not .....not guilty


Have you ever been caught in a public place masturbating? :jerkit:

edit-had to add the smilie!

[Edited on 6-30-2004 by Marluxian]

[Axhinde]

Not guilty.

Have you ever lowered your standards just to get laid?

[Nakiro]

Not guilty.

Have you ever had a device used for sexual stimulation discovered by an unintended person?

[Marl]

guilty- 3 year old and our toys.....


Have you ever commited breaking and entering?

[Edited on 6-30-2004 by Marluxian]

[DeV]

Not guilty.

Ever eat at someones house then go to the bathroom to spit out the food because it was so nasty?

[Axhinde]

Guilty.

Have you ever fantasized about someone else while having sex?

[Soulpieced]

Guilty.

Have you ever masturbated at someone's residence other than yours?

[Sean]

Guilty.

Have you ever started thinking of a question for this, and then deleted it because you didn't want people to assume you were guilty.

[DeV]

Guilty.

Have you ever taken credit for someone else's work to make yourself look good?

[Galleazzo]

Eh ... does exaggerating your own role count? If so, guilty, but I ain't never aced the other person out completely.

Have you ever slept with someone and not known the person's name, then or ever?

[Wezas]

Originally posted by Galleazzo
Eh ... does exaggerating your own role count? If so, guilty, but I ain't never aced the other person out completely.

Have you ever slept with someone and not known the person's name, then or ever?

Not guilty (unless not knowing last names count)

Have you ever gotten the tap on the car window for steaming it up?

[Galleazzo]

Guilty. And we even had our clothes on and weren't doing anything but cuddling! (hell, it was January and it was cold!)

Didja ever volunteer succesfully to show a gay person of the opposite sex the other side of the street? (Or, if you're gay, a straight person of the same sex?)

[Back]

Not guilty. But I do have a lesbian friend whose last male sexual relation was me. Ugh.

Have you ever de-virginized someone?

[Betheny]

Originally posted by Backlash
Not guilty. But I do have a lesbian friend whose last male sexual relation was me. Ugh.

Have you ever de-virginized someone?

Guilty.

Have you ever had sex with someone, only to realize at a later date that they only did it to get revenge on someone you care about?

[Satira]

Not guilty.

Have you ever participated in anal sex?

[Axhinde]

Not guilty.

Have you ever lied intentionally to someone only to get in their pants?

[Red Devil]

NOT GUILTY

HAVE YOU EVER PUT SHIT IN YOUR MOUTH AND THEN CHEWED IT UP AND SWALLOWED???

[jabst192]

that's the sickest fucking thing ever, not guilty.

have you ever had sex with 2 different people on the same night at different times?

[jabst192]

ps that was my first post ever...woo

[Satira]

Hell no, not guilty

Have you ever puked in a public place?

[DCSL]

Guilty. Yeah, right in the middle of the street at a stoplight. The only time I've ever been so drunk I puked, heh.

Have you ever borrowed something from a friend with the intention of never giving it back?

[Scott]

Originally posted by DCSL
Guilty. Yeah, right in the middle of the street at a stoplight. The only time I've ever been so drunk I puked, heh.

Have you ever borrowed something from a friend with the intention of never giving it back?

Not Guilty.

Have you ever stolen (money or otherwise) from a friend or family member?

[Kadumi]

guilty. my brother started it. what goes around comes around.

have you ever stripped/had someone strip for you to 'I touch myself' by the divinyls?

[Scott]

Originally posted by Kadumi
guilty. my brother started it. what goes around comes around.

have you ever stripped/had someone strip for you to 'I touch myself' by the divinyls?

Guilty...... Well sort of. I was at a party and the song came on and some girl I never met got in front of me and starting stripping.

Have you ever had sex with a prostitute?

[Kadumi]

um

not guilty

have you ever done or witnessed penis tricks for a crowd of 10 or more?

edited for females to participate


[Edited on 7-1-2004 by Kadumi]

[Chadj]

Not guilty.

Have you ever wondered why 95% of the posts in here has to do with something sexual?

[Kadumi]

not guilty

have you ever had the uncontrollable urge to destroy all of canada?

[Shalla]

Not guilty, hey I live in canada :rant:

Have you ever confessed to a secret crush about your.. well crush?

[Chadj]

Guilty. Did it yesterday. Rejection blows.

Have you ever been drunk and posted here?

[Mint]

Originally posted by Lady Shalla
Not guilty, hey I live in canada :rant:

Have you ever confessed to a secret crush about your.. well crush?

Not guilty

Have you ever taken an Oriental person and spun him/her around several times, to watch him/her become disoriented? (so I couldnt think of a legit question...so sue me)

[Kadumi]

guilty. good thing she was drunk and didn't remember because it was my sister. ok not really, I just thought it would be funny to say.

if someone took your computer away would you cry?


edit: this is a response to shalla. I'm gonna leave it cause its just that damn humourous at this hour.

[Edited on 7-1-2004 by Kadumi]

[Mint]

guilty

Have you ever sung into a hairbrush? Sort of the vocal equivalent of air guitar.

[Sean]

Not Guilty

Have you ever wondered why people tend to use 95% when they are pulling random numbers of their asses?

[Chadj]

Originally posted by Tijay
Not Guilty

Have you ever wondered why people tend to use 95% when they are pulling random numbers of their asses?

Not guilty.

Have you ever pulled an all nighter knowing need to be well rested for the next day?

[Galleazzo]

Fucking guilty as hell, lock me up and throw away the frigging key. Check the time I'm posting here.

Have you ever wished a relative of yours who was really hot wasn't so close a relative as all of that?

[Chadj]

... Guilty.

Have you considered totally blasting me for admitting to it?

