GS Cyber

[Gelston]

I will cyber you.

MB 100m

[msconstrew]

Well, from personal experience I know that this offer is not only legit, the MB is way too low. Hop on this train, ladies and gents.

I mean, you get a MAXIMUM of five minutes of the best text lovin' you've ever wanted with a minimum of grammatical and/or spelling errors. If I wasn't already getting it for free, I would pay at least double.

[Gweneivia]

http://forum.gsplayers.com/showpost.php?p=1409717&postcount=1

[Gelston]

Stop spamming my service thread.

[Gelston]

BTW, I only want hot white women.

[Kronius]

BTW, I only want hot white women.

don't we all

[Mighty Nikkisaurus]

BTW, I only want hot white women with huge penises.

http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lvfnnzlfpT1qafrh6.gif

[Drew]

Nnnngh.

[HouseofElves]

I will cyber you.

MB 100m

Can't I just get a freebie like half the female characters in Vaalor? =(

[Gelston]

Can't I just get a freebie like half the female characters in Vaalor? =(

Lolz, I have cybered like twice since I started GS in the 90s.

[HouseofElves]

Then clearly you don't have enough practice to be anywhere near the 100mil mark.

[Gelston]

Then clearly you don't have enough practice to be anywhere near the 100mil mark.

Oh, no. I have much instruction and I'm relatively fresh and e-virus free.

[Gnome Rage]

D&D Free.

[Gelston]

Jolene, jolene, jolene, jolene
Im begging of you please don't take my man
Jolene, jolene, jolene, jolene
Please don't take him just because you can
Your beauty is beyond compare
With flaming locks of auburn hair
With ivory skin and eyes of emerald green
Your smile is like a breath of spring
Your voice is soft like summer rain
And I cannot compete with you, jolene

He talks about you in his sleep
There's nothing I can do to keep
From crying when he calls your name, jolene

And I can easily understand
How you could easily take my man
But you don't know what he means to me, jolene

Jolene, jolene, jolene, jolene
Im begging of you please don't take my man
Jolene, jolene, jolene, jolene
Please don't take him just because you can

You could have your choice of men
But I could never love again
Hes the only one for me, jolene

I had to have this talk with you
My happiness depends on you
And whatever you decide to do, jolene

Jolene, jolene, jolene, jolene
Im begging of you please don't take my man
Jolene, jolene, jolene, jolene
Please don't take him even though you can
Jolene, jolene

[Gelston]

[LNet]-You: "you dirty, stuck up, sadistic, shit eating, cock sucking, but fucking, penis smelling, crotch grabbing, ball licking, semen drinking, dog raping, nazi loving, child touching, cow humping, perverted, spineless, heartless, mindless, dickless, testicle choking, urine gargling, jerk-offing, horse faced, sheep fondling, toilet kissing, self centered, feces puking, dildo shoving, snot spiting, crap gathering, big nose, monkey slapping, bastard screwing, bee shitting, fart knocker"

Saving for later.

[Tisket]

bee shitting

That's got to sting.

[Eoghain]

101m. Let me grab my spare vagina.

[diethx]

He didn't say the cyber required a vagina.

[Asha]

Find Kuyuk and cyber him. He loves that shit plus he'll pay you in volovants.
Win, win.

[Luftstreitkräfte]

A+++ recommendation

He even cuddled me after he cummed and didn't log out like most guys