Salty sea vixen seeking scallywagged sea rover for good or bad times.

[ashronsjunky]

Ahoy there matey! I be Kasdeya a Half elf sea maiden from Seareach and I be looking for some salty dog to keep me company! I be fairly young in age wit piercing black eyes and lily white skin. I also be hav'n straight black hair en scattered with ink markings. In me spare time I has been seen start'n brawls at bars, plunder'n booty, stealing treasures from critters and haggling down wares. I be seeking a salty lad that has no scurvy, drinks like a sailor and has a lengthy "yardarm" if ye know whats i mean.. ;) Currently located in the landing but venture to where the wind blows.. So if this descriptive map intrigues ye en'uff to find the X Ye should know what to do.. Yo'ho'ho!!

You see Kasdeya.
She appears to be a Half-Elf from Seareach.
She is very tall and appears to be very young. She has piercing black eyes and lily white skin. She has very long, straight jet black hair worn in a ponytail. She has an oval face and thin eyebrows. She has a fake gold tooth barely visible in her mouth.
She has a skull and crossbones tattoo on her ankle, a fish skeleton tattoo on her ankle, a green star tattoo on her wrist, a red star tattoo on her wrist, a treasure chest tattoo on her thigh, a treasure map tattoo on her leg, an overflowing loot bag tattoo on her arm, a black-sailed pirate ship tattoo on her arm, and a ship's wheel tattoo on her neck.
She has minor bruises on her neck.
She is holding a jagged orcish vultite cutlass in her right hand and a rounded crimson mithglin parma emblazoned with a skull and crossbones in her left hand.
She is wearing a tri-cornered black leather pirate hat with a dashing carmine plume, a black silk skull-patterned bandana, an old salt-stained black eyepatch set with a tiny ruby worked into the center, a crystal amulet, a rusted compass on a chain, an etched black alum meadowlark inlaid with golden alum in a striped pattern, a dead parrot, a salt-stained seacoat, a fitted dark green silk tunic adorned with four black dagger-shaped buttons, a tin-bound rat hide badge, a grey glass windy shipwreck stickpin, a green glass pirate ship stickpin, a slashed ivory white knapsack, a salt-stained leather bandolier, some imflass scale mail, a rusted iron hook with a leather handguard, a shiny gold ring, a scrimshaw ring, a large gold-stringed treasure bag embroidered with the emblem of Moonshine Manor, a black leather treasure sack, a black leather belt with a zorchar longsword hanging from it, and a salt-stained driftwood pegleg.

(seeking someone for a pirate style of role play in game. I like to be creative about it. can be either a relationship style rp or even a hatred style rp im open for options) reply here with ideas or suggestions and lets make the lands a bit more ARR! :) laterz!

[TheEschaton]

We have a relationships sub-folder?

[WRoss]

Ahoy there matey! I be Kasdeya a Half elf sea maiden from Seareach and I be looking for some salty dog to keep me company! I be fairly young in age wit piercing black eyes and lily white skin. I also be hav'n straight black hair en scattered with ink markings. In me spare time I has been seen start'n brawls at bars, plunder'n booty, stealing treasures from critters and haggling down wares. I be seeking a salty lad that has no scurvy, drinks like a sailor and has a lengthy "yardarm" if ye know whats i mean.. ;) Currently located in the landing but venture to where the wind blows.. So if this descriptive map intrigues ye en'uff to find the X Ye should know what to do.. Yo'ho'ho!!

You see Kasdeya.
She appears to be a Half-Elf from Seareach.
She is very tall and appears to be very young. She has piercing black eyes and lily white skin. She has very long, straight jet black hair worn in a ponytail. She has an oval face and thin eyebrows. She has a fake gold tooth barely visible in her mouth.
She has a skull and crossbones tattoo on her ankle, a fish skeleton tattoo on her ankle, a green star tattoo on her wrist, a red star tattoo on her wrist, a treasure chest tattoo on her thigh, a treasure map tattoo on her leg, an overflowing loot bag tattoo on her arm, a black-sailed pirate ship tattoo on her arm, and a ship's wheel tattoo on her neck.
She has minor bruises on her neck.
She is holding a jagged orcish vultite cutlass in her right hand and a rounded crimson mithglin parma emblazoned with a skull and crossbones in her left hand.
She is wearing a tri-cornered black leather pirate hat with a dashing carmine plume, a black silk skull-patterned bandana, an old salt-stained black eyepatch set with a tiny ruby worked into the center, a crystal amulet, a rusted compass on a chain, an etched black alum meadowlark inlaid with golden alum in a striped pattern, a dead parrot, a salt-stained seacoat, a fitted dark green silk tunic adorned with four black dagger-shaped buttons, a tin-bound rat hide badge, a grey glass windy shipwreck stickpin, a green glass pirate ship stickpin, a slashed ivory white knapsack, a salt-stained leather bandolier, some imflass scale mail, a rusted iron hook with a leather handguard, a shiny gold ring, a scrimshaw ring, a large gold-stringed treasure bag embroidered with the emblem of Moonshine Manor, a black leather treasure sack, a black leather belt with a zorchar longsword hanging from it, and a salt-stained driftwood pegleg.