[Shalla]

Not guilty. For anybody who does it out of hypocrisy.. or not understanding humanity is a fool.

Have you ever did it with someone famous?

[Galleazzo]

Does doing it with a gal who made it into a Playboy Bunny pictorial in 1979 count? (My ex-wife's a published author too.) If so, guilty.

Have you ever been caught by your parents making love?

[Chadj]

lmao, omg, guilty :(.

Have you ever caught your parents making love?

[Galleazzo]

Yep, guilty. Had to get up in the middle of the night to visit the facilities. Parents' bedroom door was cracked open. Man was I embarassed.

Ever ran away (drove away, whatever) from a cop telling you to stop?

[Shalla]

Not guilty. I had a dream doing it though. In real life, I almost run over a porta-potty though.

Are you a bad driver?


p.s And the catching parents have sex thing. Yuck.. they should be the one embarrased. My ex found and played a video of his parents doing it.. to his horror. :lol:

[Edited on 7-1-2004 by Lady Shalla]

[Galleazzo]

Not guilty. I'm a trucker. If I'm a bad driver, I'm out of business and I lose everything.

Have you ever let yourself be tied up in bed?

[Chadj]

Not guilty lmfao. Missed something

Ever get caught while trying to run from a cop?

[Edited on 7-1-2004 by Chadj]

[Shalla]

Not guilty. And for some reason I'm not liking chadj answering all these sexual questions.

Do you play gemstone because you're socially challenged?

Edit: Also, by all means.. don't let me get in the way of answering questions.. Don't let whatever trivial things that bother me, bother you. :yes:

[Edited on 7-1-2004 by Lady Shalla]

[Galleazzo]

Nope. Got lots of friends, always have. I play 'cause I like RP and I like the challenges and I can do it at 4 AM.

Ever hook up in GS and find out the other person was "related" to you?

[Chadj]

Not Guilty.

Have you ever been committed to a mental institution of some sort?

[SpunGirl]

Not guilty.

Have you ever had sex in the same room as a non-participating third party?

-K

[Sean]

Not guilty.

Have you ever been sitting at work at 630 in the morning on your day off because your illegally trying to plot your final project for a summer session class, but its group work and the file that you were supposed to have in your hand at 5 still isn't in your possession at 630? ... or something similar involving shitty group work.

[Edited on 7-1-2004 by Tijay]

[HarmNone]

Not guilty.

Have you ever told someone who asked you how they looked that they looked fine, only to feel guilty about lying because they look like crap, so turned around and told them you lied and they really look like crap?

[Sean]

Not guilty.

Have you ever found yourself attracted to someone your peers would generally deem unattractive and never acted on it because you didn't want to deal with the awkwardness around your friends?

[HarmNone]

Not guilty.

Have you ever been attrated to someone but been afraid to approach them because you felt they were too attractive, and might reject you?

[Chadj]

Gonna have to admit to guilty on that one.

Have you ever been pushed by peers and friends to attempt to 'hook up' with someone you don't find attractive?

[Edited on 7-1-2004 by Chadj]

[SpunGirl]

Guilty, like, in Junior High.

Have you ever barfed on anyone?

[Sean]

Guilty, well in theory. Theres still some holes in that ngiht.

Have you ever wanted to punch a girl really hard in the face, and really didn't ONLY BECAUSE SHES A GIRL AND BOO HOO THAT WOULD BE WRONG?!

[Galleazzo]

Guilty, man. Damn. Never HAVE hit a lady in the face, never will.

Have you ever kicked a guy in the nuts?

[Shalla]

Guilty. By accident.

Are you one of those people hate?

[HarmNone]

Not guilty. Nobody has ever made me quite that angry. ;)

Have you ever introduced two people to one another with the hope that the one who is driving you batty will be attracted to the one you're introducing him/her to?

[Betheny]

Originally posted by Galleazzo
Guilty, man. Damn. Never HAVE hit a lady in the face, never will.

Have you ever kicked a guy in the nuts?

Oh so guilty.

Ever called in sick to work just because you really didn't feel like going? If so -- how good are you at sob stories when you do?

[Galleazzo]

Originally posted by HarmNone
Have you ever introduced two people to one another with the hope that the one who is driving you batty will be attracted to the one you're introducing him/her to? Hell yeah, guilty.

Ever say you were involved already (when you weren't) to discourage someone who was hot for you but you wanted no part of?

[Betheny]

I'm so guilty... execute me...

Ever faked liking/being hot for someone to gain something involving Gemstone?

[HarmNone]

Guilty as charged.

Have you ever wanted to tell someone exactly how you felt about them but did not because you were afraid you wouldn't like their response, or lack of same?

Gah! My response was to Galleazzo. I could care less about getting GemStone stuff! :D

[Edited on 7-1-2004 by HarmNone]

[Betheny]

Ooh, guilty guilty guilty.

I can't t hink of any questions. I don't wanna go to work :(

[Shalla]

Ahahahahaha! That was funny stuff.. Harmnone. Even though it was by accident and you weren't replying to maimara.. :lol:

[Galleazzo]

It's okay, I'll grab your question that was posted over.


Originally posted by Maimara
Ever faked liking/being hot for someone to gain something involving Gemstone?

Not guilty. I don't got to fake a thing!

Ever been in bed with someone new and non-virgin and realize, damn, your partner doesn't know the first thing about sex, and this is really frigging boring?

[HarmNone]

Heh. Guilty. Wait a minute....he was guilty of stupidity!

Have you ever told someone they were wonderful in bed when sleeping with them was rather like curling up with a warm, damp dishrag?

[Galleazzo]

Yeah, guilty. What else can you do? Say "Damn, I'd rather stick it in a cantaloupe than do you, ever again?" Although a lady I knew once wailed on my shoulder because her boyfriend told her to his face after their first time that she was a lousy screw and whoever taught her how must have been gay.

Oh, next question? Have you ever slept with someone you knew was bisexual?

[HarmNone]

Nevah! Not guilty!

Have you ever told someone that another someone, in whom the first someone is interested, is interested in them just to see what will happen?

[Axhinde]

Guilty.

Have you ever hooked your friend(s) up with someone you know beyond a reasonable doubt to be terrible for them, just to fuck with them?

Edit: I mean "fuck with them" as in a prank on your friend.

[Edited on 7-1-2004 by Axhinde]

[Kadumi]

LMFAO

guilty. she was a smart, brainy person. he was a boxer. not compatible AT ALL.

have you ever actually done one of those crazy sex moves? ex: donkey punch, the pirate, dirty sanchez, etc

[Axhinde]

Guilty!!! (20 points Brian if you can guess which one.)

Have you ever had sex with someone, only to talk shit about them a week later?

[DianaBanana]

Originally posted by Axhinde
Guilty!!! (20 points Brian if you can guess which one.)

Have you ever had sex with someone, only to talk shit about them a week later?

Guilty. I went to the bar that night that my buddy was working at and totally ripped the poor guy apart.

[Suppa Hobbit Mage]

OMG My image of Diana is ruined.

[DianaBanana]

Originally posted by Suppa Hobbit Mage
OMG My image of Diana is ruined.

It was the one and only time that happened. I'm actually a good girl. And besides...that was like 3 years ago man! So hush!

Oh I suppose I'm supposed to ask a question now but my mind is a blank at the moment so someone else go ahead. ;)

[Edited on 7-1-2004 by DianaBanana]

[Kadumi]

Ax, you seem like a donkey punching kinda guy to me.

Diana, your turn :grin:

[DeV]

edited cause Diana didn't post her question :(

[Edited on 7-1-2004 by DarkelfVold]

[DianaBanana]

No no I edited my post. I cant currently think of a question so someone else go ahead. I gotta go shower. I'll return soon and continue laughing at this stuff.

[Axhinde]

Originally posted by Kadumi
Ax, you seem like a donkey punching kinda guy to me.

Diana, your turn :grin:


Nah, never used the donkeypunch. You suck.

[DeV]

Originally posted by DianaBanana

Originally posted by Suppa Hobbit Mage
OMG My image of Diana is ruined.

It was the one and only time that happened. I'm actually a good girl. And besides...that was like 3 years ago man! So hush!

Oh I suppose I'm supposed to ask a question now but my mind is a blank at the moment so someone else go ahead. ;)

[Edited on 7-1-2004 by DianaBanana]

Have you ever gotten in an arguement with the phone company and told the person off only to call back all nice and BAM, get the same asshole? :?:

[Wezas]

No, I usually get someone friendly the second time.

Ever have someone in bed who is horrible at giving oral but you don't say anything... well... because they're giving you oral? (ow the teeth!)

[DeV]

Guilty.

have you ever forgotten the name of someone you've been with?

[Axhinde]

Guilty as charged!!

Ever have someone in bed who is horrible at giving oral, but you did say something...well....because they're giving you oral?

[DeV]

Guilty... being they were a virgin it wasn't that big a deal. Just have to train em'.

Ever watched midget porn?

[Wezas]

Guilty (it was Beetlejuice from the Howard Stern show, and it was hilarious)

Ever see someone you know on the Hot or Not site without knowing they were on there (Kadumi does not count)?

[Skirmisher]

Guilty, but i can't remember who it was at the moment darnit.

Have you ever dated an immediate supervisor in your place of business?

[DianaBanana]

Originally posted by Skirmisher
Guilty, but i can't remember who it was at the moment darnit.

Have you ever dated an immediate supervisor in your place of business?

Not guilty. They've all been old ladies or that one gay guy.

Have you ever dated your friends sloppy seconds?

[Wezas]

Many times. High School was like Melrose Place. But luckily most of the time I was first.

Ever been caught checking someone out by your partner?

[DianaBanana]

Originally posted by Wezas
Many times. High School was like Melrose Place. But luckily most of the time I was first.

Ever been caught checking someone out by your partner?

Guilty.

Ever dump someone without a second thought cause you met someone else who was better looking?

[Parkbandit]

Guilty... but she was smoking.

Have you ever had sex on the roof of a Holiday Inn (Behind a very large HVAC Air handler) because there was no other place and because your roommate was being a dick (and jealous because he didn't hook up at the wedding)

[Parkbandit]

Heh.. man.. you can get into some explaining time if you don't hurry up with your guilty answers and someone posts inbetween...

but mine works for both.. I WAS guilty.. and she WAS smoking.

[DianaBanana]

Originally posted by Parkbandit
Guilty... but she was smoking.

Have you ever had sex on the roof of a Holiday Inn (Behind a very large HVAC Air handler) because there was no other place and because your roommate was being a dick (and jealous because he didn't hook up at the wedding)

Freak.

I mean, go you.
:up:

[Edaarin]

Not Guilty. Holidae Inn is going to be stuck in my head all day now, asswipe.

Have you ever lied when describing how a girl you're trying to set up looks to a buddy?

[Demonea]

Guilty.

Have you ever messed around with a friend's significant other?

[DeV]

Not guilty.

Ever returned clothes after only wearing them once?

[DianaBanana]

christ I made too many edits. Ignore this. LOL

[Edited on 7-1-2004 by DianaBanana]

[Kadumi]

not guilty. I buy my own clothes.

have you consumed a 12 pack of beer or more in the last week?