(seeking someone for a pirate style of role play in game. I like to be creative about it. can be either a relationship style rp or even a hatred style rp im open for options) reply here with ideas or suggestions and lets make the lands a bit more ARR! :) laterz!


Sure this is trolling, but quoted for future hilarity.

[Ryvicke]

I can't roleplay with anyone wearing more than 8 pieces of text clothing. Make some edits.

[Tgo01]

No one be plundering MY booty!

[Stanley Burrell]

There could be serious chafing what with the wooden appendages.

I'll need an alter session first to become:

http://www.funnystuff.net.au/images/family-guy-ode-to-seamus1.jpg

[Gompers]

Someone cyber this bitch and post it here...and it better be chuck full of "yaargs!".

[SHAFT]

The gold tooth is hot

[Stanley Burrell]

Someone cyber this bitch and post it here...and it better be chuck full of "yaargs!".

My thoughts exactly, like that bloodninja snippet, but just "argh" "yargh" and "unf-argh/yargh."

[WRoss]

NNNNNGH?

[Stanley Burrell]

NNNNNGH?

Hmm.

Nnnnyeaaarrgghh.

[WRoss]

I pull out my woody and prepare to penetrate your kraken cave. It is at this time that you realized my woody really is wooden. The sight of the perfect sculpted massive lor shaft causes your cervix to let out a resounded "Yargh! Dat not be gettin' in dis kraken cave!"

[Gnome Rage]

I can't roleplay with anyone wearing more than 8 pieces of text clothing. Make some edits.

quote for truth.

[Androidpk]

Silly Ryvicke and his fig leaf.

[Tgo01]

Fess up PK, you wear a sheath when doing the cyber nasty.

[Androidpk]

Fess up PK, you wear a sheath when doing the cyber nasty.

Scabbard to be precise. It was down around my belt before but now I prefer it slung over my shoulder. One of those adjustable ones from EG I think.

[faiyth]

Hot.. I'd hit it. and I think I know the perfect guy to send your way!

[ashronsjunky]

rofl! yarrg!

[ashronsjunky]

There could be serious chafing what with the wooden appendages.

I'll need an alter session first to become:

http://www.funnystuff.net.au/images/family-guy-ode-to-seamus1.jpg

love it!:love:

[Blazar]

Hot.. I'd hit it. and I think I know the perfect guy to send your way!

Does he like 400 pound dudes in their mom's basement pretending to be chicks? If so, you have some awesome friends.

[ashronsjunky]

Hot.. I'd hit it. and I think I know the perfect guy to send your way!

:bananahit::club:

[ashronsjunky]

I pull out my woody and prepare to penetrate your kraken cave. It is at this time that you realized my woody really is wooden. The sight of the perfect sculpted massive lor shaft causes your cervix to let out a resounded "Yargh! Dat not be gettin' in dis kraken cave!"

hahahaha!!!!:rofl:

[Tisket]

A dead parrot and questionable dental hygiene. What's not to like about that. PC men are so squeamish.

[4a6c1]

Not good enough. We already have a Rocktar.

[Zaigh]

http://i.imgur.com/CAhNr.jpg

[Dranock]

Try eating a lot of pineapple, it helps with that saltyness.

[adverbious]

Increased intake of sodium may increase your likelihood of hypertension. I'd be careful what you wish for, if I were you.

[Gompers]

I really wish more had become of this thread.

/disappoint

[ashronsjunky]

I would also like to add that she is now a highly skilled mandolin player and singing career! Looking to take the top prize at bard fest and sing at your drunken weddings!

[ashronsjunky]

ohh and Shes now titled! heh

Shes a Lady!... woah woah woah Shes a Lady!!!....

[Tisket]

Anyone who takes the time to note in their sig that they don't care about getting slammed with neg rep, cares deeply. I felt honor bound to provide her/him with enough to tip her into a full red bar. To which she/he responded:

[grey] Salty sea vixen seeking... 05-18-2012 08:36 PM Thanks honey bun, sugar plum pummy yummy yumkin! <3

No one has ever called me a sugar plum before. It's a step up from what I usually get called. I feel somewhat...charmed?

Fucking stop it.

[DCSL]

How did I miss this awesomeness?

I think it's been demonstrated that the PC is not the place you'll find love. Unless you like hate-sex. We can probably do that.

[Gelston]

How did I miss this awesomeness?

I think it's been demonstrated that the PC is not the place you'll find love. Unless you like hate-sex. We can probably do that.

You can sign me up for hate-sex.

[DCSL]

You can sign me up for hate-sex.

Her AIM is ashronsjunky. Go.

[Gelston]

http://www.cutthemidrange.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/01/thisisnot.gif

[leifastagsweed]

You can sign me up for hate-sex.

How'd it work out then?