[Parkbandit]

Originally posted by Kadumi
not guilty. I buy my own clothes.

have you consumed a 12 pack of beer or more in the last week?


Not guilty... it was only 10 on Saturday.

Have you ever had sex in an elevator?

[Wezas]

Not Guilty (Though I'm always willing to try new things)

Ever miss your turn/exit on the highway/street because you're trying to catch up to see what someone looked like?

[Edaarin]

Guilty. I always do that when someone cuts me off.

Have you ever intentionally cockblocked?

EDITED to respond to Wezas instead of Kadumi's.

[Edited on 7-1-2004 by Edaarin]

[Kadumi]

guilty. sometimes its for their own good.

have you downloaded porn in the last 24 hours?

[Skirmisher]

Hrm....whats porn?

[Parkbandit]

Originally posted by Kadumi
guilty. sometimes its for their own good.

have you downloaded porn in the last 24 hours?

Not guilty. :saint:

Have you ever had sex at work?

[DianaBanana]

Originally posted by Kadumi
guilty. sometimes its for their own good.

have you downloaded porn in the last 24 hours?

Not guilty.

Ever go to a video peep show?

[DeV]

Not guilty.


Ever see your nieghbor, family member or church members ..etc..at the same adult book store you're in?

[DianaBanana]

Originally posted by DarkelfVold
Not guilty.


Ever see your nieghbor, family member or church members ..etc..at the same adult book store you're in?

Thank god no.

Ever find a family members porn collection? And then take some of it?

BTW, this game is ridiculous but quite entertaining. :up:

[Edited on 7-1-2004 by DianaBanana]

[Wezas]

Guilty (Thanks for the vids, Uncle Joe)

Ever been caught looking at porn by your partner?

::edited to clarify, not necessarily porn that your partner made (ROFL), but being caught while looking at porn::

[Edited on 7-1-2004 by Wezas]

[DeV]

Guilty.

Ever been caught by a friend or family member while pleasuring yourself?

[Demonea]

Guilty.

Ever have sex while watching porn?

[Kadumi]

guilty

ever had sex in your parent's bed?

[Axhinde]

Edit: fuck it
[Edited on 7-1-2004 by Axhinde]

[Edited on 7-1-2004 by Axhinde]

[Parkbandit]

Originally posted by Kadumi
guilty

ever had sex in your parent's bed?

Not guilty

Ever walk in on someone having sex?

[Drew2]

I give up. Axhinde you can change your answer back.

[Edited on 7-1-2004 by Tayre]

[Skirmisher]

Definitely not guilty.

Have you ever realized someone believed something about you that was not true and let them believe that so as to not blow an opportunity to hook up?

[Axhinde]

Guilty. Edit: to both


Ever used a sexual position you saw from a porn?

[Edited on 7-1-2004 by Axhinde]

[Wezas]

This is becoming a clusterfuck. What do people think about only responding (and suggesting a new question) if you're guilty?

[Axhinde]

That sounds better.

[Drew2]

Yes. Only answer if you're guilty. I like that rule.


LOL He said clusterfuck.

[Edited on 7-1-2004 by Tayre]

[Wezas]

Guilty (reverse cowboy)

Ever leave evidence that your parents found to lead them to believe you had sex in their bed?

::edited to add, with the new rule, if there's no response within a few minutes (I.E. the question is so sick that noone would admit to being guilty) then feel free to answer.

[Edited on 7-1-2004 by Wezas]

[Suppa Hobbit Mage]

Not Guilty

Ever posted to a message board about the sexual relations of someone else?

[Drew2]

way to ignore rules.

[Wezas]

::we're having a problem of posts within 5-10 seconds of each other, maybe some people should liven up the SR. Last post at 10:27 AM::

[Axhinde]

Originally posted by Wezas
::we're having a problem of posts within 5-10 seconds of each other, maybe some people should liven up the SR. Last post at 10:27 AM::

No.

[DeV]

quote:
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Originally posted by Suppa Hobbit Mage
Not Guilty

Ever posted to a message board about the sexual relations of someone else?
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Not guilty, only my own.
Have you ever taken the batteries out of your remote for your own toys?

[Wezas]

Now's your chance Tayre, something you can answer Guilty to!

[Skirmisher]

Always have extra batteries.

[Drew2]

Guilty!!!! Gameboys used to eat up batteries. :(

Have you ever purposefully touched (WITH YOUR HANDS) the covered or uncovered genitals of a person of the same sex for whatever reason?

If you're gay/bi you don't count.

[Edited on 7-1-2004 by Tayre]

[Edited on 7-1-2004 by Tayre]

[DeV]

I'll take that as an admission of guilt. I guess you learned the hard way. :lol:
j/k

[longshot]

Originally posted by Tayre


Have you ever purposefully touched the covered or uncovered genitals of a person of the same sex for whatever reason?

Does a kick to the nuts count as a touch?

[DeV]

Originally posted by Tayre
Guilty!!!! Gameboys used to eat up batteries. :(

Have you ever purposefully touched the covered or uncovered genitals of a person of the same sex for whatever reason?
Guilty. And it felt good.

Anyone ever call out the wrong name during sex?

[Drew2]

You lose try again. I changed it.

[DeV]

Damn you Tayre. Fine, I omit my reply.

[Wezas]

Not Guilty (Tayre's question = 12:16pm, current 12:31pm)

Ever talked dirty to someone in bed and said something that made them want to stop?

[DeV]

Guilty. Though they wanted to get right back to it soon after. :blush:

Ever wanted to pick up a random stranger and make them a third with you and your partner, then never see them again?

[longshot]

Not guilty.

Ever thought of asking a question that a heterosexual male might have a chance to answer?

[Parkbandit]

Originally posted by longshot
Not guilty.

Ever thought of asking a question that a heterosexual male might have a chance to answer?

Guilty. :P

Have you ever been SOOOOO close to a threesome, only to have one of the girls back out at the very last second?

[The Cat In The Hat]

quote:
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Originally posted by longshot
Not guilty.

Ever thought of asking a question that a heterosexual male might have a chance to answer?
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Guilty

Have you ever thought about having gay sex?

:whistle:

[Edited on 7-1-2004 by The Cat In The Hat]

[Parkbandit]

Originally posted by The Cat In The Hat

Guilty

Have you ever thought about having gay sex?

:whistle:



Does doing it with two lesbians count? If not then NO.

Have you ever performed or received oral while in a moving vehicle?

[DCSL]

Not guilty.

Have you ever secretly thought that when people complain that you think you know everything, that you really DO?

[DeV]

Guilty, i think.

Have you ever called in sick or quit a job over the phone for a friend/relative(pretending to BE that person)?

[Czeska]

Not guilty.

Have you ever called yourself off work pretending to be someone else?

[Weedmage Princess]

>>Czecka's question<<

Not guilty.

Have you ever fed someone something really gross and passed if off as something else? (ie Hamburger Helper or some sort of casserole made with dog and/or cat food instead of meat?)

[Edited on 7-1-2004 by Weedmage Princess]

[Axhinde]

Edit: I give up. Fuck it.

[Edited on 7-1-2004 by Axhinde]

[Axhinde]

Originally posted by Wezas
No (and ewww)

Have you slept with somone who is more then 50% older then you?

Guilty. (I was 18, she was 36 and was a personal trainer at the YMCA, smoking!)

Have you ever done it when a friend's parent?

[theotherjohn]

Originally posted by Axhinde
[Have you ever done it when a friend's parent?

guilty

Have you ever came out of a bar and stab a homeless person?

[Wezas]

LOL Too much posting. I post, see that someone beat me to the question, then delete it, but not before someone else quotes me and answers my question.

Again, what a clusterfuck.

[DeV]

Not guily.

Have you ever talked shit about your boss only to have him/her comfront you on it later?

[Hulkein]

guilty, sort of.. I called him a fucking asshole to his face and I got fired at the end of my shift. Not by him though.

Worst job ever... waiting on old Jewish women at a retirement home.

Have you ever hit a parked car, done noticeable damage, and drove away?

[Edited on 7-1-2004 by Hulkein]

[Demonea]

Guilty.

Have you ever woke up in bed with someone that you don't know?

[Axhinde]

Ohhhh Guilty.

Have you ever done someone just because of something you've heard about them? (ie: is great is bed, yadda yadda)

[The Cat In The Hat]

eh... Not guilty


Have you ever been done just because someone heard something great about you?

[Axhinde]

Guilty.


Have you ever kicked someone out right after sex?

[Parkbandit]

Originally posted by Axhinde
Guilty.


Have you ever kicked someone out right after sex?

Guilty, but I paid her cab fare.

Have you ever talked to someone on the phone repeatedly and pictured them one way... go to meet them for a 'hook up' and then they are NOTHING like you thought.. but you do them anyway?

[The Cat In The Hat]

Not guilty

Are you into BDSM?

[DeV]

Not guilty :whipit:

Have you ever peed in the pool....as an adult?

[AnticorRifling]

Guilty!

Have you ever taken an aqua-dump as an adult?

Aqua-dump = Getting into a pool and dropping a turd. Best done when you jump the fence of someone's house, do an aqua-dump and take off. Just crapping into the pool doesn't count, you have to get in to at least waist deep and then pinch one off.

[Artha]

Not guilty.

Have you ever hurt/killed a neighbor's pet and then not told them?

[Hulkein]

I took an aqua dump in an ocean... that's not nearly as funny as an aqua dump in a pool though so I won't plead either way.

[DianaBanana]

Crapping in someone's pool unless you are a child (2 and under), is just fuckin rude and disgusting. I hope someone takes a dump on you. Cleveland steamer k? :scared:

This post only directed at those who may be guilty of such a deed. BTW did i mention how nasty that is? :yes:

[Edited on 7-1-2004 by DianaBanana]

[Latrinsorm]

Originally posted by Artha
Have you ever hurt/killed a neighbor's pet and then not told them? Guilty (only a little hurt, don't h8erize).

Have you ever been caught looking at porn by your parents?

[DianaBanana]

Originally posted by Latrinsorm

Originally posted by Artha
Have you ever hurt/killed a neighbor's pet and then not told them? Guilty (only a little hurt, don't h8erize).

Have you ever been caught looking at porn by your parents?

Does getting caught with your friend by their parents while looking at porn count?

[Suppa Hobbit Mage]

Were your hands visible?

[Edited on 7-1-2004 by Suppa Hobbit Mage]

[DianaBanana]

Originally posted by Suppa Hobbit Mage
Were your hands visible?

[Edited on 7-1-2004 by Suppa Hobbit Mage]

We were just watching porn on his computer and sitting there chatting. His mom walks in and can hear "Oooooooh OOooooh" comming from it. We closed it quickly and burst into laugher.

[Skirmisher]

Riiiight.;)

[Souzy]

Originally posted by Artha
Not guilty.

Have you ever hurt/killed a neighbor's pet and then not told them?

This is the last question I think that was posted??? Not guilty though.

Have you ever hurt a neightbor's/someone's kid and not tell them (lolz)?

[Latrinsorm]

Originally posted by Lalana
This is the last question I think that was posted???:cry:

Diana: pending a definition of "friend", yes.

[Artha]

Have you ever hurt a neightbor's/someone's kid and not tell them (lolz)?

Guilty. Then again, we were fighting, so I didn't really have to tell them.


Have you ever damaged someone's stuff (cigarette burns, spilled drinks, etc) and not told them about it?

[DianaBanana]

No really, just a friend. My buddy I've known since I was 12. There never was or is anything going on between him and I. Hence, this is why we can watch porn together and laugh.

[Latrinsorm]

Not guilty.

Have you ever desecrated someone's food and allowed them to eat it?

[The Cat In The Hat]

Definatley NOT guilty!

Have you ever been in jail? (Note... I have not!)

[Suppa Hobbit Mage]

Guilty

Have you ever been gagged?

[The Cat In The Hat]

Guilty

Have you ever been spanked? Not tapped, really SPANKED!

[HarmNone]

Not guilty.

Have you ever spanked someone else? :devil:

[Sanggios]

Guilty for the spanking, both forms heh.

Have you ever let elevator doors close right in someone's face only to have them manage to catch the doors and then deal with the tension?

[Edited on 7-2-2004 by Sanggios]

[Axhinde]

Edit: Damn you Fabio

[Edited on 7-2-2004 by Axhinde]

[Betheny]

Not guilty.

Do you lie to yourself on a regular basis?

[The Cat In The Hat]

Not guilty!

Have you ever had sex in a department store?

[Back]

Not guilty. But if I were to, it would have to be in the women's or men's dressing rooms.

Have you ever tied anyone up?

[Galleazzo]

Originally posted by Backlash
Not guilty. But if I were to, it would have to be in the women's or men's dressing rooms.

Have you ever tied anyone up? Oh sure, guilty. Lots of times. I had a lover once who couldn't get off unless she was tied up or made my slave girl or such. Lots of RP there.

Alright, how about this one? Have you ever had anyone perform oral sex on you while you were playing Gemstone?

[HarmNone]

Not guilty. I like my lovers with moving appendages.

Have you ever wished you had told a stranger (like in an airport, or whatever) that they were damned attractive, but you didn't have time for sport? :D

[Betheny]

Not guilty.

Ever stalked someone before?

I'm totally stalking someone right now.

[Hulkein]

Originally posted by HarmNone
Not guilty. I like my lovers with moving appendages.


I think he meant have you received oral from a real life partner while you were playing gemstone.. ie they're under the desk.

[HarmNone]

Originally posted by Hulkein

Originally posted by HarmNone
Not guilty. I like my lovers with moving appendages.


I think he meant have you received oral from a real life partner while you were playing gemstone.. ie they're under the desk.

I was answering the question about tying someone up, Hulkein. We were running over each other with our posts. :D

HarmNone, just a step behind

[DCSL]

Originally posted by Maimara
Not guilty.

Ever stalked someone before?

I'm totally stalking someone right now.

Not guilty.

Have you ever purposefully tried to break two people up?

[Hulkein]

Oh, hahaha. Different appendages.

[Ravenstorm]

Guilty.

Have you ever been successful in breaking two people up?

Raven

[Wezas]

Originally posted by Maimara
Not guilty.

Ever stalked someone before?

I'm totally stalking someone right now.

No? (hahahaha)

Have you ever received oral while watching TV or given oral while the recipient was watching TV.

[Galleazzo]

Originally posted by Hulkein

Originally posted by HarmNone
Not guilty. I like my lovers with moving appendages.

I think he meant have you received oral from a real life partner while you were playing gemstone.. ie they're under the desk.Or in my case beside the desk chair. Wasn't all that much fun except when a gal made a private IC thought to me asking what I was doing.


Have you ever received oral while watching TV or given oral while the recipient was watching TV.Guilty on a technicality. You want to know, ask me real nice.

Have you ever tried to get out of a traffic ticket by bribery, flirting, schmoozing or anything stronger?

[Betheny]

Originally posted by Wezas
Have you ever received oral while watching TV or given oral while the recipient was watching TV.

Guilty.

Have you ever not showered just to see if anyone notices?

Not that I have, but I've thought about it.

[SpunGirl]

Not guilty!

Have you ever keyed someone's car out of anger because they parked too fucking close to you?

-K

[Suppa Hobbit Mage]

Not guilty.

Have you ever stolen more than say, $100 dollars worth of stuff (at once) from your work?

Edit: I have not, but it would be SO easy.

[Edited on 7-2-2004 by Suppa Hobbit Mage]

[Weedmage Princess]

Not guilty.

Have you ever intentionally given someone bad advice out of spite and/or revenge, then laugh when it hits the fan and they're screwed over?

[Nieninque]

Not guilty

Did you ever almost walk off without paying for something and realise just before you walk out of the shop (or whatever) what you were about to do, and then just do it anyways?

[Edited on 2-7-04 by Nieninque]

[Czeska]

Guilty. College. 1 pack of Kool-Aid. So lame.

Have you ever sent someone a fake picture of "yourself" ?

[Suppa Hobbit Mage]

Not guilty.

Ever sent someone a naked picture of yourself?

[Weedmage Princess]

Not guilty.

Ever get someone to send you nude pics of themselves? :devil:

[Wezas]

Guilty (But it was just to show me her nipple ring, ROFL)

Ever banged a co-worker?

[Weedmage Princess]

Not guilty.

Ever lead a co-worker (or anyone) on with no intentions or reason other than just to see how far you could string them along?

[Czeska]

not guilty.

Ever lied on a job app or resume?

[Weedmage Princess]

Guilty. As a matter of fact I'm working on a new resume--just started--that has a little white lie on it..muahahaha!

Ever go out on a date with someone then skip out on them? (ie: "Oh, I'm going to the ladies' room for a minute." or "I need to make a quick phone call, be right back." )

Edited to remove an unwanted smiley, damnit!

[Edited on 7-2-2004 by Weedmage Princess]

[DeV]

Not guilty, but boy did I want to. What a bore.

Ever think you were talking to yourself with noone around, only to discover that someone could hear you and was possibly listening?

[SnatchWrangler]

Originally posted by SpunGirl
Not guilty!

Have you ever keyed someone's car out of anger because they parked too fucking close to you?

-K

Some little ass fuck keyed my car as well as 3 or 4 others in my apartment complexes parking lot two nights ago. Looks like he used a butter knife on the BMW parked next to me. I don't suppose you live in Morristown NJ and are feeling guilty?

There's a pile of old hockey sticks by my front door...if I so much as see someone look at my car funny...well, I don't need to tell you where they'll be stuck. Fucking cowards.

Lance: Still got your Malibu?
Vincent Vega: Aw, man. You know what some fucker did the other day?
Lance: What?
Vincent Vega: Fucking keyed it.
Lance: Oh, man, that's fucked up.
Vincent Vega: Tell me about it. I had it in storage for three years, it was out for five days and some dickless piece of shit fucked with it.
Lance: They should be fucking killed. No trial, no jury, straight to execution.
Vincent Vega: Boy, I wish I could've caught him doing it. I'd have given anything to catch that asshole doing it. It'd been worth him doing it just so I could've caught him doing it.
Lance: What a fucker!
Vincent Vega: What's more chickenshit than fucking with a man's automobile? I mean, don't fuck with another man's vehicle.
Lance: You don't do it.
Vincent Vega: It's just against the rules.

[AnticorRifling]

Guilty all the time.

You ever walk around the house naked thinking your home alone only to have your wife w/ her friends come be in the house? (guilty)

[DianaBanana]

You're in Morristown? I'm like 15 minutes from you on the border of Morris Plains/Parsippany.

[Weedmage Princess]

Guilty. As a matter of fact everything was heard. Luckily the person I was talking about wasn't the one to hear me, it was my cousin.

Ever denied dating or being involved with someone? If so, ever deny it in front of them?

[SnatchWrangler]

Originally posted by DianaBanana
You're in Morristown? I'm like 15 minutes from you on the border of Morris Plains/Parsippany.

You've now implicated yourself as a suspect to the vandalism in my parking lot! :whistle:

But seriously, I'm probably even closer than that. I grew up in East Hanover, and lived in Parsippany for a couple years. I now live in one of the complexes behind the Hospital, and I'm only about 3 minutes from Mennan Arena and Morris Plains.

[Czeska]

Not Guilty.

Ever lived in NJ? (guilty)

[DianaBanana]

Which side of Parsippany did you live on? The good side (The Hills) or the evil side (The High)? :lol:

And I swear I didnt mess up your car....:fingers:

[DeV]

Originally posted by Weedmage Princess
Guilty. As a matter of fact everything was heard. Luckily the person I was talking about wasn't the one to hear me, it was my cousin.

Ever denied dating or being involved with someone? If so, ever deny it in front of them?
Guilty .... she started being a psycho stalker bitch anyway, it was time to end things.

Have you ever walked away from your food for a minute only to come back and find the cat/dog eating off your plate?

[Weedmage Princess]

Guilty.

Have you ever then passed off remnants of said food to someone else to eat?

[SnatchWrangler]

Originally posted by Weedmage Princess
Ever denied dating or being involved with someone? If so, ever deny it in front of them?

Guilty, and guilty. But it was both of our best interests. And I still ended up slugging her ex-boyfriend and having him removed from the bar after he threatened me again. I got stay and hang, since he was shit faced, and I knew most of the bouncers.

Have you ever done everything in your power to get a co-worker fired? If so, did you feel guilty afterwards?

[DeV]

Originally posted by Weedmage Princess
Guilty.

Have you ever then passed off remnants of said food to someone else to eat?
Not guilty.. and can I just say ewwww sick!

Have you gone through your SO's personal posessions only to find out something about them you never knew?

[Weedmage Princess]

Snatch Wrangler ( :lol: that name kills me) Sort of guilty but with an excuse!! I wound up picking up her slack while she would hang outside and smoke cigarettes...also I didn't do everything in my power, I just made a few subtle suggestions. ;)

DEV: Guilty. I'm nosy and I trust no one, what can I say? ;)

Flip to DEV's Q: Have you ever caught someone whom you were keeping secrets from rifling through your things?

[Drew2]

Guilty.

Have you ever fallen in love with someone and not had the feelings returned?

[Sean]

Guilty

Have you ever laughed at someone for making an assumption about you that was totally false only to find out that it bothered them to find out the truth?

[SnatchWrangler]

Originally posted by Weedmage Princess
Snatch Wrangler ( :lol: that name kills me) Sort of guilty but with an excuse!! I wound up picking up her slack while she would hang outside and smoke cigarettes...also I didn't do everything in my power, I just made a few subtle suggestions. ;)


And the name has no real backround and is completely made up. I was visiting some friends out in Pennsyltucky, and we were at a bar in West Chester where some country rock type band was playing. For some reason, I swore I heard the lead singer say they were called the Snatch Wranglers. I thought it was the greatest band name ever...turns out their name was something like 'The Billy Smith Band'. Yay for shots of Jaeger and a misunderstanding a redneck.

The guy I got fired was an asshole that talked down to alot of people. But I realized was a very pathetic person in general, and felt bad that he had a wife and two kids to support. I too, have been picking up his slack for 6 months now, but atleast I don't have to put up with his shit.

[Weedmage Princess]

Snatch Wrangler: The name is fantastic. I agree it sucks to that the guy had a family to support but hey, that's all the more reason for him to do his job. Unless he's giving you a portion of his paycheck equivalent to the amount of HIS work you do, he has no excuse.

Tijay: Hmm, I'm not sure on that...I'll plead not guilty as I don't know if anyone has ever been truly bothered by finding out who/what I am.

When asked for your opinion, have you ever told someone they look really nice when they actually looked like hell?

[Czeska]

guilty.

Have you ever looked at porn at work?

[Drew2]

Originally posted by Tijay
Guilty

Have you ever laughed at someone for making an assumption about you that was totally false only to find out that it bothered them to find out the truth?

I know this has been answered, but could you give an example? I'm not sure I understand it.

[Nieninque]

Not Guilty

Have you ever caught someone else looking at porn at work?

[Sean]

Guilty sort of.

The kid across from me always used to leave his monitor on at work and he'd get tons of porn popups while he was at lunch. We all got together one day and left him a lot of notes.

Question - Have you ever fallen for a cliche come on line? Example: You have the most awesome eyes.

And Tayre, I meant like for example most people at my job assume I'm in my mid 20's. So when someone was reminded today that I'm 21 she felt stupid for assuming I was older. But then felt even more embarassed because she realized shes in her 30s and how old she felt. Basically she made an assumption, I laughed at her for it and corrected her, she felt stupid for making the assumption, and then felt even stupider because she didn't like the real answer.

[Czeska]

Originally posted by Nieninque
Not Guilty

Have you ever caught someone else looking at porn at work?

Not personally, but someone here caught someone else. Turns out he was looking at foreign porn sites to get around the internet blocks.

[SpunGirl]

Snatch - I live in Vegas and I have an alibi. :P And heeey, since when does asking the question translate to an admission of guilt?

-K

[Jenisi]

Originally posted by Tijay
Question - Have you ever fallen for a cliche come on line? Example: You have the most awesome eyes.

Not guilty!!! (But I have used them on men, heh.. but if anyone tries that with me I gag and walk away) Umm

Have you ever shared a very personal secret about a friend/enemy at work that pissed you off to revenge point just to try and make them quit?

[SnatchWrangler]

Originally posted by SpunGirl
Snatch - I live in Vegas and I have an alibi.
-K

It better be a sound one...as of now you are all suspects!

[longshot]

Originally posted by Jenisi

Have you ever shared a very personal secret about a friend/enemy at work that pissed you off to revenge point just to try and make them quit?

Guilty.

Have you ever jerked off (or pleasured yourself for you women out there) to an infomercial?

Don't even try to say not guilty...

[Sean]

They don't call it the pocket fisherman for nothin...

[DeV]

Originally posted by longshot
Guilty.

Have you ever jerked off (or pleasured yourself for you women out there) to an infomercial?

Don't even try to say not guilty...
Ummm... not guily because infomercials just don't do it for me. However.. :whistle: nevermind.

Ever say your "ex's name" in the middle of sex with someone else?

[The Cat In The Hat]

Guilty

Have you ever got into an argument with a transvestite/transexual over his boyfriend?

Dont ask...

[Czeska]

:scared:

[Artha]

Not guilty.

Have you ever been naked in public as an adult?

[Weedmage Princess]

Define "naked" ?? Like..do undies count?

[Edited on 7-2-2004 by Weedmage Princess]

[Mint]

Originally posted by Artha
Not guilty.

Have you ever been naked in public as an adult?

Guilty...and no I will not go into details as it was a humiliating (because it was unintentional) although sort of hiliarious in hindsight kind of moment.

Have you ever been sexually harrassed at work? And being self employed does not count.

[Atlanteax]

Originally posted by Czeska
:scared:

Yea, really... :gawk:

[Artha]

Naked. In your birthday suit. No.

[Sean]

<<Have you ever been sexually harrassed at work? And being self employed does not count.>>

Guilty. Sort of.

Have you ever thought your best friends SO was really ugly and obnoxious but just couldn't say anything because he/she seemed to dig him/her and you didn't want to cause trouble?

[Weedmage Princess]

GUILTY GUILTY.

Here's one I just thought of as I was leaving work and giving this dude money for the lotto pool. Say you ran a lottery pool at your job...Over 30 people enter at $5 a pop and you normally buy the tickets, via Quick Pick. One week, you see something you REALLY want..I mean you want it BAD. Would you consider keeping the cash and just saying no numbers came up?

[Axhinde]

Not Guilty. I would pull that friend to the side, and find out what he's been eating lately.

Have you ever told someone you cared, only to find that you really don't a week or so later?

[Trinitis]

Originally posted by Weedmage Princess
GUILTY GUILTY.

Here's one I just thought of as I was leaving work and giving this dude money for the lotto pool. Say you ran a lottery pool at your job...Over 30 people enter at $5 a pop and you normally buy the tickets, via Quick Pick. One week, you see something you REALLY want..I mean you want it BAD. Would you consider keeping the cash and just saying no numbers came up?

Hell, I skimmed $5 a week offa my classes recyling gig when I was in the 6th grade. We made more then enough for our end of the year party, and I made enough to not only get the two SNES games that I wanted as they came out, but I also used what was left over to get 4 large pizzas for said party. :saint:

[Galleazzo]

Originally posted by Axhinde
Have you ever told someone you cared, only to find that you really don't a week or so later? Guilty, damn it. I hated that.

Have you ever had someone you were sleeping with tell you how much she loved you and wanted to commit with you, only you knew that'd be a terrible idea and said no?

[The Cat In The Hat]

He... And guilty

Have you ever been powerfully attracted to someone you absolutley cant stand?

Guilty.

Have you had sex with that same person?